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Q116: "₍^. .^₎Ⳋ < You kinda look like my crush, mew...And have their initials too!" (anon) A116: ok first off theres no point putting yourself as anon when you still use the obvious quirk. second, im not sure how im supposed to respond to this?? so heres a selfie i guess. bodymodded dog ear's courtesy of @paradoxicalApathy
ok i didnt know what you meant by "best burger" like flavor-wise so i picked a chicken one, a cheeseburger, and this barbeque bacon one that has slow cooked steak. also got you a cake. its just vanilla though. all that stuff will be there in around 5 minute's. happy birthday
AND SHOE CLOSE UP CAUSE LOOK shiiiny!! Can sea yourshelf in these!
Anyψave. Look at my shoes. 3:)
:33< im epic
:33 < would mew guys still.pet me if i were a wyrm?
yo while i have yall on the line how about i get everyone to compliment jade for being awesome and shit? everyone compliment jade itll be a fire prank dave out
:33< meow?
Morn!ng ch!ttr!!! Hope everytroll !s hav!ng a k!ller #StonerSaturday and gett!ng h!gh as fuck #substance
I am bored, gay, high, and horny. who wants me? #substances #nsfw
もしかしたら、傭兵の暗殺者になるべきかもしれない。
i wanna huff someones scent so hard i get high off of it #nsfw
good!
▲so, puppy themed orgy... thoughts?▼ ▲originally was gonna do just puppygirls or whatever the fuck▼ ▲but why not, could just everyone come dressed as a barkbeast, sure▼ ▲figuring out when after i get a bit of shit fixed▼
i sh0uld be meaner t0 eridan
wait... i kn0w leatherw0rking.... why d0nt i make my 0wn b0ndage gear #nsfw
#Th!ghThursday !s my favor!te day, why? Cause n!ce th!ghs make for great ear muffs to drown out all the bad thoughts!!! #Suggest!ve #Th!ghsSaveL!ves
[|||] the beeest way to maaake friends wiiith a giiirl that's gooot a liiittle barkbeeeast in her??? the diiigital dog treeeat,,,
[|||] weeell iiif you wanna meeet uuup??? for dooog treeeats???
(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ R◕B◕TS ARE FRIENDS ACTUALLY IF Y◕U DIDNT ALREADY KN◕W
hehe i agree! ruff! >:)
i think i've bitten more people than i've kissed lol
ruff! :)
i don't kiss enough people
this is also a good reason for a human or a dog. :)
Princess Bride time with my beau and my friends and people who don't stand me.
!f you want me to shush, you know how to ; ] #suggest!ve
! see a certa!n post of m!ne has reached !ts target aud!ence, ! must say you lot know how to contact me!!! ; ] #Suggest!ve #VaguePost!ng
Ps!on!c blast that p!ns you aga!nst the floor!!! ; ] #Suggest!ve
You know...!'m feel!ng a rather...part!cular mood so !'ll g!ve some people a post !'m sure they'll l!ke... Ahem, Now just !mag!ne !t be!ng p!nned and restra!nt aga!nst the wall by my ps!no!cs as ! l!ck and gently k!ss you from jaw to neck leav!ng bru!ses and h!ckeys as you are powerless to do anyth!ng but stand there and wh!mper, gog wouldn't that just be a treat? Well for me at least ; ] #NSFW #suggest!ve #FreaksEatYourHeartsOut
:S!deEyeStareEmoj!: + :L!pB!teEmomj!: combo!!!
Oh also!!! ! love us!ng my ps!on!cs !n k!nky ways, !t's very fun!! #NSFW #Ps!on!csrules
L!sten l!sten maybe !t's because deep down !'m a sad!st, but kn!fe play...thats all !'m say!ng #NSFW #V!olence #!canbeafreak #!justchoosenottobe
! guess? Oh well !t's above my pay grade to really care what gets trolls off...just as long as !t doesn't affect me and sh!t ya know? #nsfw
to anyone curious about whats in my pants both thank you for coming to my ted talk #nsfw
i really am just a dog i guess, because when i think of jake my brain gets fuzzy and i get...so horny!!! #nsfw #incest
Cheers.
Ramen is my lifeblood at this point.
macaroni and cheese
:33 < i wish i was someone's bratty sub :33 < i wanna tease someone until they pin me and put me in my purrlace :00 < nsfw
Awww...who's a good doggy!!! You are!!!!
Pett!ng the dog wh!le scratch!ng beh!nd your ear!!! : ]
Holy fuck that was the best hour nap !'ve ever had...
d0 i have a praise kink #nsfw
arouuuf!
bark!
i always do what i'm told it's why i'm good :)
oh wow, that makes you the 3rd person i know with more than 1 body
...the |atter
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ i. wanna try fishnets. ]
Felt cute, might start chanting an incantation to summon the Harbinger of Doom later.
i need to kiss more women #suggestive
I am feeling particularly gay today.
wwhats the crime your honorable tyranny enjoyin a meal a succulent east alternian meal
I didnt think that was p0ssible
[I ZAY]--> #n𖦹wplaying #muzicp𖦹zting
c< traNs rigHts!!!! >c
AND you're human
OFFERS MY HAND OUT TO YOU. LETS START BITING PEOPLE TOGETHER —EMBER💥
THE BLOCK BUTTON ISNT ENOUGH I NEED TO BITE PEOPLE WHO MAKE BAD POSTS #VIOLENCE #THREATSOFVIOLENCE #THREATS —EMBER💥
i’m so ego+is+ical some+imes i jvs+ go++a le+ my +en+acles do +heir +hing and ge+ off +o myself in +he mirror #nsfw
i struggle t0 c0me 0ff as genuine and seem rude 0r like i'm insulting pe0ple when i'm n0t. it's m0st likely because 0f the autism i think. 0_0
Tentacleplay #nsfw
asking? begging?
:33< yeaaaaaaaaaaah... yeah
c< gOg, aiNt tHat tHe fucKeN trutH,,,, >c
@paradoxicalapathy is asking “what’s your opinion on cute human girls?” moxie opinion is that she is available have tons of stamina and loves to have fun https://forms.gle/sgdotpwx3ilppck2a
<<"i, um, new response to my form dropped!">> <<"from @paradoxicalapathy, who wrote:">> <<""this thing is run by a cute girl!! yes, you, leynah!"">> <<"i, um. not a question! not at all! but, um, thank you anyway, jade! you're cute too!">> <<"linkie!: https://forms.gle/gmp1pssqd3mbd4ao9">>
(◕ ᴥ ◕) guehmmm, i guwant people to ask GUME questions…
careful!! that could kill someone
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(◕ ᴥ ◕) i snuck some treats hive guehehe… smushed cake for breakfast guehehe…
マジカルガールのアニメは最高のジャンルであり、私に同意できないなら死んでください。
またおはようございます、変態です。残念ながら皆さんにとっては、私はまた目覚めました。
8=8 > Dryhump the hand that feeds you or whatever #nsfw
✮⋆ check out the new pfp !!! I look nice in alternias evening light, right ? <.‿.>
ok im not dying anymore we good
at a point in my agony where im considering making ammends with dave. might need to call a doctor sooner than i thought.
Deskmate left his papers ✿n MY side ✿f the desk again... Smiles and hugs, Sherbi! Smiles and hugs... °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
im a very bad liar
K1SS1NG 4LL MY CHOOMFS B1G FOR3H34DS B3FOR3 H34D1NG OFF TO TH3 M1N3S FOR TH3 R3ST OF TH3 3V3N1NG
im certainly in a state.
m0rning
Good morning.
i'DD have ♀he cooles♀ anime figure collec♀ion if i coulDD afforDD ♀hem
Somehow made it through the night, good morning everyone.
getting up on my tiptoes like a ballerina and spinning around after getting a microdose of validation and appreciation
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:33< fangtastic glad to hear it jade!!! :33< im doing purrty good myself! :33< im waiting fur my body to tell meow i can sl33p!
* WHAT? HUH? * YOU FOUND THE KEY? * A JOYOUS SPRING OF FORTUNE SHINES UPON ME! * IM IN THE CASTLE TOWN BASMENT COME OUTSIDE AND WELL PLAY TOGETHER! * I CAN HARDLY WAIT UWAHAHA!
* ISNT ALL CHAOS FUN? * WHAT FUN WHAT JOY WHAT WHIMSY WHAT GAMES WELL PLAY! * BUT WHATS THIS YOURE ALL LOCKED UP IN YOUR CAGE WOE, WOE I SAY! * IF YOU COULD JUST FIND THE KEY PIECES AND LET YOURSELF BE FREE WITH ME WE COULD PLAY SUCH GAMES, GAMES! * LIKE MONOPOLY!
:33< *the mighty huntress poses cutely* :33< hiiiii
im beginning to wonder if a doctors visit might be necessary.
CHITTR: IT’S HARD ON THE PALMHṴSK BATTERY RESERVE
It's TV TIME!
Perhaps I should let my estranged son within my walls. The silence grows restless.
I shall reveal somewhat of an embarrassing secret. I still know the dance to this. #ListeningNow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mwg1sEzX7pU&list=RDMwg1sEzX7pU&start_radio=1
i wonder.
(INSPIRATIONAL gaming quotes of the day) "we know how to sing... but we dont know how to handle money or women. do-wap. do do wop." —broke dude from the runaway 5, earthbound #Inspiring #ForGamers
He called me pretty and I felt a bit warm in the face... #WhatDoesThatMean
said he was cute and he liked my reply. #watdatmean
WΣll it sΣΣms likΣ thΣ pain has ΣasΣd a littlΣ. I still havΣn't figurΣd out what's causing it...
Good morning chittr!
The best substance to dip french fries in is: <3 Ketchup <> Mayo <3< Ranch c3< Nothing
X Hhhhhh want beese churger x
(°. https://www.hlasek.c𖦹m/f𖦹t𖦹/grip𖦹sia_aprilina_cr7850s.jpg --> #m𖦹thp𖦹sting #grip𖦹siaaprilina .°)
girLLwinner but in a nonbinary way. onLLy a girLL when its funny but aLLways a winner baybee 💯💯💯
I hope everyone has a wonderful day today! Don't forget to eat your breakfast and keep a positive outlook. There's nothing a smile can't fix!
i am soooo goated!! i got that dawg in me!!! Randle 1554 4/6 🟨⬜️⬜️🟨🟨 ⬜️🟨🟨🟪⬜️ ⬜️🟨🟪🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 https://randlegame.com
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juat becau2e..
fuck.. ju2t* wwe"re barely awwake..
wwhatevver..
<<"i mean it! if that's part of how you enjoy using this site, i'm glad to see it!">>
yeah yeah..
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<<"hehe, hi again green guy!! happy to see you having your fun!!">>
:33< thanks jade!
its also days like this i like to go back and say hi to momma shes good at keeping secrets so i dont have to worry her about telling past me anything she doesnt need to know be sure to show love to your lusus everyone because you never know when youre going to lose them in a horrific roleplaying accident that kills both of you and cripples your closest friend https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6bf650e23792.png
<<"t-thank you >//< y-you too!">>
:33< what about meow :33c
<<"w-wow......">>
<<"t-that sounds good!">>
退屈だし、ミーナの真似でもしてやる。コメントしてみなよ。百パーセント正直に評価してあげる。アタシの性格的に、めちゃくちゃ優しいかボロクソかのどっちかだけど。どっちだと思ってる？ （あ、そういえば第三の選択肢を忘れてた。びっくりするくらい下品でやたら生々しいやつね。うっかりしてた、てへ♡）
(This joke was redacted before being finished. Commentary on all the smashing being the reason for more moms come next mother's day.) #nsfw
Sorry For The Late Announcement, 8ut Yes, #sicknastysunday Is Still Happening Tonight, Although I Am Unsure Of My Own Attendance For Tonight –xoxo
乗りな、負け犬。アタシたちはエリダン・アンポラを犠牲にするんだ。
:33< thank mew maam :33< im purroud of them and i will nefur change them!!!
:33< i will always choose to fureak! :33< and i will always choose a fureak!
:33< i purrsonally voulint33r to kiss women effury single purrt and more! :33< #nsfw #suggestive
:33< thinking about girls and kissing girls and #girlbulge and hugging girls and.... :33< #nsfw :33< mew get the point
:33< yooo thats so cool!!!!! :33< i wanna s33 those in action sometime!!!
should it not be you bare i thought hoomans take bath without their outer cloth layer
:33< looking good jade :DD
Se\/era/ humans on this site ha\/e pri\/ate/y reached out asking for "Mommy ASMR" \/\/hich as far as / can te// is a human thing \/\/here the speaker character is in a f/ushed or pa/e re/ationship \/\/ith the /istener character, but is a/so pretending to be their /usus? / don't think / get it
...yeah. But I gotta say I like yerr hairr a lot.
had and i would not be afraid of saying marvelous time with @scornfulgallist @imperialisthalcyonite and of course @bummelboogie moxie had never been to a troll party so this was a very pleasant experience which she would not mind repeating although it feels like i had forgotten something #suggestive
feeling rather frisky … but be at peace my woo is a rather photogenic https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3790bda86fce.jpeg #nsfw
yes chittr deserves more (not because i like clods attention) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/53f519a984bf.jpeg #nsfw #demure
i will listen to your advice modified hooman i will eat the bug burger and i will drink the milk of yaks
https://64.media.tumblr.com/841710e4bdee46a7d0c92f98d6c332d6/6a0d5415e590e6f5-9c/s1280x1920/a45f3762e3b0929c05b77e2c80d4305c24b57082.png practice visualizati0n #nsfw (barely but simplified)
capitalism doesn't work by the way.
monthly reminder to pet your local good doggy girls!!