Candy <3
@sugarspunBanshee
Candis Racuza / She/They You have to wear more colors, you HAVE TO.
✨🍭🕷️ Why is there sudoku in my wigglerhood memories 🕷️🍭✨
✨🍭🕷️ i am good and i will not put q-tips in my ears i am good and i will not put q-tips in my ears I AM GOOD AND 🕷️🍭✨
✨🍭🕷️ Speaking of Sweetarts It makes me so mad when the words on them aren't actually opposites What do you mean "Fly / Shy" What do you mean "Funny / Fierce" Take a lesson from your sister, Grit / Grace. She's doing it better than you. 🕷️🍭✨
✨🍭🕷️ Torment Nexus again (what i say when i go back to Sweetart hell) 🕷️🍭✨
✨🍭🕷️ i will surely not regret sweetart overindulgence Again 🕷️🍭✨
✨🍭🕷️ need to fold my laundry but would really rather be doing anything else 🕷️🍭✨
✨🍭🕷️ Soooo does anyone else come from an Alternia that DOESN'T operate on "fuck or die" fanfiction rules? #nsfw Like. The drones still come around to collect. But it is NOT that dire 🕷️🍭✨
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✨🍭🕷️ I think technically it's a regional thing? Like. Depends what your area's proxy ruler chooses to enforce. But my area's got the #woke demisexual emperor so. Lol. 🕷️🍭✨
✨🍭🕷️ I get the feeling mine's Not Normal, so I'm prrrrrobably not the right troll to ask about it tbh 🕷️🍭✨
well, it’s not fu(k or die, but the heat gets prett7 un(omfortable without release #nsfw #nsfwe
✨🍭🕷️ ordered fries with my sandwich but the sandwich is big and the fries sit virtually untouched. 5 dead 12 injured. 🕷️🍭✨
✨🍭🕷️ THOSE WERE MY "THESE ARE NOT MY OWN WORDS" QUOTES YOU CRETIN 🕷️🍭✨
✨🍭🕷️ I'm Candy btw nice to officially meet you ]^) I've heard good things 🕷️🍭✨
✨🍭🕷️ ok hold on here's one of my favorite jokes a hoofbeast walks into a bar several people, sensing the potential danger, get up and leave 🕷️🍭✨
✨🍭🕷️ I'm smiling at you ]) that's my bangs and my mouth wait maybe i should start doing ]^) 🕷️🍭✨
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✨🍭🕷️ casper comment on my cars posts i know you see them 🕷️🍭✨
✨🍭🕷️ I FORGOT THE EXISTENCE OF MAC A GUY WHOSE ENTIRE BODY IS DESIGNED TO HOLD ANOTHER GUY INSIDE HIM ???????????WHY??????????????????? HE COULDNT HAVE JUST BEEN THE LITTLE PART OF THE TRUCK? AND THE REST OF IT BE A TRAILER??? IT'S ALL HIS BODY???????????? THAT'S INSANE? 🕷️🍭✨
>>>((We)) are all vessels for the taking >>>(Ignorance) is a window, open to enter through (Your) ganderbulb
✨🍭🕷️ ALSO THE CARS HAVE BUGS??? THAT ARE ALSO CARS???????? WITH WINGS? ORGANIC CHITINOUS WINGS AND THE BUG CARS ARE SMALL ARE THOSE A DIFFERENT SPECIES???? THE CARS HAVE TONGUES. AND CAN TASTE. BUT THEY ALSO "DRINK" GASOLINE. DO THEY HAVE A DIGESTIVE TRACT??? DO THE CARS SHIT????? THEY HAVE BATHROOMS. WE SEE THE BATHROOMS. ***DO THE CARS SHIT??????????????*** ARE THEY FUELED BY FOOD OR GASOLINE? 🕷️🍭✨
(°. why w𖦹uld y𖦹u assume that gas𖦹line isn't their f𖦹𖦹d s𖦹urce .°)
~ I remember Someone who waS working on them Said they have organS inside... So they're Some Sort of actual living beingS, therefore they do all of that. Also if you'll look closer to the backgroundS - a good bunch of plantS are mechanic too. So their whole world iS full of mechanic life formS, and well, SpecieS. (There are also trainS and planeS beside them in thiS universe. PlaneS even got Some movieS too but they're a bit more obscured it SeemS like)
OKAY?? I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF TYPING UP MY RANT?? WHY WOULD I STOP TO READ MORE ABOUT CARS?????? WHILE IM ALREADY MAD ABOUT CARS?????
✨🍭🕷️ casper hates when i try to discuss the baffling implications of the Troll Cars franchise like the fact that in Troll Cars 2 mater mistakes wasabi for ice cream, suggesting that the cars have dairy products in their world. we see in Troll Cars that tractors are analogous to moobeasts, so the question becomes. Do They Milk The Tractors? Are The Cars Mammals? They also have gendered bathrooms apparently. Citation: the same wasabi scene. Do the cars have genitals?????? Do they reproduce sexually?????????? Do the tractors birth live young??????????? 🕷️🍭✨
Actually, that's a great point. Personally, I never understood why they have teeth.
I Always Figured That They Would Have To Assemble Their Young " Ikea Style ". Like In The Robots Universe.
They Grab With Their Tire Nubs The Same Way The Troll Power Puff Girls Do. We Need To Think Outside Of Our Fronds.
Who Says They Can't Grasp Objects With Their Feet? Are The Feet Police Going To Arrest Them For It?
ive seen two trucks side to side and gone "yea)(, t)(eyd do it" so i can )(onestly see t)(e vision #nsfw
~ Okay I remember there waS implication they're being built on the factorieS. But! At the Same time we've Seen Small young carS with their predecessorS, which meanS they're not being assembled aS adultS and grow up and uh "molt" later. So even if they reproduce Sexually, I wonder, if their whole reproduction System iS kinda Similar to ourS giving they do have Some centralization...
✨🍭🕷️ 🔮 hey guys haha my orb is back edit: okay it's been long enough that no one's going to see this pop up on their timeline which is the goal here. it's so jarring to be viewed as a regular ass highblood on here. after a whole lifetime being told i'm a fake purple and a borderline mutant. or not even borderline. depending on how some trolls feel about albinism. haha. ha. but oh my god can you imagine if i was going around on lowbloods' posts being like "no guys really i don't even count, i'm basically one of you, fr fr" dude i think i'd spit on me still it's like. i see "highbloods" and my brain doesn't even register that they're technically also talking about me. it's like i've got the blood without the caste. lol. 🕷️🍭✨
✨🍭🕷️ hey does anyone know if we have torture dungeon tomorrow 🕷️🍭✨
DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! well, i sure don't. you have fun though
✨🍭🕷️ normally i would say things such as wahoo yay yippee!!! but your handle and Fleet Hat make this comment disconcerting. i nudge you away with my toe. 🕷️🍭✨
✨🍭🕷️ Check this out 🔮 <- my orb 🕷️🍭✨
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✨🍭🕷️ remember when this site would start crying out for death when the user count surpassed 150. we're so spoiled now 🕷️🍭✨
✨🍭🕷️ tongue beginning to ouch. one more sweetart couldnt hurt. surely. 🕷️🍭✨
surelyyy there can b no negative consequences... mayyybe even 2 even.....
✨🍭🕷️ joining the #waronacedick on the side of ace dick 🕷️🍭✨
✨🍭🕷️ and when they die they will join my side #stonks 🕷️🍭✨
✨🍭🕷️ i cannot be bought except for when i can very easily with things like motorcycle ride and hair accessory and cursed skull 🕷️🍭✨
Honestly who isn’t easily bought by a cursed skull