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The much anticipated 2000s tier list. MOST of these series I watched either as they were released or in syndication throughout my childhood, so the metric of my enjoyment is both through the lens of nostalgia and by my old, much less skeptical yardstick. Shall we proceed to the 90s?
A tier list concerning animated series from the 2010s specifically. MOST of these series I have watched only as an adult, given they would have come out partially or in their entirety after my departure for The Medium. Next is the 2000s!
The face he makes when he wants [to escape and assassinate you]. I haven't an inkling as to why he's still so ornery after all these years. I bring refreshments and everything! Coochie coochie coo.
You ask a wonderful question. The name is actually a present8ion of the planetary ideals! Those of us who are in a position to offer care to those who are in need, myriad as such trolls happen to 8e, are required to put them all "8efore Us," those few who are of sound mind, 8ody, and of such natural st8ion as to outlive a gr8 many of our fellow trolls. This was decided upon 8y the Shepherd Condesce in ages past, when first her gentle fronds came to rest upon the reigns of trollkind. After she rose to the highest of all authorities, the planetary doctrine, and the true doctrine of all cold8orn trolls 8ecame synonymous with the planet that we all coexisted upon!!!!!!!! #8eforanHistory #LightEmpath #GoldStar #ForAGr8Question #IAmSOProud #ToSeeATeal #WithSuchAGr8 #Nose #ForInquiry
Of course of course, a vocal minority right? Not that I judge! Everyone is free to like whatever!⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠹⣿⣷⣶⣤⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣇⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣠⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣷⠈⢿⣦⣘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⠙⢿⣦⣄⣉⣹⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣌⣉⣉⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣴⠾⠟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢰⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⢿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
꧁@gutsyGumshoe #nsfw #HumanInverseOfABulgeRating #BulgeRating #Nook2 Okay. It took my a minute. Because I had to come up with a new system. Controversial human nook⎠bulge rating. I can't apply length, girth, pliability, or strength because of the minute scale. This is my first time, so. correct any mistakes! Pulchritude: 8 out of 10. There are no notable physical flaws with your particular system. Though, it is alien to me. It almost looks like a shy bulge! Hehe. The hood is ornate like an Auxilatrix's cloak as she cares for grubs. Durability: 10! From what I can gather, you can take quite the beating as compared to the other human composite references I was permitted to speak with. The vulva is plush like safety cushions. Hydration: 7! Uhm. Your labia lips have recently been quite, erm, soaked as it were! At least, excited. Rigidity: 3! This is a score, uhm, you want lower. It's sort of the inverse of pliability? This is, however, in regards to your actual vaginal opening. It seems to be able to not only be able to foster human genitalia but is just rigid enough to allow even the most pliable of bulges enter without it begin and embarrassing mush. X Factor!: 10! H-hhhhHOWdoIdescribethiswithoutgettingkilled? Uhm. Your innerworkings, your, uuuterus is quite active. THough behind your bulwark of a cervix, your ovaries and uterus are, putting in??? Overtime??? Like any good CEO!꧂
/remembering jaayce ta𝐋iss n his 𝐋owk hemoist moment 𝐋o𝐋 https://cdn.imgchest.com/fi𝐋es/ffe436b92f83.png
T)(ank you!! 38) I am about to set sail s)(ortly!
I always get so excited w)(en I get to go out to a party! #Swag!
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I can't say my hag experience was entirely unpleasant either, if I am being quite honest~.
are there any ♯more ♯lusus ♯holidays i should ♯know about / its just ♯two ♯right
what if some of uus onnly have onne?
The ship has been Theseus'd into a set of deck chairs at this point.
To reiterate, the #OldYoutubePlaylist will air from 11 AM EST tomorrow morning until it ends, which presumably will be around 8 PM. All are welcome to attend. I'll be posting the link shortly before airtime and throughout the day. Feel free to blacklist #OldYoutubePlaylist to avoid the reminders. DISCLAIMER. I am merely purporting to have cultivated an ERA-ACCURATE playlist. I cannot speak to your personal enjoyment. If you get onto the OLD YOUTUBE PLAYLIST and find the comedic stylings of "Like Mah Status," "Fred Goes Swimming," "Charlie the Unicorn," and "Taking The Hobbits to Isengard" to be dated and blase, I CANNOT HELP YOU. :B See you there!
i am THRILLED to announce the opening of the botanics of earth-c quantum uranium enrichment research and laboratories, also known as the becquerel center!!! this is just the first step in creating a sanctuary for the botanical life that can be found all over our wonderful planet, and the first step in our multi-pronged educational outreach program!!! keep tuned for more announcements and events in the future as we continue to expand!!! #earthc #botanicalgarden #scientificoutreach #educationaloutreach
Friendly reminder to block and move on from any post you see t)(at you do not like or t)(at mig)(t make you uncomfortable! Wit)( t)(ings like anxiety, we )(ave to remember t)(e circle of control. We may not be able to control ot)(ers and w)(at t)(ey post, but W-E CAN control our own reactions to t)(ings we do not like! 38)
Calling you psycho the way that you're desperate, Scribbling proclamations like an illiterate text-wit. Shit was clipped out of context? Bitch, quit grasping at straws, She won't step on your face, but I'll enforce some laws. You think she's your purpose, your sole reason for life? You're just a cog in the system, perpetual victim of strife. Weeping bodily fluids like they're bars in the sand, While we're out here running empires you can't comprehend. Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the saddest of all? A total non-entity tryna play ball. Read, reread the garbage you vent in and out of the feed, See you’re a footnote in history for anyone's heed. Sucker for attention, can't think beyond your erection, All for a friend of a friend, no preestablished connection. You're kicking it solo, forever a clone, An absolute nobody wasting time on his phone. Dave's playing fuckin' ball? You do got that legacy, But the way your shit's twisted is downright fuckin' heresy. Get my knob off your mind, drop the text that you signed, You’re swinging out of your league and getting aligned. Quoting anime at me? Let's check back into reality, Your fragile mentality can't face my brutality. Your game is already dead, no head, no crown, Just a supplementary Strider acting like a clown.
@carbolicGalvanologist I would be remiss not to deliver upon my promise to celebrate your presence in my life- in the only dark, earthy tones that seem to proportionately convey my appreciation. Behold. I have named her The Bogtrotter. Twenty-four layers and ten inches in diameter. Roughly the weight of a rotund first-grader. Old Bruce himself could not have served you better if he'd been liquefied and baked into a juvenile diabetic puck. Happy Wriggling Day, KV. From your pal. :B
I lied. Put your clothes back on. We're watching old Youtube for the next six hours. Excluding official music videos, but including noteworthy brand advertisements. Justin Beiber's Baby is out. Rebecca Black's Friday is in. Old Spice "The Man Your Man Could Smell Like" is a-go. We have a sensible bouquet of Key of Awesome, The Gregory Brothers, and the RESPECTABLE Lonely Island skits. The old ones, with the homemade aesthetic. We have a thirty minute block of talking and/or emoting baby videos, followed by an Annoying Orange "Wazzup" palate cleanser, immediately followed by thirty more minutes of various cat videos. Nyan Cat falls under the animated chapter of the docket rather than the feline, for what I hope are obvious reasons. We then have a full hour of adult men angrily reviewing various pieces of media AND/OR ragequitting from a game. I like to mix my unjustifiable tirades with full-blown meltdowns for variety. From there we dive headfirst into the animation section. I've compiled a Llamas with Hats extended edit, amongst others. Then I say we cut a left to comedic skit dub-overs, culminating in The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger. Then onto the bloopers. We have a SUPERCUT of various gaffes and boners ranging from popular cinematic works to voice-acting to news reels. Our musical outro will be the DJ Earworm United State of Pop 2008, 2009, 2010, and 2011 in that order. THEN if you're still feeling froggy, we can pivot to old-school brawling videos caught on tape, from your phone, under the blankets. You will have to hold the phone up. And then sex I guess. #NSFW.
Some patients can't 8e saved, 8ut that 8urden's not on you........ #auto8iographical #lightempath theantlers #lyricposting #rel8tionships
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It's a rectangles and squares situation, Shalim. They could never make me hate you.
give youur favorite personn a huug today..
╋━Who is ✝︎his "Mi✝︎ski". Why did i✝︎ pop up on my music app ✝︎he second I ✝︎hough✝︎ abou✝︎ him. Why does i✝︎. Fi✝︎.
breathe inn, breathe ouut. youure alive im happy youu are
ah fuck the f1sh puns are 1nfect1ous
#MacroCullsmos #CanItRunHAL #CanItRunYAOI https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6ceb5459d2b7.gif - MC Oleana
Considering #RumbleNight never came to full fruition, there's no harm in posting one or two of the early promotional photos.
SERKET REVIEWS: PROJECT ZOM8OID 8y THE INDIE STONE For my first installment of reviews, I chose to start playing a game in Karkat’s li8rary that had 8arely seen even an hour of playtime. At time of writing, I’ve gone WELL over the two hour threshold for refunds. Hopefully Karkat doesn’t mind, 8ecause I can tell this is going to 8e a game that sucks me in! Instead of 8eing the typical d8ting sim, lifestyle sim, or occasional looter shooter that is common to his li8rary, this game is user-descri8ed as an open world survival sim. I chose to dive into it without much research, and ignored the multiplayer function to 8etter immerse myself in the survival mechanics. This was the o8vious correct choice. The game opens to a haunting screen of a man cradling his m8tesprit closely, clearly attempting to comfort her as she is 8andaged and injured in the splash art. There’s a swell of dramatic music, and then thunder claps, lightning flashes, and you see the gruesome truth of the scene revealed as an ela8or8te ruse!!!!!!!! The man is ACTUALLY tearing at the flesh of his lifeless partner, who has yet to rise in undeath to join him in eternal hunger. That is essentially the entire tone of this game. You may not realize it, looking at the cute trash-gru88er8east mascot, 8ut dreariness and loneliness are the main experience, 8eyond the dread of the undead hordes slowly closing in around you. Zom8oid is a game that promises to punish the slightest misstep, and such punishment can very quickly send you into a tailspin of utter desol8tion. My first attempt at the game (post the ro8ust and informative tutorial, of course) was thwarted 8y a 8roken window lock! Had I 8een a8le to pull open the window to make my escape, I likely would have lasted several more in-game days. As it was, I was forced to start over and try again, this time a touch more cautiously. The first area where real mistakes can 8e made are in the character cre8tor screen. There’s a ton of options for how to kneecap your character from the get go, ranging from things to challenge yourself with, and work around, such as 8eing underweight or hard of hearing, all the way to the truly formida8le illiteracy tr8t, which makes it completely impossi8le to 8oost level growth 8y reading skill manuals. If you choose to 8e illter8te, and don’t know how to oper8 generators, you’re shit out of luck when the power goes out! 8etter hope you like to camp!!!!!!!! Taking positive attri8utes su8tracts points from your character sheet, while taking negatives adds them 8ack. I think it is a very 8alanced system that challenges you to take weaknesses that you can grow your character out of, such as 8eing unfit, overweight, or overall weak. Practicing fitness routines while not escaping from zom8ie assaults will eventually pay off, as you gain muscle and agility, just like real life! Food and rest are also required, much like real life. The nutritional system is fairly ro8ust, 8ut pretty punishing, though it does do an incredi8le jo8 of accounting for physical exertion for food and sleep needs. Your character can also 8ecome 8ored, or even depressed, which means a variety of food and entertainment experiences (such as 8ooks or tv shows) are required to stave off the inner demons of the zom8iod apocalypse. It’s rare to see a survival simul8tion take into account the needs of the mind and soul as well as the needs of the 8ody! There’s also a very ela8or8te crafting system, including the possi8ility to craft your own hive from scratch, crafting weapons and gear, and repairing or cr8ting your very own clothing and armor to fend off the hordes with. Each of these systems dovetail together to make an awesomely in depth and challenging game that somehow doesn’t start to feel like an organiz8tion sim until you’ve 8een playing the same save for several nights str8! As for gameplay, there are myriads of options to customize and tailor the experience to your desires. If you’re more interested in a relaxed approach, may8e a focus on the ranching and farming portions of the gameplay loop would 8e more your speed. If you find yourself a god among zom8oid slayers, perhaps you’d prefer to try the challenge options? And, like I mentioned 8efore, there IS a solid multiplayer 8ase out there, though I haven’t personally delved into that area of play yet. All in all, a solid 8/10. There are still game 8r8king 8ugs to 8e found AAAAAAAAALL over the place, which is crazy for a game that’s 8een in development for 6.9 sweeps! That’s 15 years for you humans out there, 8tw. Appar8ntly someone even stole the hard drive that had the early game stored on it, forcing them to start over completely once. Crazy stuff! 8eyond a little 8it of gameplay jank, there’s not much I feel compelled to complain a8out with this title, and I highly recommend it to anyone who likes to play solo survival games with huge maps and challenging scenarios. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/037caf4ea2c2.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f9f16c7a888c.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/66acc553d388.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3aa94372518d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/38c1d94ea15d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/44618803912e.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/37287d796296.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6da84e0e119a.png #serketreviews #nsfw #gore
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https://forms.gle/2w9FseGAoHseZEcN7 QUESTION: So you have the apple bottom jeans? Perhaps some boots with the fur to go along with them? And have you ever gotten "low" while wearing them? ANSWER: I did promise to deliver. Pardon me if I retain my vertical integrity on camera, though. I won't be getting "low" on demand.
｢megane's gonna marry that gyirl...(* oωo) ai-chan: but i'm 2d! megane's gonna marry her anyway! (*^￢^*) ai-chan: but i'm committed to corp-chan! yeh, nyo matter what you say!(*^▽^)/★*☆♪｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: this song is sung to the tune of marry that girl by troll easton corbin.]
mine are. a little smaller.. than that. -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
|8F ,,my rum,blesPeheres arent thart big.... -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
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｢gyaahhh~ how can mintyl-chan ( @assistMint ) hate animazing artsu when she looks so kyutieful as an authentic east alternian girl? (/ー￣;) nyehh... megane-san will keep turning his kirainahito and fwiends into kyutiegirls. ヘ(^_^) uniunikirikyutiefycation beamu!!! /\ ᘏ ᘏ ꒰ᴗ͈ ｡ᴗ͈꒱ / っ. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁˚｡⋆⊹ ࣪ ˖༘⋆๋࣭ ˚.⋆ ࿔*:･๋࣭ ⭑⚝⋆｡𖦹°⭒˚｡⋆ *ੈ✩‧₊˚ ₊˚✧𑁍.ೃ࿔*:･⋆.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: animazing is the ancient east alternian art of being anime and amazing! ＼(^_^)／ syooo another name for sugoi! kirainahito means haterz, like the evil villains who attack and hurt megane-san's delicate feels. (´_ゝ`)]
Hello. It means that it feells as though 70% or more of trolls that comment upon mine posts are either of the viollet or fuchsia persuasion, and I find this rather confusing given my history.
Believe it or not, we argued in the test kitchen over whether or not the drip was a touch on the nose. #BehindTheScenes #PrideMonth #Ally #GayCake #JustLikeYou
early summer poll. <3 - beach <> - lake <3< - pool c3< - garden hose
- And who is that going to Help! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
- Ok wait that actually did Help a little bit. Thank you.
I will never make the moon orange again.
You can make a pizza on a bagel but you cannot make a bagel on a pizza. Your wisdom is timeless.
He really didn't.
- Ok, yeah, if you can see whatever that mmousehole freak is doing with OUR good namme and visage on the public Chittr timmeline, PLEASE, just ignore himm. 🤣🤣👍 - What he does is literally of no consequence, LOL. You all know that I amm NOT like that and would NEVER be like that. 😂😂😂😂 #CantRelate
*=_-^ 𝔥ttps://file.garden/aujin6psk2be𝔥wdq/𝔥[]rsle𝔥ard.png t𝔥is is t[][] 𝔥ard ^=_-'
#BFFs #sisters #glubyou #derp #GetYourDerpOn
!!!Congratulations!!! We were IMPRESSEd with you host aPPlication, you lucky barkbeast
I suppose I owe a sincere apology to those of you whose contact with me has lapsed over the last... week? two weeks? I don't quite recall! :B Frankly, in all the lotus-eating festivity, I completely lost track of the calendar, and with it my professional agenda... but I take it Unreal Heiress kept my appointments and delivered my pre-formulated responses at the office in a timely manner! I've been away. It was entirely incidental that the extension of an invitation to "hang" reached my inbox so shortly after my... change in status. Hrm! And then we... gee. It feels invasive to summarize the hours upon hours of Gill Time which commenced across the following days! ... Where was I? Oh, yes, right. I guess I'm home now. Or. Whatever. Who cares. I miss you already, @cuttlefishCabbalist! :( More pictures of our escapades incoming. #BFFS #gillfronds #noromo #bestfriendsforever #sisters https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ff3e335cf5b7.PNG
⊹₊˚{ WHO IS ACCUSING YOU OF BEING TOXIC? that is literally JUST AS TOXIC. if not MORE, considering its super toxic on its own to accuse a woman of doing anything "wrong" }9_9{ #innerempress #isfeelingfishpleased }˚₊⊹ ࣪
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I'm still mad and my 'puter still off, but all I have to say is, and with the dryest intonation possible, "Wow. I am shocked. Who could I have seen this coming?" Okay, bye.
< the avalances - since i left you > < each track blends perfectly into the next > < an enjoyable album > >
I should m★ke more holes in things
Much of Uesugi Karkat's early life is completely unknown. Due to his total hemoanonymity over the many sweeps of his time in East Alternia, it cannot be deduced what province, prefecture, or continent he hailed from before his sudden arrival in Trollshiwara, the famous red light district of Troll Edo. What remains consistent is this — he arrived as a foreigner who did not speak the language, seemingly fallen out of the sky and into the cart of a local brothel owner. The owner was purportedly so taken with his boyish beauty and gap moe tsundere personality that he immediately set him to work as a courtesan within his business. It was here that Uesugi Karkat was first referred to by his East Alternian title, the AKATSUKI. Under the strict tutelage of the other courtesans, he learned to dance, sing, play music, pour tea with delicately trembling wrists, feign laughter at unfunny jokes, and weaponize the nape of his nugstalk in the way that an anglerfish lures its prey into its abyssal maw. However, accounts from the other brothel workers say that he was too ornery and foul-mouthed to do any of these things without erupting with rage. He did, however, learn the local language with surprising acuity, and the courtesans were deeply impressed with his natural propensity for writing romantic long-form poetry. Furthermore, rather than selling his concupiscent services as a low-ranking courtesan was expected to, the Akatsuki was supposedly so renowned for his talents as a pale quadrant advisor and ashen mediator that guests of some of the highest castes in Troll Edo sought him out solely for his comfort and advice. No information on the Akatsuki's hemocaste could be discerned during this time, due to never once shedding his genetic material with any customer or courtesan alike. In fact, so preternatural was his ability to touch the pusher of a customer without ever shedding his kimono that within three sweeps, he had already reached the prestigious rank among courtesans of a Boiran (boy oiran), which offered him considerable wealth and empowered him with the right to turn away any offer made in poor taste, even if they were of a higher-blooded caste. It was due to this prestige that he was later discovered by his next wealthy benefactor, who was the leader of a troupe of Grubuki actors, and began his next career as the ONNAGATA. Attached is one of the most popularly sold woodblock-print wall scrolls of his likeness, titled "Delicious Fucking Shit," for the ambiguity of its referral to either the grub-tempura or the courtesan himself. More of Uesugi Karkat's history to come in the following chitts. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/17e0aad9aa46.png #uesugikarkat
08F i NEEd to BONd more intimately with my comPanions ANd QUAdS #magic1978 -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
Yes YEEESSS. THAT'S THE SHIT, SHALIM. Thats the shit.
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motherfucker TRIEd to wreck my QUAdRANT -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
=oXO i,m sorry that you feel that way''' i hope that i,m correct too =oXO
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- Well, I've definitely got to update mmy digital Curriculumm Viscerae... I have accrued MULTIPLE bosses since the timme of writing this part... 😆😆😁😁 - https://i.ibb.co/qMdW9KrT/immage.png - https://i.ibb.co/5h8XMJjt/immage.png [ TRANSLATION ]
An unnamed individual, unrelated to any #masquerade event taking place. Part trois. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/69c71ccb275b.png
This Is Such A Good Post, I Almost Unfollowed You While Attempting To Follow You A Second Time.
== why are they called... in cells... are they... imprisoned...? ==
https://i.postimg.cc/D0TRHb3W/Untitled317.png @carbonatedCaravanserai Back on that grind. The connoisseur of carbonation. (( #rosessketchbook ))
I'm not going to watch that space.
Step 3: Regret
- Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Wommen they'r;e 🖐️
nah dONT worry about it i have so many BUddIES you dONT have to stress your sweet fishy Pan about it just keeP hanging out with me (:F
heheheheh wiiwii [:F !theres that smile i love! i mean i cant see it but i assume youre smiling right now why else WOULd you tyPe 'hehe'
!i dO! in a way i am you you are me we are we ?we we? wait what was i saying
sömetimes yöu just götta stare intö the depths öf yöur fridge tö discöver the depth öf yöur söul ör yöure just hungry
göregle höw dö i get my matesprit back
of course i know what its like to be left BEHINd !!!it sucks BUNS!!!
here if you ever NEEd it Shalim i still have some extra skywhale milk if that may helP
-> Women Are Capable Of Anything = Your Total Is $0.99
SMASH. BEST GIRL.
꒰THIS BEAST 👇 is 4 guys https://file.garden/agkEUifMyBH0PCee/bluebottle_portuguese—man—o—war_1m.jpg꒱
damn. i was )(opin for a bit more. silicon can be s)(arpened and made s)(arp alongside its plastic. could be a good anti-tree)(ouse measure against rebels...
i WOULd know that shaPely robust buxom anywhere...
☀︎ᯓI G☆T S☆Me sTaR StIcKeRs y☆u bEtTeR Kn☆w tHaT EvErY☆Ne's gEtTiNg ☆Ne aNd tHaT My hIvE Is g☆iNg t☆ Be c☆vErEd iN ThEmᯓ☾
can i be h0nest having read all 0f #cagttl the 0nly difference between him and a g00d am0unt 0f pe0ple is he says the quiet part 0ut l0ud
Vesica I'm not on the moon. :( And the moon is vital for the stability of the oceans on the planet. Worse death.
An unnamed individual, unrelated to any #masquerade event taking place. Part deux. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/60fe1ab7fc3f.png
What is this. Who sent this to me. What does it even mean. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c85d6579cb53.png
Unreal Heiress, play Mr. Blue Sky by Electric Light Orchestra.
I hear the pleas of the masses. But the solution here is NOT more wanton violence. No matter how you may strike this miserable starving poonhound, you will not deter him from the table! ... There is only one weapon left in my artillery. A single lethal projectile by which to silence this fool.
THANK you, Cronus. This goes to show you that no one is beyond education. ... Is something burning? OH, GREAT BALLS OF FIRE.
... :(
Crockercorp. One word, you disappointing fucking dullard. Also- the "BOARD OF DIRECTORS?" What reality are YOU dwelling under the funk of wherein OUR namesake corporation is run by ANYTHING other than our own private equity? You haven't bought back your own fucking stock? The bootstraps are for PULLING ONESELF UPWAYS, not tangling around your own gullet like an unobserved toddler stumbling into the window shades! :B But let us be quite frank with ourselves, shall we? You are cognitively ROTTING under the yoke of that contraption. You will never aspire to anything greater than burrowing mouth-first into your empress' shoe leather like a rat trying to find fresh air. And good gravy, that is ok! I have now thoroughly observed you. Beneath the heel of a more intelligent superior is precisely your niche, Jane. Hold on tight to that shelter, because we can all see VERY APPARENTLY that you do not have the chops for upper management.
An official statement on my rendezvous with @aeneasCaldarium. He joined me at the Crocker estate for supper, and we had a long, civil adult discussion on the subjects he erroneously ascribed to MY person in his sloppy pursuit of my alternates. I took great care to wipe that slate clean and to reeducate him (VERBALLY) on the state of my interests and endeavors. He was... more than receptive to my revisions. :| Then he left! I wholeheartedly accept the apology and corrected statement that followed. And that is all she wrote, buster!
Regrettably.
@gutlessGorturer Alrighty. Let us dispense with the pretense of pleasantry, here. I am going to shift to a lower gear NOT in retreat, but in response to what you must assume is a well-calculated assessment of my person. Some minor concessions. That I stress test my alternates and peers for low-risk data by which I may color my own upward momentum. Such is the necessary vehicle of self-improvement when one has blown off the training wheels and is shakily keeping upright of their own volition- something you know nothing about!! Also, they need a little pushing. It's good for them, and for you. Or it would be, if you weren't too augmented to make use of peer feedback. :P Anyhow, that is where your potency as a social saboteur falls to a fizzling, flat failure. Now on to your points in order. 1.) "Biological clock." Nonexistent. Someone tell this dizzy broad that MY ova are EVER-replenished. Frankly, you ought to know this if YOUR spawncannon is as fruitful as it must be for you to attack MY lack of reproductive bounty. I had better watch the accordion-fold print of YOUR legion of heiresses SPILL from your wallet. LET'S SEE UNREAL HEIRESS' LITTER. The mother hen scratches herself a proper nest before letting loose! I have AS LONG AS I'D LIKE to situate that space before engaging in Phase Two. 2.) You have narrated the cycle of behaviors in my posts. Congratulations. With effort, you might bust out of your CURRENT toady britches of absolute servitude and land a gig in the social media department at MY headquarters! Oh, wait, no. These are the baseline double-digit IQ observations of essentially anyone on the platform who performs a regular check-in on my page. Congratulations rescinded. 3.) I "speak like a CEO" because I am a CEO, who is electing voluntarily to share my personal opinions on certain matters on my PERSONAL SOCIAL MEDIA PAGE. If I were any battier on the main feed, it would be a disservice to my accomplishments in the court of public opinion. Again, a cavelike simplicity to the logic you wield. Could we wake up the SUPERcomputer? I fear my genetic neighbor is burning the interior of the TI-84 she's got banging around up in that empty coconut! 4.) I am a conduit of raw Creation and those properties of Life are mine to "abuse," although I take issue with your liberal application of the word. No jokes here. I am simply going to continue doing what I want! :B 5.) (To the reader: she counted my posts. What a fucking loonybird.) YOU have posted [TOO MANY] times, comprising a quantity I refuse to dignify with an actual figure. Whatever quantity of blithering has escaped your flapping mouth has run past the dadgum fill line. 6.) Eridan Week was in fact spectacular. We are eclipsing into a rare alignment of ideals for this brief moment. Bask in the shadow of my footsteps and see how much wiggle-room you've got yet to fill on those toes. 7.) Again with the a-words. Assault? I have a towering stack of liability waivers that beg to differ. Also missing the strategic point of that night and the greater event as a whole, which doesn't surprise me. You are such a dogmatic black hole that no humor may escape your gaze with ANY remaining merit, even the shroud of joviality over actual gamepiece movement! 8.) I LOATHE being subjected to the fumbling of an individual wearing my face and name. In your case, I'll give you a pass, because you've been rendered little more than an enforcer, and at that task within your own chronology I'm sure you're quite successful. I do not SELF-loathe. This is an inaccurate interpretation of my deeper motivations spawned by YOUR artificial imperative to get me on board with your Ponzi hubbub. Durr. On the off chance that these insults are being relayed strictly for guffaws (which I doubt), you're equally missing the mark. Missy, I have got your number as well as you think you've got mine. At the end of the day, I have BEEN you. You have never been me! One day, when the circlet falls from your scalp and the scales from your eyes, I will accept your blubbering apology in the form of your face mashed against the polished marble of my executive office floors. And then perhaps, PERHAPS, in the name of sisterhood, I will drop you a couple of pointers. Or maybe you'll just die like that OTHER Jane, tormented in biological inauthenticity and so augmented that her tether to Life itself pinched shut in utter rejection of her fate. But trust. It's one or the other for you. :B
... Thank you.
Legislation on Earth-C has officially outlawed the sale of all unauthorized, counterfeit materials bearing my likeness, including toys and other various silly comfortstuffs. Farewell and good riddance, "Janunu." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/77469c7a3c16.png
I really don't think they are obligated to do anything. It is exploring an interesting character space, it is appropriately tagged, it doesn't break any rules. They have followed every possible rule they can be expected to
I mean this with the most deference and I hope this is not taken wrong. But there are some highbloods that I simply. Do not know how to respond to in a respectful manner. - MC Oleana
ough ive been dIGGING all night my Prongs are COVEREd in dIRT I'll check the current aPPlications soon
The thought does give me some pause as well. I woulld occasionally be brought overseas, on rare occasions. The sailling was allready... difficullt, as the crew of seadwellers had to ensure my survivall under threat of execution, so they coulld not simplly jump overboard and abandon mysellf and the llandllocked castes. Though the storms it brought upon my home set good atmosphere for contempllation.
Well, it would be a third moon. And it'd be orange.
Fuck, dog. My eyes glances right over the the word more. I am fumbling this shit.
if i were to ♯potentially ♯host a ♯recreationalbonfire could you all ♯behave yourselves
ビアンは最高に素晴らしい友達になってくれる存在だよ。
Much to consider. I will consider with you.
i WOULd never LEAd you astray shalim you are like my favorite of the flock [:F
Lik£, manif£sting my boss lik£ pays m£ mor£ so I can lik£, buy mor£ cloth£s b£caus£ I lik£, sp£nt it all alr£ady lik£. LOL!! ;P Anyon£ lik£, know any £asy ways to mak£ som£ £xtra ca£gar? LMAO!
An interesting concept. I hope it works.
The sun has never looked more beautiful than it does cresting over the horizon from of my office window. - MC Oleana
Personally, I have become a daywalker since coming to Pomon. The transition is hard but you get used to the slight tingling sensation of the sun's rays. Some never do though, and I pity them. #DaylightGrind - MC Oleana
Hmm. I offer this advice then, having been in something of a simillar situation. Mind the power dynamic between the ward, and warded. I was raised by a troll. She died by my hand. This will happen to your system as well, if managed poorlly.
- Oh... oh, wow! No one's ever written a song for mme before! 🥹🥹 I amm VERY new to this whole "mmusic" thing, but I can tell, the one you've penned for mme is really freaking beautiful. ☺️😁 - Haha, and don't worry! I get paid for all the Helping Handies I give out! 😆😆😆 - Usually - And you know, I feel REALLY understood now that sommeone's comme to understand that I'mm not just a happy, big-fanged officerena grinner... but also that I can be aggressive, too. LOL 🤣🤣😁😁 - (And also thank you for redacting that last part hahaha) - (And nooo mmy grimmace pullers don't hurt, haha, or if they did it would be a bearable ammount 🤣🤣😆 Or one that I enjoy or sommething, but who knows) - Anywho! I'mm a little confused at what a "class-pect" is, but you can bet on mmy LIFE that I'll wear this commplimment crown you've woven for mme with mmy horns held high. 😆😆☺️☺️ - Thanks, Gander Grimmzl! I amm SO honored to have been a subject of Gander's Gander today. ☺️☺️☺️
- EXACTLY that! LOL! 🤣🤣
We are both so normal and will not ever mention the things we've seen. - MC Oleana
- I'mm #Normmal today. I'mm #NormmalMintyl today.
!oh! wow golly i dIdNT realize that hes my moirail aheeha small WORLd huh
@assistMint Give me the Debrief on the Goings-On, Champ!
- Well, on mmy end of the wipe-end victory thing there's this guy I've always wanted to see experience a little good ol' fashioned, all-Alternian torture... 😆😆 And, LOL, guess what. 🫢 - They are FINALLY torturing himm. 🤣🤣😁😁😁👏👏👏 #WINNING
!haPPy mother grubs night to messiah jane! she may not have CONSUMEd my sPawning slurry but she is a mother grub in her own right as the creator of an entire Planet may her blessings be Plentiful ANd joyous ANd if her transmitter is out there Please STANd uP ANd accePt your rightful role as batter PROVIdER thank you
dRONE dELIVERY human WEEd instant #substances
I know we don't always get along. Like when I forgot to bring your favorite toXic waste. Or when you crushed my first two-wheeled travel apparatus with your large body. Or when you accidentally ate my favorite pair of Slewboutins. But I'm thankful for you, nonetheless. I won't belabor the sentimentality, as I know we'd both rather be flayed and dunked into hot oil. Happy #LususDay, dumpmother. I hope you enjoy your gift. #LususReveal #MyLusus https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7500b3ad0dfc.png - MC Oleana
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confession: i miss the shakin of artillery. if there is a mutha fuckin thing more destructive than me, it is a platform of long ranged crust shatterin 200mm cannons. honk honk. its groundin in a way. honk.
☆▪︎An anonymous troll said▪︎☆: "i think a lot of lesbians on here operate under the delusion that just because you're thirst posting as a woman, you aren't actually being off-putting or weird. let me assure you, you are." #truthnuke
im so angry right now i have to look at buxom harlequin women with PlumP figures to calm dOWN
i hoPe he keePs the hat on
on my FRIENdQUEST tomfoolery yet again heh im going to be bulgeys hero aheeha
!!thats the goal!! im going to be FRIENdS with everyone if the messiahs will it
!!!FRIENd: ACQUIREd!!!
!huh! thats a GOOd way to think about it
... but ... hrm ive never seen something be that GOOd
how the hell dOES something have 12 stars i thought there was only 5
everyone Please Pray for the messiah shes fine I just want her to SUCCEEd with her trials
i feel Pretty healthy though i dONT even have the sniffles
GOOd ANd WONdERFUL things keeP haPPening for me vesica i am so haPPy the WORLd has never been anything but KINd
i have so many FRIENdS ANd am very haPPy ANd my emPloyee is softening his calcium HARdENEd Pusher ANd ANd ANd ANd !!!!HOORAY!!!! nothing can bring me dOWN [:F
its all coming uP PinniP the messiahs love my whimsy
heh in dUE time my sweet im making sure its just right
i ACQUIREd a one scoobert dOO Painting the same time i SNAGGEd my alPha howlbeast Painting but i HAd to wait for scoobert since they NEEdEd to shiP him over
!!MY SCOOBERT dOO ARRIVEd!!
lusus Put a rock over my recouPeracoon so i COULdNT get out for almost two nights ive been messaging from my Palm husk like some KINd of stray carnie
.Please. hes just a sweet WOOdEN boy
you want to ausPitice me so BAd it makes you look dIPLOMATIC
that oleana LAdY wants to Pitch me so BAd it makes her look dOWNRIGHT silly
shes trying to make me bury my PuPPet i RESCUEd from the SANdS HELP BOOST MY KULT SO I CAN KEEP HIM
Ugh. I know you all have been waiting with baited breath. So, fine. I suppose I can no longer deny you. Get me to 10k Kult, and I'll post #NSFW of myself. I've already booked a photorturegrapher for the occasion. #Girlboss #WomenInSTEM #WomenOutOfPocket - MC Oleana
#MacroCullsmos #BrandLoyalty #Professionalism #MyBoss https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c2312ea7389c.png - MC Oleana
I may be the .o°nly .o°ne b.o°ld en.o°ugh t.o° make the ckaim but. I think s.o°me .o°f y.o°u are jeal.o°us .o°f @gratuit.o°usAnnuity 's can-d.o° attitude and never say die mentality
i am so haPPy all the other trolls like me everyone talks to me everyone wants to be my FRIENd they think i am funny they SENd me from Place to Place selling oil for their shiPs ANd rumbles in their name ANd as i get better at it they like me more ANd more i am a victor of my own success. 'PALINd' i even get a cool name a PurPose i am caPable of so much FRIENdSHIP ANd everyone sees it some nights i feel so mirthful i COULd cry, but i dONT i never dO because what WOULd be the Point every single troll in the entire universe WOULd care shout it from the hivetoPs
it is a shame to hear that an individual had died, but if they, as the young ones say, fuck around and find out, then that is simply on them if they prod a hungry shark and then get upset when it bites them
🌊🦑🐠🦑🌺 #fishfriday t𖦹day we sh𖦹uld take a m𖦹ment t𖦹 remember h𖦹w vital c𖦹ral reefs are f𖦹r supp𖦹rting 𖦹cean life!!! always take care 𖦹f y𖦹ur fishy friends, big and small! 🫧🐚🦀🐬🐬
icanfeelpalind he isclose the oldguard are mobilized. hhh i hope he's alright.
gettingsavedbypalindwhilewritingupbulgereviewshhehehehehe#nsfw
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࣪⊹₊˚{ data on wholl go hook + line + sinker four your low effourt pitybait chits? the answer is NO ONE! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ PICK YOURSELF UP, YOU FAUXRISTOCRAT!!!! \}*_*{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ hey, if youre going to pitybait on main, can you at least do it with a little more tact? }9_9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ it is HONESTLY such a bad look four us. + youre not even doing it the right way! 0/10, biiiig fins DOWN!!!! }^o^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
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In Some Corners Of The Empire, It Is Considered A Sort Of Digital Public Display Of Affection To Adopt Elements Of Your Quadrantmate's Quirk Into Your Own Style. I Find It Tooth-achingly Disgusting.............
Tonight I cleaned the glass on all my aqUariUm tanks. Then. I took a took a long nap with the tropical fish! When I woke Up, there were cleaner shrimp crawling on me! Haha. They're very diligent creatUres! And. I think I am now adeqUately exfoliated! ・・・𝛾
Hey Palind, we don't talk, I do see you around though. Love the dedication to your craft and Messiah and shit, if he starts crying will you post a picture?
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- LOL. I hope he's happy with what he's... Wrothe... upon himmself... 😂😂😂
hey... he better not be wearing the cllothes i made him bc otherwise that hurts
kick him off the Program ANd SENd him here
my emPloyee has FORCEd my Prong where it has been MAdE clear that corPorate corPoral Punishment is necessary to reestablish the Power dYNAMIC because he is clearly getting too massive for his cheaP 2 THREAd count britches hes Practically tearing out of them
࣪⊹₊˚{ dark water, dark water! yaaaaay! DARK WATER! }^0^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Yes, It Pleases Me To Know That Not All Of This Site's Accursed Userbase Have Fried Their Pans.............
In Those Days, All Spacefaring Vessels Were Smaller Than Our Modern Iterations. Over Time We Have Discovered And Implemented More Efficient Means Of Constructing Ships In High Altitude Or Low Orbit Environments; At That Time, We Were Forced To Rely On The Relatively Crude Method Of Fully Terrestrial Construction, Followed By Combustive Launch............. however, The Terms Used For Classification Were Identical To What They Are Now; It Was, And Remains, The Role Of The Vessel Which Dictated Its Designation Rather Than Its Size............. weapon Layout Was Similarly Identical, Though There Was A Larger Focus On Ship-to-ship Combat In Those Days, As Our Early Conquests Often Attempted To Put Up A Resistance Outside The Bounds Of Their Atmospheres. Foolishly, Of Course, And They Found (relatively) Greater Success In Resisting Through Planetside Warfare. That Trend Is Why We Have More Orbital Bombardment Weaponry On Modern Ships............. of Course, I Cannot Say Much More, Given How Much Of This Is Classified Information.............
↘️i am have spent literal hours if not minutes pouring my thought and attention into this idea.↘️ ↗️I HAVE ROLLED IT AROUND MY THOUGHTSPONGE.↗️ ↘️it would be befitting of you and your interests to have a barrel of oil, as it is literally your nutrient grainloaf and creamy lactose product.↘️ ↗️THE BIGGER THE BARREL.↗️ ↘️the better.↘️
that way every knows knows they can be my FRIENd (:F your BAdGE SHOULd be a bottle of milk i think
i want something that says !!!!IM YOUR FRIENd!!!!
- I can't lie. It is kind of the freaking best when he calls mme "Chammp" 😆😆😆😁😁
Would lik£, sph£r£ post or lik£, som£thing if my boss was lik£, activ£ on chittr still but lik£ th£y lik£, AR£NT so lik£ whats th£ point. LOL. #nsfw
glub #glubposting
concept: using your fingers to slowly spread their fin rays watching with curious eyes as they flutter nervously in response to your probing you lean in to drag your tongue across the soft interradial membrane of their earfin only to hear their breath hitching towards the stark difference between the warmth of your touch and the chill of their skin sitting in their lap as you roll your hips at an eager pace their head nods back to stare up at you with blown out pupils that were usually so stern and slitted their hands hold your hips tight claws that could tear you to pieces were you a beast in their waters so gentle as they skim upwards to draw over your ribs your eyes guiltily trail down to their neck to the gills that flutter there with each needy noise they allow slip past razorlined teeth youve memorized the feel of the sharp operculum that protects the sensitive and fragile piece of their throat gill rakers flashing with each gasp they make you cant help yourself you lean down to drag your tongue carefully over the shape of them the warmth of your saliva near such a delicate part causes their hips to thrust upwards against you from below claws pricking skin and teeth gritting "careful" they warn in a pathetic voice but it only makes your hips move faster (tags: Reader/Anonymous, seadweller, #rankworks, seadweller fetishization, #nsfw, finplay, gillplay, caste difference alluded to, no quads mentioned, flushcoded, archive rating: M)
!ohhhhh that makes so much more sense! keeP eating it then like its your OneANight nightly vitanutrient caPsule so youll always be ENERGIZEd (:F
!!!!!REALLY!!!!! im so haPPy to hear that you are finally UNdERSTANdING the jubilance her Presence brings. shes so ENCUMBEREd with life waiting to burst out of her like a overriPe mothergrub as one of her many miracles i like her alot !make sure you cook the coPy with some oil ANd grublegs to helP it go dOWN easier?
ough sorry i havent been on tonight the muses were GUIdING me to Paint the messiah in all her TENdER mercy so i COULdNT stoP @gutsyGumshoe httPs://i.imgur.com/AfCc2cw.Png
- Does anyone else crave randommly crave Cinnaborn sommetimmes? I can't lie, the frosting bullets are just kind of awesomme. 🤣🤣 #JustAlternianThings #StraightOutOfAlternia #WishThisPlanetHadOne
I keep seaing landdwellers attempting to “translate” glubposting like it is some kind of decorative typing quirk instead of w)(at it actually is. W)(ic)( is adorable, by t)(e way. Please continue. You must understand, glub is not simply replacing words wit)( ocean puns and calling it a day. If it were t)(at easy, every rustblood wit)( a dictionary and too muc)( confidence would be capable of reproducing it properly. T)(ey are not. Glub is cadence. Implication. Pressure. -Emotional undertow. A conversational current carried beneat)( t)(e literal meaning of t)(e words t)(emselves. Two seadwellers can )(old an entire second conversation beneat)( t)(e visible one wit)(out a single outsider noticing. Tone s)(ifts. Repetition. Intentional misuse of aquatic terminology. Placement of symbols. Timing. A single “glub” can mean reassurance, mockery, t)(reat, flirtation, mourning, or a declaration of dominance depending entirely on context and psyc)(ic projection. And Y-ES, before anyone asks, projection matters. People forget t)(at our kind did not claw our way to t)(e top of t)(e )(emospectrum t)(roug)( pretty fins and dramatic capes alone. Seadwellers once possessed a psionic repertoire vast enoug)( to drown civilizations in silence. Or so t)(e oldest stories claim. T)(en )(istory c)(anged. T)(e useful gifts were cultivated elsew)(ere. Culling became specialization. T)(e lowblood castes in)(erited and refined abilities t)(at once belonged to t)(e dept)(s t)(emselves w)(ile our own powers narrowed into somet)(ing subtler. Stranger. W)(at remained was glub. A language s)(aped as muc)( by instinctive psyc)(ic bleed as spoken communication. )(alf verbal exc)(ange. )(alf emotional tide. T)(e last relic of somet)(ing enormous. Or maybe t)(at is just imperial romanticism. 38) Maybe we just really like fis)( jokes and making everyone else uncomfortable. Difficult to say. Regardless, if you ever sea two seadwellers speaking and suddenly realize you cannot quite tell w)(et)(er t)(ey are t)(reatening eac)( ot)(er, flirting, discussing politics, or planning a massacre? Congratulations. You are finally beginning to understand glub. 38D
Also, another elementary lesson in public appearance. Don't shift the blame onto a third party. It makes you look easily influenceable. That is political blood in the water. You ARE easily influenceable, but your people don't need to know that. :B
- Like mmy Chitt if you think you could cull mme... 🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆
- Hi, all! With somme Help fromm mmy new boss's esteemmed mmediculler, I amm as GOOD as new! Or mmore like... as good as usual, LOL! 🤣🤣 - I was given a spinal injection and have been on SO mmuch analgesic succor fluid because of it 😂😂😂😂 I feel so awesomme. #WorkingFrommHiveTommorrowNight
↗️THIS IS TRUE. THIS IS LITERALLY TRUE. I WILL NEVER PRODUCE ANOTHER QUARTERLY OUTLINE FOR THEM, NOR WILL I TAKE THEIR SHIFT.↗️ ↘️their portfolios will fester and die.↘️ ↗️YOU ARE SO RIGHT. A TRUE, UNWAVERING SUPERIOR.↗️
!you have nothing to aPologize for! i like when you say whats on your MINd it makes me smile i just wish trolls WOULd listen to everything you say INSTEAd of just the ones that make them Pity you you have a lot of BREAdTH in your oPinions ANd i dONT think they SHOULd be IGNOREd
- Palebro, I amm sorry this is happening. I was distressed at the timme, sure. But not mmany folks would enjoy #SlimmeOnTheirHead, I'mm sure. Is that so wrong? For crying grievance to a neutral consequence of an accidental action? - An accidental action that happened mmaybe twelve to fourteen timmes while I was in the suitcase, sure. But EVERYONE mmakes mmistakes. ☹️🙌 Everyone has those days. Everyone knows what I'mm referring to, because we ALL have experienced feeling this way before. 🙂↕️🥹👏 #ThisIsHard #ButEveryoneUnderstands
↘️here is what i imagine the goregle searches of my worksquare neighbor are.↘️ ↗️LOUDEST KEYBOARD ON MARKET.↗️ ↘️least effective ways to work.↘️ ↗️SQUIKIHOW TO PERFORM POOR ERGONOMICS.↗️ ↘️how to report someone to upper manglement unnecessarily.↘️ ↗️WORST TIE EVER- HOW TO BUY.↗️
↗️DO NOT COMMENT DISPARAGING THINGS ABOUT MY WORK DRAWINGS.↗️ ↘️you could never understand the bond between two warriors.↘️ ↗️AN EMPLOYEE AND AN EMPLOYER.↗️
↗️YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO UNDERSTANDS ME, PALIND.↗️
your dRAWINGS are as cute as ever wrothe (:F
↗️THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE GUIDED THROUGH FIELDS OF INVESTMENTS BY YOUR PHYSICALLY ADJUSTED SUPERIOR.↗️ ↘️this is what it means to be admonished for your poor habits and also your bad choices by your complete higher up.↘️ ↗️THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS TO STAND IN THE FACE OF TRUE COMPETENCY, WHEN YOU ARE LITTLE MORE THAN A PATHETIC SCRUB RUBBING HIS KNUCKLES ALONG THE FLOORBOARDS FOR A FEW SPARE CAEGAR FOR THE VENDING MACHINE.↗️ ↘️i have tried to capture the flawless and superior essence of @caligulasAquarium the best i can.↘️ ↗️MARVEL IN SHOCK AND AWE AS YOU LEARN WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A BOND BETWEEN EMPLOYEE AND EMPLOYER, DEEPER THAN ANYTHING ELSE.↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1fdc7c48610a.png ↘️
↘️this comment means everything to me.↘️
hmmm glub
glub #glubposting
Since we're in Quadrants and Charms 1101 this afternoon. React to this chit with the quadrant in which you suppose you would be your absolute MOST toxic.
sniffle i can always count on you shalim (':F
!well he can Post what he wants as long as hes haPPy! he was really haPPy to touch my new mirthful yo yo which was fun i wish they WOULd listen to him when he TALKEd about the yo yo
HATE THIS POST IF YOU THINK IM ABUSIVE LIKE THIS POST IF IM NOT
me when tha species designed to b mean is mean 380
ALL I WANT is an attatroll IS THAT SO HARd well.... Probably #MIddAYmoanings
they have a WARd for Psionics thats so cool
https://open.spotify.com/track/1suKl27QdnLN52Nsl3qgRJ?si=74fac98ccf8742bc #musicposting
heh i beat everyone to the Punch to BId (:F its freaking amazing right
i might be biassed becausse of my lussuss, but it iss kinda cute when ssnakess do that little fucked up yawn you know
- a that happens to mme! True!! 🤣🙌🙌
- Please stop fighting in mmy mmentions. Amm trying to watch the funny patterns on the back of mmy eyelid
- All of mmy Mintylet Momments are ending 😂 #PenciledInDyingForLaterTonight #Aww
- Oh.... so you have sommeone who can hold it for you?? 😆
- Please, Insoector. I will mmiss Handling all these Pickles with you. It was mmy greatest joy in life, to do that
clowwns wwill come on here and document the night they had mutiliatin some random assblood they ran into wwith photographic fuckin evvidence but wwhen i say the facepaint wwearin faygo freaks oughta get rounded up and dealt wwith suddenly im the bad guy
an intro post wwell wwhat is there to knoww im a deadly and dowwnright ruthless nobleman of the high seas and if my status alone aint enough to inspire you into a appropriately servvile posture then i got plenty of firepowwer to make you reconsider i am the prince of hope and as such im the authority of all things hopeful so if you got any inquiries about that subject you can look no further landdwwellers dni unless wwe already knoww each other personally
To fvrther elvcidate my prior missive: These Violetbloods of the modern era do oft lament their qvadrants and engage in the cvlling of lowbloods. Albeit I, too, may express discontent regarding my rather bereft qvadrants, I shovld not indvlge in svch infantile complaints vpon the digital ether.
thats the funniest shit i ever heard you my favorite now
✪✪✪✪ - A friend of Krilin is a friend of mine!
I have fashioned a rendering of this, employing a whimsical, cartoonish likeness of mine own person. https://file.garden/aL4KPnPtcQ-viEQ5/Other/Algeno%20in%20Egypt.png
((Okay but for real though. "Too long didn't read" or anything along those lines is mean to the person behind the character more than anything. Someone real *did* write all that and it's pretty hurtful to dismiss all that work to their face or tell them that they aren't worth the effort of reading a paragraph or two. Characters are gonna be mean but remember not to be a jerk to the real person.))
i have PROCUREd a Painting of an alPha howlbeast ANd one mystery dePiction of a scoobert dOO while at an auction my hive is going to look so morherfucking cool
>([not now kitten daddy is catfis#ing a corporate regional manager on vr c#at]
wwhat the fuck do you mean you cant swwim
The Mother Grub Will Not Stop Groaning To The Tune Of "Jobless Nubday"
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 I'm not picking favorites, you are all wonderful, the worst scum of the universe, or somewhere in between and that's what makes it entertaining to watch. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
...Jewelry, you say...? II do think obsidian goes nicely with most troll fashion...
ye 3B-)
look wwho i found! not a #lusii but i found my alternate self cruising the beforus forests looking for a vvery strange prey indeed i wwas just on my wway to chat wwith the consternation wwhen i bumped into him selfie time!! https://cdnimgchestcom/files/2848a4333447jpeg
They put y0ur thr0ne in the c0rner 0f the r00m
reminder theres wways to make cullin/murder painless and easy but therere a MILLION other wways to eek out evvery last drop of that swweet sufferin screamin wwhat drowwns out other horrors bellowwing in the night and i just prefer doin it like that #nsfww
shasta is a beautiful name for a baby grub is that one of your dESCENdANTS
i get to be on a boat with the messiah ANd the olive human with the big heiney ANd the orange human with the big rumblesPheres ANd the Pink human with the big Pusher im so haPPy tonight is the best night ever #alPhaboat
.I dId IT. I MILKEd IT IM AMAZIMG IM A SOLUTELY AWESOME I MILKEd I MILKEd I MILKEd #IAMTHEMILKER #GOTMILK #CLASSICAdS
shooting my shot messiahs be with me
I dIdNT SHE SAId I COULd COME #IMCOMINGTHEWHOLEWEEK #BOATLIFE
!its okay bro shes a messiah! i get to be so close to miracles ANd mirth im so haPPy
no way th1s guy 1s afra1d of needles
youre ♯going to ♯turn into a ♯hairlessofficerodent ♯wrotheaiaray im ♯so sorry
↘️i know, i will not literally allow it to fester. just figuratively.↘️ ↗️YOUR CONCERN, HOWEVER SMALL, HAS ALREADY MADE ME FEEL BETTER.↗️
tHE MORE THINGS CHANGE, tHE MORE THEY STAY THE SAME, i GUESS,
↘️there is a reason no one has ever thought "let me consult the bronze blood for medical evaluation, i trust them to be highly educated and productive members of society, capable of handling superior concerns of bodily harm".↘️ ↗️NO.↗️
uH OH, tHAT'S NO GOOD, bUDDY, i WOULD RECOMMEND, cREATING A MAKESHIFT TOURNIQUET AND, cUTTING OFF THE FLOW OF BLOOD IN BETWEEN, yOUR PUSHER AND WHEREVER IT BIT YOU, hOPE THAT HELPS!
Lik£ WTF??
OMFG. Lik£ wow.. you r£ally ar£ lik£, th£ brav£st <333
↘️the skittering above my worksquare and valuable efforts of marketorturing continues.↘️ ↗️LITERALLY NOT EVEN WORRIED ABOUT IT ANYMORE.↗️ ↘️it is likely some impossibly large cheesebeast, fattened gratuitously by the midshift meals stowed in the gaper room by sniveling, inferior employees.↘️ ↗️I WILL BRAVE IT.↗️
1 m1ss her somet1mes... my favor1te mug....... s1ghs https://f1le.garden/adF0jTOt11Z83cf1/ch1ttr%20mug.png
[|87 :: d;d you ser;ously just cast ch;t pant? 1s ;t poss;ble to learn such power?
when the website is chitting the bed #chityoursellf
theyre postin beetles tonight its pretty cool
listen BUd you HAd me giggling guffawing chuckling ANd gagging all at once !you got a home run from me!
oh my gog, that's insane I didn't realize troll jfk was the original #beetlepawster mew~ 💖✨
neva )(ad it but i also aint a big dairy gal
🦓🥺🐛🤗 @naughtyTechnician https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/grub.png?v=1775592179996
holy fuck i think you just SAId something dOWNRIGHT beautiful like you PAINTEd an image in my MINd where for a moment it felt like I was really there it was like looking at the Trolla Liisah with her WICKEd smirk ANd thinking youre in on the laugh with her youre fucking awesome dUdE im going to get you that milk
No Please Not "First Flush/Late Bright Season" Please Please Please Stop Playing "First Flush/Late Bright Season"
here lets try together. hi dude. do you wannt a hug?
✨🍭🕷️ y'all have GOT to stop stealing shit from grumblr i am NOT kidding 🕷️🍭✨