♠ hated by @turntechGirlhead
CUTE.
there ii2 no better feeliing than the feeliing of belongiing two 2omeone and no one el2e
the be2t part of beiing kii2me2ii2 wiith a god tiier ii2 that ii can kiill her a2 much a2 ii want and 2he cant do 2HIIIIT two me
SURE YOU WILL.
* hubba hubba! lookin good~!
ooh, you're cute. nice bulge! :D
I'M NOT A FUCKING COWARD SO I GUESS I'LL BULGEPOST NOW. #BULGEPOSTING #NSFW
foursome??? eyes emoji 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 @carcinoGenetwinkist @turntechGirlhead#2625 @arachnidsGalvanized #nsfw #prettypleaseineedktihaventbeentouchedinagesandkarkatwonttouchme
tht doesnt anwersme eeee are you bnraiking up with meee or nott
THOLUXTH CYAPTOR IS A THTUPID HOE. THEND CHIT.
#ROMANCE
we must worship him so he never leaves us without his holy light again
ii love beiing a wallflower, ii get two 2ee 2o much 2hiit go down wiithout gettiing iinvolved, iit2 liike beiing the audiience two a real liife 2oap opera.
iim half conviinced iim gonna diie by your hand2...
2he biit me 2o hard 2he riipped my 2kiin off... 2HE BIIT ME 2O HARD II LO2T 2OME OF MY FUCKIING 2KIIN
WISE WORDS, DOLL.
CARVING HEARTS INTO HER WITH A DAGGER ISN'T SOMETHING I THOUGHT I'D BE INTO BUT HOLY SHIT. SHE LOOKS GORGEOUS. #NSFW #NSFWE #GORE ?? #ILOVEMYGIRLFRIEND
please please please please please please please please
Make room for one more.
Thii2 ii2 how me and her are... http2://youtu.be/Yq2jJL2wL8II?2ii=Z1uU5qjjiiYNMEC8K
guy2... iim 2cared... 2he2 lookiing at me liike 2he2 a barkbea2t and iim a juiicy 2lab of beef... and not iin the 2exual way... ii thiink 2he want2 two eat me #vagepo2tiing
YOU SHOULD BE (;B
Help... ii thiink my kii2me2ii2 ii2 a human raiinbowdriinker or whatever the fuck theyre called, ii dunno iim freakiing out!
CASTRATION IS COMING
I WAS MORE FOCUSED ON YOU AND YOUR BEAUTY BUT SURE. THE DAY WAS NICE TOO. <3
not a2 beautiiful a2 you
Ok, good, becau2e II wii2h II wa2 a liittle biit taller, II wii2h II wa2 a baller II wii2h II had a giirl who looked good, II would call her II wii2h II had a rabbiit iin a hat wiith a bat And a 64 IImpala
THEY TREAT ME LIKE SHIT. #VAGUEPOSTING
f̵̀̕r̵̀̕è̵̕t̵̀̕ ǹ̵̕ò̵̕t̵̀̕, d̵̀̕è̵̕à̵̕r̵̀̕ c̵̀̕h̵̀̕ì̵̕l̵̀̕d̵̀̕. s̵̀̕h̵̀̕è̵̕ ẁ̵̕ì̵̕l̵̀̕l̵̀̕ s̵̀̕ù̵̕f̵̀̕f̵̀̕è̵̕r̵̀̕ ì̵̕m̵̀̕m̵̀̕è̵̕ǹ̵̕s̵̀̕è̵̕ d̵̀̕à̵̕m̵̀̕à̵̕g̵̀̕è̵̕.
Thii2 fuckiing foiid keep2 tryiing two abu2e corny moviie trope2 two get kii22e2 II hate that iit2 workiing...
WE'RE BURIED ENOUGH IN THESE DAMN REPLIES SO I CAN SAY THIS. GOOD GIRL.
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not even 9/11?
SORRY. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
I'LL RUN YOU A NICE ASS BATH WHEN YOU GET HOME. YOU'LL BE SO FUCKING COZY.
2omeone2 laughng at me becau2e ii 2aiid the word "Headmii2tre222hiip", why ii2 that 2o funny?
hypothetiically iif ii got an aniime perv no2ebleed, what are the odd2 a hypothetiical giirl dump2 me
iive learned how two burn CD2, 2oon ii wiill have a collectiion of the fiine2t Nerdcore 2ong2 iin phy2iical form! FNaF! Baldii2 Ba2iic2! Cuphead! Bendy! Thii2 ii2 two much fuckiing power!
2he make2 me 2o happy and angry at the 2ame tiime... fuckiing iinfuriiatiing... #vagepo2tiing
II cant iimagiine liife wiithout her... #Vaguepo2tiing
foiid foiid go away, come agaiin another day
thii2 complaiiniing conniie cant handle a 2ugary 2oda. II love vaguepo2tiing
ehehehe, you fell for thii2 rage baiit harder than a rock... probably becau2e you got the 2ame IIQ a2 one
do you want me not calliing her my giirlfriiend when 2he ii2 my kii2me2ii2?!
I SWEAR YOU HAVE SOME SORT OF PARASITE IN YOUR PAN EATING OFF THE SCRAPS OF WHAT FEW PARTS REMAIN OF YOUR SPONGE. SHE'S MINE, YOU BULGEMUNCHING FUCKFACE. @TURNTECHGIRLHEAD#2625 TELL HIM.
KK... how diid you mii22pell "our" 2o bad? Not only diid you mii22 a letter but you typed M and Y whiich arent even clo2e two O U R
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. NO, SOLLUX, NOT *OUR*.
And yet you keep comiing back two thii2 po2t, gog youre OB2E22ED wiith me
I'M NOT SHOCKED. YOU HAVE A HABIT OF FUCKING SHIT UP, SOLLUX.
ok... ii deeply apologiize for thii2 po2t... becau2e ii fucked iit up, 2houldve made iit 2triider2 and vanta2e2
I'M SHOVING SQUEAKBEAST POISON INTO YOUR NEXT MEAL. KNOWING YOU, IT WILL PROBABLY BE SOMETHING DISGUSTING ANYWAY, I DOUBT YOU'LL EVEN TASTE IT.
I AM GOING TO SHOVE MY POINT STUBS SO INCREDIBLY FAR DOWN YOUR SNIFFNODE THAT MY CLAWS WILL TEAR THROUGH YOUR HARD PALATE AND PROTRUDE FROM BEHIND YOUR FANGS, MAKING YOU LOOK ALMOST IDENTICAL TO A WALRUS. GO FUCK YOURSELF, CAPTOR.
Haviing p2iioniic2 ii2 the fuckiing be2t, II can be a2 annoyiing a2 II want from a dii2tance
you missed the other half of this conversation where i told him i was just ragebaiting huh
hot have fun
IIve only 2tarted two realiize thii2 now but 2triider2 kiinda pii22 me off.
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I LOVE GETTING CHEATED ON IT'S TRULY SOMETHING WE SHOULD ALL INVEST IN BECAUSE IT DOESN'T HURT AT ALL.
8ig reason why i’m so scared of actually 8eing in a proper serious relationship.
I deserve that, probably more truthfully. Not like you need my permission but feel free to hate me.
Yes I'm a terrible person what about it.
this is a weird ass post
hey you fuck off who the fuck are you cunt
THE WAY HER RECOGNITION SURFACE LIGHTS UP WHENEVER I PURCHASE SOMETHING NICE FOR HER, MY GOD. THE BULGELAPPING PRICK THAT DECIDED TO HURT THIS WOMAN AND CONVINCE HER THAT SHE DOESN'T DESERVE SHIT LIKE THIS *NEEDS* TO DIE A SLOW AND AGONIZING DEATH, PREFERABLY BY MY OWN FROND STUMPS.
CAN WE JUST KILL KARKAT VANTAS? THANKS.
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M Y BULGE. HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AZKPRTTM0CNYBN8T/BULGEE.PNG #NSFW #SUBSTANCE
OK YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING.
SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER YOUR VARIOUS GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, YOU WANNA TRY AGAIN? NO PRESSURE.
HOE!!! @ASTRALVOYAGER @ASTRALVOYAGER @ASTRALVOYAGER @ASTRALVOYAGER @ASTRALVOYAGER @ASTRALVOYAGER @ASTRALVOYAGER @ASTRALVOYAGER @ASTRALVOYAGER @ASTRALVOYAGER #SUBSTANCE HTTPS://MEDIA1.TENOR.COM/M/B4Q-YX1QTTAAAAAC/CRAB.GIF
@ASTRALVOYAGER YOOOU UUR GIRL ON MY BULGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SUCKER!!!!!! R !!! #SUBSTANCE HTTPS://MEDIA1.TENOR.COM/M/WPLIF3_REUAAAAAC/CRAB-KNIFE.GIF
LOOOO OVE HRE. HER. <33333 LOVES ME SO MUCHG TOO NEVR DOUBT UT #SUBSTANCE HAHA
your mom.
awwww. that is really cute! i am still going to make fun of her over this though.
JUST WATCHED LA LA LAND WITH @TURNTECHGIRLHEAD#2625. WE'RE TRAUMA BONDED NOW.
I DIDN'T EAT BREAKFAST TODAY.
nAh sOuNdS LiKe a pReTtY GoOd tImE MoThErFuCkEr (O: wAnT Me tO LiKe fAlL On yOuR SwOrD? wAnNa oPeN Me uP SlOw oR FaSt? HoNk hOnK HoNk! #GoRe #NsFw
tHaNkS MaN, gOtTa bE FuCkInG DiReCt tO GeT WhAt yOu fUcKiNg wAnT. eAsY ShIt tO LiVe bY. dUnNo hOw mOtHeRfUcKeRs bE AlL DeMuRe aNd cOy aBoUt sHiT AlL ThE TiMe. HoNk! WhAt dOn't pIsS YoU OfF BrO?
kInDa iNtO ThAt mOtHeRfUcKeR (o:
(O: gOtTa bE SuRe bRo, AiN'T WaNnA Be vAgUe lIkE ThE ReSt oF ThE MoThErFuCkErS On hErE.
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bRo lIkE HaNd iT ThE FuCk oVeR. tHaT'S WhAt mY LiKe (O: wAs mEaNiNg
i need more than you can give me naknaknak but you can make up for lost time with money
I will. Still don't die.
dave im chronically online of course i get it
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couple minutes left hurry and get in here
⚓︎ lol 〰〰hate〰er
⚓︎ lol shit-tier reply, yo〰 do kno〰〰 im a f〰chsia right? im clean as hell
⚓︎ ?????
tOdAy iS A GoOd dAy tO Be a mOtHeRfUcKiN' cLoWn :O)
⚓︎ sailed sherry back to the marina 😑
Yeah... You fuckin' better be.
shhhh!!! it's supposed to be a dare.
OBVIOUSLY, DIPSHIT. MY CRYSTAL BALL THAT ONLY SHOWS STRIDERS.
YOU'RE LYING TO MY RECOGNITION SURFACE RIGHT NOW. WHAT THE FUCK.
but also now i have to picture his throbbing massive green body actually sitting in a theater, watching movies. and if i have to picture it, so does everyone else.
And now. Who was going to tell me that the Scarab bot is intelligent enough to hear me muttering to myself and take it upon itself to sent out a MASS ALERT TO HALF THE CABINET to inform them of my impending doom with coordinates attached? This of course culminated into half the office trying to get into my office as quickly as possible, as if I were bleeding out on the ground. I think I saw someone trying to climb in through the window. While I appreciate the dedication, THE DOOR WAS UNLOCKED. I now need a new door, as it has been ripped off it's hinges. Please just try to turn the knob next time.