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₍^. .^₎⟆ !sss the heat go!ng to my pan or !sSSS a gold !n my commentss ask!ng to l!ck my sssweat?꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ WHY !S !T SSSO HOT TH!SS LATE! !’m R!PP!NG my clothes OFF and splay!ng out unt!l all the sssweat d!sSssappears from my body꠹
🫶 flaske flaske a hundred lines before your first backslash @dynamicFlowfields 🫶 🗣📢🔔📌when was the last time you got something truly special truly lovely truly youly you??? you work and you work and you work and you tirelessly work over this chittr dot ing place so goshdamn hard it makes me want to tear all my pretty young moisturized and conditioner pampered 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃 hair out!!!! but not really because scalp treatments are so fucking pricy im really better off just screaming 📌🔔📣🚨 🥺👉👈 but thats why to commemorate the heaps upon heaps upon sweeps upon sweeps of our friendship in the making 😔👉👈 🤟i made this JUST for you! today 🤟 🤟WOULD be our anniversary🤟 🤟 if we had actually in fact met many sweeps ago somehow some way🤟 ✊👊 rock on bestie and enjoy your hard earned badge👊✊ #Chairministrangling #Grindsettheplace #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #AnniversaWE #Commemorating0Sweeps #TheBigGooseEggHatched #ZilchNeverFeltSoFulfilling #ZeroedOutZeroes #BinaryButWeHaveNotHitAOneYet #MyFieldsAreFlowing #ButWithTears #AndSniffles #DynamicallyAlternating #BetweenBoth 🟡✨ CHARMS is BUSY BEING CHARMED BY FLASKE.
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🫶 omg btw thank you SO much for this??? on behalf of Lord Caliborn who would never say it like ever like at all like ever🫶 👀 💫🎯⭐Lord Caliborn LOVED it even if his chattering little snippy snappy jaws are too powerful to let something that soft escape their terrifying and reality nibbling grasp⭐ 🎯💫 🥺👉👈 got you some badges @imJunior wasnt sure what you wanted but i made you that my face badge you asked for😔👉👈 🤟keep on keepin on freaky space weirdo🤟 👍hope theres plenty for ya to enjoy👍 #Chairministrangling #Grindtrendsetter #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃 🟢 CHARMS is online.
🫶 QUICK QUESTION? 🫶 👀 💫🎯⭐you ever seen one of these ELITE PREMIUM LUXURY ULTRA CLASS 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃 COLOR badges? of course you have!!! everyone who is SOMEONE at least KNOWS someone with one of these bad bitch badges that spin an twirl all fancy⭐ 🎯💫 🥺👉👈 those are a ROEWZI CHARMS original...furnished generously for @caliBorn by my many capable hands 😔👉👈 🤟you are SO welcome btw and hopefully? some day? someone YOU know will ask me to make one for YOU!!!🤟 #Chairministrangling #Grindsettheplace #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #YouCannotDenyABoss #BeenHere #DoingThat 🟢 CHARMS is LIE AND SPRAWLED BACK ON THEIR SIDE.
🫶 ohhhh bestie bestie BESTIE 🫶👀 UNF i'm getting some goddamn VISIONARY VIBES from this sales pitch!!! and WHAT A PARK CLEARING PITCH!!!!!! 🎯💫 🔥 THE BOARD HAS REVIEWED YOUR PROPOSAL and finds it : HOT SHIT 🔥 💧🫠 joining the STREAM?? i inVENTED going with the flow📈 thats LIQUIDITY PUSSY BABEY!!!!!! 💦💰 and i am ALWAYS liquid. schlurp! my assets flow like the waterfalls of golden light i bathe in every morning (imported from the ocean of my competitors' continually shed fucking tears) 🏖️😤 🐛 RE: THE BUG PROPOSITION 🐛 you want these prongs CURVING?? pinch pinch? snip snip?🦞 reaching into the EVER EXPANDING HORIZON?? bestie my prongs have ALREADY claimed the dawn!!! just this morning. patent pending but at least twelve proposals already cleared his honorable tyranny's slobbery ass jaws ☀️👑 i trademarked sunrise AT SWEEP 8 OF BEING ALIVE!!! 📅✨ you want some FRANCHISE WITH THAT?!!! 🔥💼 💼 COUNTER-OFFER 💼 ✋ 🛑SO🛑✋ i see POTENTIAL here!! 🌟 add me! DM me! like my posts! #LikeABoss! pity my posts! #PityABoss! idfc comment or whatever 🔑👑 but i will save you from melting down the drain alone whatever it takes load difficulty gap breached🚽✨ 🌊im not melting. not now not ever. these features are too cute to downsize. i would rather BE the TSUNAMI that buys out the beachfront property BEFORE it hits!!! you going with the flow im stirring? 🏖️💰 🫵 THE YUGLER 🫵 (respectfully alsoooo gender-ambiguous, love that for you, brand is brand!!! bland or otherwise) you have FLAVOR!! 🍭✨ but you're pitching COLLABORATION when you should be pitching ACQUISITION!! 📊⬆️ 📡 NEXT STEPS - DM DOMINATION 📡 send your coordinates (not for doxxing!! just for NETWORKING!! 🤝😉) to my IMPERIAL EMPIRE FIBER OP CO secure line!! 📞 ✨ cujojito barbisito barkbeastito 🐕 needs to sniff your vibes anyway!! security protocol!! 📈❄️ stay COOL!❄️📈 #GoldBloodGrindset #MoggingOnSillyDexes #ThinkBigger #SylladexMaxxing #✨👑💛 🟢 CHARMS is online.
👉 OMG STOP NO KONGAR YOU ARE THE CUTEST 👈 🫵 YOU CAN CALL ME SIR 🌟any time🌟 i just wanna curl up ur cutie patootie hair swirly and go OO OO AA🫵 🫵 cute boy to cute boy communicado 🫵 i want to be all up in ur monkey business you do mutual follows? i do mutual follows. you should mutual follow me 🫵 😁😁😁 like just saying monkey king 😁😁😁 😅 id love to swing with you vine or no vine😅 #Chairministrangling #LikeABoss #PityABoss #MediateABoss #TopBanana #OrWhat 🟡🍌 CHARMS is ENGAGING IN MONKEY BUSINESS.
🌹O=@(o･ｪ･oˇ)@و A ROSE FOR YOU! FAIR SIR!!!!!! CAN KONGAR CALL YOU SIR??? THE POST SAID SO. SO KONGAR WILL CALL YOU SIR. THANK YOU. SIR. FOR BEING SO. PRETTY. IT HAS REMINDED KONGAR. BEAUTIFUL THINGS. EXIST. DELICATE THINGS. WORTH CLIMBING UP BUILDINGS WHILE HOLDING. ╮@(o･ｪ･o)@╭ KONGAR HOPES. THIS IS NOT TOO FUCKING WEIRD. BUT KONGAR KNOWS. @(o༎･༎ｪ･༎o)@ ...IT COULD BE. #THELEGENDOFKONGAR #EPISODE-VII #A-PRETTYBOY-LIGHTS-UP-THE-WESTWARD-HORIZONS #漂亮男
💛✨👑CHAIRMINISTRANGLER CHARM$ CHECKING IN 👑💛✨ 🫶just dropping in a budget friendly promo no FOMO! read it when you wanna its not burning a hole in YOUR pocket🫶 🤑🔥 💼 EXECUTIVE POSITIONING 💼 Founder, CEO (Chairministrangler Executed Office), and Visionary Vibes Architect @ Lucky Charms Holdings International LLC (Est. Sweeps Unknown, Revenue: Immeasurably high, think quadruple digits) 📈💰 i'm literally the boss, bestie, i've been networking since before your lusus first molted!!! but i am ALWAYS down to netjerk around esp with fledgling self starters 🐣✨ 🫵 have YOU got a business idea? 🫵 pitch it to me! 🫵 let's MERGE! 🫵 👤 BRAND IDENTITY MATRIX 👤 🫵 BYOB (be your own boss)🫵 💛 caste: gold (#FFD700) - literally the color of wealth bestie, we stay GILDED here!! ✨ 📊 hemo position: ABOVE THE REST (the view is SCENIC i LOVE what u all do down there) 💅 🎂 experience level: 12 Sweeps of PURE HUSTLE (that's executive years bestie, we don't age we LEVEL UP we dont play we GAIN EXPERIENCE we dont lose we ONLY GAIN %) 📊⬆️ 🏷️ OFFICIAL BRAND HANDLES 🏷️ catch me straight strutting thru DMs as: CEO Charms™ | charmHer (verified) | CHARMS4HIRE (premium tier) | luckyCharms (aesthetic account) | luck E charms | The Gold Gilded GRINDSET | The Menace (affectionate) | The Handyman (i fix broken portfolios~! catch 👏 these 👏 hands 👏) | Corporate Overlord Roewzi (yes you CAN call me Sir, i accept tributes IF ur nasty) 💼 | Yellow Jacket (designer in my spare time AHAH i can make anything in your fave color as long as ur fave color is 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃) | plus various PARALEGALACERATOR roles for tax purposes~! 😉✨ 🐾 BRING YOUR BARK TO WORK DAY COMPANION 🐾 meet cujojito barbisito barkbeastito~!!! ✨ my sCRUFFY LIL FUZZY WUZZY WAS NOT A CHOLERBEAR BUT TWICE AS DEADLY UGHHH I LOVE YOU SO SO SO SO MUCH MY SNUGGLY PUBBY WUBBY CMERE WHOSE A GOOD BOY WHOSE A GOOD BOY YES YOU ARE YES YOU ARE YES YOU 🫵 YOU 🫵 YOU ARE 🫵 GOOD PUBBYYYYYY 🫵 MY CHIHAAHAA!!! 🫵 🐕💎 MYTHICALLY rare breed bestie, requires specialized climate control because he's just SO high-maintenance #WORTHIT (just like his owner~! 💅). four-legged networking assistant, walkies aficionado, unrivaled barkbeat composer and vocal performance artist, also 24/7 security detail!! he doesn't guard the yard he guards the BRAND!!! the BUILDING! keeps that shit ON LOCK!!!!🔐✨ 📍 HEADQUARTERS LOCATION 📍 Lower Out Ward District on 12th, Spirebluffs - Garden of Eaten, New Trolleans 🏙️✨ we call it "The War Room" bestie, it's where the battles are fought and won!!!! 📊💫 (exact coordinates: CLASSIFIED for opsec~!🤝🔒) 💡 ENTREPRENEURIAL PHILOSOPHY 💡 they call it "stealing" i call it ✨PARALLEL ECONOMICS✨ they say "diploma mill" i say ✨ALTERNATIVE TO MAINSCREAM CREDENTIALING✨ they claim "no liquidity" i say ✨INTANGIBLE ASSET ACCUMULATION✨ "unregistered"? bestie i'm ✨PRE-REGISTERED FOR PRE-APPROVED FUTURE SUCCESS✨ "forgery"? that's just ✨PENDING ACQUIRE PROXY DOCUMENTATION✨ "fraud"? i'm simply ✨MANIFESTING FUCKING DIFFERENTLY✨ 🌐 NETWORK INFRASTRUCTURE 🌐 running IMPERIAL EMPIRE FIBER OP CO servers because we need that BANDWIDTH for all these 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃 deals bestie!! public proxy? that's just ✨DECENTRALIZING✨ for the grind!! 📡💻 🔢 EXECUTIVE CODES 🔢 ripcode: 59032-11 (vip access tier) decimal: 1501300818 (lucky numbers bestie!! 🍀) ✨👇⚡ THE BOTTOM LINE ⚡👇✨ 😤💅i'm literally building an empire out here while the haters stay MAD!! 😤💅 #GoldBloodGrindset #CEOlife #Charm$Up #SigmaSweeps #ItWasNotADoxJustABrandAudit #AndBestie #WePassed ✨👑💛 🟢✨ CHARMS is ALWAYS ONLINE.