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you can al*ays share *hat youre thinking cmonnn

NO.

Chittr is starting to rub off on me. Vwery nearly just gavwe into the urge to shout some #hornyposting into the abyss. Maybe it’s time to put the palmhusk awvay.

print("long day at the office?") print("or... wherever you were")
Xx I think... todays a "im not doing anything" type of day.. xX

vwoke up super late.
Xx #NSFW #NSFWE #Violence #Suggestive Xx I'm having a rough night. The Casino will be closing early. I need to essentially fuck myself unconcious before I do what we in the profesional business call "losing my shit and murdering the nearest person I see within a 5 mile radius.". Have a nice evening my darlings <3 xX

Can’t sleep. Send help.
the reason some of you snapperheads dont get laid is because you call yourselvwes empaths instead of DARK empaths. vwomen vwant to fuck men vwho tick evwery box of the dark triad superficially. basically, you gotta act like a serial killer vwithout being one.
taking the "human kin" out of my bio for good because the local pony play pervw is trying to bond vwith me ovwer the fake identity i contrivwed to get p&p from mentally unstable beforan vwomen and i cant afford that right nowv. or evwer. this is social suicide.
wish the fatigue wasnt this bad. constantly feels like im about to fall asleep.
I never even had a girlfriend, man. Why am I in the fucking scary dimension.
i think if i hadn’t literally created the universe, i would probably get fired from this clown gig after today. who hires a birthday clown for an office birthday party??? all those serious businessmen with their suits and their pipes kinda reminded me of my dad… i may have shed a tear or two. turns out you are not supposed to cry while juggling bats, it really fucks up your flow. i might have broken a window.
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WHY DOES MY SECOND HOUSE SUDDENLY SMELL OF PISS.

I need to hit on more women
cant stand up without fainting today. whats a guy gotta do to be functional around here.

look youre cute and all but my vwork must go on.

Okay I give up.

a mOtHeRfUcKeR WoNdErS SoMeTiMeS WhAt's tHe pOiNt oF WaStInG LiKe pItY On hIm. GuShErS StIlL ToO FuCkInG SoFt )O: dOn't wAnT It gEtTiNg hArD EiThEr. No rEaL FuCkIn mIdDlE GrOuNd tO Be hAd.

i think it'd be fun to live a life where not everything is bad for me ykwim




