dirk, narratively
@technologicalNarrativism
//Ult!Dirk Introject, though less assholey than canon.
I CULLED THAT UGLY ORANGE MEAT SACK FOR MANIPULATING MY ASPECT. FUCK YOU. PROOF OF THE KILL. #CW-GORE #CW-VIOLENCE
==>Ow.
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Make sure the regex is on top of your other quirks. Like this.
==>It is.
Show me what you see when you edit the quirk. I can help you figure out what's up.
==>Wait, it was the wrong slash. I'm just stupid, apparently.
==> You all understand he just averaged us out using normal standard deviation, right? There probably wasn't even a criteria, it was just random... {r} https://file.garden/afD1PUDycVrE2_3e/mean-distribution {r}
(((((((((WHY DOES MY REGEX NEVER WORK
// what does your regex look like?
{r}[\S\s]{r}
(( Should look like {r}[\S\s]*{r}
it might be my prefix but the regex is on top so i dont know how its affecting it
...I think it's the time of night where I get to say this. And get away with it. Kind of need to breed someone right about now.
==> We as Dirks need to be more horny. Stamp of Hornpproval. {r} #suggestive {r}
==> Oh Kankri. What the fuck do you mean by #transkankrism???? I worry that sometimes you might be TOO accepting.
Was I n9t clear en9ugh in my explanati9n? I th9ught the c9ncept was pretty straightf9rward, especially 6ased 9n c9ntext clues and an understanding 9f 9ur mutually intelligi6le languages, 6ut I supp9se that might have 6een t99 much 9f an assumpti9n t9 make 9n my part. I w9uld n9t mind ela69rating further if y9u'd like.
.....That's a thing n9w and n969dy t9ld me?
==> No no, I mean to imply that the very idea of someone identifying as a completely separate person is complete blasphemy and speaks to a larger, possibly unconsious, refusal to accept the self. While I believe that transgenderism is real and I have and accept my transgender friends, I would never accept someone who thinks they are "transracial" or "transperson" because the very ideas of these things are inherently immoral or simply a diversion from dealing with internal biases or self-esteem issues.
==> Yeah. Apparently.
Guess I sh9uld add that t9 the "strangely c9nfusing yet I w9n't questi9n it" list 9f identities.
==> No, I think we should question it.
YALL EVER FEEL LIKE EXTREMELY HAPPY BUT ALZO EXTREMELY ZAD AT THE ZAME TIME IZ DIZ NORMAL LMK
==> Yeah that's normal. Ask a Sollux.
#WHODAT LMAO
==> @twinAbomination
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==> Is that all we are to you. Some good gossip?
Y34h.˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚
==> Honestly. Brave to admit that. Respect.
@TECHNOLOGICALNARRATIVISM YOU! YOU LOOK FAMILIAR!!! DO I KNOW YOU FROM SOMEWHERE?
==> No.
HMMM. ARE YOU SUUUURE?
==> Maybe.
@TECHNOLOGICALNARRATIVISM KEEP ME *FAR* AWAY FROM THE TRICKSTER ME.
==> But what if I wanna see you two make out. #nsfw #suggestive
I!! AM NOT DOING THAT!!
==> Okay...
KEEP ME FAR AWAY FROM THAT CURSED....THING.
==> I will protect you.
THAT THING IS *WRETCHED.*
==> Oh, but when I hate Shy Dirk suddenly I'm the problem.