dirk, narratively
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//Ult!Dirk Introject, though less assholey than canon.
==> Dirk opens his computer and types a URL into the browser, "chittr.ing". He then hits enter, and spends some time making a profile. Oddly enough, the site seems to be troll based, but that's not a barrier that he would let stop him from joining. His vast experience living among the trolls allows him to accurately gauge his troll age as precisely 10 sweeps. After finding good art of himself online, he downloads it to his filegarden and pastes the links into the boxes, making sure that he looks as cool as possible. And God, does he look hot. After specifying his blood color as his favorite color, orange, he begins to write his first chitt. After finishing, he hits the "send it." button.