♦ pitied by @theophanicGorgias
calling it. i could let it keep on keeping on, but i think wved all be happier (besides meenah) if meenahs the one wvho movwes on this round. trust me. next up. wvell, vwe already savw wvhy you should vwote for either candidate. jane crocker up against the handmaid. #cronusbabeoff! bouncy, bodacious, a real boss bitch, janey crocker herself! the maid wvith the most, shes got plenty of junk in her trunk, and the business acumen to buy you out if you hawve anything bad to say about it. dont think just because shes a life player shes a healslut. she, uhh... she scares me. and then wvevwe got the handmaid, alternias vwhore-er, the shame of beforus, servwant of time and friend o mine! wvhat a wvoman! you wvant some timestop? shes got you cowvered. time clones? easy. you vwanna get covwered? shes got you covwered. and the #contraptions. oh the contraptions. and the #doohickeys. phewv. she, uhh... she scares me. lifemaid wvs handmaid, let the wvoting begin! #nsfwv <3 or <> for janey <3< or c3< for handy
None are gettin' m'gills ye fuckin'... y'kno\/\/\/\/ \/\/\/\/hat. Ne\/\/ermind. I ain't feedin' int'this anymore. Ye ain't e'en m'kismesis.
Just when one is to 8elieve the Orphaner is at the 8ottom of the 8arrel, he is smitten with the magical leprechauns.
Is it contro\/\/ersial for a troll t'think that th'other species just sort of look better? E'en the green little fellas. Hell, the chess things too. I'unno. Maybe t'is just seein' trolls all m'life, somethin' ne\/\/\/\/ is interestin'. Any\/\/\/\/ay, species rankin' list comin' soon.
WHERES THE RECHITT BUTTON FOR THIS
finally found that fucking bum.
Ooh... I see... It's one of those 'after dark' hours site isn't it?
keep being you, roxz.
Another would-be assassin apprehended at headquarters and now my coffee is taking forever. The in-house appearifier simply does something odorous to beverages that I prefer to go without. Nothing is as good as coffee hand-delivered by a sweating intern with flapping tie and grass-stained shoes.
its bc u drank that martini earlier
The keys are in your hand, my dude. The bars are in your mind.
WHAT!
guys wouldnt it be crazy if there was a timeline that was like i was a guy & dirk was a chick and so on