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firstly since when are you hispanic
No need to worry, The Lash is the peak of all things, health included.
omigosh i was wondering when the chess ppl (/, affectionate) were gonna show up n now look whos there!!! #godblessthemailservice
THE PROPAGANDA MACHINE CONTINUES TO RIP IT'S WAY THROUGH OUR HISTORY. AS MORE AND MORE OF OUR PAST GETS PAINTED FUCHSIA IT'S IMPORTANT TO CATALOG AND PRESERVE WHAT YOU CAN. DO NOT LET THEM ERASE US. THIS IS IMMEDIATE AND ACTIONABLE. MAY MY DISCIPLES WRITE TO PRESERVE THE TRUTH OF OUR PAST.
My fellow Alternians, rest assured, I have been informed that the CDC was able to vaccinate the Amporas. While the blowgun was difficult to aim underwater, my elite team of scientists were able to get them.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ https://open.spotify.com/track/7daHxZRL8HdkJOnQq8otHx?si=2cf32adbc5ea498c ]
LLittle ccat nnap https://file.garden/acG3rgA0vHdP6CnE/Untitled206_20260216175210.png
🍌- CALLOUT POST FOR KING K. ROOL HE STOLE MY BANANA HOARD AGAIN!!! WHEN WILL IT GET OLD FOR HIM??? If you see that WORTHLESS crocodile LET ME KNOW!!! I need to punch him into next sweep!!!
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*SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY* Scouting a potential roommate! Offering a choice selection from the english manors sprawling estate (attached photograph is just one of the many options available please contact me about themed habitats) and unhindered access to all proclivities that may take place on the property. Those with prospective interest must know that boons are of little importance to a member of earth-cs shining pantheon but i will be requesting a preemptive deposit to avoid any villains slipping through the cracks to completely sack my joint. Apply below! I will peruse your online going ons and if i like what i see we will be in contact shortly. Im quite an excellent host and im already tapping my heels together to get to know you. (Guest is responsible for any tidying up by applying you waive your right to trial if injuries are incurred during your clean up time.) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/96780724ed2c.jpg

Strange visions are befalling me. #SurfsUp.
ʚ♡ɞ OMGZ!!! IM LIKE SO BORED!!! LIKEEE!!!! TOTALLY reply to my message and ill likeee assign you a chia pet!!!! YAYZ!!! ʚ♡ɞ
eye. twitches. comically. in anger.
clownphobia is real :((((((( they r jsut silly guys who honk and play w balloosn

S.o°da fun fact: The 23 flav.o°rs .o°f D.o°cterr.o°r Pepper are widely the.o°rized t.o° be culla cherry, lic.o°rice, amarett.o°, alm.o°nd, vanilla, blackberry, apric.o°t, caramel, pepper, anise, sarsaparilla, ginger, m.o°lasses, lem.o°n, plum, .o°range, nutmeg, cardam.o°n, all spice, c.o°riander juniper, birch, and prickly ash. F.o°ll.o°w f.o°r m.o°re fun s.o°da facts #s.o°da
One Like Is Enough To Do Summ I Was Already Gonna Do L O L L L L L look Upon My Magnificence And Weeeeeeeeep!!! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/446245099865899009/1480145368128815214/image.png?ex=69c3b44b&is=69c262cb&hm=4537f7a20e157da54a8f895a5ecf4509901fc0f5cdd5c33ef12ee0885f46b331&
prescription: murder (1968) | columbo personally i really like this tv movie! as an introduction to the character of columbo i think it overall does pretty well, even if it is a little disconcerting to see him well groomed compared to his other appearances as columbo! i like the way the murder is set up by dr. flemming, as well, and i think all of the acting is done well. gene barry was a great choice to portray dr. flemming! overall i think prescription: murder is a wonderful introduction to columbo and i am very glad that it was popular enough to spur on the tv show afterwards! 8/10.
This Chitt Is Everything To Me Man
ANOTHER DAY. ANOTHER MASTER PIECE. THIS ONE CALLED "VICTORY OVER THE DISGUSTING BITCH." BEHOLD. THE STRENGTH OF IT. THE ARTISTRY. REPRESENTING PERHAPS, ONE OF MY PROUDEST MOMENTS, AND GREATEST VICTORIES. MURDERING MY ADOMIDABLE, AWFUL, HORRIBLE BITCH OF A SISTER @URANIANUMBRA. THERE FORE ACHIEVING VICTORY IN OUR GAME. HOO HOO HOO. HAA HAA HAA. EXCELLENT MEMORIES. ANOTHER BAD ASS MOMENT, BY YOURS TRULY. THE ULTIMATE MAN GAKA. #GORE #VIOLENCE #BADASS #FUCKINGAWESOME #AWESOME #GOESHARD #THEMAN #IAMTHEMAN #THEMAN #THE #MAN #GORE #GORE #BLOOD #TEETH #BLOODEVERYWHERE #ALPHA #ALPHAMALE #ULTIMATEMANGAKA #MANGAKA #MANGA #CHAIN #BITINGMYOWNLEGOFF #LEG #CHAIN #ART #AMAZINGART #AWESOMEART #BADASSART #INCREDIBLEART #OUTSTANDINGART #NOHATERS #DEADSISTER #SISTERKILLER #KILLER #FUCKINGBADASS #BADASS #AMAZINGINCREDIBLEART #KICKASSART #MANGA #MANGAART #ANIMEART #MUSCLES #MASCULINITY #BLOOD #DEATH #LORDENGLISH #THEMAN #IAMTHEMAN HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/74CC7B32E3C5.PNG
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do you think they have troll wendys
you should All tell me whAt your fAvorite celestiAl object is. mine is the humble white dwArf. there's something beAutiful About the glittering remAins of A mAin seQuence stAr. despite it All there is beAuty, even After you think All is lost.
https://i.imgur.com/c9UV7BM.png :33< did this one sw33ps ago at this point but i still think it looks good :))
My apologies, Mr. Vantas.
YAOI THIS YURI THIS I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS NEW ONE I CAME UP WITH YUKI
y - you a - are o - often i - in situ8tions where you kiss boys and thats fuckin awesoMe
Yuri, yaoi, you guys need to open up that book bound in flesh that sits in the back of your closet and let it tell you things the government doesn't want you to know.
°0 Come to the goredome, I will offer very painful limb breaks in exchange for groveling. (3-) 0°
I will. Shoot him a message soon. Other Highbloods. Already know me. Since I am his manager and assistant. I will hope. For the best. Thank you.
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How. Do I go about. Trying to break things off. With my Purpleblood boss. Any advice. Is welcome.

> S1NCE WHEN D1D L1KE 20 PE0PLE F0LL0W ME 1'M N0T THAT 1NTEREST1NG
i b3t clowns pail crazy styl3 lik3 i wond3r if it honks if you gi<3 it a squ33z3 #nsfw
okay um. sum guy is talking about the moon being cheese rn. that's crazy and it makes me hungry.
#nsfw this got mE jumping around likE that silly tigEr from winniE thE pooh https://filE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/imagEn_2026-03-24_145944860.png
I DONT BELIEVE IN THE MOON I THINK ITS JUST THE BACK OF THE SUN!

"im going to fuck you silly" okay im going to fuck you serious. im going to fuck you professional. #nsfw
Can never be too safe..! (' o ' ❀) If your eyes feel like they're throbbing it might be to late for you.. (' . ' ❀)
Of courzze it will! I can have zzome zzhipped over right away — we're having a zzpecial right now! Zzend payment to my account =::]
Howdy! I reckon it’s about time I went and made myself one a’ these
Would honey bee of any uzze? =::]

> b0red wh0 wants t0 ask me dumb sh1t
if i have to watch my coworker suckinm up to the boss cause they thinmk shes cute for onme more seconmd im goinm to fuckinm lose it
ITS BISCUITS HERE WITH ANOTHER TIP FROM THE DRIP! IN A PINCH YOU CAN HIT PEOPLE WITH JUST ABOUT ANYTHING HARD ENOUGH TO KNOCK THEM OUT! A CAKE A WAFFLE IRON A PILLOW A 2x4 A TITANIUM ROD A GOLF CLUB YOU CANT DO THIS WITH NON FROZEN OXYGEN THOUGH IT JUST DOESNT WORK FOLLOW FOR MORE #DIRPTIPS!
morning! not really a good morning but its a morning!
:33< s33 my suggestions are good fur something
:33< s33 thats not only betpurr its more fun!
abt to start speakifn frenchnin this bitch je ne sais quoi or sme shit
⟡ A finished couture party outfit for one of our olive clients. https://images2.imgbox.com/bb/f8/o8fvzjTp_o.png ⟡

> 0kay c00l 1'm n0t the 0nly 0ne m1sread1ng 1t l1ke that
:33< no but it fur sure means mewre a purrfurt too
:33< do i have to yell at mew to hear what i typed? :33< okay I MISSREAD IT AS CLIT AS IN A PURRT OF MEWMAN ANYATAMEOW!!!!! :33< jegus christ mew can read i know mew can i purromise mew can! #nsfw

In the spirit of the aformentioned celebration, what are /you/ bringing to the shindig? I myself will be hosting the party.
:33< im furking on my shipping wall but efurry time i s33 that somebody liked my chitt i misread it horribly as somebody liking my clit :// #nsfw

they need to hurry up and invent pinned posts on here.
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