♦ pitied by @mondainMatron
Trying to get the eldritch horrors to stop talking to you is like trying to get a clingy ex to leave you alone.
i♀'s scary when women are nice ♀o me because i♀ means i can fuck ♀hings up
꒷꒦i cant let hoྐt rainbྐoྐw drink ers have my bྐloྐgd they woྐuྐld die soྐ fast. :( ꒦꒷
It Is Late At Light And I Am " Breaking It Down " " Mental Style " Over Something Benign. What Else Is New.
In Other Exciting And Pleasant News A Fresh Hatchling Has Bitten An Earring Straight From My Ear Chewed It And Swallowed It So Im Not Really Sure How My Day Could Get Any Better Than This
A motherfucker is going to get clubbed #violence
K--<@solitudeSalamander asks: "(>>—>) C4N 1 s/0Rp uR bU/g3? :o)" i respond: "can you take me out to dinner first" https://forms.gle/MS5oA6GYjsm8J45e6 #buraisqna #nsfw
Me Adoros A Cosas Linda Pero Nadien Me Compras Eso, Solomente Cositos Masculino
Having a hangover with elder gods in your ears is unironically the worst discomfort I have ever had #substances
hoofbeastdad just kiCked my door in. like why? why would you do that? what did ya 6ain other than inConvenienCin' me? i swear, if i 6et orphaned, it's 6onna be by my own 6od damn hand. if ya 6ot a lusus that 6ives a shit about ya, hold that shit Close.
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A hope A piss ane o ye clowns aff, A'm datin a big oaf o ane. Pissin me aff daily.
- Say say say my name! - If anyone drinks my blood, I hope it burns either like whisky or battery acid. Or a horrible mix of both. - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
This Outfit Is Coming Along, Embroidery Into Such Delicate Fabric Is " No Joke ".
Where the hell ★m I.... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/de0c8978eb74.png
oh no. ive been taking trolls to our beaches for months. what have i done
◌ Matesprit Island is entirely cancelled, by the way. I figure there was no official update on that so I should deliver it. As far as I can understand: "lusus ate the host." Is essentially what the letter said. ⧂
NEED BATH. SLUDGE ALL OVER.HELP
◌ It's like managing freshly pupated trolls, I swear. ⧂
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mah ass was busy yestaday. barely had enough time tah eat somethin.
Isitsowrong to want every highblood to be my matesprit that treats me like a kismesis...
oh i just did an experimental thing to hide m7 blood (olor. when it fell apart m7 blood started it(hing. now ever7thing is ba(k to normal, it(hiness and (olor both.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHEN YOU'RE MEAN TO ME THIS IS WHO YOU'RE BEING MEAN TO. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2a7a278d0347.png
Catching My #secondwind. If I Go Overboard Again I May #literallydie. #substances
Looked at this #fightnight nonsense and ducked out right after. The smell alone could put down a friggin' hippo.
Go+regle Search:Fastest way to+ dig a ho+le large eno+ugh to+ crawl into+ and bury yo+urself in.
THIS WEBSITE IS THE STUPIDEST FLY-RIDDEN, HATEGREASE-FUELED BEHEMOTH OF A SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION ENGINE EVER TO BE SET LOOSE ON THE PUBLIC. NOT A NIGHT GOES BY SINCE I MADE MY CHITTR THAT THIS THOUGHT DOES NOT STREAK ACROSS MY THINKPAN LIKE A CRASH-AND-BURNING FLEET SHIP ACROSS THE SKY. THE SHEER AMOUNT OF EFFORT THAT YOU SICK RUCKUSFUCKS ARE WILLING TO GO TO FOR ENGAGEMENT BOGGLES THE SPONGE. IT IS STUPID. YOU ARE STUPID. STUPID, STUPID, STUPID. SIGH. PLEASE DON'T EVER STOP. TRY AGAIN. I THINK WE'RE GETTING THE HANG OF THIS.
◌ I dropped my cup through the window by accident. This night is a disaster. ⧂
#llotiiiiestiittiies #nsfw Update!! II have deciided that II wiill not be weariing bras anymore. They are too expensiive and the past couplle II have gotten have all broken. There iis no poiint to wear the thiings iif all they are goiing to do iis hurt me when weariing them before breakiing and wastiing my caegars.
(°. highbl𖦹𖦹d chasers make me incredibly sad .°)
Hi friends!!! I'm feeling skittish and paranxid txnight!!! :)))
wHEN w1LL 1T bE mY tURN t0 hAVE a c0MPLEX rELAT10NSH1P w1TH a h1GHBL00D? s1GH. aLL tHE cL0WNS 0N tHE t1MEL1NE hAVE mE yEARN1NG
Sometimes The Bulge Is So Big You Have To See A Midiculler " On The Low " To Make Sure Your Organs Aren't Damaged. And That's Okay. #nsfw
I am persxnally the slightest bit bxthered fxr reasxns...
☉⇋☿ I found a spot of rust on my chainwhip. My dedication to it's upkeep isn't enough. After I rectify this egregious error, I shall do 100 push-ups to atone. </3
> what could Xis sweet, stinging feeling under Xe blood-pumping organ mean? it feels like someXing should happen, but it never does. <
You know, despite the... Mm, I wouldn't call it "shyness", per se. Reluctance, perhaps? That I've learned over the course of the 8orderline immeasura8le time I've spent 8eing dead, I'm considering opening my social circle, somewhat. Talking to more than the same twenty four-odd people for eternity isn't good for anyone's mental health, after all.
...old man let's phone die instead of getting up to find charger, more at 11...
@ i had genuinely never heard that before. tall trolls of a "spooky" demeanor are desirable? how odd. @
Before II go to sllumber iin my recuperacoon, II shall post one #llotiiiiestiittiies update. Sorta hurt them earlliier when II triipped and fell because II was readiing texts on my pallmhusk. They are A-OK now though!! Don"t worry!! =:D
ʚ♡ɞ IT IS SOOOO HARD BEING A PURPLE BLOOD :(((((( LIIIIKE!!! Why do people hate on me for being a purple blood??? What did I even do!!!?? :(((((((( ʚ♡ɞ
???am preening and prettiest feather fall out??? ???hated unfairly??? ???universe evil???
I once again find myself to be the subject of a targeted attraction, this time from an even more unexpected source than usual... and once again, I am both disoriented and flattered at the same time. That being said, this may be too much for me to have on my mind at the moment, so I may need to step away from Chittr and focus instead on the mountain of work I have been neglecting the last few nights (in no small part due to another similar happening, and yet another, and yet another after that, though all of these ended up much more amicably than I would have expected). I will be putting my device on silence and attempting to focus on my work. If I am needed, try to have patience.
II doodlled a representatiion of what happened wiith my pallmhusk and the cake batter. II"m so unhappy. Allso, II thiink thiis iis consiidered #nsfw iim not sure. https://fiille.garden/aL4KPnPtcQ-uiiEQ5/Other/llotiiiie%20cake%20batter%20acciident.png
o-)- is it undiplomatic to block the fuchsia in your neighboring territory on chittr? thoughts anyone?
please lease please please plesae
I'M GOING TO FUCKING BREAK SOMETHING.
post more honkslop rankmaid-sama no more honkslop rankmaid-sama we hate clowns rankmaid-sama we want to fuck the paint off of clowns rankmaid-sama there is no winning posting honkslop (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, archive rating: M)
Not Gestational Brooding The Emotional Kind I Think She Is Depressed From A Certain Someones Musical Palate And Their Need To Inflict Said Tastes On Everyone Here
The Caverns Will Be Closed Tomorrow Because The Mother Grub Is Brooding Again
do you think if i pleaded for long enough the empress wwould let me be emperor consort for the day im not askin a lot here but theyd havve to call me some awwesome crap like his imperial cuckoldd
Life update I'vve been training for my upcoming duel and tryin to get my affairs in order. I'vve hired a portrait artist and apprenticed Orphaners. Coddamn hectic is wwhat it is.
Makin' th' rounds aroun' the bosses' hive again...! Always s'much t'do!! :)
II don't know how Jadebloods do it. Losing even just one pupa breaks my heart. II never imagined there were so many runts that end up getting eaten by the bigger grubs. :( </3 Anyone have any advice...? #breedingcaverns #jadebloods #grubocide #grubongrubviolence
$-$-$ doez th!s kull score th!ng mean !mma d!e or sumth!n !f !ts 2 h!gh why do so many s!bl!ns want d!s rad clown !n tha ground Bo[[™
Post workout! 9oi^9 to try a^d beat my old deadli1t tomorrow https://12.toyhou.se/1ile/12-toyhou-se/ima9es/117781137_WksO2xL12R8hA57.jp9
↘️stop quadrantbaiting on my posts.↘️ ↗️DIMINISHING RETURNS. YOU CAN SLIP INTO SOMEONE ELSE'S WORKSQUARE AND TUG THEIR TIE, BUT I WILL NOT BE CAUGHT SLACKING.↗️
CX Do you think Lusii are ever, like, disappointed when we don’t grow up more like them… Oo
:33< #pining
8=D < My goggles always leave marks on my face from how long I have them on.
...dumbass grubs haven't even figured out walkin'. ~~0o
~i’m dying and need clovvn tits to live… anyone vvilling to save my life? #nsfvv #help
Highblood pisses me off. He has no concept of personal space.
Lynera Went doWn to the Hatching CaVern the other day to check on the grubs. "It's hard looking into those empty, brainless eyes", I heard one of the grubs say.
the sabbath day has turned my insides sour and ivve been excretin straight bile ovver not gettin my torment quota met