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My hungry ass could not be an xbox.

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as much as i would find that funny, dave is drunk and i don’t really want to hurt him. maybe i’ll go over there using my retcon powers and then do the windy thing to fly him around a little.
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they are cornering my hive as we speak. you think its just a normal culling hour but i know the TRUTH about what they do to us olives down in the grubsauce factories. i cant post the specifics or the drones will pinpoint my thought waves, but check your husktops. check your lusii. boil your protein paste twice. im not going to let them break in and extract my... my you-know-whats. i see the teal-colored headlights. im chewing the router cable now.
Ding dong the bitch is dead. #brunomars #eridanweek
Don't come to schoolfeeding tomorrow. - MC Oleana

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I hope not.
11 th11nk all seadwellers sh0uld be k11cked 0ff the platf0rm
I'veBeenCookingUpANewScheme, ItInvolvesTheEmpress. HopefullyItWorks.
5 likes and i'll shovwe kankri in a locker. 10 likes and i'll do it shirtless.
Pity!? I can see you PITYING MY POSTS trolls! You're all going on a VERY, SHORT, LIST










