♦ pitied by @localLoser
-^No Fishing Friday for me tonight. On acco∇nt of the conc∇ssion.^-
That Was Too Genuine And True, I Am Going To Go Back To #freakposting. #nsfw
I refuse to look at the replies of that for I fear I will die.
:33 < the milkman blocked me :33 < whyyyyyyyyyy
I asked for strawberry milk to be put in as a request and what do I get from my father? Blood in the milk disguised as a pink tint.
#FUCK I forgot that I was supposed to be #stealingpendrasquirk I am a fucking #failure
update: uh oh
TYPING WITH ONE EYE. AND ARM. IS HARD. ((#GORE ? FOR SAFETY’S SAKE))
preening on my own fucking sucks oh my god
>+. JUST TOOK A LINOONE SHAPED MISSILE TO THE SPINE .+<
-------------------------- i broke my orb #myorb. i broke it cUlling my enemy. #Violence
xx_chchow_wants_2_play_a_game_with_her_friends_xx
ᐖ ᑈASPER HATEᐖ ME N NOW IM LITERALLY SAᐖ ᐛ
I think I took the wrong pill$$$. Thi$$$ adderall i$ makin me feel down not up… what the hell??
im too talkative rn for a guy that needs to be paying attention to my monitors
origami sucks i got a papercut from trying to make a frog
I d0nt think i kn0w what my 0wn bulge l00ks like at this p0int #nsfw
✨The stars today...✨ Eugh ...II don't know. Head hurts. II can't get a clear picture. II'll pull a few readings from other sources... Sooo... okay, so, II guess some of you aren't gonna have sex today... that's a bummer... Really the general vibe II'm getting is a bit mixed. Some of you are going two have an extremely fortunate day, and some of you really shouldn't do anything two risky. Listen two your heart and, uh... try not two get caught up in stupid shit. Lucky numbers are... 5, 24, 41, 76, and... the color yellow??? OhhhII'm gonna passo ut #dailyhoroscope #fortune #nsfw ?
not sure how a small snake got into my apartment but my kid ate it so problem solved i fucking guess
♤ I'm Back Inside Now. Some Passerby Told Me To Cover Up. Lmao ♤
Caelum was not impressed with my five bulk bags of chocolate.
Fuck..........
Who wants to beat up my brother for me???
BATHTIME. NO GUN? BLASPGHEMY.
(◕ ᴥ ◕) gumake an egg… snff…
(◕ ᴥ ◕) uehhhhhh… i don’t even guknow if i want to try again… (╥ ᴥ ╥)
(◕ ᴥ ◕) I GUNEVER COOKED AN EGG BEFORE (╥ ᴥ ╥)
(◕ ᴥ ◕) GUNO ITS A POT!!
(◕ ᴥ ◕) uehhhhh… something gutells me i messed up… (╥ ᴥ ╥) https://i.ibb.co/d47Mpn7j/IMG-5675.jpg
stands up sits bck down cause im light headed sudden waves of nasea and exhaushtion hit oh fuck a spider!
why is there a hand puppet on the kitchen tap i just wanted water for the first time in my life
every day i come on here and see things i would rather not see. instead i would like to see cool movie posters! but no.
>> for a few ડweepડ after th¡ડ, ¡ wou1d have n¡ghtmareડ about them... now ¡ enjoy ડee¡ng honkbeaડtડ out and about, ¡t doeડn't ડcare me anymore. but at the t¡me they were aડ ta11 aડ ¡ waડ
>> a1r¡ght everyone, ¡ have a #confeડડ¡on to make,, when ¡ waડ a wr¡gg1er, ¡ got accoડted by honkbeaડtડ fu11y chaડed and attacked ¡ tr¡ed to c1¡mb my 1uડuડ but ¡ waડ not a very ડtrong c1¡mber.... ¡ ho1d no ¡11 w¡11 aga¡nડt any creatureડ, ¡ juડt th¡nk of th¡ડ ડomet¡meડ..
✨🍭🕷️ egggender 🕷️🍭✨
^computer how do i stop zoning out and accidentally exiting my body asking for a friend>
:33< what if i just devolved into furloor sludge?
>> ¡f your dumb beaડtડ won't dr¡nk enough water put a 1¡tt1e b¡t of meat paડte ¡n ¡t, eaડy
◌ There's a lot of words I don't understand on here. What they are isn't important, it's just always nice to know there's still things left to understand. ⧂
≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼HOW SILLY AND DEPRAVED CAN KITTY GET WHILE DRUNK BEFORE IT'S AN ISSUE #SUBSTANCE
awwwwwwww :O{ nOt agaaaaaaain
...chat, i fear we may be, as the kids say. cooked...
update i tripped and stepped on my shades and i cant see nothing
...my b, mr the p https://i.ibb.co/dJr2V5bv/IMG-6907.jpg...
he #outfreaked the conference room
Unfortunately, I #Outfreaked the conference room.
...i fear this explanation is lacking nuance...
ow my hip...
...shit man you're fucked. you're so fucked...
occasionally putting random shit in my pockets mightve been a mistake in hindsight why the fuck were 7 push pins in there #ow
:33< ugh this sickness is making meow weak and pawthetic!!! :33< i should go hunt something with my bare hands!!!
[Voice of guy who keeps accidentally trauma dumping on the can't delete shit website] Why are my friends worried about me?
it is criminal that i was robbed of a dinosaur kid phase
...um why are the clowns multiplying??? ...this is very unnerving actually and I'm really not a fan of this!!!
...it's really kind of telling about how awful purpleblood society is. sucks for them, but nowhere near as much as it sucks for lowbloods!!!
i am a clown, but only in name. i feel as though i have been forced into the whole affair, and fear that if i were abdicate, my kin would tear me to pieces.
♊︎t w♊︎ll not bla2t mu2♊︎c but ♊︎t w♊︎ll repeat the 2ame 2ong for two hour2 ju2t becau2e ♊︎t can..
I tbhInk I lIEk fAygO (( #sUbstAncE ))
im so sleepy.
⚜ARGH!!!!!! THIS BEAST WISHES TO CONFINE THEE TO ITS 2ND DIGESTION CHAMBER!!!!!!! IT LEAVES THEE WITH NO CHOICE!!!! "I THINK WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO KILL THIS GUY, STEVEN"⚜⁀➴
⚜HARK!!! CURRENTLY POSTING WITHIN THE FIRST BELLY OF A MULTI-SEGMENTED GROUND CRAWLER, TWAS NOT EXPECTING MY DAY TO GO THIS WAY #FLARPPROBLEMS⚜⁀➴
🔍 _-_-_- S⌕me⌕ne replaced all the bean juice with decaf in the ⌕ffice, and I d⌕n't need my detective skills t⌕ kn⌕w that wh⌕ever did that is a massive bitch. _-_-_-
I want to spar dammit.
why is there AI on my timeline? i hate AI >:(
(◕ ᴥ ◕) fraimi guwants all of the foods gyuu are all talking about.. goregash GUNEVER wants to deliver here!!!!
I defeated the hatman btw.
Hoow loong dooes it have too be too be able too doo that. Hoow doo yoou even acquire such skill 80
￣\ id try it. for the record. /￣
Oh MMy God I was so scared ❣︎
I'm not exactly horrified. Moreso asking myself. How one even discovers they are caꫂ❁able of that. ❣︎
xx_wat_ur_bulgez_cant_do_dat?_#joak_#joeke_#jocking_#joaekgn_xx
꒰8 dawg idk if i a shouLd stand and cLap or cLasp my bLo-odLines jeweLs for Life they gotta recruit you for SOMETTHING 8꒱
🜏 nobody on ♱hiis app apprrexiia♱es my skiill and ♱alen♱ and audaxii♱y #no♱blessed #bu♱s♱iillblessed #blessedwherreii♱xoun♱s ♅
...🚬...
+I THOUGHT IT WAS POOP IM NGL . DONT KNOW IF ITS WORSE THAT IT WAS A BULGE
My bad for having eyes, I guess.
I am finding out lik(=... Lots... Sinc(= I join(=d up h(=r(=...
xx_OKAY_but_liek_it_feelz_good_so_xx
ᐖ I HAVE A ᑈONFESSHUN SUMTIMES I GET LAZY ABOUT VENTILATION IN TEH FORGE #HEAVYMEATALFUMEZ ᐛ
clever.idea for this lost.sad sad forgivable woman. (or man)
i losyt,half of. my grandsons inherentince on sportbetting and now.i am worried i am a bad nana.will,five hail mary fix this or do i need.six.?
Scary! ❣︎
...all this to say. fuck my back hurts...
...as you get older you begin to forget things. like the fact that you can't sleep through the whole night without experiencing consequences....
MY FOOT FELL ASLEEP. ANGUISH AND MISERY AND PAIN!!!
>> @EVERYONE MY FOOT ¡ડ Aડ1EEP P1EAડE HE1P ME OH GOD HE11P
✨🍭🕷️ tung crackd 🕷️🍭✨
✨🍭🕷️ tongue beginning to ouch. one more sweetart couldnt hurt. surely. 🕷️🍭✨
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@dynamicFlowfields do you think we could get group dms there are two boys who are willing to kiss in front of me i think one might be a robot though but the other is an actual real human man and in order to plan this get together i would like to message both at once is this something that would be possible or no (tags: The Rankmaid/Mocáli Flaske, #nsfw, groupchatplay, archive rating: M)
>> ¡f anyone w¡11 1et me, ¡'11 be ડure to do ¡t ¡n your ડp¡r¡t ¡'m very b¡ડexua1 gay ¡n theory juડt cuz nobody wantડ to pract¡ce w¡th me ડmh 😔 we11, aડ¡de from maybe that one guy, ¡ ડhou1d ca11 h¡m.....
;; i-if i §tab t-the pro§ecution in the n-neck w-will that lead to a mi§trial? ;; ;; a-a§king for a friend (i am the friend hee hee hee) ;; ;; w-wait no that'§ n-not funny i-i'm going to get culled if i d-do that nevermind uuewehhhh... #violence ;;
;; i §-§hould have been §-§hoo§h papped more a§ a wriggler... ;;
I have to go back to (activity) now. Glub bye.
3833 < My husband shut his tail in the door to the backyard, do you think he's gonna make it? >
thats just what we do
so why did i think i could stop hot water from spilling over the counter with just my hands whyd i do it like that
(◕ ᴥ ◕) shrimps is for the wimps! guehehe
i thinnk. unntil that onne personn. stops talkinng about us like. we’re inncapable grubs. i might keep chittr closed
guys i can’t stop accidentally rechitting chitt omg BELIEVE ME i would never rechitt eridan without turning his statement into something about poop or the butt it’s from
"= 30 kull away from 10k kull. what. is my reward. reward us for 10k kull. ="
0ugh i g0t sta88ed https://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/12c36d3aec34.jpg
(◕ ᴥ ◕) gueh.... that's no gyuud... (⊙ ᴥ ⊙) guall the time??!? (╥ ᴥ ╥) can gyuu do basic math?! this is guactually saddening!
(◕ ᴥ ◕) guWOW... after a few goregle searches... i did not guknow people take "drugs" recreationally! (⊙ ᴥ ⊙) gyuu are all quite.... something... #substance
i hate this stupid job!
JUST WOK3 UP FROM 4 N4P WH4T'S GO1NG ON
we smϴkin d\/ng beetle #s\/bst/\nce
lOUD,
>> #norma1poડt¡ng ¡ 1ove uડ¡ng ડoc¡a1 med¡a ડ¡teડ for a norma1 hea1thy amount of t¡me and ¡nteract¡ng ca1m1y w¡th other peop1e :)) Here ¡ડ what ¡ had for breakfaડt: (p1eaડe ¡mag¡ne there ¡ડ a p¡cture here, ¡ actua11y haven't eaten breakfaડt today)
I FEEL VERY. JUST VERY. I WILL NOT FUCKING ELABORATE.
My intern has questioned why I have been laughing so loudly, and I do not know how to explain to her that the current #NormalPosting trend is extremely amusing to me. Please advise.
>[Ωkay my zzzpine hurtzzz and I'm zzztarting to vomit wordzzz on here without thinking about them. Putting down the zzzcryPhone. Zzzee you when the zzzun fuckzzz back off.]<
blessin things n bein a god is tired (made the table slightly biggr which is soooooo hard #sarcams #tbfithnkevery1elsealreadyhadaltarsndtheirsrfancu
1 st1ll cant f1nd my wave board #Surf1ngSaturday
...the jig is up bossman found the catwalk i was hanging out on #sadge #illbeback...
do no+ pi+y reac+ +his pos+
...i died in my hardcore world and haven't had the pusher to restart....
not needing to use my wings to fly means they can get so stiff so fucking easily and consistently remembering to move them so that wont happen is harder than youd think
i'm kinda no+ men+ally or physically +here righ+ now
pusherbreaking. had the most flames response to someones chitt and i was blocked. siiiiigh........
...i just said something too genuine. hold on. let me get back to my cool and aloof demeanor. fuck nuggets. there we go...
(◕ ᴥ ◕) guehmmm, does anyone have any advice for managing appearance? uwehhh… i noticed that, not a lot of trolls gulook like gume in the movies… should i gyuse makeup to cover my markings?
m/\n i'm tϴϴ sϴber fϴr this shit #s\/bst/\nce
hes just sittin there im not lettin him in https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1185378392061788183/1495176936220131469/20260418_153900.jpg?ex=69e54b88&is=69e3fa08&hm=4258aff3bee305ca199d96d2b1ea01236c35a80312274511f797f63c329ea3e6&
...#thirsttrap #nsfw https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/11/Glass-of-water.jpg...
🜏 II mean ii doooooooo have fourr arrms bu♱ all of ♱hem ge♱ ♱iirred easy and ♱he las♱ ♱iime II makeshiif♱ed somefiin liike ♱ha♱ uh...a xyliinderr go♱ s♱uxk iin a miinii ♱rroll M&Ms ♱ube ♅
🜏 Jerrkiing my shii♱ iis so frrus♱rra♱iing u go♱♱a be ambiidexx♱rrous forr ♱hiis shii♱. ii go♱ 2 bulges bu♱ ♱hey'rre ♱oo fa♱ ♱o fii♱ iin one hand, ii♱ feels liike II'm xhurrniing bu♱♱err overr herre II'm burrniing so many damn xalorriies. So gogdamn long ii♱s liike xleaniing ♱wo s♱rriipperr poles a♱ onxe #nsfw #goldbloodprroblems #double♱rrouble ♅
...an appropriate and emotionally proportionate response to failure. A++, no notes...
[|87 :: “Oh wow aren’t you happy to see me, 1 can see that tent under those robes” Ch;ll the fuk out g;rl that’s not my bulge that’s an unreg;stered f;rearm #nsfw #guns
I think pm likes me :)
Every post he makes. Is one additional stab. On top of the two I originally planned. For what he did. But now I have to do at least thirteen. #violence
(◕ ᴥ ◕) there are no bars in brink... guehmm... (T ᴥ T) guehhuuhuuhuu
<Thĕ rĕăl shămĕ ăbŏŭt / lĭvĭng ălŏnĕ ĭn thĕ / mĭddlĕ ŏf fŭckĭng nŏwhĕrĕ / ĭs thĕrĕ's nŏ ŏnĕ / tŏ wătch mĕ dŏ / ă sĭck hăndstănd ănd / flĭp> <Wăĭt ăctŭălly / thĕrĕ ĭs ŏnĕ pĕrsŏn. / Chĭtt căncĕllĕd>
starting to realise my sense of humour might be irrevocably fucKed from being around too many clowns. then again, this place might gen be just be really fucKing stupid
>[My friend'zzz tummy hoitzzz and I am laughing.]<
((Yeah I can't use dark mode when my own text color is too dark for that
>[Recalibrated my arm and accidentally threw my zzzcryPhone. Hit the wall pretty hard. Zzztill workzzz clearly but I think the camera got all fucked up. Life izzz a dizzzazzzter.]<
tRIPPED WHILE TRYING TO LAY DOWN, aCCIDENTALLY SHATTERED A PRIZE HEIRLOOM PLATE, pASSED DOWN TO ME FROM, mY LATE LUSUS,
i like the purple8l00ds they're all nice 2 me s0 far zzzz8]
(V)(',,')(V) i got the shit beat o℧t ame and life not been the same since
I have many pathetic #faillgirlls in my circlle, inclluding my own blloodlline, but i take sollace in the fact that i am not one of them. llarkin do not interact
What's The Point Of Having A Long Tongue If You Aren't Going To Use It? If You Aren't Eating Nook, Stop Sticking Your Tongue Out In Your Photos. #nsfw
+saw someone get so blinded by thick thighs they didnt notice they were looking at an ai image +sad +its not that hard +open your eyes
patheticmaxxing rn #angst ish
wWw man all thizz kissing talk makezz me hungry for some wWw
I_made_myself_slightly_nauecious_cause_I_ate_my_food, then_downed_a_drink_too_fast.
i hope u guyz c my posts and go "damn hope she gets bettr"
xx_OKAY_maybe_chchow_should_not_have_kissed_☝️_#regret_#iuvmyfriends_xx
(V)(',,')(V) THE thing ℧ kjow the thing
(V)(',,')(V) if ℧ stop taljing abo℧t that thign then i will
<action; query input; query: how often are head he|m technicians rotated or changed on imperia| ships? action; statement input; statement: my one seems permanent|y disp|eased with me #vio|ence />
Just fell down the stairs, almost. i am now stuck upside down, stabbed into the floor.
xx_ghos_fase_scared_me_lol_whoops_xx
nno the top thinng to do is howl mmiserably annd bite chommp kill bite bite kill violennce
"= that's useless. i want blocking to do something. blocking should make your eyes hurt when you look at my post. sigh never using this feature again. ="
im actually really funny once you get past howw socially inept i am
apparently i'm in a mood today my bad chittr
If i had a caegar every time a persoon i've spooken too oon chittr a coouple times assumes i'm roomantically oor sexually interested in them i'd already have at least 3 caegars what the fuck is wroong with me #self-reflectioon
♰ someone in the studio didn't properly close up last night and now all my photo's have been over-exposed and blown out incorrectly... .... when i get my hands around their throat. i've had to deal with this.. all.....day....... ♰
bad idea snaggin sols drinks they havve more caffeine than the normal ones do hes lookin at me all smug about it cause i think he realized i did
realized it mightvve been cause i stole one a sols energy drinks its probably that
if my eye could stop twwitchin that wwould be great
i just lost 1600 boonbucks #TheCasino #AlphaBoat
I lost my favourite vape. Its fine. I don't care. #fuckitfriday
Put on my socks this evening. Guess what? Hole in the big toe again. Man.
my body feels like its made of molasses #notgood #badfeeling
words cannot properly articulate the absolute shit show rollercoaster the last couple days hav been for me i need to get SO HIGH tht i turn into a cloud of vapors and float into the upper atmosphere #substance
xx_WHER_DID_I_PUT_GHOTFAC_xx
"do it scared" being scared isnt the problem im just not doing all that
⚜UPDATE: https://file.garden/aVIln_Qn93xoMwYZ/CHITT/fried.png?v=1776449025137⚜⁀➴
... I don't think chalk is very sustaining for me.
i yearn, but im not sure what for hrmm
:33 < aw dang okay
... May have to skip breakfast. I forgot to buy groceries.
⚜HARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THOU HAS SUSTAINED A MIGHTY BLAST FROM THE RAGING STORMS ABOVE, FOR I AM NOT WORRIED, AS SIGNS FROM THE GODS RARELY HIT THE SAME LOCATION TWICE⚜⁀➴
i dont want bewbz :(