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The Baileys.
▲5 shots everclear▼
Heartbreaking: the worst guy you know made a good point.
i shoulder check people on the sidewalk because going out of my way to step aside is submissive and gay.
Is n.o° .o°ne just sexually n.o°rmal here #nsfw
☆~𖦹 Wine is greatly overrated 𖦹~☆
fEED tHEM t0 a lUSUS. d0ESN'T hAVE t0 bE y0URS
wvhat the hell did I miss? Why is @aeneasCaldarium in jail? did he #notgay to close to the sun?
u know what i think every1 should drink pop from a broken bottle with glass shards in it at least once i did it and im fine so its not like dangeros *dangerous
I understand I am a highblood, but gills, gays, and theys... ψe above that. ψe're beautiful, ψe're sexy, ψe're gorgeous, ψe're perfect. #youarebetterthanthem #gorgeous #beautiful #talented #perfect #ψokeuplikethisarrivedlikethisperfecltlikethis
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Well someone 1s gett1ng culled
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { MY ASSISTANT HAS MADE ME AWARE THAT PUBLICLY POSTING ABOUT DOING ROBOT-BASED CRIMES ON THE INTERNET IS AN UNWISE DECISION. DEAR FBI, I DO *NOT* BUILD ROBOTS OF WAR. I WILL *NOT* RAID TROLL MCDONALDS FOR THEIR SZECHUAN A SECOND TIME USING TWO LARGE ROBOTS AS AN INTIMIDATION TACTIC. I AM MOST CERTAINLY LEGALLY LICENSED TO BE BUILDING ROBOTS AND DID *NOT* HAVE MY LICENSE REVOKED AFTER THREATENING THE MAYOR OF MY CITY WITH 100 ROBOT ANTS TO DISMISS MY PARKING TICKET. }
heLLLLo chittr this is your LLawyer speaking. I am advising you to keep posting that shit. yes aLLLL of it
:33< mew guys are doing pillow forts??? :33< why!??!?! :33< are mew wrigglpurrs still??? :33< im gonna go do my mature hobbies :33< like drawing with crayons and eating paste!
Pitch, isn't JUST hatred, it's a/so competition! So something /ike bo\/\//ing, the arcade, a /ot of purp/eb/oods enjoy competing in carni\/a/ games, etc A/ternati\/e/y, f/ushed-sty/e dates can be fun too. Gi\/es you that fee/ing of "/ can't fucking be/ie\/e /'m here \/\/ith TH/S tro//" \/\/hich can he/p strengthen pitch fee/ings
Take them to their favourite movie and talk to them quietly the entire time through it. Bonus points if you ask them to explain something they're currently in the process of explaining.
<3-Ahem.-"Spheres"-send-chitt.-#nsfw
Boooobs are nice ^u^ #nsfw
Pretty people deserve everything, That means u and me by the ψave. #beautiful #prettyprivilege #gorgeousforever
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:33 < lights a joint :33 < puff puff puff :33 < eats it whole :33
I'm what some might call , "really cool and great," but others might characterize as, "bastard". It's called #containingmultitudes
vaguepost this vaguepost dat how boat we start sayin what we say with our whole bass C)(-EST say that shit so loud an disruptive people gotta block you boat it. life too short to be postin vague
I don't know this guy named Jack or his orientation. I'll ask him if I m33t him.
I've got Jack Daniels in my coff33 and no inhibitions. Ask me anything. #substance
your ba<k hurts be<ause youre shrimping my ba<k hurts be<ause of my bigass spheres we are not the same #nsfw
X Girl, i need you understand I am a druglord before I say this. Stop smoking whatever the fuck you’re smoking. #substance x
Clowns are weird.
4TTORN3Y: 4R3 YOU QU4L1F13D TO G1V3 4 UR1N3 S4MPL3? W1TN3SS: 4R3 YOU QU4L1F13D TO 4SK M3 TH4T? #COURTTR4NSCR1PTS
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(( the urge to respond with vitriol when the OC literally is an avid supporter of the hemospectrum is strong. The issue? It's personally like eating a rotten lemon. Blegh.
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i am a titan of restraint god help me im paradox spaces strongest soldier
id krill for a bag of squid chips an hot grubsauce 38(
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) well if you insist ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
about to start my sh¡ft at the !ong sh¡ft factory......... ¡ fuck¡ng hate ¡t there...
Can't )(ave s)(ip in Detroit! 38P
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