♦ pitied by @mondainMatron
print("they are calling me the first ethical incel") print("i do not hate women or anything i just get no play")
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print("fuck") print("i mean yeah that is cool too")
if i shovwed up bleeding out at your doorstep vwould you hit? #blood #bleeding #suggestiwve
No I cannot turn a troll human?..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Or the other way around?..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
juST l3arn3D I am n(o)T Immun3 T(o) p(o)SS3SSI(o)n!
I wish i had sharp teeth
Been keeping my tendrils trimmed shortly, cleaning afterwards is always a pain. #gore(?)
8=l < Abso100tely e%hausted today
[#HITTR $HOULD I GET A BRA $ERIOU$ AN$WER$ ONLY]
sOmE of yOU nEEd to get less bOrIng.
Dualscar f0ll0wed me im scared
The...concept...of...breeding....is...actively...disgusting...to....me No...offence...but...I....find...the...thought...of....rearing Grubs!!!!is...already...disgusting...as....is To...put...one...inside....your...own...body...causes....me To...gag...even...now! TvT #nsfw #breeding
awww
oh nobody liked that one huh
▲thats the most fucked up series of words and names ive ever heard▼
D --> Brooding
I believe the worst part of working for Lord Lucian is that he is the only man above 7ft for the nearest 10,000 miles and you cannot really fuck your boss. It does not work like the novellas. He called me a baby bat and made fun of me for 'teething'. Deeply unsexy.
All the woomen oon here Check this oout (makes a sick ass backflip breaking oone oof my hoorns in the proocess)
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:33 < i wassss...li33dd ti...the gr33n drank with the fariy on it didnt...nnggf.. do what..they sasid. meow im just sad
I Δm 6'2 BY THE WAY. Δnd i wish i wΔs lying id kill t🝎 be n🝎rmΔl jΔde height
I would form a compact with a maleficent spirit, but the last one did vanish without a word, leaving me in a state of utmost bewilderment and dismay. ~ SH ~
— bummelBoogie’s palmhusk has been smashed! —
LISTEN A JADE SAT ON MY EGG OR SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW I make up for my lack of physical height with my massive 8ulge and my pure pusher
I am finding out via several interactions tonight that people tend to take "my dear" and any variation of it as flirty, when that is entirely not the case. At least, not when I say it. Now I've got to wonder how many people have thought I was making unwanted advances recently! Ah well. The more you know.
(tw: #nsfw #nsfwe #du6c9n s9 i guess #n9nc9n t9 6e safe #vi9lence #casteplay #a6use #h9rnyp9sting #s9rry) This is really, truly, wr9ng. I th9ught y9u said- 9h, 9kay. N-N9, really, I understand. N9, I didn't mean t9 imply that y9u c9uld 6e-! 9h, g9d, I'm s9rry. Fuck, that stings...I kn9w. I-I kn9w, y9u're in charge. Thank y9u. I'll get d9wn, y-yes. Yes, high6l99d. I kn9w my place, and I kn9w my r9le. My pitiful life is y9urs t9 have, and y9urs t9 end sh9uld y9u will it. I kn9w my place, high6l99d. Please, hit me again.
thinking if i should stop biting or not. hmmmmmm.
Forgive the #nsfw nature of this message, I may be a few too many glasses deep right now.. I really don't have the time to pail much these days like I used to. Not that I don't put the odd cigarette out on a troll at a party, but trolls of my age are in short supply and I’m just too busy. I’m not terribly worried about it but I just thought back on my old “wild” sweeps.. Memories for another time I suppose..
Hmm I have not posted online in quite some time. That is no longer the case. this is a post. Goodbye.
Can't Go A Single Day With𖦏𓄋t A F𓄋ss.
Audrey 2 From The L|ttle Shop Of Horrors Had A B|t Of Aura |n Retrospect. Not Comparable To Say, Phantom Of The Opera Or The Count Of Monte Cr|sto, But They Do Decently Well As A Character |n A Mus|cal.
Pitch sex that leaves us booth disappoointed and unsatisfied
- Say say say my name! - I was gonna reply to that jade person but chitter just hard refreshed on it's own and scared the shit outta me. - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
⛧troll christ is speaking to me through a sharp pain behind my right eye.⛧
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somethin they nevah tell yah about bein the pinnacle of troll evolution is that bein this big makes yah back ache like a mutha fucka. and not even for the sexy reasons. im just fuckin' huge and that shit hurts mah posture pole.
CLOWNS. TCH.
if you put on music while we're fucking then i'm allowed to judge your taste #nsfw
GOD 1 W1SH TH4T W3R3 M3.
my brain is confusing me! it suddenly goes from incredible smart thinking to " you must breed someone right now today jade " in instants! :P #nsfw
Hmmm #myt◊ys Λr๑ r๑sti∩g≋ th◊ugh it s๑๑ms my b◊dy is quit๑ Λctiv๑ Λt this m◊m๑∩t⌇ WhΛt t◊ d◊≋ whΛt t◊ d◊⌇
Trolls Don't Even Get " Hot And Bothered " When You Bully Them Anymore. Truly, This Is The Worst Timeline. #suggestive #nsfc #generalpost
one of my keys is sticking when i try to type grace called me "old timer" when i asked her to fix my keyboard i'm not that old am i? glad she's more confident around me at least. used to be really shy. but i'm not that old am i???
·༻⊱♄mmm, a lot of talk of tεndrils and tεntaclεs! I ♄avε sεεn t♄osε too; somεtimεs t♄εy cloud my vision and εit♄εr ♄urt or rεducε pain—no rεal inbεt⩊εεn.⊰༺·
THE M⧃UNTAIN IS N⧃RMAL
I May Actually Be Too " Shy " To Post This. This Is The Second Time This Has Happened. What The Hell.
⚰︎ Tormen♱e and agony…♱onigh♱e…mine…meale…did no♱…agree wi♱h me…𓉸
]-[[]n]{? n[] ТТ]-[aТТ s[]unds wr[]ng
⚰︎ Oh…I have jus♱e remembered…I canno♱ ea♱e frui♱e anywaye…𓉸
i do not enjoy the sound of h*nks
well chosing to make a form has shown itself to quite literally only be a mistake so far.
Hope your light gets worse.
bad da7, but now i'm just kind of at neutral. worse pla(es to end the da7
🍺I’m beginning t𖦏 run 𖦏ut 𖦏f f𖦏undati𖦏n. I miss my 𖦏ld c𖦏mplexi𖦏n. Can’t believe I used t𖦏 think eyeliner was the 𖦏nly thing I w𖦏uld ever have t𖦏 w𖦏rry ab𖦏ut.
Chris Redfield... I fear I may have burnt out a fuse. @timaeusTxstified I don't normally ask, but I think I require assistance fixing this one.
"= i wish but they subvert expectations often. ="
Trying to get the eldritch horrors to stop talking to you is like trying to get a clingy ex to leave you alone.
i♀'s scary when women are nice ♀o me because i♀ means i can fuck ♀hings up
꒷꒦i cant let hoྐt rainbྐoྐw drink ers have my bྐloྐgd they woྐuྐld die soྐ fast. :( ꒦꒷
It Is Late At Light And I Am " Breaking It Down " " Mental Style " Over Something Benign. What Else Is New.
In Other Exciting And Pleasant News A Fresh Hatchling Has Bitten An Earring Straight From My Ear Chewed It And Swallowed It So Im Not Really Sure How My Day Could Get Any Better Than This
A motherfucker is going to get clubbed #violence
Me Adoros A Cosas Linda Pero Nadien Me Compras Eso, Solomente Cositos Masculino
Having a hangover with elder gods in your ears is unironically the worst discomfort I have ever had #substances
⛧https://i.postimg.cc/4ykvvcz5/Untitled24-20251230081905.png⛧
A hope A piss ane o ye clowns aff, A'm datin a big oaf o ane. Pissin me aff daily.
- Say say say my name! - If anyone drinks my blood, I hope it burns either like whisky or battery acid. Or a horrible mix of both. - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
This Outfit Is Coming Along, Embroidery Into Such Delicate Fabric Is " No Joke ".
Where the hell ★m I.... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/de0c8978eb74.png
oh no. ive been taking trolls to our beaches for months. what have i done
◌ Matesprit Island is entirely cancelled, by the way. I figure there was no official update on that so I should deliver it. As far as I can understand: "lusus ate the host." Is essentially what the letter said. ⧂
NEED BATH. SLUDGE ALL OVER.HELP
◌ It's like managing freshly pupated trolls, I swear. ⧂
mah ass was busy yestaday. barely had enough time tah eat somethin.
Isitsowrong to want every highblood to be my matesprit that treats me like a kismesis...
oh i just did an experimental thing to hide m7 blood (olor. when it fell apart m7 blood started it(hing. now ever7thing is ba(k to normal, it(hiness and (olor both.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHEN YOU'RE MEAN TO ME THIS IS WHO YOU'RE BEING MEAN TO. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2a7a278d0347.png
Catching My #secondwind. If I Go Overboard Again I May #literallydie. #substances
Looked at this #fightnight nonsense and ducked out right after. The smell alone could put down a friggin' hippo.
Go+regle Search:Fastest way to+ dig a ho+le large eno+ugh to+ crawl into+ and bury yo+urself in.
THIS WEBSITE IS THE STUPIDEST FLY-RIDDEN, HATEGREASE-FUELED BEHEMOTH OF A SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION ENGINE EVER TO BE SET LOOSE ON THE PUBLIC. NOT A NIGHT GOES BY SINCE I MADE MY CHITTR THAT THIS THOUGHT DOES NOT STREAK ACROSS MY THINKPAN LIKE A CRASH-AND-BURNING FLEET SHIP ACROSS THE SKY. THE SHEER AMOUNT OF EFFORT THAT YOU SICK RUCKUSFUCKS ARE WILLING TO GO TO FOR ENGAGEMENT BOGGLES THE SPONGE. IT IS STUPID. YOU ARE STUPID. STUPID, STUPID, STUPID. SIGH. PLEASE DON'T EVER STOP. TRY AGAIN. I THINK WE'RE GETTING THE HANG OF THIS.
◌ I dropped my cup through the window by accident. This night is a disaster. ⧂
#llotiiiiestiittiies #nsfw Update!! II have deciided that II wiill not be weariing bras anymore. They are too expensiive and the past couplle II have gotten have all broken. There iis no poiint to wear the thiings iif all they are goiing to do iis hurt me when weariing them before breakiing and wastiing my caegars.
(°. highbl𖦹𖦹d chasers make me incredibly sad .°)
Hi friends!!! I'm feeling skittish and paranxid txnight!!! :)))
wHEN w1LL 1T bE mY tURN t0 hAVE a c0MPLEX rELAT10NSH1P w1TH a h1GHBL00D? s1GH. aLL tHE cL0WNS 0N tHE t1MEL1NE hAVE mE yEARN1NG
Sometimes The Bulge Is So Big You Have To See A Midiculler " On The Low " To Make Sure Your Organs Aren't Damaged. And That's Okay. #nsfw
I am persxnally the slightest bit bxthered fxr reasxns...
☉⇋☿ I found a spot of rust on my chainwhip. My dedication to it's upkeep isn't enough. After I rectify this egregious error, I shall do 100 push-ups to atone. </3
> what could Xis sweet, stinging feeling under Xe blood-pumping organ mean? it feels like someXing should happen, but it never does. <
You know, despite the... Mm, I wouldn't call it "shyness", per se. Reluctance, perhaps? That I've learned over the course of the 8orderline immeasura8le time I've spent 8eing dead, I'm considering opening my social circle, somewhat. Talking to more than the same twenty four-odd people for eternity isn't good for anyone's mental health, after all.
...old man let's phone die instead of getting up to find charger, more at 11...
@ i had genuinely never heard that before. tall trolls of a "spooky" demeanor are desirable? how odd. @
Before II go to sllumber iin my recuperacoon, II shall post one #llotiiiiestiittiies update. Sorta hurt them earlliier when II triipped and fell because II was readiing texts on my pallmhusk. They are A-OK now though!! Don"t worry!! =:D
ʚ♡ɞ IT IS SOOOO HARD BEING A PURPLE BLOOD :(((((( LIIIIKE!!! Why do people hate on me for being a purple blood??? What did I even do!!!?? :(((((((( ʚ♡ɞ
???am preening and prettiest feather fall out??? ???hated unfairly??? ???universe evil???
I once again find myself to be the subject of a targeted attraction, this time from an even more unexpected source than usual... and once again, I am both disoriented and flattered at the same time. That being said, this may be too much for me to have on my mind at the moment, so I may need to step away from Chittr and focus instead on the mountain of work I have been neglecting the last few nights (in no small part due to another similar happening, and yet another, and yet another after that, though all of these ended up much more amicably than I would have expected). I will be putting my device on silence and attempting to focus on my work. If I am needed, try to have patience.
II doodlled a representatiion of what happened wiith my pallmhusk and the cake batter. II"m so unhappy. Allso, II thiink thiis iis consiidered #nsfw iim not sure. https://fiille.garden/aL4KPnPtcQ-uiiEQ5/Other/llotiiiie%20cake%20batter%20acciident.png
o-)- is it undiplomatic to block the fuchsia in your neighboring territory on chittr? thoughts anyone?
please lease please please plesae
I'M GOING TO FUCKING BREAK SOMETHING.
post more honkslop rankmaid-sama no more honkslop rankmaid-sama we hate clowns rankmaid-sama we want to fuck the paint off of clowns rankmaid-sama there is no winning posting honkslop (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, archive rating: M)
Not Gestational Brooding The Emotional Kind I Think She Is Depressed From A Certain Someones Musical Palate And Their Need To Inflict Said Tastes On Everyone Here
The Caverns Will Be Closed Tomorrow Because The Mother Grub Is Brooding Again
do you think if i pleaded for long enough the empress wwould let me be emperor consort for the day im not askin a lot here but theyd havve to call me some awwesome crap like his imperial cuckoldd
Life update I'vve been training for my upcoming duel and tryin to get my affairs in order. I'vve hired a portrait artist and apprenticed Orphaners. Coddamn hectic is wwhat it is.
Makin' th' rounds aroun' the bosses' hive again...! Always s'much t'do!! :)
II don't know how Jadebloods do it. Losing even just one pupa breaks my heart. II never imagined there were so many runts that end up getting eaten by the bigger grubs. :( </3 Anyone have any advice...? #breedingcaverns #jadebloods #grubocide #grubongrubviolence
Anoth'r evenin' of lovely servitude :)
$-$-$ doez th!s kull score th!ng mean !mma d!e or sumth!n !f !ts 2 h!gh why do so many s!bl!ns want d!s rad clown !n tha ground Bo[[™
Post workout! 9oi^9 to try a^d beat my old deadli1t tomorrow https://12.toyhou.se/1ile/12-toyhou-se/ima9es/117781137_WksO2xL12R8hA57.jp9
↘️stop quadrantbaiting on my posts.↘️ ↗️DIMINISHING RETURNS. YOU CAN SLIP INTO SOMEONE ELSE'S WORKSQUARE AND TUG THEIR TIE, BUT I WILL NOT BE CAUGHT SLACKING.↗️
CX Do you think Lusii are ever, like, disappointed when we don’t grow up more like them… Oo
:33< #pining
...dumbass grubs haven't even figured out walkin'. ~~0o
~i’m dying and need clovvn tits to live… anyone vvilling to save my life? #nsfvv #help
Highblood pisses me off. He has no concept of personal space.
Lynera Went doWn to the Hatching CaVern the other day to check on the grubs. "It's hard looking into those empty, brainless eyes", I heard one of the grubs say.
the sabbath day has turned my insides sour and ivve been excretin straight bile ovver not gettin my torment quota met