KARKAT VANTAS
@creaticGoeticist
THE GUY WITH THE BEST FUCKING MOVIE BLOG IN THE INCIPISPHERE *AND* CO-HOST OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB, GMT/BST. >> THE BLOG: https://letterboxd.com/CGeneticist/ <<
@AMBIVALENTGANGSTA IS HOSTING A BONFIRE TONIGHT. WHO’S COMING? I NEED TO KNOW HOW MANY OF THESE *VERY GOOD AND NOT BURNT* COOKIES TO BRING.
sure why n0t, i'll sh0w up and eat y0ur burnt c00kies, kk
WHAT IF I HAD BLUE HUMAN EYES. AND THE WORLD SHUDDERED.
STOP BEING A WHINY PISS BABY WRIGGLER AND LOOK AT TROLL ZOOEY DESCHANEL’S HAUNTING BULBS.
UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU, NO I DON’T, I LOOK MUCH BETTER THAN THAT, JOKE RUINED. TELL A DIFFERENT ONE.
OCCUPYING MY TIME AT @DOOMSDAYDOUBLED ’S HIVE, BECAUSE HE KEEPS BEATING ME AT SMASH AND I’M FUCKING SICK OF IT.
sitting there taking m0del sh0ts while making expl0ded buttery kernels. smh she's right y0u were "m0gging". but this is why i'm winning, kk, y0u g0tta get y0ur head in the game.
YOU HAVE TO BE A GOOD MOIRAIL AND LET ME WIN AT LEAST ONCE, YOU PRICK. THIS IS WHY I GAVE UP AND JUST DECIDED TO FOCUS ON THE ARGUABLY EASIER GIG OF SITTING PRETTY.
h0w can y0u get better if i let y0u win? besides y0u g0t really cl0se that 0ne r0und
… UGH. I HATE THAT YOU’RE RIGHT AND YOU’RE BEING SO DAMN ENCOURAGING. SHOW ME YOUR SECRET MOVES AND I’LL KEEP TRYING.
yes i will teach y0u the different c0mb0 m0ves, kk. c0me, y0ung padawan.
I’M STARTING A DISCUSSION OVER ON THE #ABCC AFTER-FILM FORUM, AND YOU NOW HAVE THE RARE OPPORTUNITY FOR ME, KARKAT VANTAS, TO LISTEN TO YOU. THE QUESTION: WHAT DO YOU THINK THE DEFINITION OF CAMP IS? WHAT’S TOEING THE LINE THERE, AND WHAT QUALIFIES? AND GIVE SOME GOOD EXAMPLES. HEAD OVER TO THE CHAT AND WEIGH IN. I’M BEING SO CHARITABLE IN LETTING YOU HAVE THE FLOOR.
I’M FUCKING CRYING LAUGHING. GENUINELY THERE ARE HOT, WET TEARS RUNNING DOWN MY CHEEKS. @CRYHOUNDCOLORATURA THOUGHT THIS WAS JUST REGULAR OLD PRIDE AND PREJUDICE, AND FULLY JUMPED OUT OF HIS SEAT WHEN HE SAW THE FIRST ZOMBIE. THIS IS WHY READING COMPREHENSION WILL DO YOU ALL WELL. LEARN FROM THIS.
You ſoil his pan with degeneracy. I will ſwiftly rectify this injuſtice with a prompt viewing of the actual Pride and Prejudice, followed by Senſe and Senſibility.
I will watch the ogs with you don't worry omggg
GO FORTH, MY ABCC-LINGS. #ABCC #ABCC-GMT WATCHPARTY IS NOW OPEN VIA THE LINK BELOW.
HALF AN HOUR BEFORE THE GATES OF HELL OPEN TO #ABCC-GMT #ABCC’S PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES SHOWING. FUCK, THAT WAS A MOUTHFUL.
8uge can u dm me when it’s time I’m in the a8lution rn and will forget
GOOD AFTERNOON, FUCKERS AND FUCKERS-IN-LAW OF #ABCC. SPECIFICALLY THE CINEMANIACS OF #ABCC-GMT. GET READY TO FUCKING GET CINEMANIACAL ONCE AGAIN THIS WEEK FOR THE KICKOFF OF #MEATWEEK. I AM, AS ALWAYS EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE TIME WHERE I FORGOT (AND I’M STILL SELF FLAGELLATING OVER THAT, LET ME HAVE THIS), YOUR #ABCC-FILMLEADER HOSTING THE #ABCC-GMT #WATCHPARTY OF: PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES (2016). I THINK THIS MOVIE SUCKS IN THAT UNIQUE WAY THAT I HONESTLY FUCKING LOVE. PICTURE THIS: 19TH CENTURY ENGLAND (SHOUT OUT TO MY BEFORISH COUSIN @ ), OVERRUN WITH THE LIVING DEAD. YEAH, IT’S FUCKING AWESOME, AND THE PERFECT WAY TO KICK OFF OUR THEMING FOR THIS WEEK. CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS MONSTROSITY GROSSED ALMOST 11 MILLION BOONDOLLARS IN ITS RELEASE??? YOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKING OFF YOUR NUG FOR THAT. ANYWAY. WE'LL BE STARTING AT 21:00 (9PM) SHARP ON FRIDAY FOR OUR GHASTLY MIST VIEWERS, THEN ONTO 7 PM EST FOR SWEENEY TODD, AND 7 PM PST FOR FRANKENSTEIN. HOP ON THE #ABCC-CHATTR TAG AN #ABCC-GMT TAG TO LIVEBLOG WITH YOUR FELLOW CHITTRERS, ETC ETC BLAH BLAH FUCKING BLAH. IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, OR A MOVIE SUGGESTION OF YOUR OWN, HEAD TO ABCC'S WEBSITE, LINKED BELOW. I’VE ALSO LINKED A CHAT BOX FOR ONGOING MOVIE DISCUSSIONS IN THE FORUM STYLE, SO WE CAN ALL DEBRIEF. YOU KNOW I LOVE A DEBRIEF. AND A BRIEF. RSVP IN THE COMMENTS NOW. #GETIN.
I HAVE LITERALLY NOT STOPPED MOVING FOR TWELVE FULL HOURS. I THINK MY FRONDS ARE GOING TO GIVE OUT.
I’VE JUST BEEN WORKING AND RUNNING ERRANDS ALL FUCKING DAY, I HAVEN’T STOPPED. *SOMEONE* HAS TO GET THESE CRITIQUES PERFECT FOR HIS BLOG, AND THE ONLY WAY TO DO THAT IS TO BE STRUT PODS TO THE STREET.
we talking dry8rushing, face mask, oil, cream, cooling 8ul8pads, the WORKS
GETTING MY FUCKING OIL CHANGED AND NEW TIRES PUT ON AT FLORID’S APPARENTLY.
WAKE THE FUCK UP OUT OF YOUR BURIAL SITES, EVERYBODY. START GROANING AND HOLDING YOUR FRONDS OUT IN FRONT OF YOU AND STUMBLING AROUND LIKE A BUNCH OF IMPUDENT CHIMPS WITH BALANCE ISSUES. CINEMANIACS OF #ABCC. GET READY TO FUCKING GET CINEMANIACAL ONCE AGAIN THIS WEEK FOR WHAT OUR FILM LEADERS HAVE DUBBED AS “MEAT” WEEK. WHY MEAT? BECAUSE THESE MOVIES ARE FUCKING MEATY, IS THE EXPLANATION I GOT BEFORE POSTING THIS. WE ARE SO GODDAMN WITTY. WE’VE GOT ONE HELL OF A LINEUP FOR YOU. TAKE A LOOK: #GMT-ABCC IS HOSTING PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES (2016). #EST-ABCC IS HOSTING SWEENEY TODD (2007). #PST-ABCC IS HOSTING FRANKENSTEIN (2025). YOU SHOULDN’T MISS ANY OF THESE FILMS, AS IF YOU DON’T GET THE COMPLETE MOVIE MARATHON, YOU REALLY AREN’T TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE COMPLEX SYSTEM AND NETWORK OF JUICY FILM BRO CONTENT WE’VE PUT IN PLACE FOR YOU. THANK YOUR FELLOW FILM LEADERS, YEAH? THEY (*WE*) WORK HARD TO CURATE THESE MOVIES FOR YOU ALL. ANYWAY. WE'LL BE STARTING AT 21:00 (9PM) SHARP ON FRIDAY FOR OUR GHASTLY MIST VIEWERS, THEN ONTO 7 PM EST FOR SWEENEY TODD, AND 7 PM PST FOR FRANKENSTEIN. SOME PEOPLE HAVE BEEN CONFUSED ON THE TIMING FOR MY SPECIFIC SHOWINGS ON FRIDAY, AND TO THIS I SAY: I HAVE A FUCKING JOB, AND THAT JOB REQUIRES ME TO USE MY SPONGE FOR IT, AND THEN I HAVE A LIFE BEFORE 9 PM AFTER I GET HOME FROM SAID JOB. #EMPLOYEDPROBLEMS. #MAKINGDINNERANDSHOWERINGPROBLEMS. SO, I HUMBLY ASK YOU TO SUCK IT THE FUCK UP AND DEAL WITH MY TIME CHANGE. THE WEBSITE WILL REFLECT THIS. HOP ON THE #ABCC-CHATTR TAG AN #ABCC-GMT TAG TO LIVEBLOG WITH YOUR FELLOW CHITTRERS, ETC ETC BLAH BLAH FUCKING BLAH. IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, OR A MOVIE SUGGESTION OF YOUR OWN, HEAD TO ABCC'S WEBSITE, LINKED BELOW. I’VE ALSO LINKED A CHAT BOX FOR ONGOING MOVIE DISCUSSIONS IN THE FORUM STYLE, SO WE CAN ALL DEBRIEF OR PREBRIEF WITHOUT CLOGGING THE FEED. SOME PEOPLE DON’T WANNA SEE THAT SHIT. THEY’RE MISSING OUT, BUT FAIR IS FAIR. RSVP IN THE COMMENTS NOW WITH YOUR PREFERRED SHOWING(S). #GETIN.
FITTING THAT THE BLOOD GUY SHOULD BE THE ONE TO CHITT THIS WIPE'S #ABCC-SINLIST. WHAT IS MEAT BUT A DRY SPONGE, WAITING TO BE ENGORGED WITH THE LIFEBLOOD OF BEATING, PULSATING CINEMATIC *VIGOR.* GORE AMIDST DOILIES. ILL-GOTTEN CULLFLESH MADE PALATABLE IN PASTRY. A LITURGY TO THE CARNAL, TO THE RAW, IRREVERENT TRUTH OF THE BODY AND THE NON-EXISTENCE OF THE SOUL. SEE IT ALL. BURY YOUR PRONGS UP TO THE FUCKING ELBOWS IN SWEET, CINEMATIC VISCERA. DO A FUCKING SWAN DIVE STRAIGHT INTO THIS WIPE'S EAGERLY AWAITED THEME. AND #GETIN, EVERYBODY. IT'S FUCKING #MEATWEEK.
TRUST AND BELIEVE MY PRONGS ARE STUCK RIGHT INTO THIS SLOPPY MASS OF EAGER, GREEDY, DISGUSTINGLY VILE, THROBBING… YOU KNOW WHAT. I DON’T KNOW WHERE THIS GRAND ALLEGORY WAS GOING. IGNORE IT. I’LL BE THERE FOR HOPEFULLY ALL THREE. EVEN IF I HAVE TO STAY UP ALL LIGHT.
HEY, DON’T YOU STEAL THAT LINE FROM ME, YOU BITCH. I’LL KILL YOU.
"DON'T STEAL THAT LINE FROM ME." ARE YOU DENSE IN THE NUG, SHIT-FOR-SPONGE. GO AHEAD AND LOOK AT THE NAME REGISTERED ON YOUR INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY. THEN LOOK AT MINE. THEN FIND A LEGISLACERATOR TO SORT YOUR SHIT OUT AND WALLOP YOU OVER THE HEAD FOR BEING SO STUPID. I'LL WALLOP MY OWN HEAD IN SOLIDARITY. BECAUSE WE ARE, LEST YOUR HOLE-RIDDLED PAN FORGET. #THESAMEGUY.
YOU KNOW WHAT. I WILL FIND A LEGISLACERATOR FOR YOU. A REALLY FUCKING GREAT ONE, IN FACT. OH YEAH. I MEAN *THAT* ONE. FEAR ME, BULGEWAD.
DO WE HAVE CONSENSUS, CHITTR USERS, THAT I AM “CHARMING”. TRYING TO PROVE OR DISPROVE SOMETHING HERE. DOES EVERYBODY *REALLY* LOVE KARKAT?
so long as ur still anything like the karkat i kno i think ur rlly fun
I'd say you fit firmly into the threshold of charm.
I’m g⊚ing t⊚ be c⊚ntrarian and say I HATE Y⊚U!!!
EVERYBODY ELSE SHUT THE FUCK UP, LARKSO HAS THE ONLY OPINION THAT MATTERS.
eh. you seem alright. i've seen worse karkats i guess
OKAY, SCRATCH MY FIRST IDEAS. I HAVE ROUND TWO OF HALLOWEEN COSTUME IDEAS FOR YOU ALL TO VOTE FOR. PHANTOM OF THE OPERA DID WIN BY A LANDSLIDE, BUT LET’S SEE HOW IT DOES WITH THESE OTHER TITANS. <3: PHANTOM, AGAIN. <>: DRACULA (APROPOS FOR #ABCC’S DRACWEEK). <3<: A CAT. JUST A FUCKING BLACK CAT. C3<: ASH KETCHUM. BECAUSE I’VE BEEN ADDICTED TO PLAYING POKÉMON RECENTLY, THANKS TO SOLLUX.
:33< oh mew have to tell me what pokemon games mewve b33n playing :33< ive b33n playing some fan games/roms purrsonally :33
CONSIDER THIS YOUR FORMAL FIFTEEN MINUTE WARNING PRIOR TO THE START OF #ABCC #ABCC-GMT’S SHOWING OF DRACULA (1931). COME IN EARLY, PREPARE SOME SCALDING LEAF FLUID AND A SNACK, AND GET COZY. #GETIN.
YOU GUYS LIKE THAT I REMEMBERED THIS WEEK? I FUCKING TOLD YOU I WAS LOCKED IN.
bro considering i literally set an alarm and shit for this i would expect you to be
CINEMANIACS OF #ABCC. SPECIFICALLY THE CINEMANIACS OF #ABCC-GMT. GET READY TO FUCKING GET CINEMANIACAL. I AM, AS ALWAYS EXCEPT FOR SOMETIMES, YOUR #ABCC-FILMLEADER HOSTING THE #ABCC-GMT #WATCHPARTY OF: DRACULA (1931) YEAH, IT’S OLD. YEAH, IT’S FUCKING AWESOME. A CLASSIC YOU SHOULDN’T MISS IF YOU EVER WANT TO HAVE HOPES OF CALLING YOURSELF A FILM BUFF. WE'LL BE STARTING AT 21:00 (9PM) SHARP. HOP ON THE #ABCC-CHATTR TAG AN #ABCC-GMT TAG TO LIVEBLOG WITH YOUR FELLOW CHITTRERS. IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, OR A MOVIE SUGGESTION OF YOUR OWN, HEAD TO ABCC'S WEBSITE, LINKED BELOW. I’VE ALSO LINKED A CHAT BOX FOR ONGOING MOVIE DISCUSSIONS IN THE FORUM STYLE, SO WE CAN ALL DEBRIEF. YOU KNOW I LOVE A DEBRIEF. AND A BRIEF. RSVP IN THE COMMENTS NOW. #GETIN.
EXACTLY. NO ONE UPDATED IT. LOOK, DON’T WORRY. FROM HERE ON OUT IT’LL BE FROM 9 PM FOR THE GMT SHOWING SPECIFICALLY.
I AM SO FUCKING LOCKED IN. I CAN’T BELIEVE I WAS EVER LOCKED OUT, I’M SO IN RIGHT NOW.
Are you ready, Karkat?
WHAT THE FUCK? HOW ARE YOU ALL VOTING FOR PHANTOM? EITHER NONE OF YOU CAN READ, OR I’M BEING PUNKD.
The phant0ms design is just s0 ic0nic and w0uld suit y0u better than spiderman. it w0uld make f0r the best c0stume in my 0pini0n. Als0 i just like the musical a l0t.
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ATTENTION WORTHLESS CHITTR DOT ING TROGLODYTES OF OLD AND NEW. HALLOWS EVE IS AT THE END OF THIS MONTH. AND THE BIG GUY (ME) NEEDS A COSTUME TO WEAR. I’VE GOT A COUPLE OF OPTIONS. HELP ME DECIDE, OR IF YOU HATE LITERALLY ALL OF THEM, SUGGEST ME ONE, AND I’LL DO A SECONDARY POLL. VOTE, ASSHOLES: <3: PHANTOM OF THE OPERA. <>: PETE THE CAT. <3<: SPIDER-MAN. C3<: ADAM SANDLER IN 50 FIRST DATES (DO NOT VOTE FOR THIS ONE. THIS IS BECAUSE I HONESTLY RAN OUT OF IDEAS). #HALLOWEEN.
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I THINK I’M GOING TO NEED ANOTHER EIGHT COFFEES TO GET ME THROUGH THE REST OF THE AFTERNOON. PLEASE, I’M BEGGING, SOMEONE SEND ME ONE THROUGH THE TRANSPORTALISER.
FUCK YES, I LOVE THE VANILLA SYRUP FROM THAT ONE PLACE THAT MAKES IT IN HIVE. IT’S REALLY FUCKING GOOD. THANK YOU. <>
MY NEXT MOVIE REVIEW IS GOING TO BE FOR HACKERS. SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT THE FILM QUALITY (BECAUSE THERE’S A LOT TO SAY), BUT IT’S AT LEAST GOT SOME EYE CANDY.