♦ pitied by @thehorrorTerror
Maryam
inside me is one wwolf the standoffish loner type just wwaitin for someone to wwarm up to him enough that he could let dowwn his guard and not bristle at evvery touch and he bites all the time
uuuuuurgh... im so painnfuully tired..
👉 gestures vaguely 👌 🫰 new pfp! to help me recover from being literally viciously attacked for 0 reason 🫰 🤙 at fucking all! 🤙 #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindingMyFuckingTeethNow #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #PityABoss #Rebrand #InProgress #WhatABae #ByTheWay #RoewziCharms #IsSuchACuteName #WhyDidIEverForgetToPlantIt #LetItGrow #LetItAllGo 🔴 CHARMS is NOT GONNA BE DISTURBED.
🤌🗳🤧🗳 ok had a good fucking cry 👐 i just thought this was an open 👐 👐 inclusive of more than geeks, wads, losers, n dorkasses 👐 👐 forward thinking past the infiniscroll timelines 👐 👐 equal opportunity especially for those a bit more deserving 👐 👐 hella fucking welcoming place 👐 😇 luckily got my account back (THANKS MODS) 😇 🫰 and hopefully 💸 we can be back in business 👉🗳🤧🗳 ijustneed,,, a f ew,,,more hours,,,minutes maybe,,,just to,,,adjust #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindingMyFuckingTeethNow #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #PityABoss #Rebrand #Inbound #NewOpportunities #Wait #For #Fucking #None 🔴 CHARMS is NOT GONNA BE DISTURBED.
I'VE GOT IT. I'VE CRACKED THE CODE. this place was engineered by non-euclidean deities to test the sanity of those confined within. IF YOU LOSE YOUR SANITY you slowly morph into a shapeshifting horror to EAT OTHER PEOPLE that end up trapped here. THANKFULLY, I HAVE ONLY GOTTEN SANER SINCE COMING HERE.
horrorterrors are suuch sweethearts..
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then ya'd better hope she's okay or this senseless feelin' is 6onna esCalate fast. she deserves better than all of this.
you're the bastards who took her from my plaCe to be6in with, ri6ht? she wouldn't be in any of this mess if ya'd just... just left her alone. so she'd better be alri6ht now, or...
yOU yOU fOUnd hEr Oh thAnk thE mEssIAhs yOU fOUnd hEr
6loomy..? this is a 6ood thin6 ri6ht? she's Comin' baCk, *ri6ht?* 'Cus if not, so help me 6od, i will stride aCross spaCe to the furthest rin6 'n' make CosmiC Calamari.
hm... # # do 4 better job this time ## i don't know which of you h4ve me but i'm putting in 4 compl4int # h4h4
࣪⊹₊˚{ awwww.... lucky.... }>3<{ <3 <3 <3 <3 }˚₊⊹ ࣪
comp4ny ### ?
c< .... >c
...So it's possible. Tremendously difficult. Excruciatingly painful. But possible.
Why did the snail take the shell off his racing snail? He thought it would make him faster, but it actually made him more sluggish! Ohohohoho!!! Hahahaha!!!!! This one always makes me chuckle!
your honor its not my fault I was late to the custody hearing those insensitive assholes didnt put any clocks in my casino. #gambling
🜂 | 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 you say? 😁😁😁 #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #HateABoss #MediateABoss #PityABoss #LoveABoss #𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃 👱♀️ The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃.
MMEATYES BLODMEAT HUGRY MEAT MEATMEAT
B33 < ive got a decent ameownt in some chest fur33zers you want me to thaw you some
B33 < hey dude meows it going
prAyErs ArE nOt AlwAys mEAnt tO rEAch sOmEthIng sOmEtImEs thE kIndnEss Of sEttIng tImE AsIdE tO wIsh gOOd UpOn AnOthEr Is thE pUrpOsE AlOnE I knOw It Is nOt pArtIcUlArly prOdUctIvE, I wIsh I cOUld hElp mOrE frOm thIs dAmnEd hOspItAl, bUt, I wIsh tO gIvE whAt I cAn
B33 < my votes would be cooking meat, b33 sage, hot tea, and pine sap
I see. In that case, I recommend scents such as vanilla, lavender, and pine. It is almost law that everything has a scent of some kind when you get down to brass tacks, so if you are trying to experience that this new sense of yours has to offer, I suggest you just try everything you see. The good comes with the bad. Many will revolt you. But you will find ones that do not among them.
thAnk yOU... mEssIAhs blEss yOU I wIll Add yOU tO my prAyErs sO thEy mIght bUIld yOU Up As wEll shE Is AlwAys In thEm
(◕ ᴥ ◕) GUEH!!!! I GUWILL ALSO HELP!! under the water...gumaybe.... from afar... gusniff... guwe will find gloomy!!!
I will assume you love us as people and not that your intentions are to run around sniffing at our perfume collections. In which case, thank you. I’m sure you’re equally lovable.
...Thank you, I think. I am sorry to say my affections lay elsewhere, but this is very kind.
oh gloom. i hope you get found soon. :(
BE ME. CALIBORN. THE ONE WHO IS WRITING THIS. NOT THE ONE WHO IS BEING WRITTEN ABOuT. THAT DISTINCTION IS IMPORTANT. BECAuSE I AM REAL. AND CALLIE BHORNE IS FICTIONAL. BuT ALSO. IN A DEEPER SENSE. HE IS REALER THAN YOu. BECAuSE I SAID SO. AND I AM REAL AS IT GETS. DISBELIEF. SuSPENDED. CALLIE BHORNE. CALI B. REAL. THIS IS NOW NOT ABOuT ME. EXCEPT IT IS PRIMARILY ABOuT ME. IN A VICARIOuS SENSE. BuT SECONDARILY. IT IS ABOuT CALLIE BHORNE. MY CHARACTER. THAT I HAVE MADE. FOR THIS EPIC GODDAMN SAGA. CALLED. #LAIRSANDLuSII. WHICH SOuNDS LIKE A DOCTOR SEuSS ASS NuRSERY RHYME. BuT APPARENTLY. IF ITS HOST IS TO BE BELIEVED. IS A HORROR ROLEPLAY SCENARIO. WHICH IS FuNNY. BECAuSE THE ONLY HORROR HERE IS HOW POWERFuL I AM ABOuT TO MAKE THIS MOTHERFuCKER BEFORE YOuR GOBSMACKED GODDAMN GANDERBuLBS. SQuEAKY HANDS SCRuBBING THEM SEE WORTHY AGAIN. A RECAP. INTERMISSION. BEFORE WE BEGIN. LET ME TELL YOu ABOuT CALLIE BHORNE. HE IS A LIME BLOOD. WHICH IS RARE. AND ALSO EXTINCT. EXCEPT FOR HIM. BECAuSE HE KILLED EVERYONE WHO TRIED TO MAKE HIM EXTINCT. WHICH KEPT HIM THE SOLE ENDLING SuRVIVOR OF THE SLAuGHTER. AFTER uSING HIS SPECIAL ABILITY. EMPEROR LORDLING TIME. WHICH LETS HIM CHANNEL HIS DEAD SISTER. CALLIE OHPEEE. WHO HE DEVOuRED AND SCRAMBLED. STRAIGHT OuT THE GATE. POST EGG HATCH. SIPHONING HER POWER. TO INCREASE HIS OWN. EFFICACY. WHICH IS A WORD I uSED BECAuSE IT SOuNDS IMPORTANT. HE IS A PALADIN. OATH OF CONQuEST. WHICH IS LIKE AN ORDINARY PALADIN. BuT INSTEAD OF HEALING AND PROTECTING. HE CONQuERS AND DESTROYS. BECAuSE PROTECTION IS FOR COWARDS. AND HEALING IS FOR THE WEAK AND NEEDY LITTLE SNIVELING FuCKSTuPID COWARDS. FuRTHERMORE. WEAKNESS IS A DISEASE THAT MuST BE STEPPED ON. CRuSHED. AND THEN QuARANTINED TO THE AFTERLIFE. WHERE IT WILL NEVER RETuRN FROM. HE IS CuRRENTLY SITTING. ON THE ALABSTER CAIRO CASINO PHAROAH SARSWAPAGuS THRONE. WHICH IS A SACRED LIME BLOOD ARTIFACT. THAT ALLOWS THEM TO COMMuNE WITH THEIR DEAD SISTERS. IF THEY HAVE ANY. WHICH HE DOES. BECAuSE HE KILLED HER. YOu ALL SAW. I WROTE THAT. AND YOu SAW. STuDIOuS LITTLE NOTETAKERS THAT YOu NO DOuBT ARE. YOu CAN SEE IT HERE NOW WITHOuT HAVING TO LOOK AWAY FROM MY WORDS IF YOu HAVE FORGOTTEN. AND NOW SHE IS HAuNTING HIM. WHICH IS QuITE POETIC. EXEuNT INTERMISSION. BEGIN. ACT NONE. SESSION ZERO. THE THRONE IS GLOWING. A MYSTERIOuS WIND HOWLS. THE WINDOWLESS ROOM CuRIOuSLY CRADLES THE AIR IN A SuRREPTIOuS BREEZE THAT COMES FROM SEEMINGLY FuCKING NOWHERE. THAT IS BECAuSE THE THRONE ITSELF. HAS BECOME LINKED TO A FAR AND STRANGE LAND. uNFAMILIAR ENTIRELY TO CALLIE BHORNE. HE DOES NOT KNOW IT YET. MERELY REACTS ON INFLuENCE. HIS FAuLTY PASSIVE PERCEPTION WEATHERED BY HIS YEARS AS MuSCLE FOR HIRE. HE FEELS A TWITCHY SPASM IN HIS WRIST. HIS INSTINCTS COMMAND HIM TO DRAW HIS SWORD. BuT HE REFuSES. HE KNOWS BETTER THAN TO RESORT TO WANTON AGGRESSION WITHOuT A TARGET. THE THINKPAN WILL OVERHEAT. SENDING SCORCHING THOuGHTS EVERYWHERE THAT BLINDINGLY ERASE ALL MOVEMENT uNTIL A SAFE DISTANCE IS OBSERVED FROM ALL LIVING THINGS. CALLIE BHORNE WOuLD MAKE CORPSES OF PARADISE FOR THE ELYSIuM FIELDS OF HIS OWN ISOLATION MADE PuRE AND PRISTINE ONCE AGAIN. THIS IS HIS DREADED CuRSE. TO WALK A PLANET HE WOuLD SOONER RAIZE THAN RAISE. HE CANNOT BE KNOWN TO LOVE. HE CANNOT RISK FEELING. AND HE CANNOT CHANCE A SINGLE LIVING BEING. EVER. AND YET. THERE IS THAT HOWLING. THAT WIND. THAT DAMNABLE FuCKING WIND. "TSK." CALLIE BHORNE GROWLS. ANOTHER FuCKING REPAIR NEEDED. NOBODY EVER TOLD HIM BEING A LIVING RELIC MEANT LIVING IN ONE. BYGONE ERAS HAVE A FuNNY WAY OF STICKING AROuND. CALLIE BHORNE TAKES THIS AS EVIDENCE. THAT CALLIE OHPEEE IS FuCKING WITH HIM. WHICH IS FuNNY. BECAuSE SHE PROBABLY DID NOT ACTuALLY DO THAT. BECAuSE SHE HATES HIM TO SCREW WITH HIM IN A CLEVER WAY. BECAuSE HE DEVOuRED HER. BuT THE FASTEST WAY. TO A GRIZZLED VETERAN'S HEART. IS THROuGH HIS STOMACH. A PLACE THAT CALLIE OHPEEE HAS BEEN. QuITE FATALLY. SHE LOVES HIM. EVEN IF HE WILL NOT SAY. WHICH IS WHY. uPON DISCOVERY THE THRONE ITSELF OPENS TO A TRANSPORTALIZED DIMENSION. ANOTHER WORLD. OR PLACE. OR LAND. OR BIOME. THE BLINDING LIGHT MAKES IT TRuLY DIFFICuLT TO TELL. HE REALIZES THE TRuTH. "NO FuCKING WAY." CALLIE OHPEEE HAS BLESSED THIS CRuSADE. HER FACE APPEARS FOR A BRIEF MOMENT. SHE LOOKS. STRANGE. uGLY. SHE ASSuMES ANOTHER OF HER FORMS MEANT TO TORMENT HIM. A GREEN SKuLL. STAINED WITH THE SLICK LIME BLOOD SHE WAS COATED IN WHEN HE FIRST DEVOuRED HER. HIS MOuTH WATERS. HE HAS NEVER FOuND A GRuBSAuCE SO DELECTABLE AS HIS FIRST MEAL. HE LITERALLY ATE THE EGGSHELL SHE HATCHED OuT OF. FOR ADDITIONAL NuTRIENTS. THAT SAuCE WAS SO FuCKING GOOD. ONLY NOW. AT LEAST IN APPEARANCE. THE BLOOD WAS BAD. VERY VERY BAD. LEFT TO COAGuLATE. ROT. ADHERE. AND THICKEN. LIKE A KIND OF ALMOST REPTILIAN HIDE. IF HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY WERE HIS LuSuS. WHAT WAS THIS? A HATCHMATE OVERREACH OF SOME KIND? SISTERLY SOBBING? BITCHING AND MOANING? uPON CLOSER INSPECTION. THE ANSWER BECAME MuCH CLEARER. LITTLE PINPRICK DRIPS OF RED. FRISKING ALONG HIS BODY. CALIBORN FINDS IT. A FRESHLY INFLICTED WOuND THAT WAS NOT THERE BEFORE. JuST ALONG HIS THORAX. THE uPPER CHIFFONIER. AS IF ANGLING FOR HIS BLOODPuSHER WITH EACH DARTED FINGER. HER WAY OF SAYING. THIS QuEST COuLD PROVE DEADLY. ALTHOuGH. CALLIE BHORNE WAS uNSuRE. EVEN CALIBORN WAS LIKE. GIRL WHAT THE FuCK IS YOu ON. THERE COuLD BE NO CERTAINTIES WHEN DEALING WITH HER. "HEH. GuESS MY HATCHMATE IS STILL LOOKING OuT FOR ME AFTER ALL THESE SWEEPS. SOME LOVE. HuH? SHE'S GOT A FuNNY WAY OF SHOWING IT." AND THEN. uNFuRLED. IS MY BLADE. READY TO BE BuRIED IN THE NECKS OF DuMBFuCKS. LOCATION: THE TRIBuNAL HALL OF SuPREME CAVORT. STOMPING GROuNDS OF HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY. EATING GROuNDS ALSO. THIS IS WHERE CALLIE BHORNE LIVES. BECAuSE HE IS SPECIAL. AND RAISED BY A BELOATHED BY ALL TYRANT. THE ROOM HAS COuNTLESS WEATHERED BONES SHAVED DOWN SO AS TO RESEMBLE MARBLE COLuMNS. BuT THEY ARE THICK. LIKE CEDAR WOOD TRuNKS. AND SPLINTERED. SO AS TO SuGGEST THE BEATING OF ANGRY FISTS. CLAWED AND CHEWED. SO AS TO SuGGEST THE CLuTCHING OF VERY DESPERATE HANDS DRAGGED OFF INTO OPEN MOuTH. AND BLOOD. SO MuCH BLOOD. THE THRONE ITSELF. HOWEVER. IS CLEAN. AN EXHIBIT ALMOST. EVIDENCE. OF TIME'S TRAGIC PASSING. A RELIC OF THE LIMES. LIKE MANY OF THE CONFISCATED LEGENDARY ITEMS HERE. THOuGH CALLIE BHORNE FANCIES HIMSELF SOMETHING OF A TROLL WITH AN EYE FOR ANTIQuES SPORTING SEASONED HISTORY BEHIND THEM. THESE ITEMS ARE ONLY ACQuIRED WHEN SOMEONE TRIES TO SMuGGLE OR SELL THE ILLICIT CONTRABAND. IN FACT. WERE IT NOT FOR HIS LuSuS. AND SLAPDASH CHARM. CALLIE WOuLD CERTAINLY BE KILLED FOR HIS EXTENSIVE BEWEARABLE WARES ALONE. OWNING THESE IS ILLEGAL. BuT CONFISCATING THEM. IS JuST ANOTHER TuESDAY. OR WHATEVER THE TROLL EQuIVALENT OF A TuESDAY IS. PROBABLY CHEWSDAY. IT IS JuST ANOTHER CHEWSDAY. INTERRuPTION: HE WAS COMMuNING. WITH HIS DEAD SISTER. OR AT LEAST TRYING TO. HIS HATCHMATE IS OFT uNRELIABLE. WHICH IS A SPECIAL KIND OF ESPECIALLY HIGH uNRELIABILITY. BuT THEN. THE SESSION. OR WHATEVER EXCITING COSMIC BuLLSHIT IS RuNNING THIS GAME. DECIDED TO INTERRuPT. WITH A PORTAL. OR AN APERTuRE. OR WHATEVER WHITE GLOWING BuLLSHIT YOu PEOPLE ARE uSING. I WANT TO KEEP MY WHITENESS CONSISTENT. IF WE ARE ALL DOING A WHITE THING. I WANT TO DO THE SAME WHITE THING. OTHERWISE I WILL FEEL LEFT OuT. AND THAT WOuLD BE REALLY SHITTY OF YOu GuYS. SO MAKE MY WHITE THING BE THE SAME AS YOuR WHITE THING. HOW THE SuMMONS APPEARS: THROuGH THE THRONE. OBVIOuSLY. THE GLOWING INTENSIFIES. AND INSTEAD OF JuST SHOWING CALLIE OHPEEE. WHICH IS WHAT IT uSuALLY SHOWS. IN MIDDLING LITTLE APPARITION LIKE OuTLINES. AND DEAD SISTER MONTAGE. AND LIMITLESS PATIENCE FOR ME. HER HATCHMATE. AND MY SILLY ANTICS. IT SHOWS SOMETHING ELSE. A LAIR. OR WHATEVER. MAKE IT SOMETHING APPROPRIATE. ACTuALLY. COuLD IT BE. LIKE. A THRONE ROOM. BuT BIGGER. AND WITH MORE BODIES. OR A FIELD OF CONQuERED ENEMIES. OR A CASINO. WHERE EVERYONE IS LOSING. EXCEPT HIM. CALLIE NEVER LOSES. EH. DOC. SCRATCH THAT. CALLIE NEVER HAS LOST. BECAuSE HE REFuSES TO GIVE uP. HE ALWAYS TRIES. AND RETRIES. EVEN IN THE FACE OF ABSOLuTE SuREFIRE DEFEAT. HE WRENCHES VICTORY FROM HIS OWN JAWS. THAT IS WHAT I MEANT TO SAY OF HIM. YES. SO DECIDE. A VISION THAT CALLS FOR HIM. PERHAPS. SOMEONE IN NEED? YES. THAT WOuLD BE GENIuS. CALLIE IS EXTRAORDINARILY NEEDABLE. AND WILLING TO MAKE HIS TROLLIAN CLAWS. AN OuTSTRETCHED SORT. WHAT YOu GLIMPSE: SOMETHING THAT REPRESENTS POWER. AND DOMINATION. AND VICTORY. BuT ALSO. SECRETLY. SOMETHING THAT REPRESENTS HIS SISTER. IN SOME ROuNDABOuT WAY. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT FOR HIS CHARACTERIZATION. HOW YOuR LuSuS OR SuRROuNDINGS REACT: HIS LuSuS HOWLS WITH EARSPLITTING INTENSITY. HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY. HuGE GROSS MONSTER. BLACK BLOOD. BRAINLESS BEASTIE. HE LETS OuT A ROAR. OR SOMETHING EQuALLY TERRIBLE. AND IT DOES NOT REACT WITH FEAR. BECAuSE IT DOES NOT FEEL FEAR. IT REACTS WITH RECOGNITION. LIKE. "OH. MY SON. CALLIE BHORNE. HAS BEEN SuMMONED FOR ANOTHER ADVENTuRE. HOW REGuLAR. AND ORDINARY. BE SuRE TO KILL AND PARTIALLY CANNIBALIZE PLENTY OF PEOPLE. MY SWEET. CHERuBICALLY CHARMING BOY." AND CALLIE BRuSHES HIS THuMB. AGAINST HIS VERY EXISTANT NOSE. AND GOES. "TSK. SHuT uP FATHER. I AM GROWN NOW. I AM NOT SOME HELPLESS LITTLE PuPA ANYMORE." AND HE GROWLS. SOMBERLY. "I KNOW. BuT WHEN I LOOK uPON MY SON. MY HERO. MY LITTLE LEGISLACERITO. I DO NOT SEE YOu AS YOu ARE. I SEE YOu. AS WHAT YOu HAVE BECOME. FROM WHAT YOu WERE. A WEIGHTED AVERAGE. SuNDERED BY MY SINKING HEART." AND HE GOES. "HMP. WHATEVER DAD. LOVEYOuTOO." AND HIS DAD SCREECHES LOuDLY. "MY SON!!!" OR MAYBE IT DOES NOT SAY ANYTHING. AND JuST. GROWLS. APPROVINGLY. WHATEVER WOuLD BE COOLER. WHAT PART OF YOu ANSWERS FIRST: NOT FEAR. HE DOES NOT FEEL FEAR. JuST LIKE HIS FATHER. HE FEELS ANTICIPATION. THE PART THAT WANTS TO CONQuER. THE PART THAT WANTS TO DEVOuR. THE PART THAT LOOKS AT A MYSTERIOuS PORTAL AND THINKS. "YES. MORE uNSETTLED SCORES. AND WRONGS TO RIGHT." OR POSSIBLY. THE PART THAT HEARS HIS SISTER. WHISPERING. FROM THE THRONE. SAYING. "DONT GO. YOu IDIOT. ITS A TRAP. A DEADLY FuCKING TRAP." BuT HE IGNORES HER. BECAuSE HE IS THE PALADIN. NOT THE PALADIN'T. YOuR FINAL ACTION: CALLIE. DOES NOT. uNDER ANY CIRCuMSTANCES. SHOW HESITATION. HESITATION IS FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT CALLIE BHORNE. AND THEREFORE. NOT ME. BECAuSE I MADE HIM. AND I AM ALSO NEVER HESITANT. EXCEPT WHEN I AM. WHICH IS NEVER. ALTHOuGH. THERE WAS THAT ONE TIME. BuT I WAS MERELY. READYING AN ATTACK. AN ASSBLAST ATTACK THAT PROVED FATAL. FOR MY ENEMIES. SO IT IS LESS A HESITATION. AND MORE A READYING POSE. WHICH IS WHAT HE STRIKES. BEFORE SAYING SOMETHING REALLY FuCKING COOL. LIKE. "...WELL WELL WELL. IS THIS THE PART. WHERE I TOSS IN A QuARTER AND MAKE A WISH?" OR. "THE THRONE BECKONS. QuIT YOuR BITCHING. I'M LITERALLY COMING RIGHT NOW." OR. "CALLIE OHPEEE. WATCH OVER FATHER FOR ME WHILE I AM GONE. OKAY?" OR JuST. "...CONQuEST CALLS." WHATEVER HE SAYS. PROBABLY ALL OF THESE THINGS. HE IS NOT NICE. HE IS GRIZZLED AND EDGY. HE ATE HIS SISTER AND REGRETS NOTHING EXCEPT THAT HE COuLD NOT EAT HER TWICE. HE IS A MONSTER. AND HE IS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER. BECAuSE HE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO uNDERSTANDS ME.
WHERE THE FUCK IS RORY KNIGHT
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@gutsyGumshoe called me hella cute and meant that shit on god fr down bad af
i think youre barking up the vwrong cronus here bub. you think i givwe a damn about the tvwerp beyond thinking hovw i can convwince his culler gf to blowv me? quit it wvith the "all-knowving" bs, you clearly dont knovw shit. #nsfwv
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i shouldn't have 6otten Close to you. maybe then you wouldn't have been taken 'n' put in this position where you did this. i did this. i doomed you.
sui(ide (an’t be heroi( or just. 7ou have to be oka7
that feelinng will puull youu downn, too..
Gloomweiss?????
hey gloom??
dude nooo
IT WILL ONLY CLAIM YOUR BELLOWSACS IF YOU ALLOW IT TO. CLOSE YOUR EYES AND DRIFT INTO DARK.
All-frIEnd glOOmy??? whAt Is hAppEnIng Is thIs hAppEnIng At cUrrEnt whErE ArE yOU pErhAps I cAn hElp, Or sOmEOnE ElsE whO Is clOsEr Or sOmEOnE plEAsE
[BEGIN MESSAGE] n0. g100m. c0me back. p1eaze. [END MESSAGE]
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(◕ ᴥ ◕) UEH??? guwhere are gyuu going?!?!?! guwhat!!
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c< it is.... >c
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Whew...so this is juuuuuust the preliminary...but Dowska Sklori works fast when funds arrive quickly...!!! Talk about a scienstiff on a mission!!!! Fer those 'o ewe not in the know, @germicidalManiac, mad genius that that one is, commissioned ME 'n a ragtag group 'o pals t'put t'gether a nice less than lil mobility aid...!!! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < 'n we all came up with...The Medusa Palanquin!!!!! A flexible 1900-2500gal helium envelope lined diving bell entangled polyfiber mesh tank containing internally tweaked controls, pressure gauging, saltwater purification valves, oscillating tendril arms, and octoemulant landstriders for efficient aquatic, semiaquatic, amphibian, and dry land travel. The custom fibrous material lining preserves water pressure, provides buoyancy, yields automatic biofiltration options 'n sterility fer avoidin' gunk accumulation 'n unwanted pollutants. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Water is accumulated when depths of 100 meters is exceeded goin' up or goin' down, both motions achieved through inflation 'n deflation 'o proprietary baggage, sorta like an underwater parachute, but with helium cannisters, filtered through orientation of spinnin' legs, filtration and aeration tweaks. Tinted for ganderbulb comfort. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I'd be remiss if I didn't mention... ( ⚗ v ⚗ ) ---> Dowska...is quite proud of it... ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < 'n though it's takin' a lotta discussion, scuttlin' around, 'n finger pullin'...'specially 'cause Roewzi keeps tryna turn this into a full material release fer a product line (we are NOT doing this, this is for ONE friend) we are well on our way!!!! #SFW #NOTHING #GOING #ON #HERE #ITS #NOT #SUGGESTIVE #IT #IS #JUST #A #COOL #SHIP #PROTOTYPE #Tinkering #MechanicusAdaptus #B100Prints #Artificer #CavernsNCullbeasts #ButReal #TogethernessMakesEverythingEffortless #Huzzah
got it will be seekin it out thamk u
dude (gender and ego neutral) i would loove to watch it thank u for the recommendation n all hehe <33
disregard this chitt and go watch it thanks
really pleased to hear you'VE enjoyed this one
itd take me a cycle or two
DOES THE THING WANT IT DONE MIKE’S WAY?
Yesterday.
probably when you start screaming and freakin out trying to infect and/or eat us ig. idk never watched the movie lmao
if i was replaced by The Thing from troll john carpenter'S movie how long do you think it'D take you guys to notice
just overheard a guy generationally fumble he goes can you pay for these drinks his date goes why hehe are you going through it or something bear in mind her hand was reaching for her purse then he says naw my debit card is just frozen this week because of online gambling she goes ew haha and this motherfucker stands up and goes im not feeling all that respected right now jess pack it in i dont tell you what to do with your money she looked down and didnt look back up for a solid minute he starts talking about how he could put her through college how this puts their future plans in question asking what else shes got an attitude about realize shes got one of those rideshare apps open i work for like six the god lord delivers my phone buzzes jessieeeeee requesting a ride .1 miles from your location hit accept
It's okay. My parents didn't show up to my birth either.
>AcK< whO Up Ge++ing Blissfully Mindfucked By MOis+ened Ten+acles??
ִ ࣪𖤐 If yOu are upset witH me frieNdly remiNder tHat 1. yOu're wrONg aNd 2. tHis is wHO yOu're upset witH. RecONsider. CO×̷̷͜×̷ect yOurself. (᨟ ͜● ᨟) ๋࣭ ⭑
ﮩـﮩﮩ٨ـ🫀ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ We've never 𝓈poken. Unle𝓈𝓈 thi𝓈 i𝓈 a new account of 𝓈omeone that I knew prior to a𝓈𝓈uming the current account that you left thi𝓈 reply on.
we couuld be friennds.. everyonne deserves onne.
BE ME. CALLIE BHORNE. TEMPORARILY. ONLY TO BROKER uNDERSTANDING. FROM YOuR FEEBLY uNWORTHY PERSPECTIVE. THEN LEAVE. TOuCH AND GO. AND REALLY. DO GO. ANY FuRTHER TOuCHING AND I WILL HAVE MY HANDMAID. ER. ASSASSIN BADBITCH. REMOVE YOuR OBSTINENT STuPIDITY FROM MY FuCKING NARRATIVE FACE. I WAS BORN ESPECIALLY YOuNG. HATCHING BEFORE I HAD FuLLY FORMED AND HAVING TO KILL MY HATCHMATE IN ORDER TO SHOW EXTREME PROMISE TO AVOID BEING CuLLED. "DAMN". ONLOOKERS SAID. "MY FuCKING GOG". OTHERS GASPED. IT WAS IMMEDIATELY APPARENT TO EVERYONE. AS I DEVOuRED THE SHELL OF MY SISTERS YOKE AND EGG. I WAS MEANT FOR SOMETHING. BETTER. SOMEONE. BETTER. SOMEONE. TYRANNICAL. I WAS RAISED BY HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY WHICH IS THE ONLY WAY TO BE RAISED CORRECTLY AND PITIABLY. A PHENOMENON SO RARE. AS TO ELuDE DOCuMENTED NON-ME PRECEDENT. FROM THE MOMENT I COuLD FORM COHERENT THOuGHTS. I WAS TAuGHT THE MOST IMPORTANT LESSON OF ALL: THAT JuSTICE IS NOT BLIND. JuSTICE IS HuNGRY. JuSTICE HAS TEETH. AND JuSTICE LOOKS AN AWFuL LOT LIKE ME. AND HIS HONORDADBLE TYRANNY. I GREW uP IN A WORLD WHERE THE WEAK WERE DEVOuRED WHOLE AND ALIVE. BEFORE MY VERY EYES. AND I DECIDED AT MY PRECOCIOuSLY VERY YOuNG AGE. AS THE YOuNGEST PERSON EVER. CHERuBICALLY YOuNG. IN FACT. THAT I WOuLD RATHER BE THE ONE DOING THE DEVOuRING. MY FIRST WORD WAS "CONQuEST." I DID NOT CALL OuT FOR TEAT MILK. OR WHATEVER IT IS GRuBS EAT WHEN YOuNG. ACTuALLY. WHAT DO THEY EAT? WHAT. HOW DO YOu NuRSE AS A GRuB? PRIOR TO PuPATION? DOC. DOC SCRATCH. I REQuIRE CLARITY FOR MY METAPHOR. uPON FuRTHER HEARING. YuCK. I DID NOT REQuIRE CLARITY FOR THAT METAPHOR. MOVING ON. MY SECOND WORD WAS "SKuLLFuCK." MY THIRD WORD WAS PROBABLY SOMETHING LIKE "MORE" OR "AGAIN" OR "YES." I DO NOT REMEMBER BECAuSE I WAS BuSY BEING EXCELLENT. AND SELFLESSLY DEVOTED TO OTHERS. BuT ALL OF THAT CHANGED. WHEN I WATCHED POWERLESSLY. OR. SLIGHTLY LESS POWERFuL. LIKE. ONE OF MY TEETH WAS RIPPED OuT. AND A LEG WAS DISABLED. GuTS BERSERK STYLE. AS I LOOKED ON IN TERROR. AS MY ENTIRE CASTE. OF FELLOW LIMEBLOODS. WERE MuRDuRED. BEFORE MY VERY EYES. IT WAS THE FIRST TIME. MY TRIBE. OF FIRST BHORNES. BEFORE ME BORNS. MY ANCESTRY. CALLED OuT TO ME AND SuNG IN MY VEINS. I SPROuTED MY WINGS. WITHOuT GOD TIER. I SCREAMED. A VAST. AND VISCERAL EXPLETIVE. FOuND RIPPLING THROuGH THE COSMOS. FOREVER. CARRYING THE RAGE. OF CALLIE BHORNE. AND I CRIED TEARS OF BLOOD. BuT THEY WERE RED. MY PEOPLE'S COLOR. A COLOR OF TRuE SuFFERING. SIGNLESS. AT FIRST. BuT SOON THEREAFTER. CAuSE FOR ALARM. FOR THIS WAS NO ORDINARY MuTANT RED BLOOD INCIDENT. IT WAS. THE COLOR. OF HAVING ACTIVATED. EMPEROR LORDLING TIME. AN OP ABILITY. IN WHICH CALLIE BHORNE. CHANNELS. CALLIE OHPEEE. THE ALTER EGO. THE SISTER HE KILLED. I MEAN. HATCHMATE HE KILLED. WHO WAS ALWAYS THERE. AND NEVER LEAVES HIS SIDE. FOR A PROCESS. BY WHICH HE DRAINS HER AFTERLIFE. WHICH IS FOREVER. AS ALL AFTERLIVES ARE. ESPECIALLY FOR TROLLS. WHICH SHE IS. SO IMAGINE THE SuCK POTENTIAL WHEN HE REALLY GETS GOING. ANYWAYS. CALLIE. SIPHONS HER IMMORTALITY. SHIFTING HIS CLASS. FROM PALADIN. TO PALADAMNATION. ALLOWING HIM TO uSE ALL OF HIS ABILITIES. AT 100% MAXIMuM EFFICACY. 100% ELIMINATION. OF EVERY THRESHECuTIONER THERE. NONE SuRVIVED. I WAS BAPTISED ANEW. IN THAT BLOODSHED. I CAME OuT OF IT A CHANGED. AND OCCASSIONALLY REDDER. TROLLIAN MAN. I SWORE MY OATH NOT TO SOME PATHETIC GOD OR SOME WORTHLESS CODE OF HONOR. OR REALLY BIG SWEATY FuCKING STuPID ANIMAL. LIKE THIS SYSTEM. REFERENCE DOCuMENT SuGGESTS. HABITuALLY. I SWORE MY OATH TO MY FuTuRE SELF. THE SELF THAT HAS ACHIEVED EVERYTHING. BECOME EVERYTHING. THE SELF THAT HAS CONQuERED ALL. THE SELF THAT SITS uPON A THRONE OF BONES BEFORE RIVERS OF BLOOD AND BOuLEVARDS OF BROKEN DREAMS AND LOOKS BACK AT THIS MOMENT AND SAYS "YES. YOu WERE RIGHT TO BE SO RuTHLESS. YOu WERE RIGHT TO SHOW NO MERCY. YOu WERE RIGHT TO EAT ALL THOSE PEOPLE. YOu REALLY DID THAT. WAY TO GO. STuD." THE SELF. THAT IS ALREADY THERE. WHO SMILES AT ME. I SMILED BACK. BECAuSE THAT IS WHAT PALADINS OF CONQuEST DO. WE DO NOT PROTECT THE WEAK. WE DO NOT HEAL THE SICK. WE CRuSH THE WEAK AND WE END THE SICK BECAuSE THEY ARE FAILuRES AND FAILuRES DESERVE ONLY ONE THING: TO BE STEPPED ON. TO HAVE THEIR CONTAGION CONTAINED. TO HAVE THEIR SICKNESS ROOTED OuT. AND TO BE QuARANTINED. TO THE AFTERLIFE. WITH MY STuPID HATCHMATE. WHO WAS TOO WEAK TO LIVE. THIS IS CALLIE BHORNE. THIS IS YOuR GOD. EVENTuALLY. HERE SPEAKING TO YOu NOW. YOu ARE WELCOME. @handMaid @docScratch @affableCantor @glitteringAcuity @deathlessDeadwood @woeGothic @archiveAddict @caligulasAquarium https://i.ibb.co/R4H9qqxF/image.png
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < WAIT HUMANS HAVE A VERSION OF "THE WIZARD OF SPEED AND TIME" SHORT TOO?!?! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < For ewe all that don't know none, this film was puuuuuuurty damn formative fer me??? Technically...TECHNICALLY! On account 'o featurin' a particularly extinct caste (oof), the original archival footage went up in dust 'n flames...kaput! Contraband! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < AND YOU SHOULD NEVER HARBOR IT OR DISSEMINATE IT!!! There's a particular frame, on the trollian version, that features a cave EWE SHOULD NEVER ENTER, rumored t'have all sortsa crazy stuff in it...old artifacts 'n signs 'n ancestors that don't correspond t'any living troll...AIN'T THAT CRAZY???? AND IT'S A REAL PLACE!!! Or. Used t'be. The drones found it out sweeps ago, and there's nothing left but burnin' ashes and memories! ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < That are not much better off... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < BUT! As a SPECIAL treat since my last post did so well...'n fer SAFETY purposes, HERE'S A FRAME SO YOU KNOW THAT IF YA EVER SEE A VIDEO WITH THIS IN IT, TO TURN IT OFF IMMEDIATELY, 'N REPORT IT T'YER LOCAL DRONES, 'N ASSUME THE PARTY ESCORT SUBMISSION POSITION! AND...the human version! Which is perfectly safe and not at all illegal! https://i.imgur.com/lw1EVgg.png https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf9J7UtEI_Y
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < How t'WRITE KISSIN!!!! (Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ💦) < Well settle in now, bless yer pumperfelt soul, ewe got the barest bones of a moment here...and that's worth recognizin'!!! Two souls findin' each other in the space between pumperstrikes. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I love it!!! I friggin' love it!!! This is the perfect parchment t'start pennin' yer adventerror, cartographers WISH they had a map this good t'topographically tip th'hat of where t'go and what to cover next!!!! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < But honey, we ain't just plantin' expired seed here, we're growin' a whole garden of feels. ALL the feels. Y'gotta feel 'em. Get a real feel FOR 'em. What do those lips feel like? When KRYQUS kryKISSES how 'r ewe s'pposed t'translate the indigonad stokin' ego affront 'o bein' kissed first? ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Some BARDIC INSPIRATION fer ewe, @hemoptysisCyanide !!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Check inventory. Ewe got that push-and-pull tension that makes a reader lean the hell in fer th'long haul. That's retention, babey!!!! Ewe wanna hook 'em early, 'n hooker 'em later!!! Don't blow yer entire load upfront, then there's nothin' to show don't tell!!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < The "pulled away before he could react" tells me there's history #BeenThereMaybeDoneThat here, maybe some hesitation, maybe some mighty fine fear. #Fearplay That's good storytelling instinct. ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < And the progression from quick to "longer and more passionate" shows ewe understand escalation. Yer trustin' yer reader to feel the shift, and that's the mark of a natural-born narraterrorist. Whooooooweeeee!!!! Yer gettin' me jived with the honeyglow dancin' somethin' nice 'n frenzied down m'back! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < BUT!!! YER STUMPED!!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < As is, ewe 'r tellin' me it was passionate. But darlin', passion ain't a five letter word #ItHasSevenLetters and it's a sensation. It's the heat risin' off skin so thick ewe can taste it, it's the tremble in a hand hesitant t'cup a cheek 'n suggest somethin' #PALE, it's the world narrowin' down to just the taste of someone else ewe hate's breath #BLACK. Let's get into the five senses and let yer reader feel that kiss rather than just read about its implication, YEAH?!?! ( Ꮚ⚅ᨎ⚅Ꮚ) < KISSES AIN'T FIT T'BE CAMEOS! THEY'RE TH'LEAD ROLE!!! EWE BETTER PUT TH'SPOTLIGHT ON HOW THE LIPS CURL! IF THERE'S TONGUE OR NOT. WHAT TH'FEELIN'S BEHIND THE KISS ARE! WHO JOINED UP!!!! IF ANYONE!!!! ELSE!!! EXTRA!!! MAYBE!!! MORE TH'MERRIER, YEAH???? B-BUT BEYOND THAT!!! EWE BEST BE TELLIN' WHAT HAPPENED! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Lil sample writing, how I'd do it. The Sorcerer's Spell-It-Out-For-Them. Show AND Tell. Bring all ewe got!!! KRYQUS barely had time to gasp a heated breath before the warmth was gone. Like a swift as all piddled-out hearth fire snatched away by an errant draft. Cold. That was how his lips felt. They daggum weren't before. But they sure were now. Without PHUNTR, KRYQUS was just KRYQUS. And as social as a KRYQUS IS...that was just about the worst thing he could become. Alone. But then, Mother Grub have mercy, but then, the bottom of the world fell out. Alternia lost its luster, its life, all bliss was challenged 'n contested 'n murdered as false mirthless heretical idolatry. PHUNTR's second kiss came slower, deliberate as honey scooped off a spoon, and the fucker melted into it. Glazed. As PHUNTR and KRYQUS always should be. Time unspooled. He licked spittle 'n courage, felt careless fingers whisper entreaty 'n thread through his hair like they were memorizin' the shape of his horns from the bend. Somewhere distant, the drums of war sounded, the CHUD SORCERORS would be needed, but here, now, there was only the wet heat of surrender and the thunder of two heartbeats syncin' up. They beat to the tune 'o their own war drum. And they would conquer themselves. They would conquer each other. So they did. They kissed. They kissed again. They kissed, leaving one another starin' at empty air straight through one another, bellowsacs burnin', pride stung beyond repair. Both felt cheated. Both felt fulfilled. Both knew fidelity that couldn't be placed into any one quadrant. But then a hand fisted in KRYQUS'S SORCEROBES, yankin' him close like a fish on a line, and the second kiss hit like a thunderclap. Instantaneous duration. CON save failed. Teeth clicked. Skin scraped. It wasn't gentle, this one, this time, this kiss, it was hungry, only dominated by desperate angles and greedy breath, the kind of kiss that leaves yer lips bruised and yer soul marked. He grabbed back, hard, because damned if he'd be the only one drownin' here. He was gonna take him down with him. He spoke. In a language older than COMMON, KRYQUS spoke...unhurried, deep, and angry. He felt the shiver run through the other man, matched it with his own, and somewhere in that endless, eclipsing dark, as the armies beset upon them, shields cracked open and somethin' tender took root. Blimey. Something tender took root, GYGAAX chronicled... ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < damn... #SWATTPAD #Vacillation #PaleMoirail #TheWholeParty #FullCampaign #NotEnoughInventorySpace #SFW #YouAreOverencumbered!!! #PHUNTR #KRYQUS #FriendFiction #CnC #CavernsAndCullbeasts #KRYQUSAGAIN #ImpliedAU #PALEMULTICLASS #AdventerrorsFieldGuide #CrossPosting #ScrawlThoughts #Drabbles #DubconPale #Polyquandary #TeamChud #GygaaxXEveryone #Palewhoring #Polyandary #WritingTips #WritingAdvice #WritingWorks #SpecificallyForOnePerson #( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ)
i got my airpods in #vagueposting
RESPONSE ON THOSE GROUNDS! this is... really bad. i'm sorry you felt the need to write this, let alone post it
🎤 aight bet 🎤 🔇 🔈 🔉 🔊 lets slam some poetry chucklefuck heads i win gettin tail you lose too i aint gotta take this shit in lieu of a bro who only pops off like a motherfuckin screw you wouldnt believe the shit ive slain and slew call me postal the way im goin fuckin off on you shove my hand so far up your ass mid hokey vocation your next snuff puppet film can be shot on location youre built like a wikihow on gettin pepper sprayed you write like a bitch in heat jealous n gettin spayed just cause your sex life is virtually nonexistent dont mean im a clone of your brother whose distant hollywood holly would holly should meet her new bfs son step up out the basement quaking in at one metric fuckton got that labubu ass smuppet crushed up in 4k resolution killing any goddamn chance you made a real contribution lil cal looking ass with them dead glossy motherfuckin eyes no wonder glasses scalene helps hide them bitchass cries no woman no cry but no marley man comin neither cuz you shit the bed with jake fr take a breather seventeen tabs open on plush getting up n flattened call you a heart player way that bpm just fattened hollup wait a minute im sorry time out if im the supplementary sure whatever no doubt but youre the suppository strider how you bitch and pout pain in the ass with no sound cept when put out
theyre shut aight but i can F-E-EL T)(-EM
[MORTAL. FRIEND. WRECKED SHIP. CORRUPTED.]
[HELP NEEDED. SIBLING.]
[WHERE IS SHE.]
hehe, hi horrorterror. its comfortable inn there
well, im here nnow.. i am takinng a break from my sennsory deprivationn block.. how is everyonne?
fuck off about it other me is fine. she can handle a horroterror
ple4se stop le4king gunk into my cr4mped 4ss esc4pe pod ### h4h4 no you c4n keep doing it 4s long 4s i keep receiving v4guely nutritious gifts #
if i 4m surrounded by you 4nd yours exclusively # 4nd it is the only thing providing security # of existence # 4m i 4t hive or 4m i with you 4ll out of necessity?
damn. never thought i would actually read something this heavy on here. meh following anyways.
i do. i do reach my hannds for the stars. yet i grasp nno home
theyre sweethearts, really..
*part of them is posting on chittr The other parts are all doing other shit
youure pleasannt, youurself. onnly positive thinngs i have thouught of youu
thats so sweet of youu to say
hehe, it suure couuld be. i wouuld like to get a canne with a little imperfectionn like that
maybe ill do a little classical dannce. with a comically small top hat to boast
doom’s not reall7 something that influen(es people towards happ7 thoughts, it’s true. but it’s just one fa(et of realit7
ill puut my minnd to it.. thannk youu. what shouuld i call youu?
that said. all this walkinng for sweeps onn ennd has gottenn me a little wornn. i thinnk i shouuld innvest inn a canne
well. it has beenn a while sinnce i posted a pictuure of myself. heres nnothinng.
im nnot suure. i guuess my pann is juust inn annother place right nnow.
its kinnd of hard to come to terms. with the fact everythinng couuld be completely ruuinned. simply becauuse i exist.
i wouuld nnot tuurnn uup my nnose at the propositionn of beinng youur friennd. i cannnnot say i have had the pleasuure. of meetinng manny people that wouuld stay arouunnd me for lonng i accept.
i hope the rainnfall ennds soonn ennouugh, it wouuld be nnice to bloom like ann effervescennt lotuus againn
id like the rainn muuch more. if it didnnt sinnge my skinn at the bead of a drop. buut it is very pretty to watch. i imaginne it wouuld be pleasannt to listenn to as well
this particuular feelinng deep withinn me. ive nnot felt it before im nnot suure why its there.
i wonnder if this level of lonnely is a nnormal amouunnt? i love everyonne. yet i still feel isolated
hi everyonne. how is thinngs for youu all? i love youu.
its a muurky day. very rainny.
'mandie is jutht a chill as hell dude theres nothing elthe to thay hes jutht thtraight chill as fuck' youre damn right i am
i couuld be the onne to address youu as friennd?
wouuld youu call youurselves friennds?
)(ttps://imgur.com/a/Md7Fjen 38) Did I do it?
Your beautiful voices got me t)(roug)(!! 38D T)(ey are always so peaceful and clear my )(ead.
sometimes we focuus so muuch onn what others call uus. rather thann what we call ouurselves its ok to miss people. i miss thinngs too
T)(e minute I am done not t)(inking of ANYT)(ING I am going to bring you guys some yummy lunc)(ies!! 38D I love you!!
)(i!!! 38D I love you!!!!! It is okay. I need to kick -Eridan's butt!! 38O Can we please use t)(em for t)(is, just t)(is once?
so like i need to stress @cuttlefishCabbalist ive been through the bubbles before to help friends of ours get god tier post all that shit we went through it is never too late to lay your shit out on a slab and carve all uh freaky fogo de chão style but i need to stress we are not just going through time we are not just rewinding to when the dream bubbles are not just memories but waves of emotion and experience actively being visited we are traveling through space too real physical tactile touchy touch space which means the things you feel and do have actual consequences the names you call out for even in pain or on instinct or on reflex can reach back out to you in a sound you dont recognize with intentions you dont fully grasp feferi this place is horror beyond terror you wanted to god tier you are going to have to face the trials of a god tears cannot be shed for the already departed and you need to keep your shit in check get that fecal matter compacted because it matters ive played these games before and i dont want to lose a new friend ive just made ive played these games before https://i.imgur.com/hVVDVCU.png
i like em big i like em chunky i like em plumply i like em round with something something fuck dude god wouldnt dare strike me dead im his gift to fat people vertically horizontally if you are big its over im on that https://i.imgur.com/YWFTxq1.png
gotta experiment. like this post if you wvould hit if literally nothing about me changed in terms of personality and behawvior but i vwas a hot vwoman
we'll be ok.
i have a feelin' we Can't i6nore your voiCe.
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oka7 it’s just full on (osmi( horror morning. got(ha. ma7be i should see if i (an get a bit more sleep
YOUR BENIGHTED WORDS GARNER NO FEAR FROM ME, WRETCHED ONE
C:~ Heavy "rechitt".<
Wait oomggg hoow coould i miss the ooppoortunity
Fair enough.
That's less a name and more a description, but sure.
You should, it is all yours after all.
X There is no trace of “horrorterror” x
X Who wants to play a game of “are they alive in callie’s timeline?” The game is simple Give me your name or someone else’s name and I’ll check the Death Chronicles to see if that person is alive and kicking or has come and gone x
It's hard to explain awe to those who misconstrue the word awful. Then again, how does one conceptualize that which cannot be described?
Would there be a preference to another title?
"= heugh. i do not know. direct me. do you count, or are we not doing that, and i have to find something else here. ="
"= i don't think succumbing to an alternian primal need is what i at all need right now. whatever. simple what. i just woke up, i can't do that. ="
"= oh, i know. but it is about. as much as your answer is attempting to calm me down. i am only growing more irritable with any and every extra interaction, plus i must have slept wrong. ="
"= which CAN be bad. ="
"= not BAD .... but perhaps rather twitchy ="
"= where is that one horrorterror on here when you need it. i woke up in. a bad "mood". overthinking is getting out of hand. ="
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/GM4V0L.GIF JUST A NICE MOMENT TAKING IN A SUMMER NIGHT. OH HOW FANTASTIC IT IS TO SPEND TIME WITH MY LADY LOVE.
I....like my friends allot...I think....I am the problem...but you are very kind....I would not mind....holding onto your meany tendrils...(u . u ❀) Do...you feel lonely too..? (' . ' ❀)
"= nobody submitted to my stupid form. it's ok. ahem, i am still answering. https://forms.gle/XRs4Cvg5wcXJTq4DA . ="
This one almost feels like it needs a #suggestive tag https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6b01870e32da.png
IIf thIIs IIs about my gender then you must be far from socIIal. CertaIIn trolls do not lIIke to IImagIIne a male fuchsIIa, despIIte the fact II was not born male II have much to thIInk about concerIIng the rest of your post though
I'm noot sure hoow too feel aboout this man but thanks a loot. Did yoou just call me Trooll Invincible
Hello?
i jutht woke up im not reading all that
Never have a need for rest when I have you to think about! My, you seem magnificent, and such words! Makes my skin tingle and warp!
Hello...? :} https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/14a460c57748.jpg
She was not a woman. She was a little girl. And you called to her, first.
is that a fucking horrorthingy on my timeline???
the omniipotent beiing2 are gettiing freaky on my po2t. #2ugge2tiive
⊹₊˚{ omg, trendsetter }*u*{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
- Il;,mm not cryt yping I AM SHAKING G WITH SHEER RAGE. LOL. 😂😂😂😂
- Sommeone please cull himm I can';t stand it anymmore 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 - I never thought I'd hate anymmone mmore than that stupidd mmarketortutuerr
#MASTERBAIT THE ONLY TAG. FOR MASTERS OF BAIT. BAITING. AND DEFENSIVE TECHNIQuES. MEANT TO WILE WOMEN. BEGuILE MEN. AND DISTINGuISH THE ALPHA TOP DAWG SELF. FROM EITHER CATEGORY. TODAY WE ARE HERE TO DISCuSS. HORNY. YOu MAY MISTAKENLY BELIEVE YOu ARE GOD’S (MY) GIFT TO THE WORLD. THAT RESPONDING. AS I HAVE MANY uNDERSTANDABLE TIMES IN THE PAST. “FuRIOuSLY JERKED OFF TO THIS”. “CuRRENTLY EDGING. BITCH”. OR “DO NOT STOP. DID I SAY YOu COuLD STOP? I WAS NOT FINISHED.” BuT AS THE ONLY SuCCESSFuL GRADuATE OF THE CALIBORN CHARM SCHOOL OF THOuGHT. FLIRTATION IS MORE NuANCED. THAN CRuDE. BuT OTHERWISE FAIRLY ACCuRATE. WORDS ON A SCREEN. LET YOuR FEELINGS BE TANTALIZING AND SLOW. LIKE A STAB WOuND. CONNECT WITH THE POST. RATHER THAN YOuR SHAMEGLOBES SPECIFICALLY. IS IT. RANDOM EXAMPLE. SISSY HYPNOSIS? THE PROPER ETIQuETTE. WOuLD BE TO STRESS HOW DEMuRE. AND uTTERLY DAZZLED YOu ARE. HOW YOu WISH YOu HAD A SKIRT LENGTH LONG ENOuGH. TO BuRY YOuR FEELINGS AND SHE/HER IN BIOLOGY-RELATED SHAME FOREVER. DO NOT CREATE AN OBLIGATION FOR ANOTHER HORNY SORT. THIS IS OVERLORDING. WHICH MANY FIND uNPLEASANT IF ANYONE BuT ME DOES IT. AND EVEN THEN. INSTEAD. STRESS HOW YOu HAVE AN OBLIGATION. A SHAMEFuL AND WRETCHED OBLIGATION. THAT THE TASTY SIGHTS YOu ARE SEEING. MAKE YOu SALIVATE. OR HIDE YOuR FACE. OR SMASH MANY KEYBOARDS IN SERVICE OF YOuR MESSAGE. I REALIZE MANY OF YOu. MOST OF YOu. AN ALARMING NuMBER OF YOu ACTuALLY. DO NOT. “GET SOME”. BuT HOPEFuLLY WITH THESE TECHNIQuES IN MIND. YOu CAN MAKE uP FOR WHAT YOu LACK IN EXPERIENCE. WITH CALIBORNENuINE CHARISMA. #NSFW #FORCEFEMME #HYPNOSIS #HORNY #ETIQuETTE #SILENCE #A-GRADuATE-OF-THE #CALIBORN-SCHOOL-OF-THOuGHT
DO I FALL DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS. AND SuFFER INCREASINGLY BRAIN JOSTLING INCREMENTS. OF MuLTIPLICATIVE BRAIN DAMAGE. TO WIND uP LIKE THE PERMANENT BuRN WARD VICTIM TO BE THAT IS @unhackabledottildeuath? OR DO WE HAVE ON OuR HANDS. SOME KIND OF FLIMFLAM. BITCH ASS. POSER IMPOSTER? I'M INCLINED TO BELIEVE THE LATTER. WHO THE FuCK FORGETS THE CONSTITuENT SHE/HERTERS CONTAINED WITHIN THEIR PERSONAL BEVVY OF BITCHES. THEIR ENTOuRAGE OF ENCuMBERED SWERVETuDES. THEIR CuNT SERVERS. I CAN FORGIVE. THE TAKE-A-DuMPY-IN-IT ASS BOWLER HAT. I CAN TOLERATE THE DISTENDED FuCKuGLY FACIAL MORPHING. I CAN EVEN HANDLE THE. I HAVE NO MOuTH. BuT STILL GOT SHIT TO SCREAM. WAXED OVER NOSTRILS. FREAKISH. BuT NO DIFFERENT. THAN SEEING MY FAVORITE SIMPSONS CHARACTER. IN REAL LIFE. THIS IS THAT. BuT LESS FuNNY. EVEN THOuGH THIS. ALLEGED ME. HAS ALL THE HALLMARK SIGNS. OF A HATER. A WANNA BE ME WANNABE WHO WANNA BE ME SO BAD. IT MAKES HIM LOOK STuPID. ANTITHETICAL. TO ALL THINGS ME. MIND YOu. SO REALLY. IT GIVES uP THE ACT RIGHT THERE. I COuLD EVEN TOLERATE. HIS BORDRLINE FETISHISTIC OBSESSION WITH MALT WHISKEY. uTTER SWILL. BY THE WAY. YOu COuLD CuRE A WOuND OF INFECTION. WITH THE MEDICINAL ASS TASTE. OF YOuR STANK FuCKING BREATH. REAL MEN DRINK BLOOD WINES. AND DON'T WHINE ABOuT THE HEADY AROMA. BECAuSE THEY ARE TOO FAMILIAR WITH IT. FROM SAVAGELY FuCKING BITCHES. BuT YOu WOuLD ACTuALLY FORGET @handMaid? YOu WOuLD NEGLECT. YOuR MAIN BITCH. YOu WOuLD TuRN YOuR BACK. ON NEO FEMINISM. WHAT KIND OF. MAMBY PAMBY. SHORT-SIGHTED. FECKLESS FuCKWIT DID YOu TuRN OuT TO BE. YOu GERIATRIC ASS CRAP APE. I OuGHT TO SHOVE THAT STOOGIE. uP YOuR ASS. AND EXTINGuISH IT. ON YOuR PERPETuALLY TEMPORALLY LOCKED PROSTATE. uNTIL YOu REEL. KEEL OVER. AND DIE. LIKE A CARTOON CHARACTER. WITH X LETTERS ON YOuR EYES. AND SMOKE COMING OuT FROM EACH EAR. I WILL NEVER FORGET THE BITCHES. I'M TOO FORWARD THINKING. AND MY FORWARD. MY FuTuRE. IS FILLED WITH LOADS OF BITCHES. AND THOSE LOADS? I PuT THEM THERE. CERTIFIED SEX HAVER. CALIBORN. RuLER OF ALL. TRuE APOTHEOSIS MADE REAL. YOu ARE NOTHING BuT A BLuEPRINT FOR A STAGE THAT HAS NOT EVEN BEEN SET YET. AN uNWANTED GLIMPSE AT A GHOST OF SHITMAS FuTuRE. AND uNFORTuNATELY FOR YOu. THAT BOY WITH A LIMP WAS MIGHTY INSPIRATIONAL. THERE. I SAID IT. NOW GET THE FuCK OuT OF MY DMs, @flightyBroad . #NSFW #CALIBORN-FOR-GREATER #CALBDESTINED-FOR-MORE #WAIT-I-GOT-IT #CALIBORTED-THIS-ENGLISH-CALIBORTION #THERE-WE-GO #MuCH-BETTER