♦ pitied by @tipsyGuy
pities and mediates... womp womp. :(
you know i think womp womp is helping me. i don't have to talk about the thing i'm thinking about, i just get to be disappointed about it. my mysteries...

HOW TF DO I MUTE A POST.

im such a menace i said random shit and it sounded like a threat.

fuck you.

LIL BRO DOESNT WANNA GET OUT OF THE CLOSET!!! >:(

I Have A Problem #substance

wwhen im havvin a shit day i can alwways count on chittr to make it wworse

my ass is literally avwesome. youre all just jealous freaks vwith unrealistic body expectations for men. this is vwhy beforus needs meninism, the female gaze is poisoning all your pans and making you ignore the beauty before you ie my ass.
in troll greece your indigo bodyguard wwill suddenly pull you into a cholerbear hug in public but since youre a socially awwkwward autistcel you stand there stiff as a board wwithout sayin anythin then the vvideo a you twwo hits the splinternet an suddenly evveryone an their lusus are throwwin gay accusations at you

-Eelmao

yeesh. i enjoy the rep and all, but vwere literally just some guys. i can say i lovwe lalondes because being like thats in my nature, but you saying something like this... i dunno. makes a fella think is all.

taking date applications. feel lucky to hawve such an opportunity. a nice, romantic date vwith yours truly.

Damn, I'm still kinda hungry and I've ate 2 sandwiches already today, guess not eating for 2 days cause of sickness leaves a guy kinda hungry.
Pika pika pika pika pika pika pika pika pika? Pika, pika. Pika pika Pikachu, pika.

Finally got over this fuckin' cold, it was really putting me through the works chittr.

I need 3 pities and one like on this chitt.

i dont wanna do that

hey. @canineRebel chicken butt.

-- sewerGator [SG] posted a video. -- [A shaky low quality video with a few lowbloods in a parking lot, laughing and seemingly making bets and light conversation between swigs of cheap alcohol as Gutter tries to get their attention. When most had their eyes on him, he handed off his bottle to one of his bandmates and then made some space... before absolutely fucking his attempt at a backflip, somehow landing right on his face. The crunchy audio peaks as his small group whoops and hollers, and the video ends after Gutter is lifted up, nose bleeding, a big goofy grin on his face. At least he doesn't seem upset he failed so spectacularly.]

lalondes are alvways saying this, i lovwe it.
Tr>gedy, to m>ke friends >nd miss them... my old se<dwelling friends. They've >ll surely been #devoured by the be>sts th>t dwell in the deep...




