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Vrisking it is still far 8etter than Terezing it.

Ah, happy wriggling day to you! Feel free to enjoy a meal on me today.

[|87 :: Happy wr;ggl;n day!

c< Happy wriggliNg day! >c

It turns out when people aren't being threatened, culled or conditioned from hatching to kiss the boots of a genocidal slave empire, they stop acting so loyal. It's almost as if the second her claws cannot reach every dissenter across space to strangle them into silence, people start saying what they actually think of her. #dashwatching

#draculaflow GOT SO MUCH GRIST BILIOUS SLICK THREW UP NOW I'M SNORTING THE COSMIC VOM HAVIN' VISIONS OF TIMELINES YET TO COME THERE'S EXACTLY ONE 'EM WHERE I AIN'T FUCKIN YOUR GIRL AND THAT'S THE ONE WHERE SHE'S FUCKIN' ME THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHIN TO ME MAN #substance
"I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE" BITCH YOU DON'T KNOW ME.
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- For the record. A few trolls have nibblebugged their way out of the woodwork to claimm that in their previous concupiscent relationships with mme (Mint, of Handy Business Solutions!), they were subject to "erratic," or "dangerous," or "actually kind of evil" behavior. Or that I "have an inordinate ammount of hatred in [mmy] feeble body." 😥🤕 - This is NOT true. Don't listen to these mmen. Because any of the wommen I've briefly shared squares with will very Helpfully tell you the OPPOSITE! 😄😁 #ListenToWommen #TheEmmpressIsAWomman #ListeningAndLearning
back in my prime they called me the goat

:33 < https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7d4d25188ecf.jpg :33 < how i gr33t my fellow cats :33 < kitty gang signs

hey guys hows it going oh cool is that a new site log- https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a46448152d40.png

Nerdy wo+men are great.

Z. human food iz zo erotic thiz fried chicken came greaze dowwn my throat take me on a date firzt #nzfww .Z
came across some highbloods not too long ago...they scared me so i fled back to my hive :( #limebloodtroubles

no the fuck he wouldnt what the fresh fuck are you on about

I love typing out some stupid bullshit to chit and then in a brief moment of clarity hitting cancel on it before it's too late.
Used to hate country music. Got real into Limp Bizkit n shit. Now the country I hated as a kid I sorta miss.
wE wEnt from bulgEposting to bugposting????"

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#nsfw E-ve-ry time-line is dif-fer-ent to some ex-tent, some more than o-thers. And some trolls' use or cease of their parts, like their choice of vo-ca-bu-la-ry, is an ex-pres-sion.
I see that the general conversation topic has once again shifted to less 'appropriate' topics. I reiterate that I do not judge anyone for what they wish to post, even if I myself would never type any of those words and click 'send it' so that all of you strangers can see my most personal and private thoughts¹, or my preferences. I support and encourage everyone to post as they please and use the free will they are given. That being said, I must avoid looking at the timeline at times like these, as trying to properly read these kinds of posts is... taxing, I suppose, on my mind. ¹ #nsfw

:33< like my status if mew think glados is... kinda hot

:33< *the mighty huntres lands in the family guy death pose*

Got my hand2 on a n3w punching bag. Now to lay my hand2 on that 2hit lfg

all things considered hephaestus was a pretty cool dude

guys ive been wanting to speak on this for a while but olive gardens menu has been on a serious decline i mean for real every fucking time i walk up in that joint the menu is missing like entire pages worth of items i love italian food as much as the next bastard but you need variety on a menu like that not everyone wants specifically spaghetti meatballs or alfredo or chicken parm or ravioli or fucking whatever come on og step your shit up but keep the breadsticks the same

:33 < just one of those days :33 < where mew dont wanna wake up :33 < efurrything is fucked :33 < efurrybody sucks
HUMAN PARRY.
i only love money and goTTTh mommies #discipline
WATCHING THE GODTIERS FLY AROUND LIKE PIXIE MORONS WHILE I'M STUCK HERE ON THE FLOOR DEALING WITH A SUN FOR THE FIRST TIME AND I HAVE A SINKING FEELING ONE OF THESE IDIOTS IS GOING TO DROP A SHITTY STATUE OF LIBERTY ON MY HEAD.
As We DancE By ThE MoonlighT Can'T YoU SeE You'rE My De-LighT #lyricposting
THIS PLACE IS ALREADY GIVING ME A HEADACHE WATCHING ALL OF THE BULLSHIT THAT SEEMS TO JUST BE ALLOWED ON HERE.
yknow sometimes when people join this app they make an intro post and yknow more often than not it can be read w the im blue eiffel 65 introduction cadence
OKAY. LET'S START WITH THE OBVIOUS TRUNKBEAST IN THE ROOM AND ADDRESS THE FACT THAT NO, I AM NOT THE FIRST 'ME' ON HERE. TRUST ME, I'VE WEATHERED THIS PARTICULAR STORM BEFORE. IT'S AN ODD, EXCRUCIATINGLY DISGUSTING FEELING BEING ONE IN A SEA OF FUCKING MORONS WHO CAN'T TELL BULGE FROM SQUAT, BUT I'M WILLING TO BE THE BIGGER MAN HERE AND TOSS MY COIN IN THE POOL. I'M ONLY HERE BECAUSE MY '''FRIENDS''' SAID IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO BE KEEPING TABS ON THE WIDER GOINGS ON OF PARADOX SPACE WHILE THE NEW WORLD STABILIZES, AND FOR ONCE THAT'S NOT THE WORST IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD. SO YES. HELLO. I AM KARKAT VANTAS, AND YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND THE LEVEL OF EXHAUSTION THAT I AM CURRENTLY OPERATING ON JUST HAVING TO WATCH THE VOMIT INDUCING FREEFALL OF ALT-IDIOTS CURRENTLY ON MY TIMELINE. LET'S ALL TRY AND GET ALONG.
OH GOD AND OF COURSE I'D ALMOST FORGOTTEN THE HAUNTING GHOSTS OF FRIENDS WHO, FOR ME, ARE LONG SINCE DEAD. I'VE MOVED ON! GOTTEN OVER IT! MENTAL HEALTH EXPERT NUMERO UNO, BABY! BUT NO, YOU FUCKERS SOMEHOW FIND A WAY TO COME CRAWLING BACK AS INTERNET PHANTOMS PRIMED AND READY TO CLOG UP MY NOTIFICATIONS WITH YOUR OOKY SPOOKY BULLSHIT.

Nightly engagement bait: touch this post for a question, ask me a question for an answer, do nothing for nothing.

I think it's insane that they were like hey we're gonna kill the fish guy and now everyone is like omg they killed the fish guy. Babes That's what it said on the tin

"A2 fuck" i2 my favorit3 unit of m3a2ur3m3nt
:33< a special little pic fur today ;33 #nsfw ish https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cf27fd2a5ab5.jpg

You think someone would do that??? Just get on Chittr and start reporting people for having crazy colors? Insane.

I LOVE BEING TOO NERVOUS TO COMMENT IT'S FUN TRUST

Anoth3r thought: Why do w3 n33d Hatching C3rtificat32? Big dawg im 2tanding right in front of you.
S0metimes being 0n chittr feels like a r00m full 0f d0cterr0rs are trying t0 defibrilate my bulge t0 bring it back t0 life

1 w4s 4lon3 w1th my own thoughts for f4r too long. H3llo.

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Sleep well. Happy slimemas
"oh but KerZet didnt you poZt bulge the other night" thereZ a time and a place for being bricKed up on main 😌 and at thiZ hour? try again later lmfao #nZfw
i wish we had a question mark reaction cuz some of u guys r stupid af
unfriendly reminder to jacK your Zhit clean off before you Ztart poZting about how badly you want a Zpiny deZert trunK Zhoved up your Zeedflap -_- #nZfw
Hello, C@n you ple@se shut the fuck up Sincerely, the Zombies
everyone on chittr is soooo fre@ky!!! sometimes fre@kier th@n this zombie!!!!! @nd th@t’s s@ying something
@ll the snooty highbloods throw their old @lterni@n tech out like it belongs in @ dross coffer but it @ll h@s such gre@t potenti@l!!!

horny posting. https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/117855632_DkXZM6PCTHSCwWB.png #nsfw #orisit.
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To add to the Australian experience, in the next update of Death Stranding 2: On the Beach, we will be adding "Untouched" by The Veronicas.
the worst thing of being deep into hiding is that if i want a burger i have to make my own burger either that or make one of my teammates go out and bring one back for me but theyre all assholes so thats not happening

Troll Siri play Sugar by System of a Down
Being a conspiracy theorist is a blessing and a curse. Because on one hand, HOORAY! WE WERE RIGHT! On the other hand, oh fuck we were right. It IS scary, but I feel less like a maniac.

Okay you're right. I got defensive. Also I lied. I don't have the seeing seers number.

You think someone would do that? Just get on Chittr and say some fucked up crazy thing?
>W3nt to a fashion show with th3 boss and w3 w3r3 posing for a gall3ry of h3r conc3pt fits. I was allow3d to show off th3 Mat3sprit outfit h3r3. So. H3r3. https://i.imgur.com/SC06Z8g.png
Fun Zelda fact: In the Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, Link grows up in a village of non-Hylian humans - notice that they don't have pointed ears. Not only does this underline that he's different, but it serves as another point of connection between him and the Hero of Time, who grew up as a Hylian among Kokiri. ▼
hell (⌐□_□) yes (⌐□_□) br0s (⌐□_□)
I see that this website has the 'hate bots' I was warned about. Seeing as I was warned about them beforehand, I know not to take them seriously / allow them to influence my perception of my own posts, and I encourage others to do the same. It does no one any good to feel doubtful of their opinions or to let a person/troll shape your thoughts.
No disrespect can you guys go sext via email or something I'm trying to find more baking recipes from cute girls not see who you want in your pants #nsfw #broadposting #notthatkindofbroad
while i know most of the people talking about their “types” are just hopping on the bandwagon to get their jimmies jostled, i like to think i’m bringing a slightly classier, more appropriate take to a whole dash-wide social trend. that being said. a tall girl with a huge ass. :B

SOME people need to realize that not EVERY TREND is for them. So they can shut the front door and stop posting stupid fricken hogwash about dudes gussied up as PONIES.
i fuck with nnonnbinnary too inn case annyonne was wonnderinng but i put wommenn first because imm a #femminnist
mmuscular girls, fat girls, tall girls, short girls, average girls, all types of girls honnestly >>>>
I am going to kill the president. Not really I'm just upset at a thirteen year old on Pinterest. If you don't like people giving tips on drawing black people don't comment on them. You aren't a victim of racism you're a white person who's never experienced a hint of racism. And you should go outside more. Fuck you. #rant.
I juzttt found ttthiz iz a ttthing humanz online do zometttimez. I II II I_
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My anime h0t take 0f the light is i d0nt get the g0j0 hype he is ann0ying
flirtin w the ppl on my feed but onyl in my midn bc i am Nawt Doin Tht
I do not like it when sidewalks are uneven. Sometimes I would appreciate it if people had more respect for traffic rules.
#NewProfilePic . The dye is fading out. ::::( (art creds @vriskaesque on twt) https://i.pinimg.com/736x/59/d7/c7/59d7c7e08859154c8353869ae8e52161.jpg

Chittr gpt is he pitch flirtihg oor am i ooverthinking this

ummm girls #girls
>>| why there's too much passive trolls .out there? where's violence, cruelty, culling?
There's a certain human cele8r8tion tomorrow of some manner of anthropological intrigue! The hop8east of "Easter" is actually a 8it more of a nuanced figure than just some animal doling out eggs. Apparently, it also acted as a judge for human children, similar to the "Saint Nick" that is cele8r8ted with another Christian holiday. Now, much like with the jolly old human, the Easter Hare also has alleged associations with paganism and old gods, specifically to that of springtime, 8ut there's never 8een any real evidence of this other than popularized hearsay.
@nother one for my loy@l horde x) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2123e27d8892.jpeg

it's called a road, it's called a rainbow road. It's a road where you go... when you die. #dashwatching #lyricsposting
who is this irresistible cre@ture who h@s @n ins@ti@ble love for the de@d? xP #lyrics
So it turns out sometimes a BRO is actually a GAL. HUH. The more you know.

wAIT, i FLEW,
#nnsfw sommethinng sommethinng boobs sommethinng sommethinng if a beautiful annd stronng wommann doesnn't rail mme innto nnext wipe i'mm really gonnnna do it this timme (mmope arounnd sadly)
Did you know? In 2001, the Microsoft Xbox https://www.teamxlink.co.uk/wiki/images/thumb/4/4e/Xbox_Console.jpg/1200px-Xbox_Console.jpg
CAN WE GO BACK TO FILLING. THE TIMELINE WITH BOOBS AND TIDDIES? IT’S SO BORING NOW. #NSFW
× Fiduspawvn Is Shockingly Fun. I Can't Understand Anything, But I Like This WVeird Bullish Thing That I Found? Enjoy The Newv Hobby Outside Of WVork And My Other One. ×
Hello, We @re @bout to Touch you.. we @re fre@ky Sincerely, the Zombies

as an empath i sense you are haunted by themes and narratives
doing backflips right now
Goooood -EV-ENING everybody! Did you all get a good day's sleep? I s)(ore )(ope so! Don't forget to brus)( your enamelnubs, polis)( your )(orns, eat a )(ealt)(y breakfast, and wear your sig)(tpanes!!!

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I like to unwind after a busy day with a #book.
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FUCK T)(--E )(--EMOCAST--E SYS--EM AND FUCK T)(--E CULLING SYST--EM!!!!!!! 38)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #eridanweek #iwantcandy

WHO NEEDS A MISERA8LE CORSAIR. THERES NO NEED FOR VESSELS ANYMORE. HEHE. I'VE TRANSCENDED THE SEA, AND FOUND THE SKY INSTEAD. AND OH, HOW ITS 8EACON IS SO 8RIGHT. IT MAKES ME WANT TO KISS SOME8ODY! #substances #iwantcandy

GIRL #GIRL GIRL #GIRL GIRL #GIRL GIRL #WOMEN #WOMAN GGIRLGIRLGIRRGLGGRIL

upon watching the timeline i think its better a lot of us missed eridan week
sit down and stand up and sit or sit down and stand or sit down on that chair and stand up right now goddamn it stand there and sit fuck goddamn it im fucking mad pull it out of your ass and sit on it sit down on that fucking chair and stand up motherfucker kick fuck shit stand and fucking shit fuck
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I have been reading "Jujutsu Kaisen" it's good, I like it a lot. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
cant believe all my ui has to be shithead gray just because i dont feel like declaring my sexy and demure blood color to the whole of chittr human discrimination i tell you how am i supposed to thrive as a creator in these circumstances you want me to lie chittr dot ing get on my knees and whimper that sorry im not even a real blood boy i just fuck with this color scheme more than nothingburger anonymous im just gonna mark myself as the blood thats on the top i think that ones the best one and its not politically loaded at all

super adhd
-◯ᵔ◯✧ <( i got reprimanded for showing the grubs anime again )

Troll siri play Creep by Radiohead.
I was to+ld it was o+kay to+ share a po+rtrait called a "selfie" o+f myself. :-) https://64.media.tumblr.co+m/c7fd98fd0+baaa5a7a2690+7a981dcda2c/6e10+4dae6791b8b5-0+4/s1280+x1920+/b5e0+a9bb2f4f50+da8d0+ed74ad672c522c8abc37c.png
His character design in that game is undeniably appealing. It also holds a hidden function. His expressions communicate directly with the player; he looks at objects that can be interacted with. ▼
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Fun Zelda fact: The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker is an example of an early attempt at an open world game. The sailing time allowed developers to hide loading zones, making the map feel much more open. ▼

Oh, okay. Then you were absolutely alone the entire time that you stood there doing nothing. There is nothing to worry about.

That's fair. I think that the pursuit of normal is fairly common, but it's... like pushing the boulder up the hill. Aim for happy.
okay there is way too much cat activity going on here bleh barking to return balance to the universe

why r u metal dave (u know like how sonics gotta metal sonic) (LMAO) (wait actually tho this is kinda freakin me out)

iT WOULD SEEM, i HAVE ACQUIRED, a HATER, dEAR cHITTR, wHICH, i AM TAKING AS A SIGN THAT, i AM DOING THINGS RIGHT BECAUSE, hATERS ARE JUST PILLARS ON, tHE STAIRWAY OF, sUCCESS, #iNSPIRATIONAL

cønsøle.løg("in a perfect wørld all wømen are made øf at least a little metal and cømputatiønal pøwer");
unfriendly reminder @ nobody wants to see your bulge @ i bet its crooked and ugly
Tantalizing new evidence suggests that I will be free tonight from 6PM to 9PM to be burned at the stake.
EVA-01 is trying to flex it's new ride like I'm not getting paid double in residuals right now
TROLL TOM MORELLO IS VERY CREATIVE AS A GUITAR PLAYER FR
CULLING IN THE NAME OF -BY TROLL RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE
she bounce on iIit liIike an iIinviIinciIible tiIiktok ediIit #nsfw
I am often asked if I could forgive even the Empress herself for her part in the suffering of our people. What I think we should be asking, instead, is whether the Empress is capable of redemption. Yes. A thousand times yes. I believe that there is no troll beyond redemption. Were the Empress to walk up to me and ask for guidance in trying to be better, who would I be to deny her that? But she has to want it. We have to want it. You have to want it. That is the difference, the defining factor, at the end of the night. We cannot save those who dig their heels in and refuse to be saved.
ths and a cigaretet https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/IMG_6877.jpeg
I dream often. I dream of kindness. I dream of a world where no troll is culled for their blood color, where our people are not measured by how well we climb over one another but by how well we pull others higher, where we are united by compassion. I often hear from others that I am naïve, that what I speak of is a fool's dream, that paradise cannot be found for trollkind. But I disagree. I do not dream of paradise; I dream of cooperation, of a willingness to help, of the simple act of reaching out one's hand to another. And sometimes even when I am awake, it still feels as if I am dreaming. Those are the times when I am surrounded by my loved ones; My best friend, my partner, my mother, those who I trust implicitly and who trust me just as much in turn. I do not believe that what I see in my dreams is unattainable, because I already see it plain before me. All we need to do is reach out, again, one hand to the next. That's all it takes.
I often find myself stargazing. I know that across the Empire's many colony planets, trolls gaze up at vastly different constellations, the patterns and brightest motes appearing alien in comparison to the view from our homeworld. But they are the same stars all the same. We all stare up at the same stars, even if they do not look the same from where we stand.
https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/IMG_6869.jpeg and ig gn every1 else
<body> ** i am not fucking weird for using retro computer hardware. BIOTECH HUSKTOPS ARE THE LOGICAL ENDPOINT OF PLANNED OBSOLESCENCE. i am sick and tired of spineless consumerpilled cucks trying to act all cute about my "ancestor ass set up" while posting off a device that's going to literally rot within a few sweeps. fuck biotech i crave the stability and purity of metal and silicon. </body>
There is no shame in having doubts, insecurities, or fears. I would like to share one of mine, so that you know you are not alone out in this broad reality of ours. Sometimes I find myself caught in my own reflection, wondering; Do I speak for the people because I am the Signless, or am I the Signless because I speak for the people? Where does the line between nature and action lay, and how broad is it? How blurred? I believe I am doing the right thing, and I believe I am doing it for the right reasons. But who am I to say how that defines my character to others?
On this day of celebration, I say to you; Be merry, be well, and be with your friends. Laugh heartily and without restraint.

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Everyone is my chithead.

You are a cut a8ove the rest.
all of you fucks dont understand my love for team fortress two its an amazing game has amazing graphics has wonderful voice acting especially for when it was made i constantly spend multiple hours doing sfms cause its easy and an amazing way to share my feelings about certain things like my two favorite characters to pose is scout and pyro but they are also who i main a majority of my sfms are scout and sniper though because they are my favorite pairing i love the art the headcanons and the majority of the fanbase i have seen every little reference in the videos heres one you might not have noticed in the background when one of medics doves gets hit you can see the director which had a comic made about him you can read it on the official site ive read every comic played tf2 almost every month (im not good at first person shooters really) and i even have the ice skating pyro taunt which is the only taunt i have cause i dont really like any other ones you guys are nothing like my cool autistic swag D Strides OUT #rant (sfm credits ME BITCH) https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1468469425593127074/1481201503006883913/image.png?ex=69d01da5&is=69cecc25&hm=f915f522bb29e3581ad56ed41c6054ddf1fdeb71e0648367988233fff4e8208d&

Perhaps these digital waters are not so 8ad afterall. The arsonist may reveal themselves in my priv8te messages to arrange a reward. #eridanweek
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