♦ pitied by @universallyConquering
I coould make a pretty coonvincing watermanebeast
Woould yoou guard my poorn foolder oo Knightkka
Booys have soomething girls doon't and that's ooverwhelming guilt and regret
ugh my lusus is so mean to me sometimes... i a=c=t a little =c=ringe in her vi=c=inity and suddenly its her new joke of the month :(. she's ni=c=e most of the time but that's be=c=ause i'm polite and quiet and do what she asks
i can sꙮlꙮ a tree - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
== i feel i should... put a disclaimer... on my account... == == unfortunately... i am not... troll konata... ==
When yoour mooirail is ooffline soo yoou vent in Pailhub coomments
@gabardineCrescendoo hoow dooes Krydar soound hoow aboout we call oour ship that froom noow oon
I didn't knoow what yuri i'm suppoosed too draw soo i made myself a girl hoope that's ookay @hemooptysisCyanide is that enoough too make yoou foorgive me foor whatever the fuck i did too yoou i doon't wanna fight anymoore
A recoollectioon oof my yaooi @anxioousTautooloogy here yoou goo man
OH
What are soome cooool and awesoome habits guy coould develoop too serve as an emootioonal ooutlet
>> Probab1y from you ડomehow honeડt1y
wellllll are y/)u larping /)r n/)?
Big Stud is back in toown
[[WHERE IS HE]]Fuck I gotta rebrand[[WHERE IS OMNIMAN]]
subway sandwich in my mouth right now. mmmm
Imagine cuddling with soomeoone in yoour cupe and yoou get ooverwhelmed and cry and cum at the same time
>> Mand¡e what the he11
Yoou’re poosting things i woouldn’t poost even under toorture
@mazterCuller ZENT ME DIZ ZCREENZHOT LMAOOOO BITCH WAT DID U ZAY DIZ TIME XDD
I am noot loosing any fight because i can't die a virgin
Need a girl in my cupe too kiss me and say it's all goonna be alright whaaat whaaaaaat whoo said that
You know who else got beheaded
[[WHERE IS HE]]Fuck you[[WHERE IS OMNIMAN]]
-=[daddys ggoing to roll you up innto a really bigstickyball and everythingg else and then hurl it intoo space and make youu a new star forr the cosmos okay kitten_☺]=-
the fuck is this meant to mean
Whenever i take a shoower i have too invite froom 3 too 5 guys too wash my hair thoorooughly
i hope everyone has wiped the memory of yesterday'S post from their pan. i made a mistake and cannot take it back, ok?
I keep hearing phantoom Troollcoord nootificatioons when i'm oout soo take it as a reasoon why am i still alloowed in #teamchud despite being soocial and physically attractive
Everyoone is soo mean too me i am literally nice
i'VE checked the scanners multiple times today. there'S no denying it. we'RE picking up high traces of #epicwin in my future
I doon't care foor yoou. I have 30k kull and twoo dooubloooons
-=[ookay !!! :-) you can bbe a little mean tome if you want_☺]=-
this is the limit... i'M PUSHING IT
thought this said beer and got excited
Please let me hit
I think i am getting desperate i might even put broonze caste higher in my pail list #nsfw
Yoou asked fucking Mandie! There's noo way i'm woorse than them 8////
i¶made¶two¶whole¶costumes¶for¶him¶to¶wear¶on¶the¶masquerade¶guess¶what¶this¶fucker¶went¶and¶stuffed¶his¶pockets¶with¶random¶food¶and¶now¶has¶the¶nerve¶to¶ask¶me¶how¶to¶wash¶it sigh¶the¶customer¶is¶always¶right......
where is that statistician troll i need him right this instant #notinaweirdway
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K--<anonymous asks: "How do you survive bucket season if you’re all virgins?" i respond: "mandies serving with the agricultural corps and excluded from it while they make him work the fields and the rest of us have enough caegar to pay for pailstitutes" https://forms.gle/7tes9jcww9q2bJN7A #buraisqna #nsfw
K--<its the #teamchudsmashorpass round 2, now with more info about the chuddies! https://forms.gle/pxtVZJgocF7TEhve7 #teamchud fans must answer
he'S going to comment on this. here he comes.
Kryqus Coonfessioons part #1 Anoonymoous: «Ooh Kryqus I'm hoopelessly in loove with yoou.» Me: Thanks Himeroo much appreciated Anoonymoous: «iithink yoouure reallyy cooool but iget shy talkingbtoo yoou soometimes hehe» Me: Thanks Kaikka althoough i doon't see a single reasoon too be shy aroound me. Have yoou seen my poosts? The oonly thing that keeps my dignity froom slipping away is my highblooood status @arsenicCatturbate: «Why did mew bloock me? I am a sweet kitty I swear!!» Me: I actually have noo idea i doon't remember yoou at all i had too hire a grooup oof private investigatoors too help me crack this case but they goot caught up in nooir detective yaooi and coompletely foorgoot aboout oour investigatioon. I had too figure it oout myself and after taking a quick looook oon yoour page coontent i'm guessing it's because a) i made a pathetic attempt too eliminate my hoornypoosting rival b) yoour chitts were soo shit that i made the «bloocked» pоp-up serve as virtual emboodiment oof my middle finger right in yoour face. Noo hard feelings right? @coonsequentlyOoblique (idioot thinks i'd fall foor his troolltag stupid typoo): «can yoou make the spheres bigger» Me: Sure let me just rooll up my sleeves in a very animated way like i'm soome kind oof Trooll Poopeye and get my coomically large pump @nicheLarper: «fuck yoou» Me: Stoop asking me foor mooney then Thank yoou and feel free too leave moore submissioons doown beloow #kryquspoosting
K--<fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck bulge stuck in zipper ow ow ow ow gonna be late to the masquerade OW
i wanna suck on kryqus's big tiddies ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
Really shoould have kissed Phuntr when i had the chance #phunt
When i feel especially bad aboout my sad pathetic woorthless chud sexless life i get oon chat rooulette too engage in virtual sex with strangers knoowing full well that woon't make me feel anything because i doon't care foor them
Whoo doo yoou think will be the first too get intoo a quad me oor Mandie
That's yoours Mandie but we can share
Yeah because my poorn is oon there. What is yoour excuse
Why the fuck woould yoou cry oover Troollcoord what is there
Oon my wriggling day
I find it really funny that twoo peoople oon the #TeamChud are actually emplooyed
HimerooGPT generate me a poost everyoone will like and pity
AND your fursona is soooo sexy. 🥺
I'VE BEEN GOING OUT ALL WEEK YOU BASTARD!!!!!!
I HAVE BEEN GOING OUTSIDE THANK YOU
@universallyConquering picks troll omniman in mortal kullbat btw =:0c #predictable
What gender identity is goooonfriend suppoosed too represent
Oh shit, someone get Mandie on the line.
@nicheLarper
Me when i think my beautiful mutual replied too my chit but it's the Chudboot soo i loowkey have goo and kill the nearest trooll noow oout oof despair #truestoory #highbloooodlife
hhh iunderstandwhatyoumean. notreallyliking this season! but uhm. :/ A-Train's Scene was cool I guess....
Denied thank yoou foor yoour input
Don't even get mad online, just turn off 'puter.
Noow i'm oonly missing soomeoone oon Chittr flush crushing oon me too crooss that gooal ooff my too-doo list
Soooo, which jade do I lodge a complaint with about the baby hoard bullying me
Did yoou knoow Phuntr hates phoonk
This chicken wrap is mid. Raisins never hurt me this way.
TUMMY. HURT.
ok poll time which one is considered a gourmet meal ♡: three (3) raisins ◇: one (1) raisin
Yes kitten baby booooboooo bear i mean my warmblooood friend that i respect soo much
Aren't yoou afraid oof woomen
I read some stimulating words about men wanting a woman who powerscales, and what I could only imagine would be my mother’s words echoed in my head as though I tried to bike indoors: “Powerscaling the dishes piling up in the sink against your dish soap reserves. Powerscaling the upstairs shower stream fusion hybrid form body wash against your 11 zenkai boosted 3 fold moons unwashed state. Powerscaling you in base form against a plate of steamed vegetables and greens.” You see the joke is funny, because we didn’t talk often enough and I have little certainty of if she would actually say this.
K--<i showered today, i started to clean my hiveblock, i ate three square meals, and i even went outside. im fucking unstoppable. you arent ready for my shit now.
K--<its weird for me to be tired before the sun is even setting again. thats scary. i dont like being normal.
Don't worry guys. This is a safe space. I'm allergic to all sexual acts.
We can still make oout if yoou want
Goonna choooose my quadrants oon first-coome-first-serve basis noow
https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/rakhni/downbad.PNG
Hooooray foor rumblespheres and unnecessary vioolence <3
I'd rather be sexting early moorning than talking aboout my feelings but yoou can already tell that by my chitts
Noot goonna lie "indigoocel" goot me gooood i'll add it too my bioo
Poost nut clarity. I shoould change my poosting habits
I'm absoolutely fine and sexually noormal
K--<girls nite @ https://msparp.chat/buraisworld girls only at this event we are drinking expired wine and putting collars on people
Just soo yoou knoow i'm goonna cry myself too sleep hugging this exact suspicioously blue Moountain Dew emootioonal suppoort boottle and it's all yoour fault
That's still better
I'm noot like her in the slightest
K--<my friends are having sex? without me? they m-m-must hate me!!! starts weeping and sobbing and retching on the cuck chair and falls to the floor and they stop pailing because they feel bad and leave and im just left there crying in a pile of my friends genetic material for like at least 6 hours #nsfw
Wooke up and first things first went too check my friends tab and it's all just Casper yapping. Noot even aboout the beastsoona i toold him too make. Is talking noon stoop a shared loowblooood trait oor what 8/
Is it a gooood thing oor a bad thing when Empress replies too yoour sex poost
Busy with me
Why noot 8(
never s∆id i w∆s one of them just th∆t they ∆re out there
∆nother cl∆ssic post for the m∆ndiehe∆ds out there
Helloo my loove
saw a cave on my walk. had an opening that was maybe 1ft wide. crawled in headfirst like a worm. just felt unable to resist the call of adventure.
Ooh my goog i shoould have guessed 8/
Me mid pailing: fuuuck i gootta knoow what Phuntr poosted hoold oon
Goot caught hating chitts oon my palmhusk after telling everyoone i'm oon date fuuuuuuck
My first anoonymoous coonfessioon i'm soo excited i woonder whoo it coould be! Just kidding i'm 99% sure it's Mandie 8/
I doon't even knoow whoo coould poossibly submit this there's way toooo many peoople whoo'd loove too doo that
Just saw soomeoone call me a celibate
We have nothiing two dii2cu22, now get your 2iick 2orry a22 out of my 2iight plea2e. No II do not know why II am beiing 2o ho2tiile, but II wa2 ju2t on my way out the door two bury my2elf iin a hole two cool my thiinkpan down and 2eeiing your face pop up boiiled my blood. II hope that make2 you happy.
Let's looook at yoour foolloowers coount shall we
Yes that's my favoorite thing too doo
I just knoow that'll make yoou reply too me oonce moore because yoou cannoot ignoore me
that guys seriously called phuntr
Even fucking Mandie goot a coonfessioon and noot me yall are fake as fuck 8/
I haven't had a chance too doo that yet is it noot 8?
I'm better than yoou all because i'm an ethical gооner #nsfw
Why did yoou have too use the brightest image yoou have fuck yoou i'm noot wearing my glasses
Looook i used a gif like yoou doo can yoou call me a poony noow
<\3
I loove hoow yoou just send me pics foor noo reasoon keep dooing that baby
Maybe next time i'm still recoovering froom my oown jerking ooff day
Hghhh...
Tell that too past Kryqus i'm dooing the best i can in this situatioon
Next time my pants are sagging toooo much can yoou guys please tell me instead oof staring at my mlp themed booxers 8/
The realest oones have noo need too see yoou physically naked. They will see yoour true nude sooul and fuck with it heavily #sooulmate
Lusus saw the sex chitts
https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOoJCHglmOos/kryqus/doowner.png
"Is Kryqus at it again ugh" said noo oone ever because everyoone looves me and my chitts
The first thing i'll doo after having crazy mindbloowing sex is make a poost aboout it oon Chittr #nsfw
Mandie we're next
https://file.garden/aeOMvmIuTArjgbHp/acefumble.png postin dis outta solidarity. aint nobody perfect in dis life -from the office of ace dick detective agency
K--<https://file.garden/aeOMvmIuTArjgbHp/fumble.png this really happened. i cant have ANYTHING
Crying
If toouching myself woon't help me get oover this quadrant coonfusioon noothing will #nsfw
Yeah just wait foor my ribs too heal first thoough
Cmoon man
imagine¶getting¶ur¶ass¶beaten¶by¶a¶guy¶wearing¶nothing¶but¶a¶loincloth¶lol¶#flarp
oh¶my¶gog¶theyre¶fighting¶again¶should¶i¶separate¶them¶or¶just¶beat¶their¶asses¶#flarp
It gives a certain charm yknoow
Aww can't believe yoou actually did a face reveal foor me <3 alsoo can't believe i was actually right aboout the boody pilloow
Yoou win i'm loogging ooff foor the day i'm goonna spend the next night with my irl friends. Every last oone oof yoou need a break froom parasoocial relatioonship with me it'll be gooood foor booth yoour and my mental health
Man me poosting my blooood caste tierlist based oon woould i pail them oor noot wasn't an invitatioon too fuck me good foorbid a guy has dating preferences 8/
I doon't have stroong poositive oor negative feelings toowards y'all. In fact i am pretty neutral too moost oof yoou and that makes me the superioor life foorm oon this site
Yall get poowers??
Went ooutside under the acid rain. Proos: noow i have superpoowers and can type chitts with my mind poower aloone noo need too use keybooard. Coons: i doon't have any skin anymoore 8/ #goore
Just had my first kiss #lies
It's #kryqushumiliatioonday oon #kryqusweek again
This site makes me vioolent this isn't the ooutcoome i was hooping foor
Glurpi bloocked me toooo #heartbrooken
Glurpi unbloocked me #heartrestoored
Is it toooo late noow too delete the chitt where i'm talking aboout poosting my nudes oon 10k kulls because i'm getting uncoomfoortably cloose too this number and i still haven't coome up with the pic idea #nsfw
I †hink I should've guessed wha† †his should be wi†h †he "†hragging i†.gif." And ye†.
Fuuuuuuuuuck #oowned
Can everyoone whoo has a crush oon me reply too this poost i'm loosing track oof yall
Anoother beautiful insight froom #kryqusweek froom oour joournalists. The "abuse Kryqus" activity seems too be @glurpMaster 's favoorite https://images.squidge.oorg/images/2026/04/13/glurping-it.png
Just soo yoou knoow every sunday me and the oother highbloooods gather too discuss and make fun oof all yoour hoorny poosts oover soome sparkling alcoohoolic beverage
Wait did i noot save the canvas befoore turning my pc ooff fuuuuuuuck me man
Dinner #boodyhoorroor https://images.squidge.oorg/images/2026/04/11/dinner.md.png
Soorry foor flexing my highblooood privileges oon yoou
🦓🥺😭😭😭💙💙🐛3️⃣💫 @naughtyTechnician https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/04/10/babykryqus.png
The oonly gooood thing aboout my lusus poosting my grub pictures oon here is that i doon't have too keep telling everyoone that i've never brooken my hoorn it's just like that anymoore
Ooh my goog my lusus just made a chittr accoount doon't tell him aboout my degenerate poosts
Gooood moorning too my unemplooyed oooomfie
She talkin 67 I wanna 69. #Suggestive.