@princeofLight — #suggestive
Is 50s DILF or GILF range. I dont have any grandkids....or really any children (that I know of) so yeah #suggestive #nsfw (ish?)
My lap is available for napping and other things if you want. #suggestive
Ok steps are one thing. Steps are evil vile inventions but not ONE PERSON told me how deadly ramps were. I was walking and suddenly my face met smooth not grip damp wood. I was rendered horizontal by damp fucking lumber because whomever above decided pissing on us instead of it actually raining was 'beneficial' to 'cut the heat '. If the sun was out right now and putting its metamorphic testies on my face i would accept that more then the piss for rain we got today. Beneficial, more like a mild Inconvenience for people that want to do shit. I mean all it did was make it humid on top of the heat and made ...Read more
So that friend couldn't get it out so I joined them in solidarity. No man should suffer alone. #nsfw #suggestive #jarlife #guyproblems https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/28f29129abd2.png
asking for a friend, how do you get your dick out of a jar of Nutella? #nsfw #suggestive #askingadvice