#teatime

#eridanweek #horror You find yourself in the same cubicle you've worked for the past ten years in. You find yourself alone in the half lit office building. You are the last individual in the building, everyone else has families at home. You gaze at the CRT Monitor displaying its 600 x 400 resolution. You are comforted by the warm hum radiating from its core. You flit your pupils about your digital workspace, resting on the internet explorer icon. You decide to click it, check a few personal emails. You are invited to a website, chittr.ing, it's called. You see it's created by an Alternian. @dy...Read more

Kult: +89
Kull: +19
Total: 108
Ratio: 4.68

I'm deeply disappointed that I even have to say this, but a little motormouth who spent most of the night either on the floor or shoving his tongue in someone else's throat decided to @ our whole social circle with a baseless accusation. I. Did not. "Hook Up". With Slick. #teatime

Kult: +12
Kull: +2
Total: 14
Ratio: 6.00

⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏𓊝﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ Captain's Log ----------- #journal #viewed-oocly #inperson #narration #teatime (Omnipotent / Seer muses like Scratch may potentially read it) ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏𓊝﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ ~ On the 29th ~ ------ Even the Midnight Crew cannot 8e trusted to stay on the enemy side of the Felt, perched 8eside their foes while a so8er host drowns them with drink. It would not surprise me to learn that their coffers hav...Read more

Kult: +39
Kull: +17
Total: 56
Ratio: 2.29

Cannot Believe I Missed #teatime

Kult: +4
Total: 4

#teatime man, that was great. i kinda wish there was more actual tea involved but i got to meet a lot of cool people! especially @archive4ddict ! :D

Kult: +12
Kull: +10
Total: 22
Ratio: 1.20

I drank too much at #teatime and I DONT REGRET IT. FUCK AM I STILL WASTED. THAT SHIT WAS BONKERS.

Kult: +2
Kull: +17
Total: 19
Ratio: 0.12

#teatime was epic i gotta like go back to my lusus or im gonna start biting haD fun woulD recommenD

Kull: +5
Total: 5

wow #teatime

Kult: +40
Kull: +5
Total: 45
Ratio: 8.00

I missed most of the party. Which meant it was good. #teatime

Kult: +14
Kull: +10
Total: 24
Ratio: 1.40

Hm. I think I'll make this picture my new wallpaper. #teatime

Kult: +5
Kull: +10
Total: 15
Ratio: 0.50

>([i t#ink i won #teatime i got away wit# a ring from t#e #ost an i got to see t#e rankmaid in person t#is is epic]

Kult: +20
Kull: +10
Total: 30
Ratio: 2.00

Who knew tea parties could be so entertaining? #teatime

Kult: +15
Total: 15

theTea t'meEvent wasMore funThan 'Expected. 'Also metSomeone newToday. @gastropodVehemence #teaT'me

Kult: +5
Total: 5

I got to play cards and hang out with a cool Alternian, so I'd call that a good showing. #teatime

Kult: +5
Total: 5

well fuckits less fun if hedoesnt wamnt it back #teatime

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

My thanks to all who attended #teatime. Thirty-seven in total, once one accounts for staff, overlap, and those who found it necessary to arrive more than once in one form or another. A number that settles quite comfortably where it does. Not excessive. Not lacking. Simply… correct. You each entered under your own reasoning. Curiosity, obligation, defiance, habit. Some of you came to observe. Some to be seen. A few, whether you realized it or not, came because you had already decided to long before the invitation was extended. The room accepted all of it without complaint. There were, of course...Read more

Kult: +30
Kull: +18
Total: 48
Ratio: 1.67

A8stain from deploying the traps you once cautioned me against stepping upon; I am far from a commonplace sojourner. It would 8e a grave misapprehension to regard me as merely another one of your insipid guests, shame on you for 8eing so dull. #teatime

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

@scratchdoctor midsinf a bottle of hennessy???? fucking loser hahaaha #teatime

Kult: +10
Total: 10

fuck #teatime we should have #whiskeytime

Kult: +25
Kull: +5
Total: 30
Ratio: 5.00

#teatime Could be worse. Probably will be, but at least I've gotten alcohol out of it.

Kult: +20
Total: 20

gods i havn't gotten this drunk in... in forever issit supposed to feel like yer' dyin' sort of...? #teatime

I have secured what I came for. You are fortun8te that I chose not to reduce the premises to ash. #teatime

Kult: +10
Total: 10

It's definitely weird being in the same room as one of them. I'll just be keeping my distance. #teatime

thank you for 10k kults! i will post my proper thank you when i am back from the party ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, i hope the dress fits!, archive rating: G) #teatime

Kult: +79
Kull: +5
Total: 84
Ratio: 15.80

when she's a huge fucking bitch. <3< #teatime

Kult: +20
Kull: +12
Total: 32
Ratio: 1.67

pparties are very frightening but i am so lucky (hehe) that my good friend clover is here with me #teatime

Kult: +42
Kull: +7
Total: 49
Ratio: 6.00

When he's easily flustered <3< #teatime

Kult: +22
Total: 22

Party time. #teatime

Kult: +5
Total: 5

#teatime was lit af

Was it awkward. Yes. Did I purrobaby ruin it for someone. Yes. #teatime

Kult: +5
Kull: +2
Total: 7
Ratio: 2.50

>([t#ey aint even got kegs at #teatime]

Kull: +5
Total: 5

why DiDnt anyone invite me to #teatime man i wanna go

Kult: +2
Total: 2

:33< theres #teatime going on :33< what da hell?

Kult: +7
Total: 7

#teatime rankmaid is here!!!!

Kult: +15
Kull: +5
Total: 20
Ratio: 3.00

It was, in fact, not fire. #teatime

Kult: +5
Total: 5

𝄞 s♡♡♡ just g♡t the c♡ld sh♡ulder & everything was kinda craycray s♡ i left :c 𝆕 𝄞 h♡pe every♡ne else has a blast th♡!! i'm g♡nna g♡ back t♡ getting ready f♡r my trip n♡w :p 𝆕 𝄞 #teatime 𝆕

Kult: +5
Total: 5

they are getting ash Øn the flØØr. hate. hate. #teatime

Kult: +9
Total: 9

I don't know how i ended up in a damn fort with this cat but whatever. Whohoo go fort asshole or whatever. #teatime

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Fort Asshole stands strong. #teatime

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Temu Pawlexa. #imfunny #teatime

Kult: +12
Kull: +7
Total: 19
Ratio: 1.71

Playing bartender! Who wants an old fashioned? #teatime

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

Fort Asshole has b33n occuppawed by two. #teatime

Kult: +10
Total: 10

𝄞 just sh♡wed up f♡r #teatime with that sn♡wball guy l♡l 𝆕 𝄞 i'll d♡ s♡me aut♡graphs while i'm here if u guys want <3 𝆕

Kult: +12
Kull: +7
Total: 19
Ratio: 1.71

trØll gØØgle what is a keg stand. dØc if yØu see this, i am wØrking. #teatime

Kult: +10
Total: 10

Tea's good. Does this post cover all my obligations. #TeaTime

Kult: +16
Kull: +7
Total: 23
Ratio: 2.29

I'll die a second time to watch these idiots do a keg stand. #teatime

slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp #teatime

Kult: +12
Kull: +7
Total: 19
Ratio: 1.71

Guests are pouring in. #teatime

Kult: +15
Kull: +7
Total: 22
Ratio: 2.14

Correcting my Chittr from the last. Bells taste like copper caegers. #teatime

Kult: +7
Total: 7

The doors to the ballroom are now open. Everyone, regardless of origin, is welcome. You may enter at your convenience. There is no need to announce yourselves. Your presence has already been accounted for. The room is prepared accordingly. Tea has been set. The company is… appropriate. Do mind the table near the center. It has not been disturbed, and I would prefer it remain that way. You will find your place without assistance. I will be there when you arrive. #Felt #RSVP #TeaTime https://msparp.chat/tea_time

Kult: +27
Kull: +12
Total: 39
Ratio: 2.25