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my shadow clone could beat the shit out of your shadow clone

ok so like callie explained this vacillation 2 me once but i STILL kinda dont get it..... is it rly that weird? bc i feel like jane and i do it all the time :oo

#MeNTheBffsieVacillate #LuvVacillatingWBestie yusssss

this shit isnt normal mama idk what the fuck goin on
You wouldn't let me be Uncle Hal to your future offspring? Damn.

U FRIGGIN DUNDERNUT IM MAD BECAUSE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE IN THIS TOGETHER!!! THATS EXACTLY WHY!!!!
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I have been alerted by Jake that there are numerous posts calling for my immediate social execution on grounds of unfair judgment. However, these posts have been made by mouth breathers whom I have barricaded from my feed for the sake of my own sanity and/or general disdain for exposed genitalia. IF you are reading this, possibly through a companion or a burner account, I may consider unblocking you if at some random interval I review your profile and you no are no longer suffocatingly annoying. Carry on!






