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Hop on fort (∩`-´)⊃━☆゚.*・。゚
Another night, another ca§e clo§ed. We §tay winning.
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thanks for the food.

Scurvy

Scruvy

Prevent Scruby

this is a interesting chit in your timeline.

Did you know, Asian Elephants are Closer related to Mammoths than African Elephants?

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You should say whatever you want

flowery! #flowery

Beam blast of sulphuric acid.

I Will simply take all my meds for the month at once to stay ahead of the curb.

Almost forgot to take my meds. Almost because, well, #NeverForget.

feeling: my boner. #boner #nsfvw #hard #questionmark #breasts #feminism

the nyquil is taking m #substance #drugusage
Kris is grounded because he behaved poorly and then immediately after the fact requested I be more demanding of him. I have graciously obliged.

why'd the chicken cross the road?

moms spaghetti

anon who is not really anon asked: "imma get u " that's mortifying. and also 148. guh!

:33< nyows mewr chance to furk it all up!

AND THATS HOW GROWING UP WORKS.
im!!! gonna sleep on curree's legs!!!!!! so when he wakes up he cannot move!!!!!! >:3c
It’s well time that I actually made something. I’m working on Smoked Brisket.

Just literally murdered a guy.






