♠ hated by @turntechGirlhead
but also now i have to picture his throbbing massive green body actually sitting in a theater, watching movies. and if i have to picture it, so does everyone else.
And now. Who was going to tell me that the Scarab bot is intelligent enough to hear me muttering to myself and take it upon itself to sent out a MASS ALERT TO HALF THE CABINET to inform them of my impending doom with coordinates attached? This of course culminated into half the office trying to get into my office as quickly as possible, as if I were bleeding out on the ground. I think I saw someone trying to climb in through the window. While I appreciate the dedication, THE DOOR WAS UNLOCKED. I now need a new door, as it has been ripped off it's hinges. Please just try to turn the knob next time.