Diamonds Droog
@diamondsDroog
Regret is a force far stronger than gratitude.
@diamondsDroog aren't you glad i'm me.
Looking to borrow an accordion. It will come back in worse condition.
Given the context, I'll just buy you one myself.
There will be no pranks, hijinks, jokes, or Funnies to be had from me or anywhere in my vicinity today.
What happened to my gun.
concept: being rough enough with a carapacian to crack their shell (tags: Reader/Carapacian, i need some water i think, pitchfic, pitch coded, vague quads, #violence, #nsfw, #thinking, tags: M)
The Felt should consider actually letting Itchy be in charge. It would be an improvement. Still atrocious. But an improvement.
Fucking clouds on Derse, what did that idiot cueball *do?*
Would you be interested in hunting down one of the unlucky sons of bitches overdue on paying us.
I'm starting to run out of options. Only one major one remains. I doubt it will be fun.
...Do you need assistance. I was under the impression *someone* would have come for you by now.
Sometimes even we reach the wrong conclusions. I'm working on it.
if i had titties i'd hold onto them a lot. #nsfw
Standard breast-having behavior, I believe.
might go back to sleep.
Rabid motherfucker. Wasn't like you didn't get *hit.*