dirk, narratively
@technologicalNarrativism
//Ult!Dirk Introject, though less assholey than canon.
I CULLED THAT UGLY ORANGE MEAT SACK FOR MANIPULATING MY ASPECT. FUCK YOU. PROOF OF THE KILL. #CW-GORE #CW-VIOLENCE
==>Ow.
well, this site is riviting.
==>*Riveting.
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Make sure the regex is on top of your other quirks. Like this.
==>It is.
Show me what you see when you edit the quirk. I can help you figure out what's up.
==>Wait, it was the wrong slash. I'm just stupid, apparently.
==> You all understand he just averaged us out using normal standard deviation, right? There probably wasn't even a criteria, it was just random... {r} https://file.garden/afD1PUDycVrE2_3e/mean-distribution {r}
(((((((((WHY DOES MY REGEX NEVER WORK
// what does your regex look like?
{r}[\S\s]{r}
(( Should look like {r}[\S\s]*{r}
it might be my prefix but the regex is on top so i dont know how its affecting it
...I think it's the time of night where I get to say this. And get away with it. Kind of need to breed someone right about now.
==> We as Dirks need to be more horny. Stamp of Hornpproval. {r} #suggestive {r}
==> Oh Kankri. What the fuck do you mean by #transkankrism???? I worry that sometimes you might be TOO accepting.
Was I n9t clear en9ugh in my explanati9n? I th9ught the c9ncept was pretty straightf9rward, especially 6ased 9n c9ntext clues and an understanding 9f 9ur mutually intelligi6le languages, 6ut I supp9se that might have 6een t99 much 9f an assumpti9n t9 make 9n my part. I w9uld n9t mind ela69rating further if y9u'd like.
.....That's a thing n9w and n969dy t9ld me?
==> No no, I mean to imply that the very idea of someone identifying as a completely separate person is complete blasphemy and speaks to a larger, possibly unconsious, refusal to accept the self. While I believe that transgenderism is real and I have and accept my transgender friends, I would never accept someone who thinks they are "transracial" or "transperson" because the very ideas of these things are inherently immoral or simply a diversion from dealing with internal biases or self-esteem issues.
==> Yeah. Apparently.
Guess I sh9uld add that t9 the "strangely c9nfusing yet I w9n't questi9n it" list 9f identities.
==> No, I think we should question it.
(if you don't log off right now you'll die. they put a disease on the website. i'm gonna stay behind to try and counter it but the rest of you gotta go. and leave your stuff too.) ~ * °
==> Obligatory I'm Not Kankri but this is actually really problematic to say to people with OCD.
(i dont really usually post with the consideration of every individual trolls specific issue in mind.) ~ * °
==> Maybe try it sometime. But it's really up to you.
First 9f all, I appreciate y9ur valiant attempt at reminding the 9P t9 6e m9re mindful 9f accidentally triggering pe9ple. Even if the chance is small, we sh9uld all make sure t9 keep in mind that plenty 9f pe9ple with plenty 9f different #Neur9differences may 6e viewing 9ur chitts at any given. We cann9t always expect the #DifferentlyA6led am9ng us t9 have the mental capacities t9 mitigate their 9wn 9nline experiences, s9 it up t9 the rest 9f us t9 #FightTheG99dFight in their stead. H9wever, all9w me t9 critique y9ur c9mment in 9rder t9 assist y9u in y9ur crusade against s9cial injustices: F9r starters, y9u really 9ught t9 suggest a tag that @causticCadence sh9uld use 9n this p9sts and p9sts like it in the future. This way, pe9ple with 9CD and 9ther such mental dis9rders can 6lacklist it and n9t run int9 any issues. I suggest 9ne 9r all 9f the f9ll9wing: #Unreality #Unreal #Depers9nalizati9n #N9tT96eC9nfusedWithDetr9llanizati9n #Diss9ciati9n #ChittrInducedDiss9ciati9n #Diseases #DiseasesInWe6sites #9nlineDiseases and, 9f c9urse, the catch-all #TriggerWarning tag that can 6e used f9r any and all p9tentially triggering c9ntent. Next, I w9uld cauti9n against y9u using my name as if I am the 9nly 9ne with the auth9rity t9 gently c9rrect 9ther users' p9sts. Y9u're actually quite lucky that I'm the 9ne wh9 saw this chitt and n9t 9ne 9f the Kankris wh9 is m9re easily 9ffended 6y things like this. Still, using s9me9ne else's identity as an indictment, as it was implied t9 6e, can cause feelings 9f distress 9r irritati9n in that pers9n, and we d9n't want that. N9w, if y9u w9uld indeed like t9 identify as a Kankri, then y9u are well within y9ur right t9 d9 s9. #Transkankrism is n9thing t9 6e ashamed 9f, and it is perfectly natural t9 feel as if there is a disc9nnect 6etween y9ur identity and mine. If y9u w9uld like t9 learn m9re a69ut what it is like t9 6e a Kankri, y9u are free t9 DM me at any time. 9therwise, I suggest y9u ch99se y9ur w9rds a little m9re carefully.
==> Oh Kankri. I love you so parasocially.
YALL EVER FEEL LIKE EXTREMELY HAPPY BUT ALZO EXTREMELY ZAD AT THE ZAME TIME IZ DIZ NORMAL LMK
==> Yeah that's normal. Ask a Sollux.
#WHODAT LMAO
==> @twinAbomination
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==> Is that all we are to you. Some good gossip?
Y34h.˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚
==> Honestly. Brave to admit that. Respect.
@TECHNOLOGICALNARRATIVISM YOU! YOU LOOK FAMILIAR!!! DO I KNOW YOU FROM SOMEWHERE?
==> No.
HMMM. ARE YOU SUUUURE?
==> Maybe.