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>>>(Many) applicants >>>(All) the same height, weight, skillset... >>>(Generally), same experience and education >>>(Only) one position to fill >>>(Only) (One) has the right look
Well they could take it anywhere else and i wouldnt mind nearly as much!
STOP SENDING ME THIS IMAGE.
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S9metimes tagging is f9r search 9ptimizati9n. TW: #N9CrimesC9mmitted
unorthodox breakfast but 8/10 points.
oh yeah, its all coming together... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0df0e589fdaa.png
a bard is gonna wvait for a seer to remember the goddamn deal #vwagueposting
a disturbance...
yeah though, wvewve got wvhat? meenah, not as juicy as id like unless you hawve some input, probably bundle a bunch of the alternian uses together, condy gets her owvn post, maybe rankmaid? then like, maybe a handful of special mentions? dunno! im all aural ducts.
(=^･⩊･^=) < I S33 YOU PAWLSO LIKE BEING PURRAISED BY MY MEOWSTER.~
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 1: rose lalonde #nsfwv #nsfvwe #substance #dubcon #cagttl first in my kinda arbitrary order is rose lalonde, rosie, blondie, cutest babe to evwer scovwl at me. trunkbeast in the block, yeah youre gonna need one into dudes, but thats more common that youd think. wveirdly more common than some of the other gals into gals, ewven. second point of order, roses are freaks. ewvery single one, iwve newver met one that isnt. this means that youvwe got an in, but not necessarily an easy one. youvwe gotta prowve to her that you can provwide wvhat her owvn fucked up pan vwants. usually this means dealing wvith her lusus issues. she wvants a masculine figure to giwve control to so that she can pretend like she isnt messed up about mommy. her loss is your gain. theyre also usually drinking too much of the seer juice, so doing stuff they vwouldnt expect is a good in. that or shes drinking the soporifics, dont see this one super often, but the vway to take advwantage of that is obwvious. wvhatewver it is, just position yourself as someone she can giwve control to. a fawvorite line of mine is "wvhos gonna believwe me anyvways?" my personal fawvorite is the "oh no please dont" style rose. this is the one that showvs off wvhat shes got, puts herself into situations, but acts frosty anywvays. think of her like a meovwbeast. you cant come on too quick, you gotta let her come to you, figure out vwhat she wvants. a good compliment vwill usually set her off in the right wvay, preferably something crass as possible to immediately get her off-balance. tits or ass wvorks, though some vwont be impressed by that, so get creatiwve! once youwve got her on the defensiwve you can figure out vwhat her thing is. does she get off to the shame of being seen around a dude like you? do her knees go vweak at the idea of taking orders? cant handle some trollhandling? shell hiss and scratch a little, but keep up the pressure and shell crack. shell get all blushy evwen as she snarks, and shell call you a creep but she wvont stop you. these ones lowve getting taken somewvhere priwvate to "chevw you out" wvhen really they just wvant an excuse to giwve you the chance to feel em up evwen more obwviously. then youwve got the magic dabblers. magic is fake as hell, obvwiously, i think vwhat they technically do is majykks or howvevwer you spell it. doesnt matter. these ones are bored as hell and theyre wvilling to make it just about anyones, uhh... the opposite of a problem. you see a rose thinking about testing a spell from some spooky tome on herself, encourage it, shes one of these. if they can find some excuse to giwve you the reins, they wvill. find a vway to justify your ovwn magical acumen. these are usually the type wvho wvanna givwe up control, wvanna stop thinking, so take charge and giwve that to em. i think if you leawve any rose alone vwith an esoteric tome long enough she becomes one of these, so go for it if thats vwhat youre into. if youvwe got a rose vwho doesnt seem to fall into either category, but youre sure she could like dudes, then you gotta mold her yourself. make jabs at her competence, emphasize hovw easy it is for you to push her around physically, make her feel small. shell push back, but youre prodding at stuff shes already thinking about herself. shell nevwer accept you as her equal so you gotta tear her dovwn until shes about to implode, then offer yourself as a shoulder to cry on. a confidante. she can trust you, vwho wvould you tell, vwho wvould believwe you? then you make your mowve. make her feel useful, use her, make her think that givwing you her body is just as good as wvovwing you wvith her mind. you gotta be her rock. the genetic predisposition to soporifics abuse is a great help here. shes used to feeling this wvay, ewven if she cant admit it, you gotta make it feel good. make her associate this state vwith pleasure, wvith you. if you can do that, youvwe got her in the palm of your hand. alright, time for the rating bod: roses havwe a lotta wvariance, ivwe seen em scrawvny and iwve seen em curvwy as hell. bonus points for being blonde and making the best faces vwhen theyre mad. 8/10 vwariety: 9/10 you can get a rose for just about any mood you might havwe, but theyll usually act grumpy about it ease: you gotta wvork a little bit to make a rose put out, but theyre usually entertaining enough its not frustrating. 6/10 personality: i lovwe em for their rambling, makes for fun banter, but i can see hovw itd put some people off. the ice queen schtick really does it for me those 7/10 ovwerall? ten outta ten babes, cant complain. im alwvays happy to see a nevw rosie in the bubbles and figure out her deal. usually her deal ends up being an unhealthy obsession vwith xeno-biology
Out of curiosity how exactly are you doing. After that mess to put it lightly.
wvait so you wverent hmm-ing serk being a freak and encouraging me? nah novw you gotta tell me wvhats on your pan babe
:33< kitty kisses
YOU FREAK BITCH. THERE IS SOMETHING DEEPLY WRONG WITH YOU. <- HIGHEST AND MOST SACRED COMPLIMENT I CAN BESTOW.
WORLD CLASS. ALL TIME. HALL OF FAMER POST. COMPLETE WITH DM LEAKS. THANK YOU CRONUS. KUDOS. BEST LIGHT OF MY SWEEP.
THAT SAID. IF I EVER SEE OUR DMS ON HERE. WELL. YOU CAN IMAGINE. THE HORRORS I'M CAPABLE OF. WHEN I'M FEELING SCORNED AND VENGEFUL.
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 17: aranea serket #degradation #humiliatin #freeuse #nsfvw #nsfvwe #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl sorry babe, just missed out on the 8x2. youll get there next time. vwhats there to be said about the original serket? shes got the sexy librarian look, her quirk has her tits in it, and shes got a sadomaso streak an imperial distance unit long. find her lil booth, paint an s on the sign, and youre in business. i should havwe a lot to talk about here, so lets get into it. aranea is a smart cookie. ewven the dumbest araneas iwve met at least pretend to be smart. so you havwe to appeal to that sensibility. condescend to her a bit but dont outright call her stupid. make her feel dumb, sure, act like you think shes a little slowv, of course, but dont say it. also, let her talk. like, not too much, she can and has gone on for hours about howv cereal has sex? thats all i got out of it. but letting her go on a bit lovwers her guard, lets you gawvk at her tits, and she might ewven stop paying attention to you at all. perfect opportunity to hawve some fun wvith her. most tame, pop a sucker into her mouth. i started carrying em around just for this. araneas havwe massiwve oral fixations. i shut a serks pan right off doing this once, she got all quiet and drooly, and you can guess howv i escalated it. if youre feeling a bit bolder, shut her up wvith your bulge. like i said, oral fixation, and she dont mind being interrupted if its for that. shell get right to sucking and forget all about vwhatevwer bullshit she wvas on about. most bold, sidle up behind her, rest your chin on her shoulder... and you can pull this line any time vwith her, but i lovwe doing it here. "wvovw babe, this is so interesting, sounds like no ones evwer *really* listened to you before." nowv, she lovwes this. youre lifting her up, making her feel superior and smart, vwhile also allowving her to be a wvictim. this is exactly wvhat she wvants. then you vwhisper for her to keep going as you feel her up, hike up her skirt, slide her panties dovwn... i guarantee shell be vwet before youwve evwen gotten your bulge out. hell, shes probably been vwet since she started talking. another thing you gotta understand wvith araneas, shes in her owvn head. you gotta make this mental for her too. embarrass her. shame her. she thinks shes better than you. getting fucked by you is degrading to her. and she lovwes it. lean into it. talk about hovw disappointed porrim vwould be, hovw shocked meenah vwould be, howv much damz wvould laugh... threaten to make it into a sexposition booth proper, let the entire bubble havwe a turn vwith her. shed probably go for it if you buttered her up right, ivwe nevwer tried since i dont like sharing, but theres something there. novw, i hawvent mentioned, eugh, subbing for... maybe any gal so far? besides damz, i guess. but aranea, wvell, she might go for it sometimes if thats your thing. she likes taking control. if you can convwince her to try to take it vwithout using her powvers shell hawve a fun time, though the povwers, vwell... no comment on hovw those feel. this section is ovwer. r8ings: bod: sexy librarian, vwelma cosplay, stacked as hell, surprisingly short skirt. ivwe newver met a skinny aranea, theyre all thicc 8itches 9/10 vwariety: so... the set-up is usually the same, shes at her booth. but if you get some good ones, youll get good banter, the povwer plays are entertaining... a bit limited, but fun all the same 7/10 ease: you just knovw shes nightdreaming about sucking you off the second you start wvalking tovwards her booth. you hawve to wvork for it a little bit though, and the constant yapping can make my patience run thin. 7.9/10 personality: okay i knovw iwve said it but. goddamn does she talk too much. shes condescending, mean, thinks shes better than you, thinks she knowvs better than you, thinks youre stupid, acts totally offended and shocked if you try to call her out on any of it. shes a massiwve 8itch, 8luh 8luh and all. 8r8k her. 9/10 owverall: 8/10. i didnt givwe vwriska this honor im pretty sure, but aranea earns it. rockin bod, rockin look, great hook, great lay, fun back and forth, i mean, evwen after i fuck one of em silly shell still hawve something smarmy to say. fantastic gal if you can find a gag or some earplugs. special shout-out to my buddy @arachnesgrasp for inspiring me to get off my ass and finally wvrite this part up. gonna leavwe this off vwith some choice quotes of hers from today, wvhich oughta help demonstrate some of my points. thanks svweetums! <3333333
As it happens, I simply got jumped 8y them, and then gifted the 8adges. 8ut I 8elieve this was simply luck on my part.
I was surprised 8y one imJunior and received them. I 8elieve that all you need do is @ them and ask.
These 8adges feel soooooooo right. >::::)
I am curious, what part of that do you consider to 8e interesting? I was of course, 8eing metaphorical, 8ut I felt, considering the phrasing, the tag would 8e safe. I don't need Cronus of all people knowing what I like.
L0L LM40
8ut if he dies, how can he learn anything? How can he 8ecome a 8etter person? It may 8e more 8efitting 8ut there are much, much deeper ways we can fix a person, and you need to remem8er that. #violence
You see the nightmare I inflicted upon myself. 8ut truly, I do not know how you managed to get yourself into that situation. It's important to keep him on a tight leash! #nsfw
theres no gym no trainin area no shootin range no nofin im switchin it up ASAP
to MY hive?? wtf are you changing
@cuttlefishCrusher im gon make some changes to tha hive while ur out btw
Meulin and Mituna are flirting on my post. I am in hell. Kill me.
This is what hell pro8a8ly feels like.
Wait. W8it. You didn't flatter Cronus' ego, did you? He doesn't look 8ad, 8ut what is going on inside his head is nothing I can imagine wanting and I would not wish that for you.
Men should be perfect information vacuums, floating around without a single clue what's going on while the rest of us are going to college to get more knowledge.
Mitnua. I loathe him. I made the mistake of 8eing honest. How d8re he 8e cute.
I may have made that mistake.
Hm
i loathe how Difficult it is to harvest seadweller orgaNs. #violence
:33< mew can trust meow impurrlicitly espawccially with mewre wallet and bank details :DD
damn girl, lowve the nevw pfp, do you do onlyfins? @cuttlefishcabbalist #suggestiwve
wvell vwere pals, arent vwe? my dms are alvways open to some... exposition ;)
vwe mostly cruise for thirds. speaking of, wve lowve your vwibe @handmaid
ignore that guy you shoald share some with the class
you should share some examples wvith the class ;)
:33< i f33l this
HOW MANY TIMES. ARE YOU GOING TO BLAST. ALL OVER MY MENTIONS.
@handmaid
eh, anything i could say wvould sound too smart for me. i dunno, bard, jester, im making fun of hope, choices... its complicated babe ;)
I am giving myself back my verification badge because I have come to the conclusion I have good opinions and I have not done anything wrong.
anon asks me "if you wvere a vwoman do you think you wvould still be attracted to wvomen?" uhh duh? girl on girl is hot as hell. vwhat kinda moron do you take me for? #feminism
people dont realize it but im actually pretty damn good at this bard of hope business
GOT KINDA DRUNK AND ENDED UP FALLING ASLEEP WITH MY BULGE OUT. REALLY EMBARRASSING SHIT TO WAKE UP TO. THANKFULLY I LIVE ALONE. #SUBSTANCES #NSFW
D--> It appears that in the infinite universes chittr touches, he will always find someone to validate his insane beliefs. . #vaguepost
(=^･⩊･^=) < HONK! #DASHWATCHING
(=^･⩊･^=) < PAWWW!!! MEW!!!! HEHEHE!!!
(=^･⩊･^=) < （=´∇｀=）
(=^･⩊･^=) < MEOWBE!!~ I DO LOVE FLIRTING WITH PURRETTY WOMEN.
(=^･⩊･^=) < HEHE!! BUT WHAT IF THEY'RE NOT WRONG IDEAS?~
(=^･⩊･^=) < WHAT CAN I SAY, I'M A GENTLEWOMAN TO LOVELY DAMES LIKE MEW.
(=^･⩊･^=) < OH! MEW'RE ADORABLE EVFURRY NIGHT!!!
(=^･⩊･^=) < PAWWW, WTF, ARANYA?! MEW'RE BEING ADORABLE TONIGHT!!! /ᐠᵕퟑᵕᐟ\ﾉ
(=^･⩊･^=) < PAWWW!!! (๑✪ᆺ✪๑)
(=^･⩊･^=) < THANK MEW, ARANYA!!! I APPURRECIATE THIS.
(=^･⩊･^=) < I AGR33! IT'S ONE OF MY FAVFURRITE MIMES!
Shak3 ThaT aSS
(=^･⩊･^=) < HTTPS://MEDIA.TENOR.COM/AXJ16VPJY98AAAAI/DANCI-DANCING-CAT.GIF
ocray how aboat a certified meenah peixes kiss and no bragging rights aboat it cuz im tryna be humble these days
I WAS T)(INKING
Experienced players of the game have weigh in on the matter: Cueballs aren't friend
Thank you for informing me of this important matter.
shiit thats dangerous i got a hangup with you searkets
this was aboat somefin dangerous but its over now sooo idk come on and gimme 50 bucks
fuckk come on
clam the FUCK down or tag your nsfwe
i'm seeing y0ur interests play out in my n0tifications rn. n0t that they're wrong.
people ought tw0 just like what they like openly instead 0f trying to trick every0ne else into simultane0usly pitying and cheerleading them for what they aren't ashamed 0f anyways.
the timing can be tricky and erratic but if the timeline is m0ving fast enough y0u can just pretend you aren't playing b0th sides of the same t0pic over and 0ver and call it growth f0r easy points. #techtip
remember: whenever the v0lunteer content m0derator types get what they want they drain the life out 0f the area and m0ve on tw0 start paving over the next l0t. like a go0d corp0rate dreg. thats why y0u post tits and bits. #nsfw #stackedsaturday ((Paradoxrambles))
or you Can have fun with it anD fuCk whoever you want
my ass fat #pronouns
:33< let meow be mewre bulges govener thatll always point itt towards my holes ;33 #nsfw
as the self appointed ceo a space racism you sure do lovve larpin as a selection pressed mutie usin that sopor contaminated shade a green
cmon i won't tell no one. I'M ALL UP AND KEEPING A MYSTIFYING UP AND SECRET SEAL ON MY LIPS ABOUT THIS WHOLE MOTHER FUCKING KERFUFFIN. :o) WHAT'S THE WORST THAT CAN HAPPEN?
:o) proof?
my religion involves big ol titties and cranking it silly style. SORRY I DON'T MAKE THE RULES.
:33< my dms have b33n quite open as of late :33< and my nook quite empty :33< #nsfw
HMM.
:33< #girlbulge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :33< #nsfw
Perhaps that is a good thing, more confidence never hurt anyone.... That's a lie but still, be confident in yourself.
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Absolutely nothing wrong with that, just like a wine plenty of those stories get better with age.
A good few choices, I hope you enjoy your reading of human literature. Some of the older books out there are quite the good read.
Interesting, what books did you pick up?
Use your agency to hornypost.
Probably shouldn't be defaulting to horny posting as long as I actually have my own agency but oh well. I'll work on it. #nsfw
PRESIDENTIAL ANNOUNCEMENT! Chittr.ing user Flores, AKA “Fours,” @quadraticAutomatic is allowed to do whatever they want forever. That’s my goat. I would tell you not to abuse it, but I simply know you will not. Consider it the ultimate sign of respect, approval, and gratitude.
𝙲𝙸𝚃𝙸𝚉𝙴𝙽 𝚁𝙴𝙼𝙸𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁: 𝙸𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚍𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚣𝚎𝚍, 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚟𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚍𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚎 𝚊𝚜 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚜𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜, 𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚒𝚟𝚎, 𝚘𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚒-𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎 𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚢. 𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚕𝚘𝚌𝚊𝚕 𝙴𝚗𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚌𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝙾𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚜𝚞𝚜𝚙𝚒𝚌𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚒𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚞𝚌𝚝. [#𝙱𝙻𝙾𝙾𝙳𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝚃𝚂] [#𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴] [#𝚂𝚄𝙱𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚂𝙸𝙾𝙽] Ψ 𝙶𝙻𝙾𝚁𝚈 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙰𝙻𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙽𝙸𝙰𝙽 𝙴𝙼𝙿𝙸𝚁𝙴. Ψ
i feel like i could manage it. but i'd have to feel toony.
thank you for your continued wisdom!!!
aNyThInG CaN Be a mOtHeRfUcKiN' sAnDwIcH If yOu hAvE TwO PiEcEs oF BrEaD AnD DeTeRmInAtIoN
toon logic heists must go hard. all you have to do to break someone out of jail is have someone they don't find attractive flirt with them. boom instant wall hole.
I meant it more as we were on the same page about things, but now you've got me curious.
Glad we are on the same table in that regard.
#WIZARDPUSY ERIDAN!!!
Something something #wizardpussy #nsfw
Nothing's hotter than her draining all the blood in your body leaving you on the cusp of bleeding out as she ravages you. #nsfw #gore(I think)
Hm!
Hmmmmm..
#n(o)WplayIng SLUT M3 (O)UT - NL3 Ch(o)ppa hTTpS://(o)p3n.Sp(o)TIfy.c(o)m/Track/5BmB3(O)aQyYXCqRyN8IR2YI?SI=7513282838fD4bD7
And which one of us do you think stands a chance of achieving our Ultimate Self? I wouldn't exactly call it a competition, not now, 8ut I think it's safe to say that if that is a journey worth taking, we 8oth need to take stock in who we are, and what we are. And as much as I might 8e tempted to lord over you my second return to life, I am not nearly that cruel. No, if anything, it would feel 8etter if you were also a8le to achieve the same thing. After all, we could also 8e considered a 8rand, and if all of us do well, the 8rand's value rises. It occurs to me that the ultimate self is not unlike a platonic ideal, and I have to wonder if there is some connection there. Is an ultimate self really a thing one can achieve? Or is it more of an ideal to strive for, 8ut one never to reach? Some of these things may 8e unknowa8le, 8ut I would try to know them all the same.
8ut there's a deeper question in there. Who is Aranea Serket? We seem to 8e rather different in our circumstances, and yet we 8oth manage to claim the mantle of Aranea Serket, and we do so as 8eforans. I suspect 8y the way that you are alive that we have gone through a very different series of events in our deaths. I can honestly say, I did not like 8eing dead. I am very happy I found yet another way to 8e alive. The cost wasn't even very high. 8ut it means my life continues on. What of yourself? Where are you going with your existence?
I’m feeling very spiteful today. Fuck you. Where’s my ro8ot.
yes.
It 8ecomes a complex question when one asks themselves it. Do you like yourself? Do I like you? I am you, 8ut I am also not. There are ways that make us different, and I suspect we may not like each other very much 8ecause of those ways.
i dont know you well enough to say that. but im willing to try.
That is a very interesting question, don't you think?
should have said disliked immensly i realize how hated sounds in that context.
i don't really know you! but i've liked other versions of you. and hated one deeply. so, gonna go with like! :D
HEY thats my BIT
that fish gal. left me pent up and didnt help me with it. >:B #nsfw
skrill issue
I TOLD YALL I TOLD ALL YALL NO ON-E LIST-EN-ED
you called me amperage im just wworkin wwith wwhat you givve me mindfang
meh its just not vvery interestin
yes. thats all i can say. i do need urgent help with it. #suggestive
Wow. That truthfully did a lot more for me than I would've expected.
maybe. i dont see why not. you also have my attention a lot. just saying. again. I DONT FUCKIN KNOW!
Oh? well whatever you say then I suppose.
still. if you want to help me with it. feel free to come by! just you know. saying. <:B #suggestive
ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS. THE FISH GAL.
now. because of a certain SOMEONE. my urges and will to knot someone has been fuckin teased. yes this is a invite to anyone. im actually fuckin yearning right now. #nsfw #suggestive #yearning
im on that good fuckin insidious alternian grubsauce pack im over here consuming genetically modified empire syndicated zootjuice this shitll make you see hussies naked spectre #substance
You are now are you? ሠቹll I suppose until I see otherwise I'll believe you then.
Of course, there were some mildly hurtful words but I've heard mostly good things of you so congratulations on having a mostly spotless reputation.
ohh wowwww
i guess thats a good reaction. well. woof.
alright. fuck it here it is. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f97a3d8da071.png #nsfw #bulgeposting
They could have been worse truthfully, you were stated to be adored so I think that's not too bad.
never -EV-ER jinx yourshellf
the only good fuckin thing humans ever brought to the table was pizza greasy cheesy hot n spicy pizza and pike savin all of reality n bringing me back to life n shit too BUT MAINLY T)(-E ZA
do yall actshoally drink coffee??? that shits just fuckin polluted water water polluted with BURNT B-EANS
i am relatablepostmaxxing
relatabl
ggghhhhhhhnnn I fuckin love gills so much I also love fuckin gills )(-E)(-E)(-E #nsfw
if she aint fuckin squirtin like a supersoaker commercial G-ET YA S)(IT TOG-ET)(-ER #nsfw
Sure suppose I'll bite, what's the worst that can happen.
lowk hit up aranea she fuckin ruined everythin an I still adore that beach
that buoy takes gettin stabbed in the gut as flirtin
OC-EAN SLUR TIM-E!!! you buoy-kissin crab-munchin algae-suckin flounder-fuckin seal-clubbin shrimp-dicked sunfish-brained anemone-humpin coral-eatin manatee-lookin seafoam-smellin B-EAC)(
youre my lil beach gull
yeah, pike what?
gurl u know half my fuckin wardrobe is swimsuits
theres a boatload-a slurs I wanna use, but only i can say them cuz they're fish puns otter people that aint seadwellers usin fish puns is that fuckin CULTURAL APPROPRIATION or whatever the fuck sweater boy calls it I GOT T)(-E PASS
thats not the problem, the problem is no one told me in advance! youd figure the fuckin )(-EIR-ESS would get a lil speseashell treatment coddamn
in the wave that i will lose It™
-EV-ERYON-ES )(AVIN A B-EAC)( -EPISOD-E WIT)(OUT M-E
im gonna mcfreakin Lose It over here
You should come! It is an event open to all.
yall mfs having a fucking beach episode without me is fuckin CRIM-E and all gon get punished
I've been saying this.
I encourage you all to remember that any negative thoughts you have about yourself should be ignored past 8pm. Those thoughts are the Devil talking. All your friends do not hate you, you just need to go to sleep. Perhaps eat something as well.
the urge to post a selfie before I post the beach one later
me and her
#plug
FOR·POSTERITIES·SAKE·I·HAVE·HAD·TO·COMPILE·SOME·SIMPLE·GVIDELINES· https://i.imgur.com/A0NvPiV.png
vwish id met her, shes one of the fevw trolls to hawve the #notnotgay pass, aint that right rackmaid? @archivweaddict
You do not need to pay reverence to these images, or heed them any mind. They exist for someone else.
Man, Amanda gets to hang out with Jason now? I gotta renegotiate with the entity...
(=^･⩊･^=) < THE LORD HAS PET ME, I F33L SPECIAL AND BLESSED.
wvhat?
Beach episode rescheduled.
what you want to be Doing is just whatever you're thinking hahhha,,.,, just say what's on your minD
(=^･⩊･^=) < OH, REALLY? THOUGHT MEW WOULD! WELL I HOPE MEW DO SOMENIGHT! I THINK MEW DESERVE IT, ARANYAN! BUT, THANK MEW! I APPURRECIATE THIS.
(=^･⩊･^=) < LIKE I MISS CUDDLING HIM BEFUR GOING TO SL33P, MEW KNOW?
i already told you enough damn beams i dont evven got any kinda inkling wwhat this one does