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yomy old chem teach just broke bad and is asking to cook meth together

i’m going to beat him. #cw-violence

IT geeks and DND nerds are sooooo in. <3 #yum

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¡ 9o7 7oo $cared when ¡ $aw h¡m ba!d and ¡ 7hrew a $pear a7 my 7v

c< NOt yet, its iN My watcH list! >c
ladies love a man in red you know

evil morning everyone! and evil evensong.

Cheers lad

@carbolicGalvanologist should've kept your mouth shut.

y0u f00l
I HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL OUT TRICK-OR-TREATING THIS YEAR. I WILL HAVE PLENTY OF STORE-BOUGHT CONFECTIONARY ON HAND, ALONG WITH A FEW HOME MADE SWEETS. ARE 'REESE'S CUPS' STILL THE REIGNING FAVORITE? 21605 FIR DR, MAPLE VALLEY, WASHINGTON.

SOMETIMES LIFE FEELS LIKE I AM PLAYING SOLO QuEuE WITH THE GOOFIEST GIBBERING JACKASSES TO EVER HOLD DOWN A LANE. BuT BY SHEER FORCE OF WILL. FLAMING IN THE CHAT. INSuLTS TO MANY A BLOODLINE. AND SERIOuS. STOMACH uNSETTLING FuCKING HAND HOLDING. WE PERSIST. WE PERSPIRE. AND WE PERSERVERE OVER ALL THAT THREATENS uS. BY BACKDOORING THE ENEMY NEXuS.

i think i have moved on from her
II fvvckiing haatee paan aachees soomeeoonee cvvll mee

Not a single pity vote for Jolly Ranchers. Let's move on from that sad display. Tootsie Rolls (Red reacts) VS. Almond Joy (Black reacts) #candybrawl

MAKING CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES *AND* FRENCH TOAST. THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST BRUNCH KNOWN TO ANYONE
...no..i don't really get dreams anymore....

ab𝄢ofuckiᨒglutely brother
M3ss@g3 Lo@ding… ~~~~ Lots o y3llows on h3r3, @nd not @ d@mn on3 of us @r3 b3@ting th3 n3rd @ll3g@tions it's fuckin t3ch dw33bs, @nd g@m3r dorks l3ft @nd right. Not criticizing, just obs3rving~ LOL ~~~~ M3ss@g3 R3ci3v3d

c< just a reMiNder, ONce i gO 2 tHerapy aNd all tHat, iM prObably gONNa be a lOt MeaNer, sHOuld be fuN! >c

im gonna go head 1st down a hill on a sled again tomorrow n no 1 can stop me!!!

quad means 4

slept for almost ten hours

True.

bark bark :)

I could solo Captain Clark from the backrooms.

Oh blue paint with a side of yellow.... I don't know. You may have a few days to live

yeah fuck that guy
tEeHeE(TiNg)tEeHeE(TiNg)tEeHeE~! YoUr rEaR BeCaMe(tInG)YoUr(tInG)FrOnT!

vwanting me so bad theyre encouraging me to send dick pics to their alts is a newv one. #nsfwv
8=l < I know it's not like me to post #hxrny or #nsfw photos 8=l < So forgive me for this partic001arly hxrny one
8=l < I think I have only posted 2 act001 hxrny photos to chittr 8=l < And both I think were tastefoal
*hhhhhhhhhh y*ur€ ju$t g*nn@ h@t€ my <h!t @nd fu<k *ff, n*t n!<€

oh yeah for those curious, this was my first ever post hard to believe it was SIX MONTHS ago
jusst trieed my firsst eeveer monssteer eeneergy not that big on thee afteertasstee tbh

morning :)!!

good morning!!

good morning!!!

fine shyte is AWAKE.
≽^•⩊•^≼ Hey aliens and also not aliens How do I get those funny looking pictures next to my name nya? I want a cigarette

[BEGIN MESSAGE] maybe a 7 [END MESSAGE]

id also say a 7.

Stay on your damn phone.

i could start knifing your table again.

Is there any part of my post that indicated I was an exception. I said everybody.

So are you, chitt/ing this/

((fun fact the original sketch really did look more like Carmen Sandiego https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9d18fe856478.png
4NYW4Y 45 MUCH FUN 45 17 15 70 W47CH 50M3 N3RD FUM8L3, 1 90774 W0RK.

night hal!!

thank u thank u

Alright. That'§ it. I have had ENOUGH of thi§ bull§hit. FUCK thi§ BITCH.

so true maplehoof

Rib meat grilled cheese for the dash.

2/3 #DracWeek films down, one more to go. 1992 was fun, sexy, a fever dream.
8=l < I've started a bonfire 8=l < Bring marshmallows and play truth or dare with me in person

you want some of this evi. come to my hive

⧃ Lucky bastard.

shirtless men

⧃ What do you see.

I'm seeing visions


⧃ Putting on my finest suit and going out for a nice dinner tonight. It'll be nice to spend some caegars on something worthwhile.

R3ally 2houldnt b3 a hot tak3 but appar3ntly it i2 Wat3r i2 not w3t

Sex isn't enough. I have to keep his cock warm.

「tch... (; ̄ー ̄) megane has been called many nyasty things on the internetto, so. he is going to clarify! what you baka gaijins should call him...」 「meg ✗ (not megane's name)」 「chud ✗ (a cruel nickname used by megane-san's kirainahito to hurt his feelies)」 「neeiht ✗ (too formal, only megane's nakama calls him this)」 「megane-san ✓ (megane-san's preferred name for loose acquaintances)」 「megane ✓ (closer acquaintances can call him this too)」 「nee-chan ✓ (ahh, so kyutesy! (*´∇`)ノ this is the way his friends refer to him!)」 「okie, onegai, please keep this in mind when speaking to megane now. ( ̄ー ̄)b」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: baka means dummy! nakama means your comrade or friend.]

i had a jøke but i'm tøø intimidated tø make it with certain røses øn the dash rn

eheh. heh.

I HAVEN'T PLAYED IN A FEW MONTHS. THANKS FOR REMINDING ME.

I FUCKING LOVE HYPIXEL SKYBLOCK.

gog i love my moirail so fucking much...

@insufferablePrick came over to visit.

Hop on fort (∩`-´)⊃━☆゚.*・。゚
Another night, another ca§e clo§ed. We §tay winning.

thanks for the food.

Scurvy

Scruvy

Prevent Scruby

this is a interesting chit in your timeline.

I wish i c0uld pull 0ff a string bikini like that

Did you know, Asian Elephants are Closer related to Mammoths than African Elephants?

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You should say whatever you want

flowery! #flowery

Beam blast of sulphuric acid.

I Will simply take all my meds for the month at once to stay ahead of the curb.

Almost forgot to take my meds. Almost because, well, #NeverForget.

feeling: my boner. #boner #nsfvw #hard #questionmark #breasts #feminism

the nyquil is taking m #substance #drugusage
Kris is grounded because he behaved poorly and then immediately after the fact requested I be more demanding of him. I have graciously obliged.

moms spaghetti

anon who is not really anon asked: "imma get u " that's mortifying. and also 148. guh!

:33< nyows mewr chance to furk it all up!
im!!! gonna sleep on curree's legs!!!!!! so when he wakes up he cannot move!!!!!! >:3c

Just literally murdered a guy.














