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Hmph! B-baka, how dare u make zuch azzumptionz... httpz://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZHo1bmtmMXIybnM1NWNkcXkxZGz5eXAzOGdla3ZwN21lYXBncG5rbZZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/jzcLAXgy9XjIk/giphy.gif
⛈ Ive decided that everyone who raises my kull score is a tsundere and secretly loves me #mytruth #mymeta
List of things Ivwe been mistaken for in the order of the ones that hurt the most to eh fuck you - a vwoman - a lesbian - effeminate cisman - a purpleblood - eridan
🐾waNNa hear a coNstrUctioN joke? awh, actUally... i’m still ''workiNg oN it''! ehehe, hehe,
may i say something unmirthful this evening
ᵏᶦˡˡᶦⁿᵍ ᶦˢ ˢᵗᶦˡˡ ʷʳᵒⁿᵍ..
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8=8 > human orders grubsteak in perfect alternian, shocks local trolls?!
Don't let the limitations of our species discourage you. You CAN get pregnant. Sure, you may have two genetically modify yourself, move two a different planet with a sun that doesn't irradiate you, or perhaps even change the definition of what it means two be pregnant, but by the stars, don't let that stop you from trying.
yknow im not sure how to feel about the fact the first thing i see when i log on are people talking about troll pregnancy
If trolls could get pregNNaNNt I'd have more buNNs iNN the oveNN thaNN aNN iNNdustrial bakery at this poiNNt. #NNsfw
everyone's talking about how "trolls can't get pregnant" have clearly not seen my work with terezi #nsfw
I try to be patient with the cllowns. They are victims, too. So bllind and naive to that fact though they are. But conversing with them... makes the phantom wounds of my finall night reopen. The spears re-embed themsellves in my fllesh, and I hear the festivall music of the cllowns of a bygone age, dancing around my barelly-lliving-effigy. And in those moments, it feells as though she is gone again. I hate cllowns. #viollence.
⛈ you did WHAT to your pie ?!?!?!
☽☾ what are we #vagueposting
Ashamed by my Wordle today so I shall share how I did on Connections instead. Connections Puzzle #1068 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟪🟦🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
⛈ why what did I do wrong <.‸.>
☽☾ good buddies ! best buddies, even
☽☾ its not like youd mind that anyway ... Im just teasing though ! #platonic #buddies #justbuddies
✮⋆ well then stop being this cute <.‿_>
<3
⛈ oh so NOW you remember your kismesissitude. I see how it is
do i need to yuripost to get the badge or something. fuck idk. she nothing on my nothing til i nothing #celibacy
☽☾ why so defensive ? you knowww I love to chat about romance troubles <.‿_>
FUCK1NG CLOWNS.
I'm stuck with persoonal unresoolved crisis soo yoou're goonna suffer as well it's been a while #hoorselainthroone
☽☾ chittr is so yuriful today ... as a proud fujo and yuri lover Im adoring these developments <.‿.>
This was noT an inviTaTion for more people To follow me I'll rip you in Two
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sometimes i wish i was alive in the 80s then i remember they hadnt even invented jpegs yet
☽☾ you forgot his entire existence ??? thats so lame ... I for sure wouldnt want to fill a quadrant with you now.
⛈ I wouldnt blackrombait a troll who doesnt even remember their actual kismesis name #actuallyembarassing
⛈ Im done arguing cull yourself #cw-self-harm
⛈ I just like seeing what my buddies say on chittr and you just happen to be the only one of them here ! dont flatter yourself !!!
♥️ to keep me here. ♠️ to send me off to space.
Pawple who have dead ancestfurs are blessed in ways they cannot clawmprehend...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
what'S troll vlad the impaler'S favorite joke? so, this bar goes into a guy... #phuntrjoke #pleaselike
Currently studying troll religions. Whilst convoluted and contradictory at times, as most tend to be, I am moderately surprised by the similarities to human religions, but more so by their unique and distinctive differences. Further research must be done.
Hey is ★nyone going to believe me or pretend to believe me if I cl★im norm★lcy?
#hOttake sOme Of yOu dOn’t knOw what’s best fOr yOurselves. sO viOlent, sOme Of yOu are sO viOlent and rabid. i’d suggest getting a rabies shOt and resting.
Corn music better
no more posts for the night, but if you vwanna see more of my #deep thoughts, dont accidentally block the tag #cagttl okay? if you do that then you vwont be able to see my #deep thoughts, so please dont block the #cagttl tag okay? thanks <3
Stop_using_the_actions_of_one_person_to_blame_an_entire_caste. It_is_completely_and_entirely_reductive_of_actual_progress._Also_it's_insanely_hemoist. "But_one_guy_did_this."_You_would_not_like_it_if_a_seadweller_said:_"kill_all_bronzebloods_because_this_one_guy_said_some_awful_stuff." Some_of_you_completely_lack_common_sense_and_nuance_and_it_shows._I_don't_want_to_hear_any_of_that_"Well_reverse_hemoism_doesn't_exist."_IT_DOESN'T_BECAUSE_if_you_discriminate_against_ANYONE_for_something_that_they_cannot_change_it_is_hemoism;_it_doesn't_matter_who's_in_power_it's_hemoism. The_tables_do_not_need_to_be_turned;_we_don't_need_to_start_a_witch_hunt_because_of_one_bad_apple._That_solves_nothing. EQUALITY_MEANS_EVERYONE_IS_EQUAL._ #hemoism
"Is this all you pawst about"...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ A warmblood expresses her opinion a few times and now it's her whole pawsonality...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Only beclaws you only engage when it seems shocking...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Only efur when a warmblood squeaks up...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Gooo fuuuck yooourselves...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
Not that I am particularly taking anyone’s side here, but perhaps we should not allow ourselves to become overly consumed by this. The website does provide tools to block users and blacklist tags; sometimes it may be healthier for all of us to simply close the application for a while and collect ourselves. It was certainly strange, do not mistake me—but I have, admittedly, witnessed far worse.
no troll has evver said that
I Am On The Short End Of Purples Unforch, But Im Super Cute So That Counters It!! 7'3 Btdubssss <3 :o)
i knoww you pissants are quivverin in your second hand rags at the thought a me commentin on the concupiscent chaos unleashed by cros pua postin but as a literal khhvv its basically my empress givven right to say somethin pains me as it does to agree wwith him cros knuckleheaded howw to guide for scorin nook is a last resort for those a us wwho havve exhausted evvery socially acceptable avvenue for gettin pailed an reaped a success rate a negativve 0.00000000000% the ugly truth is that evverythin that blasted nookscrap wwrote about is assured to get you bitches because regardless a caste regardless a wwhether theyre land hags or sea hags all wwomen share one constant elemental trait an that is their lovve for bein treated like shit yup thats right ladies lovve it wwhen you treat them like caca wwhich is wwhy nice guys like me are doomed to linger in the no mans land a vvirginity forevver addendum the inimitable an immaculate empress a alternia wwanted me to state that she is not to be lumped together wwith these masochists because she is impervvious to wwhatevver plagues the rest a the feminine masses
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 2: jade harley #nsfwv #nsfvwe #petplay #dubcon #cagttl yes. ear scritches vwork. lets just get that outta the wvay. i hawve newver, and i mean newver, met a jade wvho didnt melt for this. try scratching at the base of the tail too, just abovwe it, they lovwe that shit. sure youll sometimes find non-dog jades, but thats pretty damn rare. they alwvays go for the petplay stuff too, like, evwen if youre pretty wvanilla you shouldnt hawve a problem tossing out a good girl or good puppy, thatll get her wvagging like crazy. you a little more advwenturous? collar, maybe ewven leash. i alwvays keep a wviolet collar on me for emergencies like this, you should get into the habit of carrying one vwith your color on it. real nice shorthand for establishing wvhos the boss. okay, nowv for the nitty gritty. thats a stupid fucking phrase, nitty gritty. anywvays, there are a fewv types of jade i see. the easiest, but maybe the most boring, are the innocent jades. bright eyed, bushy tailed, dumber than a doorknob. theyll do vwhat you say, beliewve wvhat you say, and lowve evwery second of it. you dont need a guide for her, cmon, just be confident and take vwhat you wvant, shell thank you for it. so a bit tougher are like... dunno hovw to describe em, exactly. theyll turn into the first type of jade wvith some lovwing, but theyre like a real person at first. usually still swveet and bubbly, but theyvwe got some brains. thats vwhere you attack. see, in my experience, jades hate hawving brains. underneath all that genki girl shit, shes like, sad and stuff. shes super smart, and powverful, and hard on herself because she dont think shes enough. you cant let her think shes enough, obwviously, except enough to be your cute lil pet. you gotta help her get into the right mindspace to shut her brain off. givwe her praise, offer her help, unload as much of her mental load onto yourself as you can. appeal to that puppy part of her, its alwvays powverful. she might yip a lil, but her barks vworse than her bite. actually, thats not true, dealing wvith jades has backfired on me once or twvice, but its usually still vworth it. just as an addendum, jades arent as freaky as roses, but they still tend to be pretty freaky. youll nevwer hawve to push em as much, theyre like, in constant heat or something. try letting them get a good wvhiff of you, that wvorks for some of em. but yeah, they lowve getting themselvwes into situations vwhere theyll havwe to do wvhat you say, so take advwantage of that, obwviously. for not being magic gals i find them messed up vweirdly a lot, do wvith that wvhat you wvill. also, theres that vwhole grimdark thing. dont think ivwe ewver taken adwvantage of it myself, but theres gotta be something to that, right? also, if youre a bronze? good for you pal, you knowv vwhat to do. rating time bod: jades tend curwvier, sometimes wvay too much. you vwouldnt think thats possible, but it is. still, cant complain too much about getting more to hold, if you knovw wvhat im saying. sometimes theyre buff vwhich is fine, but just not really my thing 8/10 vwariety: the puppy play is fun and all, but its pretty much vwhat youre gonna get out of a jade. 5/10 ease: jades are so fuckin easy <3 the scritches are all you need most of the time 9/10 personality: can get a lil annoying and i prefer a bit more meat to my convwersations, but its hard to go vwrong wvith a cutie wvho vwants you bad 8/10 ovwerall? 8/10. im alvways happy to see a jade since i knowv im gonna havwe a fun time wvith her. only real problem is that a lotta jades just arent my thing, but those gals wvill make it real obwvious real quick, so its easy to wveed em out. wvoof vwoof.
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 1: rose lalonde #nsfwv #nsfvwe #substance #dubcon #cagttl first in my kinda arbitrary order is rose lalonde, rosie, blondie, cutest babe to evwer scovwl at me. trunkbeast in the block, yeah youre gonna need one into dudes, but thats more common that youd think. wveirdly more common than some of the other gals into gals, ewven. second point of order, roses are freaks. ewvery single one, iwve newver met one that isnt. this means that youvwe got an in, but not necessarily an easy one. youvwe gotta prowve to her that you can provwide wvhat her owvn fucked up pan vwants. usually this means dealing wvith her lusus issues. she wvants a masculine figure to giwve control to so that she can pretend like she isnt messed up about mommy. her loss is your gain. theyre also usually drinking too much of the seer juice, so doing stuff they vwouldnt expect is a good in. that or shes drinking the soporifics, dont see this one super often, but the vway to take advwantage of that is obwvious. wvhatewver it is, just position yourself as someone she can giwve control to. a fawvorite line of mine is "wvhos gonna believwe me anyvways?" my personal fawvorite is the "oh no please dont" style rose. this is the one that showvs off wvhat shes got, puts herself into situations, but acts frosty anywvays. think of her like a meovwbeast. you cant come on too quick, you gotta let her come to you, figure out vwhat she wvants. a good compliment vwill usually set her off in the right wvay, preferably something crass as possible to immediately get her off-balance. tits or ass wvorks, though some vwont be impressed by that, so get creatiwve! once youwve got her on the defensiwve you can figure out vwhat her thing is. does she get off to the shame of being seen around a dude like you? do her knees go vweak at the idea of taking orders? cant handle some trollhandling? shell hiss and scratch a little, but keep up the pressure and shell crack. shell get all blushy evwen as she snarks, and shell call you a creep but she wvont stop you. these ones lowve getting taken somewvhere priwvate to "chevw you out" wvhen really they just wvant an excuse to giwve you the chance to feel em up evwen more obwviously. then youwve got the magic dabblers. magic is fake as hell, obvwiously, i think vwhat they technically do is majykks or howvevwer you spell it. doesnt matter. these ones are bored as hell and theyre wvilling to make it just about anyones, uhh... the opposite of a problem. you see a rose thinking about testing a spell from some spooky tome on herself, encourage it, shes one of these. if they can find some excuse to giwve you the reins, they wvill. find a vway to justify your ovwn magical acumen. these are usually the type wvho wvanna givwe up control, wvanna stop thinking, so take charge and giwve that to em. i think if you leawve any rose alone vwith an esoteric tome long enough she becomes one of these, so go for it if thats vwhat youre into. if youvwe got a rose vwho doesnt seem to fall into either category, but youre sure she could like dudes, then you gotta mold her yourself. make jabs at her competence, emphasize hovw easy it is for you to push her around physically, make her feel small. shell push back, but youre prodding at stuff shes already thinking about herself. shell nevwer accept you as her equal so you gotta tear her dovwn until shes about to implode, then offer yourself as a shoulder to cry on. a confidante. she can trust you, vwho wvould you tell, vwho wvould believwe you? then you make your mowve. make her feel useful, use her, make her think that givwing you her body is just as good as wvovwing you wvith her mind. you gotta be her rock. the genetic predisposition to soporifics abuse is a great help here. shes used to feeling this wvay, ewven if she cant admit it, you gotta make it feel good. make her associate this state vwith pleasure, wvith you. if you can do that, youvwe got her in the palm of your hand. alright, time for the rating bod: roses havwe a lotta wvariance, ivwe seen em scrawvny and iwve seen em curvwy as hell. bonus points for being blonde and making the best faces vwhen theyre mad. 8/10 vwariety: 9/10 you can get a rose for just about any mood you might havwe, but theyll usually act grumpy about it ease: you gotta wvork a little bit to make a rose put out, but theyre usually entertaining enough its not frustrating. 6/10 personality: i lovwe em for their rambling, makes for fun banter, but i can see hovw itd put some people off. the ice queen schtick really does it for me those 7/10 ovwerall? ten outta ten babes, cant complain. im alwvays happy to see a nevw rosie in the bubbles and figure out her deal. usually her deal ends up being an unhealthy obsession vwith xeno-biology
Salutations. Dinner. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d3fa1f4d8303.png
We Have To Cull Almost Every Cronus, This Just Keeps Getting Worse. #extremeviolence
Oh wow do people really hate my whimsy that much? :O My Kull score is nearly twice my Kult score... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6385c49910da.png
five nights at freddys this five nights at freddys that, how about five nights of employment
I'm just putting it on the counter, you know. Do you prioritize rep or freedom? Nd you won't die. They'll try, but they suck @ it. Clowns don't tend to know how to respond to victims who won't sit still.
purple bl/)/)d are kind /)f chill when they aren’t culling pe/)ple and when they give me xanax and benadryl f/)r free thank y/)u @tiresiasMime f/)r the free xanax #substances
🍺This is just sad.
✂Letter "f" in this chat, or however we say.
In hindsight, it probably looks a little unfortunate for THAT to be my last post before a multi-week Chittr break. Please be assured, nothing is ultimately wrong, my attention's just been elsewhere!
Black romance isn't unhealthy, it's on the basis of two trolls respecting each other enough to view one another as their only rivals. They push you into bettering yourself through challenges, and vice versa. If they aren't doing that, then they aren't your kismesis.
I hhave ggot tto gget mmy ddick ssucked #nsfw~<
i 6ot plenty. i just hate arbitrary deClarations that serve only to provide fomo to folks not involved.
unpopular opinion that will 6et me disowned by everyone: what if it was just wednesday beCause not every day needs a theme?
What if evryday Was Wednesday #WednesdayWednesdayWednesday
|| ARE WE JUST MAKING RANDOM WEDNESDAYS NOW | CAN I CHRISTEN 'WANT TO NAP WEDNESDAY' | OR 'WANT TO SMOKE WEDNESDAY' | OR 'DO NOT WANT TO WORK WEDNESDAY' | ARE ANY OF THOSE TAKEN | OVER ||
⛈ your own splinters do NOT count !!!
☽☾ if thats the case then why dont you introduce me to those hundreds, thousands of trolls ? Ill wait.
☽☾ is it self centered to think this is about me ? regardless, I miss you too ...
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Guys, I'm kind of getting sick of the Jeff the Killer thing. What if I was Jeff the Lover or Jeff the Normal Guy. No, that sounds stupid never mind.
Fine. For Now.
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It's Okay They're A " Cutie Pie " So I Will Be Safe.
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I don't mind if 100 people Hate me, as long as my words reach the people who Love me!
(But you could do to be a Little Nicer!)
Look at your Friends, and ask how you can all act a little more Synergistically! Little bit of advice for you tonight.
Do wwe need slurs for evvery caste? Feels like a wwaste of time to wwaste so much pan space to come up wwith a wword just to hate on people, many of wwho wwill just ignore you and wwhat you say
Troll ireland is fake. So is the following: The Mail A proper legal system Vriska Free knives
>>| .i thought .about this same. like purpleblood's culling cults but .in different style.
>>| what .is troll .ireland? haven't heard .about .it from .anywhere.
What to do if you wake up at 3 am and there's a cowboy standing in your room? No problemo I got you, big dawg. STEP ONE: Check to see if you have traveled back to cowboy times. This can easily be done by asking, "Is this cowboy times?" STEP TWO: If they say, "Yes. It is cowboy times." Then that explains everything. Back to bed! STEP THREE: If it is not cowboy times, ask, "Cowboy, why are you here?" or, "Why are you here, cowboy?" STEP FOUR: If they say, "I need your help to find my magical horse, Rex." go with them, because this kind of thing doesn't happen very often. STEP FIVE: If they don't say that, then this is a bad cowboy. STEP SIX: Deploy anti-cowboy measures.
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-------============(((◯ HE'S A DISGRACE TO THE SPORT. AND NO ONE CARES! HE JUST ROBS ALL THE TEAM'S EFFORT FOR HIMSELF. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FIELD BRAWLS? THE MAULING OF MEN AS THAT BALL PASSED FROM BLOODSOAKED HAND TO BLOODSOAKED HAND ON ITS WAY BACK TO THE BASES, WHERE - IF LUCKY - IT WOULD BE BEATEN INTO THE RUNNER'S CRANIUM? SURE. HE GETS SOME FLASHY SHOTS. AND SOME MOMENTS OF HYPE. BUT AT THE COST OF THE WHOLE GAME. IT'S NOT SPORT ANYMORE. IT'S LACKLUSTRE ENTERTAINMENT.
:33< think fast numbnuts :33< *the mighty huntress throws a flash bang at mew*
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Sermons Starting At 5 In The Friggin Morning Should Be Illegal, Can We Cull My Pastor (*joking*) :o)
Dude. I genuinely can't walk right now. Don't think it really matters.
If God was real. She created the universe she gave birth to it. She made all that is beautiful. We were made in God's womb. Women create life. Men are evil little freaks that need to be #locked away... me included. Women are more Godly than men. #womanpower #ilovewomen #imgayformentho
Wouldn't it make more sense if God was a woman? She gave her fertilized egg to a virgin woman. She's the mother of life. God is Gaia. I'm agnostic though so. What do I nose?
Daily Tarot Card. Death. This does not denote a physical death, but rather a change, or transformation, of things coming to an end. But without closing one door, you cannot open another. Much like a snake sheds it's skin, you must shed the old, and embrace the new. #DailyTarotCard https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a94828667755.jpg
~~(__^·> dont forget to be extra rough with your indigo ladies! <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> she can take it! shes a big girl! <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> make her beg for mercy! <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> #nsfw #<3< <·^__)~~
im Not afRaid of femaГes. i am just simpГy avoidaNt of them Because they aRe vioГeNt aNd uNstaBГe. aNd im Not aN easy pRey
#mwah
I Am Kissing Your Little Forehead And Squishing Your Cheeks.
Awe. " Cutie Pie ".