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I CULLED THAT UGLY ORANGE MEAT SACK FOR MANIPULATING MY ASPECT. FUCK YOU. PROOF OF THE KILL. #CW-GORE #CW-VIOLENCE
had a drem i was makin out w myself sloppy style while evrbody in the room watched w a puzzled look on their faces im takin that as a sign i should start actin normaler around the other mes in this websiet #suggestive ?
I will decline to explain any tight specifics but know these are the current criteria of my rankings. Doc Scratch’s Perfectly Objective Tier Criteria The rankings were determined according to a number of factors, most of which are not visible from your current position in the narrative. Considerations included, but were not limited to: The user’s apparent willingness to be observed. The ratio of theatrical intent to clerical usefulness. Whether its capitalization behaved itself when left unattended. The degree to which the handle seemed to already know where it belonged. Probable survivability in a room with expensive furniture. The extent to which the name suggested either destiny, inconvenience, or a very brief administrative error. Whether I found it amusing at the precise moment I looked at it. The presence of certain recurring shapes, sounds, implications, omens, habits, mistakes, and other such measurable phenomena. How confidently the user could be placed without further thought. Any resemblance to prior handles, future handles, alternate handles, or handles that only exist in doomed branches of the account list. The final placements should not be mistaken for a moral judgment, a popularity contest, or a statement of objective worth. They are merely correct.
First 9f all, I appreciate y9ur valiant attempt at reminding the 9P t9 6e m9re mindful 9f accidentally triggering pe9ple. Even if the chance is small, we sh9uld all make sure t9 keep in mind that plenty 9f pe9ple with plenty 9f different #Neur9differences may 6e viewing 9ur chitts at any given. We cann9t always expect the #DifferentlyA6led am9ng us t9 have the mental capacities t9 mitigate their 9wn 9nline experiences, s9 it up t9 the rest 9f us t9 #FightTheG99dFight in their stead. H9wever, all9w me t9 critique y9ur c9mment in 9rder t9 assist y9u in y9ur crusade against s9cial injustices: F9r starters, y9u really 9ught t9 suggest a tag that @causticCadence sh9uld use 9n this p9sts and p9sts like it in the future. This way, pe9ple with 9CD and 9ther such mental dis9rders can 6lacklist it and n9t run int9 any issues. I suggest 9ne 9r all 9f the f9ll9wing: #Unreality #Unreal #Depers9nalizati9n #N9tT96eC9nfusedWithDetr9llanizati9n #Diss9ciati9n #ChittrInducedDiss9ciati9n #Diseases #DiseasesInWe6sites #9nlineDiseases and, 9f c9urse, the catch-all #TriggerWarning tag that can 6e used f9r any and all p9tentially triggering c9ntent. Next, I w9uld cauti9n against y9u using my name as if I am the 9nly 9ne with the auth9rity t9 gently c9rrect 9ther users' p9sts. Y9u're actually quite lucky that I'm the 9ne wh9 saw this chitt and n9t 9ne 9f the Kankris wh9 is m9re easily 9ffended 6y things like this. Still, using s9me9ne else's identity as an indictment, as it was implied t9 6e, can cause feelings 9f distress 9r irritati9n in that pers9n, and we d9n't want that. N9w, if y9u w9uld indeed like t9 identify as a Kankri, then y9u are well within y9ur right t9 d9 s9. #Transkankrism is n9thing t9 6e ashamed 9f, and it is perfectly natural t9 feel as if there is a disc9nnect 6etween y9ur identity and mine. If y9u w9uld like t9 learn m9re a69ut what it is like t9 6e a Kankri, y9u are free t9 DM me at any time. 9therwise, I suggest y9u ch99se y9ur w9rds a little m9re carefully.
(probably not. thanks for the life lesson.) ~ * °
(if you don't log off right now you'll die. they put a disease on the website. i'm gonna stay behind to try and counter it but the rest of you gotta go. and leave your stuff too.) ~ * °
At this point my hatred for him is purely ironic. He has a light in his eyes the rest of us lack.
THIS IS FROM A COUPLE WEEKS AGO NOW BUT, HEY, NO SHAME IN REPOSTING IT, YEAH? #NSFW HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/57F825918412.PNG ((OOC: AKA I'M IN ARTBLOCK AGAIN AND TOO LAZY TO DRAW ANYTHING))
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 19: alternian milwves #milf #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl so heres the thing about the wversions of me and my crewv wvho grevw up on alternia. theres like, a couple dozen of me, a dozen meenahs, and then like... a handful of the others, thats it. so im gonna bunch em all together in one big batch, wvell see hovw it goes. i dont hawve an awvful lot to say about most of these gals, but like... god damn. wve lovwe us some milwves. damara, the handmaid. depending on, either shes lowvkey chill wvith it, or you need to look at the damara part of this guide. shes a scary gal, my adwvice for those is to treat it like youre facing up a cholerbear. showv respect, no sudden movwements, but no fear either. compliment her, objectify her, but dont go in for the kill unless youre sure she vwont rip your head off. i havwe the luxury of already being dead, i can push these things more. due to her serwvitude to the wvhite guy, handmaids tend to come hardwvired for obedience, you can do something vwith that. bod: 10/10. rusties are hot, shes got damaras face but shes usually got some actual meat on her bones. mines an exception, but shes cute anyvways. vwariety: 7/10. one of the more vwaried outta this group, anyvways. shes got twvo wvhole personality possibilities! ease: 6/10. depends on her mood and howv scary she feels like being. personality: i prefer damz, and yes @handmaid i count you more as a damz than a handmaid. thats a compliment, take it, youre more interesting than most of these hags. owverall: 8/10. hot as hell, fun to mess wvith her head, but nothing special. shout-out to the one fucked in the head enough i put her under wvith just a massage and a couple of choice wvords. next up, meulin, the disciple. ehh... see her around sometimes, hard for me to get a read on her. shes like... a more chill vwersion of meulin? shes dating some cult leader so theres a cheating angle sometimes, but it usually doesnt come up. in my experience theyre looking to be someones kitty cat, but she has a bit more fight in her than most leijons bod: 7/10. nevwer really got a consistent read. usually more lithe outta the milvwes, but still a milf. vwariety: 3/10. theyre just samey to me, the fevw out there run together. ease: 7/10. tends to be easy to flatter, enjoys the attention of a younger fella, it vwont be hard. personality: 6/10. wvhats there to say? shes meulin but quieter and fewver mental issues. ovwerall: 5/10. honestly i tend to skip these ones, just aint my thing. dunno vwhat it is, i just dont vwibe wvith her. up next, porrim the dolorosa. oh honey. her personality is milf. thats it. she wvants to mommydom or mommysub. nurturing? boring. bod: 9/10. platonic ideal of a milf. wvariety: 3/10. shes a milf. ease: 9/10. remind her that shes a milf and shell drop em. personality: 3/10. vwhere? owverall: 5/10. a real nothingburger. youll newver meet one vwho doesnt just vwanna smother you wvith her tits and call you her svweet little thing. great if thats your thing, but... i prefer it wvhen porrim has a brain and personality, if you could believwe it. #feminism #malefeminist latula, neophyte redglare? that sounds fake and made up. probably dommy but likes ropes? literally newver seen one. stick wvith terezi. nowv heres a juicy one. aranea, mindfang herself. a lot more like vwriska than rae rae, superficially anywvays. a lot of these tough gals are paper tigers, but i dunno if ivwe evwer met a mindfing wvho folded. if youre gonna shoot for her, i think you gotta accept that being vwith a pirate means some pegging. shes fun, shes clewver, shes got jokes, but... eh, just hope shes in a mind control kinda mood so you dont evwen hawve to wvorry about messing up. bod: 7/10. hot pirate babe? tits and ass like an 8? its wvhat you expect, though honestly she runs leaner. wvariety: 4/10. shes got too defined a role to do anything else. ease: 3/10. oh yeah, shell make you vwork for it. at least to top, if youre pathetic and cute enough shell bottom, but lets be honest, if she wvanted to do that shed just be vwriska. personality: 5/10. she sure is wvriska vwithout the interesting bits. owverall: 4/10. maybe id respect it more if i found any that gavwe me good banter, but like... im dualscar junior to them, shes aranea senior to me, vwe just aint compatible and thats okay. /\/\/ /\/\/ alright and thats all the alternian wversions of my friend group! not gonna do the beforan wversions of the other gals, not enough meat on them bones, best i got is i made a nepeta mantle muckrake once, but- vwhats that? vwhats that sound? oh cod, oh shell no... tuna in next time to learn hovw evwen a stupid chud like *you* can bag the condesce hershelf! (you probably vwont, but i could and thats vwhat matters)
@technologicalNarrativism gnaws on you! :D
The bit is unfunny and I will be wishing harm upon him and his entire interpersonal circle. You will both be dealt with in due time.
Boat ride canceled on account of me not wanting to spend 200 bucks on gasoline for a stupid boat!!! So ridiculous.
Breaking my vow of silence to declare "Shy Dirk" @timaeusTickingbomb the Platonic ideal of a Dirk. That will be all.
♡♡|ALL DIRKS ARE REAL DIRKS! #DIRKRIGHTS!|♡♡
the dirklings when shy dirk rolls up #dirkhour https://i.imgur.com/1tismv9.jpeg
Add an orgy pit.
It's almost like some kind of Homestuck: Beyond Canon. Someone should write that.
The fact of the matter is Chittr has a block button and the fact you're all still interacting with my posts makes it pretty fucking apparent that deep down you love me.
Finally, someone else fucking says it.
Jakelifehack 1: Miss dirk
I AM SOOOOO FUCKING GAY.
I love fanmail.
Silencing men yet again, I see.
Good doggy.
#lesbianlifehack 9: It's okay to have a mommy fetish but at least be honest with yourself that you're doing it because you were neglected as a child and are desperately trying to find a balm to numb the trauma. #nsfw #incest #abuse
Gay men feel the same way. It's why we're into daddies.
Now that I've addressed the claims that I am "targeting women", I can return to helping them.
(And, sidenote for my #lesbianlifehack: If you insist on abiding by the nonsensical construct of butch/femme, don't try and pigeonhole certain ethnicities into having "natural leanings" to one side or the other. You know who you fucking are. What are we doing here. Get your act together, women.)
They're going pretty fucking swell, actually, but keep shouting at me. Makes a change from the usual "oooh im such an unlovable little bitch oooooh my taste in men is so bad oooooooooh wont someone please just come over and validate little old me for being an antisocial pervert just because im a lesbian".
OH MY GOG. OH MY GOG. HOLY SHIT. NO WAY. HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/0JQGNCDV/IMAGE.PNG
no but this legit just happened irl :(
AAAND THEY'RE BEING CONFUSING AGAIN.
HELL YES.
WAIT. WEREN'T YOU A *PAGE* OF BREATH? OR IS YOUR CLASSPECT DIFFERENT LIKE MINE IS?
HAHA. IT'S OKAY.
What Jake doesn't know is that, regardless of the way in which he talks about me, I'm still on his mind. He isn't over me in the slightest and he never will be at this rate. Nothing productive will come of constantly bringing up my name, he will continue to be hyped up as this Free Girlboss who doesn't need me, and no one will see how laughably ironic it is. You're all doing exactly what I want you to do. Feed into his delusions so it hurts worse when he realizes how much he needs me in his life.
PFFT. YES DEAR. YOU WIN. AT CONFUSING THE HELL OUTTA ME.
YOU ARE SO CONFUSING SOMETIMES.
IDIOT. /AFF
you could havve sucked on a sawwed off riflekind wweapon wwhen you wwere a narsty wwrinkled human wwiggler but hey wwe cant all be wwinners
@TECHNOLOGICALNARRATIVISM YOU'RE A PAIN IN MY ASS SOMETIMES BUT I LOVE YOU.
....LOVE 'EM TO DEATH THOUGH.
@TECHNOLOGICALNARRATIVISM DUDE. WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO FEEL HERE WHEN YOU'RE LIKEHATING MY CHITTS.
DIRK YOU'RE GIVING ME MIXED FEELINGS HERE.
BUGES. (:B
BUGE....
D:B