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i’m so ego+is+ical some+imes i jvs+ go++a le+ my +en+acles do +heir +hing and ge+ off +o myself in +he mirror #nsfw

i struggle t0 c0me 0ff as genuine and seem rude 0r like i'm insulting pe0ple when i'm n0t. it's m0st likely because 0f the autism i think. 0_0

Tentacleplay #nsfw

asking? begging?

:33< yeaaaaaaaaaaah... yeah

c< gOg, aiNt tHat tHe fucKeN trutH,,,, >c
@paradoxicalapathy is asking “what’s your opinion on cute human girls?” moxie opinion is that she is available have tons of stamina and loves to have fun https://forms.gle/sgdotpwx3ilppck2a

<<"i, um, new response to my form dropped!">> <<"from @paradoxicalapathy, who wrote:">> <<""this thing is run by a cute girl!! yes, you, leynah!"">> <<"i, um. not a question! not at all! but, um, thank you anyway, jade! you're cute too!">> <<"linkie!: https://forms.gle/gmp1pssqd3mbd4ao9">>

(◕ ᴥ ◕) guehmmm, i guwant people to ask GUME questions…

careful!! that could kill someone
]-[[]w ni[e []f y[]u d[]n'ТТ geТТ sТТabbed

man i luv women

(◕ ᴥ ◕) i snuck some treats hive guehehe… smushed cake for breakfast guehehe…

:33 < haha. yeah maybe!

:33 < good morning, chittr!
マジカルガールのアニメは最高のジャンルであり、私に同意できないなら死んでください。
またおはようございます、変態です。残念ながら皆さんにとっては、私はまた目覚めました。

8=8 > Dryhump the hand that feeds you or whatever #nsfw
✮⋆ check out the new pfp !!! I look nice in alternias evening light, right ? <.‿.>

ok im not dying anymore we good
at a point in my agony where im considering making ammends with dave. might need to call a doctor sooner than i thought.
Deskmate left his papers ✿n MY side ✿f the desk again... Smiles and hugs, Sherbi! Smiles and hugs... °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・

im a very bad liar

K1SS1NG 4LL MY CHOOMFS B1G FOR3H34DS B3FOR3 H34D1NG OFF TO TH3 M1N3S FOR TH3 R3ST OF TH3 3V3N1NG
im certainly in a state.

m0rning

Good morning.
i'DD have ♀he cooles♀ anime figure collec♀ion if i coulDD afforDD ♀hem

Somehow made it through the night, good morning everyone.
getting up on my tiptoes like a ballerina and spinning around after getting a microdose of validation and appreciation
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:33< fangtastic glad to hear it jade!!! :33< im doing purrty good myself! :33< im waiting fur my body to tell meow i can sl33p!
* WHAT? HUH? * YOU FOUND THE KEY? * A JOYOUS SPRING OF FORTUNE SHINES UPON ME! * IM IN THE CASTLE TOWN BASMENT COME OUTSIDE AND WELL PLAY TOGETHER! * I CAN HARDLY WAIT UWAHAHA!
* ISNT ALL CHAOS FUN? * WHAT FUN WHAT JOY WHAT WHIMSY WHAT GAMES WELL PLAY! * BUT WHATS THIS YOURE ALL LOCKED UP IN YOUR CAGE WOE, WOE I SAY! * IF YOU COULD JUST FIND THE KEY PIECES AND LET YOURSELF BE FREE WITH ME WE COULD PLAY SUCH GAMES, GAMES! * LIKE MONOPOLY!

:33< *the mighty huntress poses cutely* :33< hiiiii
im beginning to wonder if a doctors visit might be necessary.

CHITTR: IT’S HARD ON THE PALMHṴSK BATTERY RESERVE

I shall reveal somewhat of an embarrassing secret. I still know the dance to this. #ListeningNow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mwg1sEzX7pU&list=RDMwg1sEzX7pU&start_radio=1
i wonder.

(INSPIRATIONAL gaming quotes of the day) "we know how to sing... but we dont know how to handle money or women. do-wap. do do wop." —broke dude from the runaway 5, earthbound #Inspiring #ForGamers
He called me pretty and I felt a bit warm in the face... #WhatDoesThatMean
said he was cute and he liked my reply. #watdatmean
WΣll it sΣΣms likΣ thΣ pain has ΣasΣd a littlΣ. I still havΣn't figurΣd out what's causing it...

The best substance to dip french fries in is: <3 Ketchup <> Mayo <3< Ranch c3< Nothing

X Hhhhhh want beese churger x

(°. https://www.hlasek.c𖦹m/f𖦹t𖦹/grip𖦹sia_aprilina_cr7850s.jpg --> #m𖦹thp𖦹sting #grip𖦹siaaprilina .°)
I hope everyone has a wonderful day today! Don't forget to eat your breakfast and keep a positive outlook. There's nothing a smile can't fix!

<<"i mean it! if that's part of how you enjoy using this site, i'm glad to see it!">>

READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/Doodles/sketchdarlin.png ]

<<"hehe, hi again green guy!! happy to see you having your fun!!">>

:33< thanks jade!
its also days like this i like to go back and say hi to momma shes good at keeping secrets so i dont have to worry her about telling past me anything she doesnt need to know be sure to show love to your lusus everyone because you never know when youre going to lose them in a horrific roleplaying accident that kills both of you and cripples your closest friend https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6bf650e23792.png

<<"t-thank you >//< y-you too!">>

:33< what about meow :33c

<<"w-wow......">>

<<"t-that sounds good!">>

退屈だし、ミーナの真似でもしてやる。コメントしてみなよ。百パーセント正直に評価してあげる。アタシの性格的に、めちゃくちゃ優しいかボロクソかのどっちかだけど。どっちだと思ってる? (あ、そういえば第三の選択肢を忘れてた。びっくりするくらい下品でやたら生々しいやつね。うっかりしてた、てへ♡)

(This joke was redacted before being finished. Commentary on all the smashing being the reason for more moms come next mother's day.) #nsfw

Sorry For The Late Announcement, 8ut Yes, #sicknastysunday Is Still Happening Tonight, Although I Am Unsure Of My Own Attendance For Tonight –xoxo

holy I yea zmazh rezpectfully ( -∀・)

乗りな、負け犬。アタシたちはエリダン・アンポラを犠牲にするんだ。 #MegidoMay

:33< thank mew maam :33< im purroud of them and i will nefur change them!!!

:33< i will always choose to fureak! :33< and i will always choose a fureak!

:33< i purrsonally voulint33r to kiss women effury single purrt and more! :33< #nsfw #suggestive

:33< thinking about girls and kissing girls and #girlbulge and hugging girls and.... :33< #nsfw :33< mew get the point

:33< yooo thats so cool!!!!! :33< i wanna s33 those in action sometime!!!
should it not be you bare i thought hoomans take bath without their outer cloth layer

:33< looking good jade :DD

Se\/era/ humans on this site ha\/e pri\/ate/y reached out asking for "Mommy ASMR" \/\/hich as far as / can te// is a human thing \/\/here the speaker character is in a f/ushed or pa/e re/ationship \/\/ith the /istener character, but is a/so pretending to be their /usus? / don't think / get it
...yeah. But I gotta say I like yerr hairr a lot.
had and i would not be afraid of saying marvelous time with @scornfulgallist @imperialisthalcyonite and of course @bummelboogie moxie had never been to a troll party so this was a very pleasant experience which she would not mind repeating although it feels like i had forgotten something #suggestive
feeling rather frisky … but be at peace my woo is a rather photogenic https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3790bda86fce.jpeg #nsfw
yes chittr deserves more (not because i like clods attention) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/53f519a984bf.jpeg #nsfw #demure
i will listen to your advice modified hooman i will eat the bug burger and i will drink the milk of yaks
it’s so strange when other people don’t have the kinks as you 8ecause what do you mean you don’t care that my lipstick is covering your skin and you don’t even care. you’re the hottest person ever???????? #suggestive

https://64.media.tumblr.com/841710e4bdee46a7d0c92f98d6c332d6/6a0d5415e590e6f5-9c/s1280x1920/a45f3762e3b0929c05b77e2c80d4305c24b57082.png practice visualizati0n #nsfw (barely but simplified)

capitalism doesn't work by the way.













