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its only been 2 hrs gill chin up!!
as it turns out hiding under a bed is still not a great place to hide!
awv, baby you are the best in my eyes! i havwe a surprise for you later at some point, i just got to ask porrim for some help.
you evwer get the feeling people are talking good things about you behind your back, i am getting those feelings. they are some of the best types, anyvway, i lovwe my vwife aradia.
youre fucked now buddy ii am goiing two 2tay out of the bla2t zone #n2fw #gore #viiolence #death
no! what did i do to call the horde of aradias??
How a lady doth negotiate with mine heart. In other words youve got a deal missy.
You really had that game down pat! Still waiting on that promise for adventure.
thanks, babe. i appreciate you!
glad you had fun babe, i might try and play vwith you next time.
My )(orns )(ave been SUP--ER itc)(y lately. I reely )(ope I'm not going t)(roug)( anot)(er molt...
I glubbing love all my fronds! T)(ey're t)(e best anyone could ever ask for! I miss t)(em. 38(
i would like to thank everyone for the encouragement i guess hehehe including future past aradias
i have always enjoyed the time players a lot. especially the megidos. they are really cool! :D
[A link pops up on this chitt, its a livwestream source. vwhen its clicked it brings you to a quite clear vwiewv of his alt, other trolls currently surrounding him. all that are seen, is himself, Meenah, Callie Mallie, Ripila, Mike Delgado and eridan. All of them either taking turns to absolutely unleash unbridled rage or out right going fully feral. Currently, Cronus is casually holding one of his alts arms holding it vwith one hand and using his other hand to grab at his alts index finger. Not long after a lowv hum, hed nonchalantly bend that finger back only to quickly snap it. It vwould be more audible if it vwerent for howv rovwdy the crovwd vwas getting. doing it sevweral more times, before evwery single finger on that hand vwas at an unnatural ungodly angle. Not long after that hed release his alts hand, take out a pack of cigs and light a single one. he looked agitated doing it as he hated vwasting cigs, but it vwas for a good cause. movwing tovwards the other vwersion of him hed activwely push the burning end of the cigarette onto the others gills, doing it sevweral more times ovwer before hed shovwe it into them tvwisting the cigarette to cause a more searing burn. Then it seems someone had accidentally, knocked ovwer the camera. the livwestream going dark, the last of the audio before it vwas cut vwas him asking his alternate if this lesson vwould make him respect vwomen or if he had to continue his vworst. then the stream goes silent.] #wviolence #cigaretteburns #abuse #beating #fingersnapping #torture #gore #gillburning #descriptivwe #livwestreamchitt #thegreatcronusbeatdowvn #body-horror
Woman. Need I say anymore?
This is an acceptable answer.
Am I more of a mwehehehe guy to you or an ohohoho guy? Maybe teehee?
(("Mfw my mom was checking Find My iPhone"
((Will I ALWAYS talk like a Gen Zer? Like when I'm 45 and my son is telling me he didn't sneak out am I gonna say some shit like "pov: you're lying to your mom"?
shovwed up to the #meenradiabeachparty and porrim convwinced me to enter the vwrestling match so i did. ended up vwrestling sylink and hal. somehowv i managed to vwin, then meenah entered the ring. i put up a good fight but still lost against her, then to my surprise i vwon a mega yacht! this is the second best night of my life besides meeting my matesprit. #ivwon #idontevwenknovwhowv
sorry for the lack of updates about #meenradiabeach day 2! ive been very busy moving the beach party to a different beach! because of this were delaying by a few hours stay tuned for day 2 later today though!!
wow that was fun i am also very tired now hehe on the bright side meenahs tentacles are very soft
#meenradiabeach pt 1 was what project x WIS)(-ES it was so if you missed it chillax we going on strong tmrw cuz its for em babes who wanna get their #violence kicks if ya catch my drift sea ya there!
if you ever hear meenah yell take cover youd better listen! even if shes faking you out you will probably want at least a little distance :D
hehehehe that was such a good bit! nobody does it like @corallinecataclysm !
im focusing so much on refereeing the volleyball match i hope everyone else is having fun at #meenradiabeach
1.5 hrs before this party G-ETS LIT AS FUCK dont forget to leave ur shame at the door whats the first thing you gonna do? #meenradiabeach
holy mackerel my notifs n dms look like a red sea rn
aradia i have some bad news :P https://i.postimg.cc/bwmzfkjh/image.png
perhaps ill change again i was kind of trying to avoid this exact problem :P
fuck my life imma delete my acc rn saury gill!! but yeah u shoal come 38D
oh hey i thought i was the first one on this handle oh well like minds think alike i guess
if youre a sockpuppet account you havwe to tell me or else its entrapment
hypocrisy is a funny vword to use vwantas, considering you contradict yourself consistently throughout the day. i might not talk all that much to my vwersion of kankri often anymore, but evwen i doubt he vwould make such a ludacris decision to make a hate filled envwironment for a cause as delicate and sophisticated as male rights, i do apologize for making you feel uncomfortable about my privwileges. although it is safe to say i do not believwe you, vwhen you do say that you are a 'scholar' of said topic. in turn i vwill listen to it and if i believwe it has become toxic, i vwill be ready to givwe constructivwe criticism.
thanks for the support, but i did not vwant him to knowv about my history vwith porrim. due to the clear deficiency in actual intellect due to trying to start a hate spevwed podcast that could cause men to look bad.
damn he bagged a megido nice
i am not trying to get porrim to fuck me, i genuinely believwe this is a toxic envwironment and chose to speak out instead of spread a narrativwe that causes all of us men to look horrendous tovwards the other gender, in turn causing more in-fighting instead of actually resolvwing real issues. but yea you should definitely assume i do this to vwant to 'nail' porrim.
uh. hey kankr1, buddy! 1 uh... don't th1nk we ever actually, l1ke... d1scussed th1s? 1 mean, great 1dea and all, for real! l1ke, totally bangarang and everyth1ng. but uh. 1 just th1nk that maybe 1m not the r1ght guy for the job, y'know! haha...
thanks babe, im just doing my part as an activwist for all rights. vwe cant let the caste-system bog us dowvn and turn the genders against each other, anyvway, i dont mind making rounds vwith you as a guide in the future.
if i am honest, you are trying to make a toxic envwironment for men due to lack of actual knowvledge and precedence, yes vwe do livwe in a matriarchal system, hovwevwer, you dont seem to understand the amount of freedom you all havwe more so than other caste-systems. especially the other cronus, he has vway more advwantages than the avwerage guy and hes still doing this podcast, if anything the biggest issue is not the gender differences but the caste-system as a vwhole. if you actually look for male-centered spaces you can find plenty more if you actually look, if anything you are not searching hard enough, i digress if you really vwant to be positivwe make a real support group for mens rights and then activwely help that vway, i do not see this going dowvn vwell through a podcast. #opression #castesystem #toxic #podcast #masculinity
i think you all need to get real hobbies, pick up music or something. vwe lovwe vwomen in this house.
sorry babe, i got excited.
so my matesprit told me about chittr. it vwas so nice of her to activwely let me knowv about it, i vwould be absolutely devwastated to not share my interests vwith the vworld and so on. thanks to my gorgeous human matesprit for sharing. @arisenAnewv
i already have one scoundrel i have to got to a penitentiary ward to visit i cant do this shit again cronus!
#dashwatching https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a37cf60d8bd0.png
They tried to take down the website to keep me from posting this.
Men.
... whipped cream on ice cream.
not gonna lie this one is pretty sick congrats to @taciturnCharlatan enjoy this and all its clowny glory https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c418e821d8ab.png ((never drawn kurloz before so this was a fun interpretation :catjam: ))
Make love... not war. If ever my trollian compadres are looking their grief straight down the barrel only to find its some incongruous aspect of themselves looking back at them in the mirror then worry NOT. Know that in my book youre all class acts and top shelf selections. Confidence comes from within! This is my *personal* ranking drawn up in no particular order. Keep your heads up and take this all on the chin! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6a5aeeab1cff.png
ᯓ𝄞 Today's #TrollMikuSings is sponsored by vegetable juice! I recommend the green one! https://youtu.be/8Gu7Mtq4Hvw ♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ ﾟ.
D --> I am a big fan of cute girls
i bought something special for 10k kult! i hope it fits 0v0"
// just msg me here
// hey so if youre under 18 i ban you! shrimple as that
concept: riding the scuttlecoach back to you hive when you feel a strangers hands start roaming your body from behind paralyzed you try to stare straight ahead, knowing your stop will be coming soon but soon other riders start to notice and snap photos with their palmhusks, moving in to create a small crowd around you to take a turn for themselves too you miss your stop (tags: Reader/Crowd, #rankworks, exhibitionism, voyeurism, blackmail, #nsfw, quadless fic, archive rating: M)
;o)
BITCH. i dont care as long as we havin fun. :o) #nsfw
DO YOU?
:33< OH MY GOG THE GRAND HIGHBLOOD LIKED AND REPLIED???? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e20c0789ad8a.png
;o)
[Of course. Your legions of peons should hurry up.]
[Have you tried leaving sacrifices for your local frog? It holds such wisdom. Do not ignore it. It will get upset. You don't want this.]
:33 < i just have the best of mews right now! :33 < i just reached a milestone i have always wanted to hit: 33 followers!! :33 < yes yes i know it is a irregular milestone to celebrate :33 < but it is my most favorite of numbers so imagine my happiness rn?? :33 < i hope to continue to make high quality posts and cool thoughts that pop in my little head :DD
:33< fanfic but its highblood x lowblood and the lowblood is the dom and the highblood whimpers #nsfw
fall asleep in a recliner wake up twist my back and its like motherfuckin rice krispy up in this bitch
<)-> pl4ying fl4rp l4ter im so excited its been genuinely 4ges since the l4st session
skill issue
you know honestly with the website connecting many disparate time periods its amazing that we all seem to be synched to the same time of year in the first place
#F-ELT
D --> Domestic workers provide such an invaluable service to those who require it and should be treated with the utmost respect D --> This inc100des maids, butlers, manservants, chauffers and others
happy death of jesus day to those who still celebrate!
"pinned post again without the accidental body pillow attachment gomen" rankmaid-sensei (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, biography, requests, fujoshi pride, #nsfw. #nsfwe, archive rating: M ) summary: hello! 0v0 - my account is heavily nsfw + nsfwe so please be mindful and curate your chittr experience - i mainly posts fics and concepts! i accept requests through dms or in replies please do not be shy! i love making friends but i get very nervous sometimes gomen - i am a fujoshi for life and i will never stop do not ask me to - you can find out whether i am currently online by the status in my bio - thank you for stopping by ^0^ i have attached a simple selfie of me at my desk as well https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6359ad2330ce.png
gOOD LUCK WITH, yOUR SEARCH aRADIA, yOU, hAVE GOT THIS! eVERYONE, wHO FITS THESE YOU SHOULD, aLL CONSIDER aRADIA, sHE IS A REAL, cATCH!
Dating applicati0ns are 0pen S0me qualities i am l00king f0r: - fucking nerd apparently - 0ld as hell (0pti0nal) - suicidal
W)(at do you call a group of agents? An agentS--EA!!!
We need a little widget where we can select 0ur current em0ti0n like 0ld pesterchum
Update. It turns out the Baron Vollewahrt Crumpt VI did rather fancy his cousin. A product of his bygone generation. #Occultism #WitchChittr #Daemonology #ArseGoetia #Incest #Taxonomically
Just had a licensed psychologist try to explain away a spectral haunting as "mass hysteria and infrasound". Buddy. The ghost just wrote "get fucked" on the mirror backwards in what I can only conclude is pig’s blood in the font of the damned. I am grabbing my salt shakers and Vatican tap, you can take your chances gauging if he would have liked to have frenched his cousin before he died. #Occultism #WitchChittr #Daemonology #ArseGoetia #Incest #Technically
what the fuck are they feeding the rankmaid??? keep it up.
omg u could have told us that
D --> Don't worry I chose an uninhabited planet's moon
including the horse, i guess.
i think that's enough chittr for tonight haha. see you all tomorrow.
what.
yall 3v3r climb tr332? lik3 ju2t 233 how far up you can g3t
KN3W 1 COULD COUNT ON YOU TO M4TCH MY FR34K
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N33D TO G3T M3 4 CH3W TOY.
sometimes i see the way people chit at others and i imagine someone chitting at me that way and i get so sweaty i need to wipe my hands on my deskside towel to continue working (tags: The Rankmaid/Imaginary Chittr User, sweat, casual flirting, teasing, quadfree flirting, quadfree teasing, tissues in my nose, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
(^･ω･^) < SO THE CATNAP I TOOK TURNED INTO A FULL ON SL33P!!! TIME FOR MORE SHIPCOURSE!!! WHAT DO WE THINK ABOUT SOLKAT OR SOLLUX X KARKAT!!!!!!!!! #SHIPCOURSE #N33DTOKNOW #SHIPPPIIIING
aWW, tHANK YOU, aRADIA THAT, mEANS A LOT, tO ME,
if y0u aren't mutuals with the rankmaid 0n chittr y0u might as well give up 0n life.
hi this is Earth F's Dave Speaking; PSA to any timeline crossers trying to get into our timeline: we're trying our best to make this timeline travel experience it's very best for you. unfortunately we have been running into really weird complications as our timeline has a super narrow passage point. as of this message, our Aradia and I have only been able to find 2 timelines with Earth F being stable in it. we are trying our best but I do recommend that, for the sake of weird bullshit, please refrain from trying to pop by this timeline for now.
s0mething really funny and depressing ab0ut seeing l0ngtime friends and vague acquaintances alike pr0strate themselves f0r 0nline p0ints. shitty s0cial media really is the great equalizer.
Y34H, 1LL H4V3 TO TRY F1ND MOR3 T3CHN1QU3S. 1 KNOW @3CTOB1OLOG1ST#7831 4ND C4S3Y H4V3 H3LP3D 4 B1T (GOD 1 HOP3 TH4T'S TH3 R1GHT ON3 1 T4GG3D). 1D L1K3 TH3M MOR3 1F 1 W4SNT F33L1NG MY D34TH H4LF TH3 T1M3.
do you ever wonder how many banger posts you miss after looking away from the feed for a few minutes
DO3S 4NYON3 3LS3 STRUGGL3 W1TH D1SC3RN1NG DR34MS FROM M3MOR13S OF OTH3R T1M3L1N3S OR 1S TH1S JUST 4 M3 PROBL3M.
yess! hh
chest to chest as all men should be. #nsfw
just g0t a genuine anime girl n0sebleed f0r s0me reas0n.
agreed. selfcest is w0nderful. #nsfw
0k back t0 being n0rmal and n0t breaking the shattered chunks 0f 4th wall. i made 0ut with myself and did 0ther stuff. @arisenanew
Like if you think my kid @damaraMegido can beat the shit out of @spadesSlick#8817 's kid. I wanna see what the people think.
i luv all of u cuties omg <3
#SillyCat #SillyCatPosting https://i.postimg.cc/CL7bm43H/IMG-5850.jpg
that being said i'm right here s0 y0u d0n't even need t0 use time p0wers. #nsfw
Are we posting our manicures now? https://i.postimg.cc/B6YDgZLZ/IMG-5845.jpg
i frequently use time p0wers t0 engage in any number 0f activities with myself. i enc0urage it. 0u0
i'm inclined t0 agree. 0u0
megid0 madness.
Real
best kind of party out there cmon down
sliding your fingers under the corners of your carapacian matesprits plating to feel just how supple and sensitive they are beneath (tags: human/carapacian, troll/carapacian, carapacian/carapacian, #rankmaidrequests, xenobiology, overstimuation, purring, hypersensitivity, #nsfw, suggestive, heavy petting, heavy plating, archive rating: M)
So Bread Is Like A Loaf Of Macerated Grain
yea, sounds about right.
just someone who's still learning stuff. in school.
yes, amazing.
OP3N TH3 T4B 4 T1NY B1T OV3R 4 S1NK 1TLL B3 F1N3 TRUST
T4P ON THE TOP FOR 4 F3W MINUTES, M4YBE POINT TH3 C4N 4T TH3 SINK OR YOUR KISM3SIS WH3N YOU OP3N IT JUST TO B3 S4F3
WOULD YOU ST1LL LOV3 M3 1F 1 W4S 4 D1RT NOODL3
THANK YOU FOR NOT COUNTERARGUING MY POINT. YOU'RE ALRIGHT, ARADIA.
NO. I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS, I'M JUST REALLY LIKEABLE AND GREAT I GUESS. BUT IT'S UNRELATED.
I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR MY PREVIOUS COMMENTS ON THE PVP SYSTEM (CALLING IT GRUBSHIT). IT IS A GOOD SYSTEM, DON'T BAN ME. THANKS
00h 0kay 0u0 thank y0u
oh speaking of cults (with a c) remember the next jadeite festival is under the full moon on april 2nd! everyones invited; wolf pelts are NOT mandatory!
dr0wn me #dr0wnme
struggling t0 read pe0ples quirks and straining my eyes 0n all 0f these bright c0l0urs is dr0wining me in n0stalgia