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LET ME CLARIFY A RECENT COMMENT MADE ON THIS ACCOUNT. SATURN INTERSTELLAR ABSOLUTELY TAKES MENTAL HEALTH OF ITS EMPLOYEES ⌁ERY SERIOUSLY. SO SERIOUSLY IN FACT, THAT ⌁E ARE HONORING SELF-CARE AND BETTERMENT TODAY THROUGH BROKEN PAN A⌁ARENESS NIGHT. (FORMER) EMPLOYEES STICKING THEIR HEADS INTO MAIL SORTING MACHINES AND ⌁AITING FOR THE CLICK IS NOT IN FACT "FUNNY" OR "NO BIG DEAL" NO MATTER HO⌁ MUCH YOU OR I MIGHT THINK AT FIRST ⌁O⌁, THAT TROLL GREG BETTER GET A GRIP IF HE THINKS STICKING HIS HEAD IN THE BIG SLICE AND DICER IS GONNA EARN HIM ANY HAND OUTS. BUT NO, THIS ISN'T THE FUTURE YOU AND I BUILT. ⌁E DON'T LAUGH AT TROLL GREG ANYMORE. ⌁E SAY HEY BUDDY. HEY. I SEE YOU. DON'T BE SAD, IT'S BROKEN PAN A⌁ARENESS NIGHT, I AM A⌁ARE OF YOUR BROKEN PAN, LET'S CELEBRATE HO⌁ MUCH YOU CAN'T KEEP UP ⌁ITH PRETTY NORMAL DEMANDS OF ALTERNIAN SOCIETY OR SOMETHING AND HO⌁ FUCKED UP THAT IS. ⌁HY ARE YOU LIKE THAT? HA⌁E A FLA⌁OR DISK PARTY AT MIDNIGHT FOR YOUR ⌁HOLE DEPARTMENT AS CONSOLATION FOR YOUR MEDIOCRE OUTPUT BECAUSE OF YOUR INNATE SHORTCOMINGS AS A PERSON. THERE ⌁ILL BE INEBRIATING SUBSTANCES TOO. GO TEAM. #C⌁-SUICIDE #C⌁-MENTALHEALTH #C⌁-BROKENPANS #MORE⌁AYSTHANONEACTUALLYHAHA #SERIOUS ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁

vwhos the coolest cronus around btwv? i got a feelin its me.

S9metimes I w9nder if I ever truly am capa6le 9f hating. N9t just pitch, 6ut actually reviling s9me9ne s9 much that I want t9 harm them. I'm sure I've felt it 6ef9re 6ut 9nly 6rief flashes. 6ut then I remem6er HIS face and I d9n't need t9 questi9n it again.

for the record i haven't unpacked shit on ths website i've been on my best behavior this entire goddamn time

my life is hilarious i shoulsvwe been born a clowvn

one month until father's day, you know what that means
left a small gift in the mess too! safe travels

38) )(e)(e)(e.

8ecause I don't have any su8mersi8les and the thing dove after we shot it, duh!

my dark empath senses are kickin in

Make me mad and you'll get the horns or a spear through ya. ^^

Maybe I need another drink. #substance

\/\/\/\/oke up. On an island. Not mine. N0t dead.

1 w1ll try thanks for say1ng that
ate food an i feel marginally better






