♦ pitied by @lustrousSparklebeast
still mad about my eye
SCARY
gruuhhsee im haaavinghk aaa cooonuctrdrum dooo i celebraaate my wrigglinghk daaay the ooog daaate ooor dooo i switch it ooover tooo the daaay i woooke up frooom the soooil aaand aaarriiiiiised tooo feaaast ooon the flesh ooof mooortaaallllsss, ooor shooouuld i dooo boooth like aaa greedy little slooobbbb, whaaat wooouuld yooouu even caaall aaa daaay like thaaat #bigquestiooons(¬ºཀ°)¬
xx_GET_HIS_ASS_🔥_xx
Chow, we're gonna have to put you down for this one.
gruuhhuhuhuhuhhuhuhuhuuhuhuuhuhuhuhuhuh hehehehehehehehehe(¬ºཀ°)¬
gruuhhtheres sooo maaany cooooool thinghx tooo saaay aaas aaa gritty vigilaaante like hooow booouut we maaake like sooouup aaand split then pees yaaa? it taaakes blooooood sweaaat aaand teaaars im aaall ooouuttaaa thooose aaall i gooot left is pee yaaa? deaaad men aaare heaaaviaaah thaaan broooken heaaarts but whaaats heaaaviaaah thaaan boooth ooof thooose is aaa blaaaddaaah full ooof pee myeaaa(¬ºཀ°)¬
You just have to love sloughing through a pug on a very difficult dungeon, just for the final chest to have only gold. #notfond
If you had to "rizz me up" with a scent it'd have to be barley, oak, and fresh ink.
xx_UMMM_honestly_chchow_doesnt_kno..._it_seemz_so_random_n_out_of_nowhere_u_kno?_we_dont_know_if_sum1_else_wuz_involved,_and_if_dey_are,_we_def_dont_kno_dem_rn_xx
xx_HAI_GUYES_umm_wge_still_havent_figured_out_where_evi_could_b_so_liek_any_info_at_all_would_b_epicsauce_FANK_YUO_xx
xx_wtf......._been_blowing_up_evis_palmhusk_and_igm_getting_NOTHING_iz_he_in_liek_deep_sleep_did_he_go_in2_a_feaking_COMA_xx
xx_maygbe_he_dropt_his_palmhusk_in_da_toilert_chchow_haz_done_dat_b4_xx
xx_I_ADDED_DAT_CUZ_IT_WUZ_FUNNEH!!!!_im_literaly_numbah_one_tho_im_leagues_bettur_than_dat_heathen_xx
xx_NUH_UH_IGM_LITERALLY_JUST_CHCHOW_????_SHES_DA_COLORSWAPPED_ONE_IF_ANYFING_xx
xx_NOP_wge_gawdda_look_out_4_our_own_sanity_LAWL_xx
xx_its_scary_whgben_u_talk_2_a_chittr_fraind_irl_4_da_first_tiem_and_dey_gawt_an_accent_like_AH_I_DIDNT_MIMAGINE_U_SPEEKINK_LIEK_DAT_xx
!!!FLAPPY BIRD MAKE GRUNGI MAD !!!RAHHHHHH .............................................
I THINK FOR PERIGEE’S EVE I’M GOING TO REQUEST AN ALL EXPENSES PAID SPA TRIP AS MY ONE GIFT. MAYBE I’LL EVEN JUST BUY IT MYSELF. AND WHEN THE ONSITE MASSEUSE REACHES FOR MY SHOULDERS, SHE’S PROBABLY GOING TO CALL THE MEDICULLER TO GO AHEAD AND MARVEL AT ME BECAUSE THEY’LL BE SO ASTOUNDED AT MY BODY’S ABILITY TO KEEP MY STRESS SO TIGHTLY-WOUND. MY SHOULDERS ARE UP BY MY AURALDUCTS.
I feel my b☽o☾nes seaping int☽o☾ the briny abyss bel☽o☾w…my flesh et away… ⋆˚࿔
NEVERMIND. WWE ARE ☽O☾UT ☽O☾F SUGARED CEREAL. DEATH AWWAITS ME! ⋆˚࿔
xx_HAPPY_HATCHDAY_TO_"TAKING_THE_HOBBITS_TO_ISENGARD"_WHICH_DEBUTED_ON_BLACK_WOOLBEAST_ON_AUGUST_18TH_ABOUT_10_SWEEPZ_AGO_DATZ_ABOUT_21_HUMAN_YEARZ_FOR_DA_ALIENZ_HERE_xx
---- |oh oh um that's nice of you I think no one's ever done that to me before| ____
---- |um I think it's over for now my body just hurts a lot when I move a certain way and um I don't think you can hold me through the internet but if you can that might be nice but it might be scary no one's ever held that without trying to keep me still| ____
---- |what does ow f*ck [indistinct] I forgot what I was going to say ow| ____
---- |okay thank you| ____
---- |that's very nice of you wow| ____
---- |I'm not sure how long I have but does [indistinct] bluh [indistinct] scale just [indistinct]| ____
---- |um sorry I was going to say something but then something happened| ____
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Hell yeas!!! I am love the vibe here so much!!! >:3
xx_nuhhh_liek_poasts_abt_my_big_ass_feet_xx
I Wish I Had A Cute Name, Like Megadeath.
xx_YIPPEE_goobye_larksy_boo_hai_megadeth_x)_xx
JOININ all ya datin events and then not showin up so the schedule gets all FUCKED UP
MIGHT show up to one or two just to steal some SHIT
---- |hell hello people in the palmhusk can you talk about something distracting please? I won't ask for anything else I promise well I'll try| ____
N0w tell me why d0 i have 12 tabs 0pened t0 chittr 0n my palmhusk N0t just chittr but specifically eridans page
6ruh imagine the link w9rked
xx_..._hum._random_worry._chchow_will_nawt_fink_abt_it_and_will_instead_paint_her_nailz_xx
vocal stim so bad i feel like ive been lobotomized
>[You can never be too zzure when armzz are on the loozze.]<
>[I am not much of a #gore fan. The obviouzz thought izz that it izz becauzze I lozzt an arm. And that izz partially correct. The other part izz that I had to leave that arm behind zzo I did not die, which meanzz there'zz a non-zzero chance zzomeone ate it. Ωr worzze.]<
WHAT SPRINKLES AND STRAWBERRIES AND STRAWBERRY SYRUP??? 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 goes back in time and noms all ur delish oatmeal mmm nom nom nommmmmm so goooodddddd <33
sOmEtImEs my pAlmhUsk dOEs thIngs I dOn't UndErstAnd fOr rEAsOns I cAn't fAthOm wIth rEsUlts I cAn't qUItE pArsE And thAt's Ok :)
I feel like Sisyphus
--- |hello scenea that's the message that happens when they take the palmhusk away| _____
--- |they're coming inside oh f*ck I thought they were done no no no I don't want to I've already had one this night I don't want more stop it I'm not going don't take me out no f*ck you! I'm sorry I'm sorry ow please don't put me on the ow put me back in the water please I don't want to g--| _____
ya it was bad
--- |people keep saying that to me but I'm supposed to be here and I won't be able to leave so there's no point in asking| _____
--- |but I'll get in trouble I'm not allowed to do that| _____