♦ pitied by @theophanicGorgias

Just when one is to 8elieve the Orphaner is at the 8ottom of the 8arrel, he is smitten with the magical leprechauns.
Is it contro\/\/ersial for a troll t'think that th'other species just sort of look better? E'en the green little fellas. Hell, the chess things too. I'unno. Maybe t'is just seein' trolls all m'life, somethin' ne\/\/\/\/ is interestin'. Any\/\/\/\/ay, species rankin' list comin' soon.

WHERES THE RECHITT BUTTON FOR THIS

Another would-be assassin apprehended at headquarters and now my coffee is taking forever. The in-house appearifier simply does something odorous to beverages that I prefer to go without. Nothing is as good as coffee hand-delivered by a sweating intern with flapping tie and grass-stained shoes.

its bc u drank that martini earlier
The keys are in your hand, my dude. The bars are in your mind.

WHAT!

guys wouldnt it be crazy if there was a timeline that was like i was a guy & dirk was a chick and so on





