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Nooot gooonna lie the Scooooooby Doooooo ritual dance sooong goooes hard
i FEEL,,, wELL, i FEEL, a LOT, i GUESS,,, a PIT IN MY STOMACH, mOSTLY, aND NOT, iBS, tHIS TIME, bUT,,, i AM WITH A FRIEND, aND THE AIR IS CLEAN AND,,, tHIS PLACE, iS SO PERFECT FOR A NAP, ((HTTPS://MSPABOORU.COM//IMAGES/15/178EA4A36B589F2914FD89E8BE6827BD.PNG)) ((HTTPS://UNOFFICIALMSPAFANS.BANDCAMP.COM/TRACK/LULLING-LUTESCENT-PROSPIT-SLEEP))
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Can 8e arranged.
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BACK ON MY HATING GRIND BECAUSE I CAN'T FUCKING SLEEP.
K--<The world has turned and left me here Just where I was before you appeared And in your place, an empty space Has filled the void behind my face I just made love with your sweet memory One thousand times in my head You said you loved it more than ever You said You remain turned away Turning further every day
Remembering my days playing Robot Unicorn Attack 2. I had the sickest looking unicorn. Don't even doubt me.
:33< if mew want a billion kisses let meow know and ill give them to mew
(( last post for the night. If anyone would be willing to help me go over confessions and shit, please dm me </3 tonight was fun but also overwhelming ))
everyone on dash huddlin around huggin and cryin rn we got each other
Jeff the Didn't Like That
b33n 4 wh1l3. cl34ns3 your bulbz w/ th1s. #nsfw https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/3c9dc87dcc09.png
Get Angrier, I Like That.
Another installment of five. Part three. #janetalk #controversial #hidenolonger 11.) Some among you loudly disclaiming my ideology on the feed are DEBASING YOURSELVES in my direct messages. 12.) I am not nearly as bad as a number of you are making me out to be. You wouldn't blink twice if the same opinions were delivered to your chat client by a local highblood, but your preconceptions about overly-mushy human sentimentality blind you to the fact that nothing I am saying or doing is that dadgum bad. 13.) Baking isn't that hard. You are simply piss poor at following instructions. We as a corporation have boiled the process down to the point that most primates could nail it after a couple of tries and a number of you are STILL frying crunchy-crust crudcakes straight out of your grimy ovens. Get better. 14.) I have a private tier list of you ALL ranked best to worst in terms of my personal favor. There are NO ties. I don't believe in them. Each of you is above someone and below someone else, Scooby Doo sandwich style. This includes personal friends and their iterations. You could climb or plummet from the leaderboards on a daily basis. 15.) As of the time of posting, every Alternian heiress prior to the one with which I am acquainted does not exist to me.
youre a fuckin poet man can i contact you regardin date ideas for future obsidian entanglements this is great material
im partial to extravvagant displays a malice like collapsin a building on top of them or runnin them ovver wwith a vvehicle granted naturally theyre durable enough to handle that kinda output or possess simple enough means to resurrect
LOCAL HEIRESS STUMBLES AND LOSES FOOTING DURING IMPORTANT PHOTOSHOOT. SAD!
There's supposed to be ★ meteor shower soon. I will cut one in h★lf.
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4ND Y3S, W3 SHOULD. W3 COULD 3V3N CO-RUN SOM3 STUFF.
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sorry i thought that was a given. allthough i upholld the originall has SOME vallue and does some cooll stuff, yeah it's kinda a hot mess
kisMesis is the best quaDrant. bitches hate ya but can't get enough of ya. huge ego boost ngl
god that's so sick it almost makes me forget it's depressing... hope you feel better man! 8V
#nsfw #violence #kismesis thinking about punching him in the face and breaking his nose so blood and snot drip into his mouth and shut him up <3<
i think everytroll SHOULd have their own metaPhorical squeakbeast to helP GUIdE them like how in the classic dRAMA saw the squeakbeast is jigsaw for AdAM and dOCTOR GORdON you SHOULd show more PeoPle you want to BONd with squeakbeasthunt i think it will change the trajectory of their lives i WOULd like to see you hurl anvils ANd comical mallets at a skittering creature that SOUNdS dOWNRIGHT heeheesterical [:F
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Thank you. I appreciate your support. And your awoo. Karkat Vantas.
its very telling that they were given the answer to their Problems at the start of the film yet they comPletely IGNOREd it because they FAILEd to recognize their BONdS as clutchmates the squeakbeast is truly a hero for helPing them realize the imPortance of their connection ANd humbling them at the same time
i just dONT UNdERSTANd why the two dO not simPly give the squeakbeast cheese ANd MINd their own business he will dIE within 1 sweeP ANd they will outlive him REGARdLESS
It is never ethical to snitch on someone for shoplifting.
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damn, that s0unds r0ugh. i'm s0 glad i d0n't need mine anym0re.
WOW. WHAT A BEAuTIFuL DISPLAY. OF PuRE HATERISM. I HAVE ALSO FOuND CLAY TO BE. THE PERFECT MATERIAL. WITH WHICH TO MOCK AND DESTROY YOuR ENEMIES WITH. BRAVO, TRuLY.
Perhaps I am lucky I did not have a phone until very recently.
You guys don't understand, @carbolicGalvanologist literally made an effigy of me and tried to turn me into a little 8lack stain. You aaaaaaaall need to step up your h8 game. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b025c6f4bcf9.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a1fd7f4a7c04.jpg
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 So I have noticed a vast surplus of human females here who seem to be suffering quite badly, so I thought it good of me to start researching ancient earth human newspapers, texts, and information to see if I could assist and find some method which could help. It turns out back in the 'victorian era' 1900's they called this serious condition Hysteria, and they made these mechanical horses for 'horse exercise' that were so violent moving they had to be bolted to the floors of the places these machines operated. I would like more information, but I could potentially manufacture these for anyone who required this kind of assistance if there would be enough interest. I would be intrigued to know from other humans what replaced these clearly outdated terms and outdated devices, but I must say, they sure do look like they would be entertaining to use, or perhaps a good icebreaker for a masochism party with included tango, what do you all think? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/676de76403a6.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/718c1ab304c7.png #hysteria #nsfw #horny #riding #horseriding #horseexcersise #victorian #earth 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
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𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 I refuse to entertain you. You may not force me to do so. I would only like to entertain those who wish not to be entertained. You see it is always more sanitary and slightly more efficient when I do it that way. Should you wish to be entertained there are far better acts out there than mine. I would rather be atomized than spend one lick attempting to entertain you. That is just the way the grubloaf crumbles I am afraid. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀