♦ pitied by @tipsyGnostalgic

its posisble to be effervescently happy and also feel like a giant piece of ur soul was ripped violently out of ur body and ran through a blender at the same time btw #violence #angst

Drat. I missed the #bonfireparty.
i am gayer than everyone here, AND I LOVE BEING GAY!!!! #gayasf #homosexual #pride
yeah and i AM evil john egbert, not fucking fatty can't tie his laces up john egbert
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN BY THIS?! why are you doubting me, i'm super strong

I have awoken. https://media.tenor.com/Ahca3ENTpcYAAAAM/rose-lalonde-mad.gif
what do you mean its tuesday? it feels eay more like monday than tuesday

come to think of it, it *is* a bit shamefUl i can't even break warp. i'm a grown cherUb, dammit, i oUght to be spanning lightyears in minUtes! U~U #vent

hm. okay i caught the imps just peeking into my windows. i don't know if they're looking for snacks or what their motivation is!
I have a crush on Minerva, the Exalted Lightsworn. Hopefully, she doesn't see this.

maybe it is a good thing ive been busy nursing a hangover.

D --> I am going to give myself a task so that I have reason not to 100k at the dash for a bit D --> Does anyone want more songs that I think would suit them #equiustunes

i literally submitted the badass muscle wizard but i GOTTA vote for gandalf! im so sorry surtinott
i know. 😔 i keep forgetting and having to edit the tags in afterward. 😔

john egbert i know what u are
TABLET UP DATE. PUTTING IT IN THE MICROWAVE, DID NOT HELP AT ALL. IN FACT, ALL IT DID WAS PRODUCE BLACK SMOKE AND A TERRIBLE SMELL, BEFORE LIGHTING ON FIRE. ALSO. IT STILL WILL NOT START. THE TECHNICIANS ON THIS SITE, ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE. HORRIBLE SERVICE. ZERO OUT OF TEN. NO STARS. SOME ONE TELL ME HOW TO MAKE THIS FUCKING THING START AGAIN. HTTPS://I.YTIMG.COM/VI/MQD_P6OUI-C/HQDEFAULT.JPG

Can always find out since you’ll be around the area, or so they tell me.
> can ya check 1f 1 left my 2tove runn1ng <
thnkxxx bbygrl i knu i cld cont on you
FARRKKKKKK MY STIXXXX!!!!
okay chittr here's how to make a bomb: step 1 [this chit has been taken down]

#nsfw shawty let me hit because i'm a god and she'd do anything i ask of her which creates a really uncomfortable dynamic and that's why i don't date civilians.
imb so freekin full oug .. sned help da midnite pastand pizzafeast combo is a KILLAR
I believe I am ill. #FeelingSickly #FeelingWeakAndBeautiful #FeelingVictorian #UnderTheWeather
i mean shit i definitely think it's close enough
fighting the allegations to let it be known i can eat chocolate !!!!! just.. in little amounts :(
Please do not try anything. https://i.imgur.com/rNhwiDa.png

aw dangit!

made pancakes and bacon and eggs and sausage for breakfast!!! thinking about doing hash browns too.
something something the yuri agenda must 8e maintained
I know. I'm getting them. I should be anyway. Why are they not showing on my client.
I should be ratioing that Zebruh guy. My Chittr seems bugged though. Where's the ratio.

-- gutsyGumshoe's car exploded! --

alm0st p0sted s0mething t00 #real f0r my chittr feed 00ps. anyway i'm n0 l0nger d0wn catastr0phic like i was earlier. f0r real this time. #nsfw #iguess

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You could just tag him.
IM TRYING!!! I cant figure the blasted pfp thing out!!
wait, is caliborn Using an alternate accoUnt to boost his own ranking? Ugh, i shoUld have known he woUld cheat...
:33 < gonna be kinda vulnerable here… i wish i had paws and fur all over for real i f33l like i was put in the wrong body and it makes me so sad that other trolls will only efur s33 me as the annoying autistic troll girl and not a cute mighty purrbeast with the sharpest claws don’t get me wrong, i love myself a lot! but sometimes i f33l like something just isnt right beclaws its hard to fit in and make furriends and maybe i wasnt meant fur troll society at all :((

bro thats what i get for tryin to do TTS
1325 pope hats because of this terrible economy im having to shut down my business i have OVER 1300 pope hats (replicas) that i REALLY need to get rid of the pope are a little too small for most adult heads and are also irritating to the skin so you would need to have long hair or wear a smaller hat underneath (just like the REAL POPE) dogs do not like to wear these pope hats but maybe a large cat or maybe a nice dog would wear one my dogs will not but they are not very nice and always hate being dressed up like for halloween when we tried to dress them up like batman but they became very very agitated and bit a neighbors kid i will lock the dogs up when you come get all of these pope hats my wife is a devout catholic and she finds the presence of all of these pope hats all over the house to be blasphemous i have pope hats in every closet pope hats under the sink pope hats full of other pope hats she will not stop talking to me about getting rid of the pope hats and has started lighting candles all over the house for my soul but these pope hats are extremely flammable so its a problem in my house (there are pope hats everywhere) i payed 10x what im asking for when i bought these pope hats i still think there is a market for them maybe when the economy turns around act NOW! dont miss this great deal i have 1,325 total (i counted this morning) 3 of them have some dog bites and one of them is burnt to a crisp but you can take that one or leave it bring 2-3 strong friends.























