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< the avalances - since i left you > < each track blends perfectly into the next > < an enjoyable album > >
I should m★ke more holes in things
Much of Uesugi Karkat's early life is completely unknown. Due to his total hemoanonymity over the many sweeps of his time in East Alternia, it cannot be deduced what province, prefecture, or continent he hailed from before his sudden arrival in Trollshiwara, the famous red light district of Troll Edo. What remains consistent is this — he arrived as a foreigner who did not speak the language, seemingly fallen out of the sky and into the cart of a local brothel owner. The owner was purportedly so taken with his boyish beauty and gap moe tsundere personality that he immediately set him to work as a courtesan within his business. It was here that Uesugi Karkat was first referred to by his East Alternian title, the AKATSUKI. Under the strict tutelage of the other courtesans, he learned to dance, sing, play music, pour tea with delicately trembling wrists, feign laughter at unfunny jokes, and weaponize the nape of his nugstalk in the way that an anglerfish lures its prey into its abyssal maw. However, accounts from the other brothel workers say that he was too ornery and foul-mouthed to do any of these things without erupting with rage. He did, however, learn the local language with surprising acuity, and the courtesans were deeply impressed with his natural propensity for writing romantic long-form poetry. Furthermore, rather than selling his concupiscent services as a low-ranking courtesan was expected to, the Akatsuki was supposedly so renowned for his talents as a pale quadrant advisor and ashen mediator that guests of some of the highest castes in Troll Edo sought him out solely for his comfort and advice. No information on the Akatsuki's hemocaste could be discerned during this time, due to never once shedding his genetic material with any customer or courtesan alike. In fact, so preternatural was his ability to touch the pusher of a customer without ever shedding his kimono that within three sweeps, he had already reached the prestigious rank among courtesans of a Boiran (boy oiran), which offered him considerable wealth and empowered him with the right to turn away any offer made in poor taste, even if they were of a higher-blooded caste. It was due to this prestige that he was later discovered by his next wealthy benefactor, who was the leader of a troupe of Grubuki actors, and began his next career as the ONNAGATA. Attached is one of the most popularly sold woodblock-print wall scrolls of his likeness, titled "Delicious Fucking Shit," for the ambiguity of its referral to either the grub-tempura or the courtesan himself. More of Uesugi Karkat's history to come in the following chitts. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/17e0aad9aa46.png #uesugikarkat
08F i NEEd to BONd more intimately with my comPanions ANd QUAdS #magic1978 -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
Yes YEEESSS. THAT'S THE SHIT, SHALIM. Thats the shit.
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motherfucker TRIEd to wreck my QUAdRANT -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
=oXO i,m sorry that you feel that way''' i hope that i,m correct too =oXO
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- Well, I've definitely got to update mmy digital Curriculumm Viscerae... I have accrued MULTIPLE bosses since the timme of writing this part... 😆😆😁😁 - https://i.ibb.co/qMdW9KrT/immage.png - https://i.ibb.co/5h8XMJjt/immage.png [ TRANSLATION ]
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This Is Such A Good Post, I Almost Unfollowed You While Attempting To Follow You A Second Time.
== why are they called... in cells... are they... imprisoned...? ==
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https://i.postimg.cc/D0TRHb3W/Untitled317.png @carbonatedCaravanserai Back on that grind. The connoisseur of carbonation. (( #rosessketchbook ))
I'm not going to watch that space.
Step 3: Regret
- Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Wommen they'r;e 🖐️
nah dONT worry about it i have so many BUddIES you dONT have to stress your sweet fishy Pan about it just keeP hanging out with me (:F
heheheheh wiiwii [:F !theres that smile i love! i mean i cant see it but i assume youre smiling right now why else WOULd you tyPe 'hehe'
!i dO! in a way i am you you are me we are we ?we we? wait what was i saying
sömetimes yöu just götta stare intö the depths öf yöur fridge tö discöver the depth öf yöur söul ör yöure just hungry
göregle höw dö i get my matesprit back
of course i know what its like to be left BEHINd !!!it sucks BUNS!!!
here if you ever NEEd it Shalim i still have some extra skywhale milk if that may helP
-> Women Are Capable Of Anything = Your Total Is $0.99
SMASH. BEST GIRL.
꒰THIS BEAST 👇 is 4 guys https://file.garden/agkEUifMyBH0PCee/bluebottle_portuguese—man—o—war_1m.jpg꒱
damn. i was )(opin for a bit more. silicon can be s)(arpened and made s)(arp alongside its plastic. could be a good anti-tree)(ouse measure against rebels...
i WOULd know that shaPely robust buxom anywhere...
☀︎ᯓI G☆T S☆Me sTaR StIcKeRs y☆u bEtTeR Kn☆w tHaT EvErY☆Ne's gEtTiNg ☆Ne aNd tHaT My hIvE Is g☆iNg t☆ Be c☆vErEd iN ThEmᯓ☾
can i be h0nest having read all 0f #cagttl the 0nly difference between him and a g00d am0unt 0f pe0ple is he says the quiet part 0ut l0ud
Vesica I'm not on the moon. :( And the moon is vital for the stability of the oceans on the planet. Worse death.
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Unreal Heiress, play Mr. Blue Sky by Electric Light Orchestra.
I hear the pleas of the masses. But the solution here is NOT more wanton violence. No matter how you may strike this miserable starving poonhound, you will not deter him from the table! ... There is only one weapon left in my artillery. A single lethal projectile by which to silence this fool.
THANK you, Cronus. This goes to show you that no one is beyond education. ... Is something burning? OH, GREAT BALLS OF FIRE.
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Crockercorp. One word, you disappointing fucking dullard. Also- the "BOARD OF DIRECTORS?" What reality are YOU dwelling under the funk of wherein OUR namesake corporation is run by ANYTHING other than our own private equity? You haven't bought back your own fucking stock? The bootstraps are for PULLING ONESELF UPWAYS, not tangling around your own gullet like an unobserved toddler stumbling into the window shades! :B But let us be quite frank with ourselves, shall we? You are cognitively ROTTING under the yoke of that contraption. You will never aspire to anything greater than burrowing mouth-first into your empress' shoe leather like a rat trying to find fresh air. And good gravy, that is ok! I have now thoroughly observed you. Beneath the heel of a more intelligent superior is precisely your niche, Jane. Hold on tight to that shelter, because we can all see VERY APPARENTLY that you do not have the chops for upper management.
An official statement on my rendezvous with @aeneasCaldarium. He joined me at the Crocker estate for supper, and we had a long, civil adult discussion on the subjects he erroneously ascribed to MY person in his sloppy pursuit of my alternates. I took great care to wipe that slate clean and to reeducate him (VERBALLY) on the state of my interests and endeavors. He was... more than receptive to my revisions. :| Then he left! I wholeheartedly accept the apology and corrected statement that followed. And that is all she wrote, buster!
Regrettably.
@gutlessGorturer Alrighty. Let us dispense with the pretense of pleasantry, here. I am going to shift to a lower gear NOT in retreat, but in response to what you must assume is a well-calculated assessment of my person. Some minor concessions. That I stress test my alternates and peers for low-risk data by which I may color my own upward momentum. Such is the necessary vehicle of self-improvement when one has blown off the training wheels and is shakily keeping upright of their own volition- something you know nothing about!! Also, they need a little pushing. It's good for them, and for you. Or it would be, if you weren't too augmented to make use of peer feedback. :P Anyhow, that is where your potency as a social saboteur falls to a fizzling, flat failure. Now on to your points in order. 1.) "Biological clock." Nonexistent. Someone tell this dizzy broad that MY ova are EVER-replenished. Frankly, you ought to know this if YOUR spawncannon is as fruitful as it must be for you to attack MY lack of reproductive bounty. I had better watch the accordion-fold print of YOUR legion of heiresses SPILL from your wallet. LET'S SEE UNREAL HEIRESS' LITTER. The mother hen scratches herself a proper nest before letting loose! I have AS LONG AS I'D LIKE to situate that space before engaging in Phase Two. 2.) You have narrated the cycle of behaviors in my posts. Congratulations. With effort, you might bust out of your CURRENT toady britches of absolute servitude and land a gig in the social media department at MY headquarters! Oh, wait, no. These are the baseline double-digit IQ observations of essentially anyone on the platform who performs a regular check-in on my page. Congratulations rescinded. 3.) I "speak like a CEO" because I am a CEO, who is electing voluntarily to share my personal opinions on certain matters on my PERSONAL SOCIAL MEDIA PAGE. If I were any battier on the main feed, it would be a disservice to my accomplishments in the court of public opinion. Again, a cavelike simplicity to the logic you wield. Could we wake up the SUPERcomputer? I fear my genetic neighbor is burning the interior of the TI-84 she's got banging around up in that empty coconut! 4.) I am a conduit of raw Creation and those properties of Life are mine to "abuse," although I take issue with your liberal application of the word. No jokes here. I am simply going to continue doing what I want! :B 5.) (To the reader: she counted my posts. What a fucking loonybird.) YOU have posted [TOO MANY] times, comprising a quantity I refuse to dignify with an actual figure. Whatever quantity of blithering has escaped your flapping mouth has run past the dadgum fill line. 6.) Eridan Week was in fact spectacular. We are eclipsing into a rare alignment of ideals for this brief moment. Bask in the shadow of my footsteps and see how much wiggle-room you've got yet to fill on those toes. 7.) Again with the a-words. Assault? I have a towering stack of liability waivers that beg to differ. Also missing the strategic point of that night and the greater event as a whole, which doesn't surprise me. You are such a dogmatic black hole that no humor may escape your gaze with ANY remaining merit, even the shroud of joviality over actual gamepiece movement! 8.) I LOATHE being subjected to the fumbling of an individual wearing my face and name. In your case, I'll give you a pass, because you've been rendered little more than an enforcer, and at that task within your own chronology I'm sure you're quite successful. I do not SELF-loathe. This is an inaccurate interpretation of my deeper motivations spawned by YOUR artificial imperative to get me on board with your Ponzi hubbub. Durr. On the off chance that these insults are being relayed strictly for guffaws (which I doubt), you're equally missing the mark. Missy, I have got your number as well as you think you've got mine. At the end of the day, I have BEEN you. You have never been me! One day, when the circlet falls from your scalp and the scales from your eyes, I will accept your blubbering apology in the form of your face mashed against the polished marble of my executive office floors. And then perhaps, PERHAPS, in the name of sisterhood, I will drop you a couple of pointers. Or maybe you'll just die like that OTHER Jane, tormented in biological inauthenticity and so augmented that her tether to Life itself pinched shut in utter rejection of her fate. But trust. It's one or the other for you. :B
... Thank you.
Legislation on Earth-C has officially outlawed the sale of all unauthorized, counterfeit materials bearing my likeness, including toys and other various silly comfortstuffs. Farewell and good riddance, "Janunu." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/77469c7a3c16.png
I really don't think they are obligated to do anything. It is exploring an interesting character space, it is appropriately tagged, it doesn't break any rules. They have followed every possible rule they can be expected to
I mean this with the most deference and I hope this is not taken wrong. But there are some highbloods that I simply. Do not know how to respond to in a respectful manner. - MC Oleana
ough ive been dIGGING all night my Prongs are COVEREd in dIRT I'll check the current aPPlications soon
The thought does give me some pause as well. I woulld occasionally be brought overseas, on rare occasions. The sailling was allready... difficullt, as the crew of seadwellers had to ensure my survivall under threat of execution, so they coulld not simplly jump overboard and abandon mysellf and the llandllocked castes. Though the storms it brought upon my home set good atmosphere for contempllation.
Well, it would be a third moon. And it'd be orange.
Fuck, dog. My eyes glances right over the the word more. I am fumbling this shit.
if i were to ♯potentially ♯host a ♯recreationalbonfire could you all ♯behave yourselves
ビアンは最高に素晴らしい友達になってくれる存在だよ。
Much to consider. I will consider with you.
i WOULd never LEAd you astray shalim you are like my favorite of the flock [:F
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An interesting concept. I hope it works.
The sun has never looked more beautiful than it does cresting over the horizon from of my office window. - MC Oleana
Personally, I have become a daywalker since coming to Pomon. The transition is hard but you get used to the slight tingling sensation of the sun's rays. Some never do though, and I pity them. #DaylightGrind - MC Oleana
Hmm. I offer this advice then, having been in something of a simillar situation. Mind the power dynamic between the ward, and warded. I was raised by a troll. She died by my hand. This will happen to your system as well, if managed poorlly.
- Oh... oh, wow! No one's ever written a song for mme before! 🥹🥹 I amm VERY new to this whole "mmusic" thing, but I can tell, the one you've penned for mme is really freaking beautiful. ☺️😁 - Haha, and don't worry! I get paid for all the Helping Handies I give out! 😆😆😆 - Usually - And you know, I feel REALLY understood now that sommeone's comme to understand that I'mm not just a happy, big-fanged officerena grinner... but also that I can be aggressive, too. LOL 🤣🤣😁😁 - (And also thank you for redacting that last part hahaha) - (And nooo mmy grimmace pullers don't hurt, haha, or if they did it would be a bearable ammount 🤣🤣😆 Or one that I enjoy or sommething, but who knows) - Anywho! I'mm a little confused at what a "class-pect" is, but you can bet on mmy LIFE that I'll wear this commplimment crown you've woven for mme with mmy horns held high. 😆😆☺️☺️ - Thanks, Gander Grimmzl! I amm SO honored to have been a subject of Gander's Gander today. ☺️☺️☺️
- EXACTLY that! LOL! 🤣🤣
We are both so normal and will not ever mention the things we've seen. - MC Oleana
- I'mm #Normmal today. I'mm #NormmalMintyl today.
!oh! wow golly i dIdNT realize that hes my moirail aheeha small WORLd huh
He's my Assistant!
@assistMint Give me the Debrief on the Goings-On, Champ!
- Well, on mmy end of the wipe-end victory thing there's this guy I've always wanted to see experience a little good ol' fashioned, all-Alternian torture... 😆😆 And, LOL, guess what. 🫢 - They are FINALLY torturing himm. 🤣🤣😁😁😁👏👏👏 #WINNING
!haPPy mother grubs night to messiah jane! she may not have CONSUMEd my sPawning slurry but she is a mother grub in her own right as the creator of an entire Planet may her blessings be Plentiful ANd joyous ANd if her transmitter is out there Please STANd uP ANd accePt your rightful role as batter PROVIdER thank you
dRONE dELIVERY human WEEd instant #substances
I know we don't always get along. Like when I forgot to bring your favorite toXic waste. Or when you crushed my first two-wheeled travel apparatus with your large body. Or when you accidentally ate my favorite pair of Slewboutins. But I'm thankful for you, nonetheless. I won't belabor the sentimentality, as I know we'd both rather be flayed and dunked into hot oil. Happy #LususDay, dumpmother. I hope you enjoy your gift. #LususReveal #MyLusus https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7500b3ad0dfc.png - MC Oleana
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confession: i miss the shakin of artillery. if there is a mutha fuckin thing more destructive than me, it is a platform of long ranged crust shatterin 200mm cannons. honk honk. its groundin in a way. honk.
☆▪︎An anonymous troll said▪︎☆: "i think a lot of lesbians on here operate under the delusion that just because you're thirst posting as a woman, you aren't actually being off-putting or weird. let me assure you, you are." #truthnuke
im so angry right now i have to look at buxom harlequin women with PlumP figures to calm dOWN
i hoPe he keePs the hat on
on my FRIENdQUEST tomfoolery yet again heh im going to be bulgeys hero aheeha
!!thats the goal!! im going to be FRIENdS with everyone if the messiahs will it
!!!FRIENd: ACQUIREd!!!
!huh! thats a GOOd way to think about it
... but ... hrm ive never seen something be that GOOd
how the hell dOES something have 12 stars i thought there was only 5
everyone Please Pray for the messiah shes fine I just want her to SUCCEEd with her trials
i feel Pretty healthy though i dONT even have the sniffles
GOOd ANd WONdERFUL things keeP haPPening for me vesica i am so haPPy the WORLd has never been anything but KINd
i have so many FRIENdS ANd am very haPPy ANd my emPloyee is softening his calcium HARdENEd Pusher ANd ANd ANd ANd !!!!HOORAY!!!! nothing can bring me dOWN [:F
its all coming uP PinniP the messiahs love my whimsy
heh in dUE time my sweet im making sure its just right
i ACQUIREd a one scoobert dOO Painting the same time i SNAGGEd my alPha howlbeast Painting but i HAd to wait for scoobert since they NEEdEd to shiP him over
!!MY SCOOBERT dOO ARRIVEd!!
lusus Put a rock over my recouPeracoon so i COULdNT get out for almost two nights ive been messaging from my Palm husk like some KINd of stray carnie
.Please. hes just a sweet WOOdEN boy
you want to ausPitice me so BAd it makes you look dIPLOMATIC
that oleana LAdY wants to Pitch me so BAd it makes her look dOWNRIGHT silly
shes trying to make me bury my PuPPet i RESCUEd from the SANdS HELP BOOST MY KULT SO I CAN KEEP HIM
Ugh. I know you all have been waiting with baited breath. So, fine. I suppose I can no longer deny you. Get me to 10k Kult, and I'll post #NSFW of myself. I've already booked a photorturegrapher for the occasion. #Girlboss #WomenInSTEM #WomenOutOfPocket - MC Oleana
#MacroCullsmos #BrandLoyalty #Professionalism #MyBoss https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c2312ea7389c.png - MC Oleana
xx BUT I LIKE DA BUTTONS :( xx ✩ ♬✮₊.♪⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
I may be the .o°nly .o°ne b.o°ld en.o°ugh t.o° make the ckaim but. I think s.o°me .o°f y.o°u are jeal.o°us .o°f @gratuit.o°usAnnuity 's can-d.o° attitude and never say die mentality
i am so haPPy all the other trolls like me everyone talks to me everyone wants to be my FRIENd they think i am funny they SENd me from Place to Place selling oil for their shiPs ANd rumbles in their name ANd as i get better at it they like me more ANd more i am a victor of my own success. 'PALINd' i even get a cool name a PurPose i am caPable of so much FRIENdSHIP ANd everyone sees it some nights i feel so mirthful i COULd cry, but i dONT i never dO because what WOULd be the Point every single troll in the entire universe WOULd care shout it from the hivetoPs
it is a shame to hear that an individual had died, but if they, as the young ones say, fuck around and find out, then that is simply on them if they prod a hungry shark and then get upset when it bites them
🌊🦑🐠🦑🌺 #fishfriday t𖦹day we sh𖦹uld take a m𖦹ment t𖦹 remember h𖦹w vital c𖦹ral reefs are f𖦹r supp𖦹rting 𖦹cean life!!! always take care 𖦹f y𖦹ur fishy friends, big and small! 🫧🐚🦀🐬🐬
icanfeelpalind he isclose the oldguard are mobilized. hhh i hope he's alright.
gettingsavedbypalindwhilewritingupbulgereviewshhehehehehe#nsfw
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࣪⊹₊˚{ data on wholl go hook + line + sinker four your low effourt pitybait chits? the answer is NO ONE! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ PICK YOURSELF UP, YOU FAUXRISTOCRAT!!!! \}*_*{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ hey, if youre going to pitybait on main, can you at least do it with a little more tact? }9_9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ it is HONESTLY such a bad look four us. + youre not even doing it the right way! 0/10, biiiig fins DOWN!!!! }^o^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
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In Some Corners Of The Empire, It Is Considered A Sort Of Digital Public Display Of Affection To Adopt Elements Of Your Quadrantmate's Quirk Into Your Own Style. I Find It Tooth-achingly Disgusting.............
Tonight I cleaned the glass on all my aqUariUm tanks. Then. I took a took a long nap with the tropical fish! When I woke Up, there were cleaner shrimp crawling on me! Haha. They're very diligent creatUres! And. I think I am now adeqUately exfoliated! ・・・𝛾
Hey Palind, we don't talk, I do see you around though. Love the dedication to your craft and Messiah and shit, if he starts crying will you post a picture?
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- LOL. I hope he's happy with what he's... Wrothe... upon himmself... 😂😂😂
hey... he better not be wearing the cllothes i made him bc otherwise that hurts
kick him off the Program ANd SENd him here
my emPloyee has FORCEd my Prong where it has been MAdE clear that corPorate corPoral Punishment is necessary to reestablish the Power dYNAMIC because he is clearly getting too massive for his cheaP 2 THREAd count britches hes Practically tearing out of them
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Yes, It Pleases Me To Know That Not All Of This Site's Accursed Userbase Have Fried Their Pans.............
In Those Days, All Spacefaring Vessels Were Smaller Than Our Modern Iterations. Over Time We Have Discovered And Implemented More Efficient Means Of Constructing Ships In High Altitude Or Low Orbit Environments; At That Time, We Were Forced To Rely On The Relatively Crude Method Of Fully Terrestrial Construction, Followed By Combustive Launch............. however, The Terms Used For Classification Were Identical To What They Are Now; It Was, And Remains, The Role Of The Vessel Which Dictated Its Designation Rather Than Its Size............. weapon Layout Was Similarly Identical, Though There Was A Larger Focus On Ship-to-ship Combat In Those Days, As Our Early Conquests Often Attempted To Put Up A Resistance Outside The Bounds Of Their Atmospheres. Foolishly, Of Course, And They Found (relatively) Greater Success In Resisting Through Planetside Warfare. That Trend Is Why We Have More Orbital Bombardment Weaponry On Modern Ships............. of Course, I Cannot Say Much More, Given How Much Of This Is Classified Information.............
↘️i am have spent literal hours if not minutes pouring my thought and attention into this idea.↘️ ↗️I HAVE ROLLED IT AROUND MY THOUGHTSPONGE.↗️ ↘️it would be befitting of you and your interests to have a barrel of oil, as it is literally your nutrient grainloaf and creamy lactose product.↘️ ↗️THE BIGGER THE BARREL.↗️ ↘️the better.↘️
that way every knows knows they can be my FRIENd (:F your BAdGE SHOULd be a bottle of milk i think
i want something that says !!!!IM YOUR FRIENd!!!!
- I can't lie. It is kind of the freaking best when he calls mme "Chammp" 😆😆😆😁😁
Would lik£, sph£r£ post or lik£, som£thing if my boss was lik£, activ£ on chittr still but lik£ th£y lik£, AR£NT so lik£ whats th£ point. LOL. #nsfw
glub #glubposting
concept: using your fingers to slowly spread their fin rays watching with curious eyes as they flutter nervously in response to your probing you lean in to drag your tongue across the soft interradial membrane of their earfin only to hear their breath hitching towards the stark difference between the warmth of your touch and the chill of their skin sitting in their lap as you roll your hips at an eager pace their head nods back to stare up at you with blown out pupils that were usually so stern and slitted their hands hold your hips tight claws that could tear you to pieces were you a beast in their waters so gentle as they skim upwards to draw over your ribs your eyes guiltily trail down to their neck to the gills that flutter there with each needy noise they allow slip past razorlined teeth youve memorized the feel of the sharp operculum that protects the sensitive and fragile piece of their throat gill rakers flashing with each gasp they make you cant help yourself you lean down to drag your tongue carefully over the shape of them the warmth of your saliva near such a delicate part causes their hips to thrust upwards against you from below claws pricking skin and teeth gritting "careful" they warn in a pathetic voice but it only makes your hips move faster (tags: Reader/Anonymous, seadweller, #rankworks, seadweller fetishization, #nsfw, finplay, gillplay, caste difference alluded to, no quads mentioned, flushcoded, archive rating: M)
!ohhhhh that makes so much more sense! keeP eating it then like its your OneANight nightly vitanutrient caPsule so youll always be ENERGIZEd (:F
!!!!!REALLY!!!!! im so haPPy to hear that you are finally UNdERSTANdING the jubilance her Presence brings. shes so ENCUMBEREd with life waiting to burst out of her like a overriPe mothergrub as one of her many miracles i like her alot !make sure you cook the coPy with some oil ANd grublegs to helP it go dOWN easier?
ough sorry i havent been on tonight the muses were GUIdING me to Paint the messiah in all her TENdER mercy so i COULdNT stoP @gutsyGumshoe httPs://i.imgur.com/AfCc2cw.Png
- Does anyone else crave randommly crave Cinnaborn sommetimmes? I can't lie, the frosting bullets are just kind of awesomme. 🤣🤣 #JustAlternianThings #StraightOutOfAlternia #WishThisPlanetHadOne
I keep seaing landdwellers attempting to “translate” glubposting like it is some kind of decorative typing quirk instead of w)(at it actually is. W)(ic)( is adorable, by t)(e way. Please continue. You must understand, glub is not simply replacing words wit)( ocean puns and calling it a day. If it were t)(at easy, every rustblood wit)( a dictionary and too muc)( confidence would be capable of reproducing it properly. T)(ey are not. Glub is cadence. Implication. Pressure. -Emotional undertow. A conversational current carried beneat)( t)(e literal meaning of t)(e words t)(emselves. Two seadwellers can )(old an entire second conversation beneat)( t)(e visible one wit)(out a single outsider noticing. Tone s)(ifts. Repetition. Intentional misuse of aquatic terminology. Placement of symbols. Timing. A single “glub” can mean reassurance, mockery, t)(reat, flirtation, mourning, or a declaration of dominance depending entirely on context and psyc)(ic projection. And Y-ES, before anyone asks, projection matters. People forget t)(at our kind did not claw our way to t)(e top of t)(e )(emospectrum t)(roug)( pretty fins and dramatic capes alone. Seadwellers once possessed a psionic repertoire vast enoug)( to drown civilizations in silence. Or so t)(e oldest stories claim. T)(en )(istory c)(anged. T)(e useful gifts were cultivated elsew)(ere. Culling became specialization. T)(e lowblood castes in)(erited and refined abilities t)(at once belonged to t)(e dept)(s t)(emselves w)(ile our own powers narrowed into somet)(ing subtler. Stranger. W)(at remained was glub. A language s)(aped as muc)( by instinctive psyc)(ic bleed as spoken communication. )(alf verbal exc)(ange. )(alf emotional tide. T)(e last relic of somet)(ing enormous. Or maybe t)(at is just imperial romanticism. 38) Maybe we just really like fis)( jokes and making everyone else uncomfortable. Difficult to say. Regardless, if you ever sea two seadwellers speaking and suddenly realize you cannot quite tell w)(et)(er t)(ey are t)(reatening eac)( ot)(er, flirting, discussing politics, or planning a massacre? Congratulations. You are finally beginning to understand glub. 38D
Also, another elementary lesson in public appearance. Don't shift the blame onto a third party. It makes you look easily influenceable. That is political blood in the water. You ARE easily influenceable, but your people don't need to know that. :B
- Like mmy Chitt if you think you could cull mme... 🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆
- Hi, all! With somme Help fromm mmy new boss's esteemmed mmediculler, I amm as GOOD as new! Or mmore like... as good as usual, LOL! 🤣🤣 - I was given a spinal injection and have been on SO mmuch analgesic succor fluid because of it 😂😂😂😂 I feel so awesomme. #WorkingFrommHiveTommorrowNight
↗️THIS IS TRUE. THIS IS LITERALLY TRUE. I WILL NEVER PRODUCE ANOTHER QUARTERLY OUTLINE FOR THEM, NOR WILL I TAKE THEIR SHIFT.↗️ ↘️their portfolios will fester and die.↘️ ↗️YOU ARE SO RIGHT. A TRUE, UNWAVERING SUPERIOR.↗️
!you have nothing to aPologize for! i like when you say whats on your MINd it makes me smile i just wish trolls WOULd listen to everything you say INSTEAd of just the ones that make them Pity you you have a lot of BREAdTH in your oPinions ANd i dONT think they SHOULd be IGNOREd
- Palebro, I amm sorry this is happening. I was distressed at the timme, sure. But not mmany folks would enjoy #SlimmeOnTheirHead, I'mm sure. Is that so wrong? For crying grievance to a neutral consequence of an accidental action? - An accidental action that happened mmaybe twelve to fourteen timmes while I was in the suitcase, sure. But EVERYONE mmakes mmistakes. ☹️🙌 Everyone has those days. Everyone knows what I'mm referring to, because we ALL have experienced feeling this way before. 🙂↕️🥹👏 #ThisIsHard #ButEveryoneUnderstands
↘️here is what i imagine the goregle searches of my worksquare neighbor are.↘️ ↗️LOUDEST KEYBOARD ON MARKET.↗️ ↘️least effective ways to work.↘️ ↗️SQUIKIHOW TO PERFORM POOR ERGONOMICS.↗️ ↘️how to report someone to upper manglement unnecessarily.↘️ ↗️WORST TIE EVER- HOW TO BUY.↗️
↗️DO NOT COMMENT DISPARAGING THINGS ABOUT MY WORK DRAWINGS.↗️ ↘️you could never understand the bond between two warriors.↘️ ↗️AN EMPLOYEE AND AN EMPLOYER.↗️
↗️YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO UNDERSTANDS ME, PALIND.↗️
your dRAWINGS are as cute as ever wrothe (:F
↗️THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE GUIDED THROUGH FIELDS OF INVESTMENTS BY YOUR PHYSICALLY ADJUSTED SUPERIOR.↗️ ↘️this is what it means to be admonished for your poor habits and also your bad choices by your complete higher up.↘️ ↗️THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS TO STAND IN THE FACE OF TRUE COMPETENCY, WHEN YOU ARE LITTLE MORE THAN A PATHETIC SCRUB RUBBING HIS KNUCKLES ALONG THE FLOORBOARDS FOR A FEW SPARE CAEGAR FOR THE VENDING MACHINE.↗️ ↘️i have tried to capture the flawless and superior essence of @caligulasAquarium the best i can.↘️ ↗️MARVEL IN SHOCK AND AWE AS YOU LEARN WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A BOND BETWEEN EMPLOYEE AND EMPLOYER, DEEPER THAN ANYTHING ELSE.↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1fdc7c48610a.png ↘️
↘️this comment means everything to me.↘️
hmmm glub
glub #glubposting
Since we're in Quadrants and Charms 1101 this afternoon. React to this chit with the quadrant in which you suppose you would be your absolute MOST toxic.
sniffle i can always count on you shalim (':F
!well he can Post what he wants as long as hes haPPy! he was really haPPy to touch my new mirthful yo yo which was fun i wish they WOULd listen to him when he TALKEd about the yo yo
HATE THIS POST IF YOU THINK IM ABUSIVE LIKE THIS POST IF IM NOT
me when tha species designed to b mean is mean 380
ALL I WANT is an attatroll IS THAT SO HARd well.... Probably #MIddAYmoanings
they have a WARd for Psionics thats so cool
https://open.spotify.com/track/1suKl27QdnLN52Nsl3qgRJ?si=74fac98ccf8742bc #musicposting
heh i beat everyone to the Punch to BId (:F its freaking amazing right
i might be biassed becausse of my lussuss, but it iss kinda cute when ssnakess do that little fucked up yawn you know
- a that happens to mme! True!! 🤣🙌🙌
<:- Havè You Èvèr Śèèn A F‖èèt Iśśuè C‖own Pèrśonnè‖ Carrièr?? Thèy'rè Rough‖y 150śq.ft., Can Èaśi‖y Carry 300. Marvè‖ouś Śhipś. -:>
- Please stop fighting in mmy mmentions. Amm trying to watch the funny patterns on the back of mmy eyelid
- All of mmy Mintylet Momments are ending 😂 #PenciledInDyingForLaterTonight #Aww
- Oh.... so you have sommeone who can hold it for you?? 😆
- Please, Insoector. I will mmiss Handling all these Pickles with you. It was mmy greatest joy in life, to do that
clowwns wwill come on here and document the night they had mutiliatin some random assblood they ran into wwith photographic fuckin evvidence but wwhen i say the facepaint wwearin faygo freaks oughta get rounded up and dealt wwith suddenly im the bad guy
an intro post wwell wwhat is there to knoww im a deadly and dowwnright ruthless nobleman of the high seas and if my status alone aint enough to inspire you into a appropriately servvile posture then i got plenty of firepowwer to make you reconsider i am the prince of hope and as such im the authority of all things hopeful so if you got any inquiries about that subject you can look no further landdwwellers dni unless wwe already knoww each other personally
To fvrther elvcidate my prior missive: These Violetbloods of the modern era do oft lament their qvadrants and engage in the cvlling of lowbloods. Albeit I, too, may express discontent regarding my rather bereft qvadrants, I shovld not indvlge in svch infantile complaints vpon the digital ether.
thats the funniest shit i ever heard you my favorite now
✪✪✪✪ - A friend of Krilin is a friend of mine!
I have fashioned a rendering of this, employing a whimsical, cartoonish likeness of mine own person. https://file.garden/aL4KPnPtcQ-viEQ5/Other/Algeno%20in%20Egypt.png
((Okay but for real though. "Too long didn't read" or anything along those lines is mean to the person behind the character more than anything. Someone real *did* write all that and it's pretty hurtful to dismiss all that work to their face or tell them that they aren't worth the effort of reading a paragraph or two. Characters are gonna be mean but remember not to be a jerk to the real person.))
i have PROCUREd a Painting of an alPha howlbeast ANd one mystery dePiction of a scoobert dOO while at an auction my hive is going to look so morherfucking cool
>([not now kitten daddy is catfis#ing a corporate regional manager on vr c#at]
wwhat the fuck do you mean you cant swwim
The Mother Grub Will Not Stop Groaning To The Tune Of "Jobless Nubday"
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 I'm not picking favorites, you are all wonderful, the worst scum of the universe, or somewhere in between and that's what makes it entertaining to watch. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
...Jewelry, you say...? II do think obsidian goes nicely with most troll fashion...
ye 3B-)
look wwho i found! not a #lusii but i found my alternate self cruising the beforus forests looking for a vvery strange prey indeed i wwas just on my wway to chat wwith the consternation wwhen i bumped into him selfie time!! https://cdnimgchestcom/files/2848a4333447jpeg
They put y0ur thr0ne in the c0rner 0f the r00m
reminder theres wways to make cullin/murder painless and easy but therere a MILLION other wways to eek out evvery last drop of that swweet sufferin screamin wwhat drowwns out other horrors bellowwing in the night and i just prefer doin it like that #nsfww
shasta is a beautiful name for a baby grub is that one of your dESCENdANTS
i get to be on a boat with the messiah ANd the olive human with the big heiney ANd the orange human with the big rumblesPheres ANd the Pink human with the big Pusher im so haPPy tonight is the best night ever #alPhaboat
.I dId IT. I MILKEd IT IM AMAZIMG IM A SOLUTELY AWESOME I MILKEd I MILKEd I MILKEd #IAMTHEMILKER #GOTMILK #CLASSICAdS
shooting my shot messiahs be with me
I dIdNT SHE SAId I COULd COME #IMCOMINGTHEWHOLEWEEK #BOATLIFE
!its okay bro shes a messiah! i get to be so close to miracles ANd mirth im so haPPy
no way th1s guy 1s afra1d of needles
youre ♯going to ♯turn into a ♯hairlessofficerodent ♯wrotheaiaray im ♯so sorry
↘️i know, i will not literally allow it to fester. just figuratively.↘️ ↗️YOUR CONCERN, HOWEVER SMALL, HAS ALREADY MADE ME FEEL BETTER.↗️
tHE MORE THINGS CHANGE, tHE MORE THEY STAY THE SAME, i GUESS,
↘️there is a reason no one has ever thought "let me consult the bronze blood for medical evaluation, i trust them to be highly educated and productive members of society, capable of handling superior concerns of bodily harm".↘️ ↗️NO.↗️
uH OH, tHAT'S NO GOOD, bUDDY, i WOULD RECOMMEND, cREATING A MAKESHIFT TOURNIQUET AND, cUTTING OFF THE FLOW OF BLOOD IN BETWEEN, yOUR PUSHER AND WHEREVER IT BIT YOU, hOPE THAT HELPS!
Lik£ WTF??
OMFG. Lik£ wow.. you r£ally ar£ lik£, th£ brav£st <333
↘️the skittering above my worksquare and valuable efforts of marketorturing continues.↘️ ↗️LITERALLY NOT EVEN WORRIED ABOUT IT ANYMORE.↗️ ↘️it is likely some impossibly large cheesebeast, fattened gratuitously by the midshift meals stowed in the gaper room by sniveling, inferior employees.↘️ ↗️I WILL BRAVE IT.↗️
1 m1ss her somet1mes... my favor1te mug....... s1ghs https://f1le.garden/adF0jTOt11Z83cf1/ch1ttr%20mug.png
[|87 :: d;d you ser;ously just cast ch;t pant? 1s ;t poss;ble to learn such power?
when the website is chitting the bed #chityoursellf
theyre postin beetles tonight its pretty cool
listen BUd you HAd me giggling guffawing chuckling ANd gagging all at once !you got a home run from me!
oh my gog, that's insane I didn't realize troll jfk was the original #beetlepawster mew~ 💖✨
neva )(ad it but i also aint a big dairy gal
🦓🥺🐛🤗 @naughtyTechnician https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/grub.png?v=1775592179996
holy fuck i think you just SAId something dOWNRIGHT beautiful like you PAINTEd an image in my MINd where for a moment it felt like I was really there it was like looking at the Trolla Liisah with her WICKEd smirk ANd thinking youre in on the laugh with her youre fucking awesome dUdE im going to get you that milk
No Please Not "First Flush/Late Bright Season" Please Please Please Stop Playing "First Flush/Late Bright Season"
here lets try together. hi dude. do you wannt a hug?
✨🍭🕷️ y'all have GOT to stop stealing shit from grumblr i am NOT kidding 🕷️🍭✨