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how to tell my kid that a piece of pink yarn is not a worm
To counteract the rise in disrespect received by service workers, I have proposed a new policy: Killing Customers. Service workers are now allowed to kill one customer a year. We will not be keeping track of individual kill counts, as we trust our workers. The definition of “disrespect” varies across cultures, so it has not been defined at this time and is entirely reliant on the workers’ personal views.
> y'kn0w th1s v0cal01d stuff k1nda g0es crazy
>([went to mad at you island and t#ere were a lot of people t#ere actually. old friends and acquaintances. people you cut off in traffic. t#at guy you bumped into on accident at t#e store. but its okay. i looked around and t#ere were no #omes built on t#e island and no infrastructure. t#e only t#ing anyone was building was boats to sail away. and maybe t#ey wont go to forgiving you island. but t#ats okay. nobody stays at mad at you island forever]
CT ~ I Remind You All. Be (cind To Isopods.
> fuck #vaguep0st1ng 1t's #spec1f1cp0st1ng h0urs @can0r0usGl0ry @c0nd1t10nalAev1tern1ty y'all g0tta talk ab0ut y0ur relat10nsh1p g0ddamn
> #spec1f1cp0st1ng @tap10caGh0ult0ny makes g00d dr1nks
(( friendly reminder serious vagueposting is really unhelpful and creates more drama. /this post is /not/ targeted itself/ but i have seen numerous very clearly targeted vagueposts cropping up today. talk to each other y'all. you're just worsening everything if you blur the original context, and discourse is the last thing literally anybody wants on this site. we're all just here to try and have fun. thank you ))
dont care *throws you into the JPEG artifatc machine*
[aububt told me to post a "selfie" so im "less frreaky" https://file.Garrden/acrr4d28xxdjjpG0lm/exxporrt202603260054308480.pnG]
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[aubunt kosite, keepinG me sane https://file.Garrden/acrr4d28xxdjjpG0lm/untitled3_20260326013428.pnG]
polycule where one guy has an “i can fix him” mindset and another guy has an “i can make him worse” mindset about the same third guy. net zero moral change.
> (( n0rmally 1 w0uldn't p0st any 00c messages but h0ly sh1t why 1s every0ne here s0 n1ce?? y0u guys are great 1've been gett1ng s0 much j0y 0ut 0f th1s s1te 0ver the past few days :]]] ))
https://fiwe.gawden/aMWywW5Ut1DWyQno/twagan_photoshoot.png some cute isowated shots of twagan fwom a coupwe diffewent photoshoots !!! twagan thinks its fun to dwess up in stuff they wouwdnt nowmawwy weaw ....... and it hewps that twagan wooks weawwy weawwy good in aww sowts of cute cwothes !!!!!! X333
☆ be sure to check out my grumblr for the interview i had with jerann mussel! https://titillatingnotions.tumblr.com/809803355309441024 ☆ would have loved to post it here but the formating would go all wonky!!!
[should i make a tierr list of the best blood flavourrs?]
i stepped on a ant and it parried me and broke my ankle
∘☽ I felt like sharing this lovely little find I had tonight. https://i.imgur.com/1e86eJi.png ☾∘
⟡ A finished couture party outfit for one of our olive clients. https://images2.imgbox.com/bb/f8/o8fvzjTp_o.png ⟡
cErtAInly! pAst: thE qUEEn Of wAnds prEsEnt: thE knIght Of pEntAclEs fUtUrE: thE fOUr Of pEntAclEs InvErtEd yOU hAvE A pAst chArActErIzEd by grOUndEdnEss, And A prEsEnt dEfInEd by yOUr fOcUs. bUt thE pEntAclE wIshEs tO tAkE whAt yOU sEEk tO gAIn frOm It, And drAIn bOth frOm yOU.
[never ask a highblood their age] [a teal their salary] [or a piss icarus why they call every long range crit a "kiirkkshot"]
Speaking of breakfast. ♥ - The whole shebang. Eggs, bacon and sausage, toast, hash browns, pancakes/waffles. ♠ - The Continental. Pastries, yogurt, fruit, coffee, juice. ♦ - All the bacon and eggs. All of them. Bankrupt the kitchen. ♣ - No breakfast, like a dimwit.
> 1 th1nk m0re s0c1al med1a sh0uld let y0u hate s0me0ne's p0st
-> lowbloods have mastered the art of ragebaiting the highbloods
> s0 1've heard fr0m s0me mutual c0nnect10ns :[ s0rry man, that s0unds h0rr1ble