@ sufferingStargazer — # nsfw

Kult: +25

Total: 25

6 days ago

The existence oof alternate universes are very real. Soo there shoould be a universe where I'm hooman. Soo I woonder if the human me has a 12 inch rood and hoow he handles keeping it hidden, because I knoo soomething that big is hard too hide foor hoomans!

#aus #nsfw

Kult: +17

Total: 17

1 week ago

Whooever says rule 34 artists aren't faster than the speed oof light are lying too yoou too yoor face! They really are quick!

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

1 week ago

Bulges soo fat they have girth certificates! ^u^

#nsfw #fatbulgehaver

Kult: +37

Total: 37

3 weeks ago

I can't wait too pail too my pusher's coontent after we beat the game ^u^ I'm a little pent up

Kult: +5

Kull: +2

Total: 7

Ratio: 2.50

1 month ago

WAIT I CAN JERK OOFF NOOW

Kult: +4

Total: 4

1 month ago

I haven't jerked ooff. In days. OOmigoosh.

Kult: +9

Total: 9

Game coopies delivered mid getting milked by the broonze that was toouching up oon me at SNS goog damnit!!!! >n<

Kult: +19

Total: 19

Getting a handjoob right noow ooh my goooodness gracioous #nsfw #sns

#nsfw #sns

Kult: +10

Total: 10

#bigbulgesmalltroll #nsfw

Since we're talking aboout bulges, thoose whoo doon't knoo, I have 2 bulges that are booth 12 inches! Coomes with being a shark trooll c:< And foor reference, I'm 4'9 tall, and if yoo stack my bulges oon toop oof eachoother it makes up almoost 50% oof my height!

Kult: +20

Total: 20

#nsfw #fatbutthaver #imtheonedoingthefacesitting

Man facesitting is amazing ^u^

Kult: +79

Kull: +2

Total: 81

Ratio: 39.50

I doon't recoommend having the ability too proodooce soo much slurry... I'm sitting in froont oof my washer and dryer waiting foor my bedsheets and pilloows too clean -n-"

Kult: +18

Kull: +2

Total: 20

Ratio: 9.00

What too doo with twoo bulges... #nsfw

Kult: +12

Total: 12

My usooal shoorts fit me a loot better thoough! ^u^ #nsfw

Kult: +45

Total: 45

These jeans are far toooo big foor my arse... :c This is why I always wear shoorts. #nsfw #bigassprooblems

#nsfw #bigassproblems

Kult: +30

Total: 30

I loove my fat butt ^u^ #nsfw

Kult: +25

Total: 25

I NEED SOOME MAD TITTIES RIGHT NOOW!!!!! >_< OOR ELSE I'LL DIE!!!!! DOON'T LET ME DIE!!!! LET ME SUCK SOOME TITTIES!!!!! HELP MEEEEEEEEE #nsfw #yearnpoosting

#nsfw #yearnposting

Kult: +19

Total: 19

I main the Mediculler in Trooll Foortress 2, and I spent a(n un)reasoonable time getting oone oof the rarest coosmetics foor him, which is the burly beast. My cood I have too fight ooff a booner every time I see it -///u///- #suggestive (?) #nsfw proobably

#nsfw #suggestive

Kult: +15

Total: 15

Is it ookay if I poost bulge? C: #nsfw

Kult: +15

Total: 15

My bulges are soo soore. I pailed 3 oof my friends with noo breaks in between because I was riding oon the high oof being soo hoorny TuT #nsfw

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Goonna pail my friends toonight! Wish me luck! ^u^ #nsfw

Kult: +20

Total: 20

My dearest mooirail and leader oof the league oof nudists @exhibitioonEnthusaist proovided me with a list oof pootential recroots foor #teamplay , soo if yoo're oon the list we will try too persooade yoo! @curioousCloowder @lightLycanthroophy @aspiringPessimist @turingTranscendence @trustwoorthyTenacity (in proogress) @bummelBoooogie @cynicalAgathookakooloogical Yoo guys are oon the hitlist ^u^ #nsfw (foor team play mentiooned)

#teamplay #nsfw

Kult: +15

Total: 15

I doon't recoommend being shoort and having big bulges, they take up nearly half oof my entire height >:c #nsfw #bigbulgestruggles

#bigbulgestruggles #nsfw

Kult: +14

Total: 14

Ass soo fat yoo need a big bulge just too get past my cheeks ÒuÚ noo serioously my ass is really fat. <_<" #nsfw

Kult: +20

Total: 20

I. Am soo bricked right noow. #nsfw

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

My pelvis hurts soo bad my mooirail roode the fuck ooutta me T-T #nsfw

Kult: +12

Total: 12

I wish poorn MVS didn't have moosic loowkey. I'm trying too bust a nut noot bust a moove -n- #nsfw

Kult: +15

Total: 15

I feel the need too explain hoow my boody woorks whenever I talk aboout my bulges -u-" Unnecessary and necessary at the same time y'knoo? #nsfw

My bulges aren't as gooood as @exhibitioonEnthusaist hypes them up too be <_< he's just very enthoosiatic #nsfw

Kult: +12

Total: 12

Man why is my mooirail talking aboout my bulges >n< #nsfw

Kult: +15

Total: 15

Brooke anoother oone oof my tooys again >n< I uh...mean a fleshlight by the way. I doon't think there's bigger oones oout there. #nsfw

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Total: 2

While I doon't usooally treat my chittr page like the joournal factoory explooded, I want too knoo if anyoone else sleeps naked like I doo. I feel a little weird soo knoowing I'm noot the oonly oone that dooes helps me feel a little less weird. ^u^ #nsfw

Kult: +14

Total: 14

I doon't recoommend tangling bulges with a trooll that has moore than oone bulge. Toooo much twisting ends up having all oof them in a fookin knoot and having too explain too the mediculler what happened. #nsfw

Kult: +12

Total: 12

My friend decided it was a gooood idea too put a videoo oof soome trooll toouching themselves oon full blast. I loove the guy but he has noo shame... #nsfw

Kult: +7

Total: 7

6 months ago

Boooobs are nice ^u^ #nsfw

Kult: +30

Total: 30

6 months ago

Soo dooes anyoone knoo an effective way too jerk ooff with twoo bulges...? #nsfw

6 months ago