♦ pitied by @diamondsDroog
There was an entire debriefing breakdown on how I interpret and use the reacts on this site, as template'd by the Rankmaid. I ought to just pin it. From my understanding a lot of people were in agreement with it and--oh you don't care about any of this.
Day 1 #hungergames Sorry @diamondsDroog, @tipsyGalactica, @automatonArisen, and @blatantGodhead https://i.postimg.cc/hvbfD5k2/Screenshot-20260512-225920.png https://i.postimg.cc/pLdpvkqf/Screenshot-20260512-225934.png https://i.postimg.cc/SK2R2R0f/Screenshot-20260512-230002.png https://i.postimg.cc/Rh9ZDTWT/Screenshot-20260512-230024.png https://i.postimg.cc/CMH1f92s/Screenshot-20260512-230044.png
concept: her fingers lace through your hair roughly, forcing your gaze to meet hers shes in your pan you can feel her there digging around like a fucking pervert forcing your limbs to go weak forcing your vision to blur onto her and only her any fight you had left immediately fades as she sears her symbol into your forehead branding you as she claims your mind just like shes about to claim your body "you belong to me" she hisses "say it" it is your voice that leaves your mouth but you dont remember bringing the words forward "i belong to you" you hear yourself reply as dread sweeps over your body why did you say that? you would never say that "you want this" she pulls on your hair harder as the talons of her psionics pierce deep enough to make you moan "i want this" you hear yourself say when did you spread your legs? "you deserve this" "i deserve this" (tags: Kismesis/Reader, #rankworks, anonymous requester, unmentioned quad but requester mentioned spades, mind control, #nsfw, #nsfwe, toxic yuri, hairpulling, #cobalt, f/f, possessive pitch, pitchfic, archive rating: M)
He's not coming back.
sigh. Diamonds Droog.
I feel as though I'm encouraging some bout of madness, but why not.
Right. https://i.ibb.co/8DPxLz0h/Untitled.png What are we naming the cat? Putting it up to a vote, 'cause I think both suggestions are pretty good. Heart reacts for Oddball, diamond reacts for Kismet.
I left some food and milk out for the cat. It seems friendly enough. But I can't take on the responsibility of a feline at this exact moment.
Just had to retrieve a cat from halfway up a chimney. How did you even do that, buddy?
I fucking hate having to do my own accounting. Who the fuck decided I had to file taxes on "illegal" business profits.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I don't know I'm just throwing words at the wall... ]
on here so that my damn kids stop calling me lame. expect the grumblings of your favorite 47 year old mob boss you love to hate <3< if you know me no you dont [ooc - this is a humanstuck stabdads au slick, "real name" is jack noir and he's married to his dd (named damien noir) ((as well as an oc of mine but thats just me being a chronic selfshipper lmao, he might not come up all that often but his name is remy, :] though i am debating making a profile for him at some point considering i have one of his non-humanstuck version (((renegade joker))))) interactions are welcome and encouraged hit me up in dm if you're at all interested in doing some shenanigans or intensive plot filled highjinks, or if you just wanna yap ooc. pfp creds - indigonite on tumblr - their humanstuck designs are also the ones im using - end ooc]
I would recount what I have been up to these last few hours but I am already sick of thinking about it. So I am going to find a nice quiet bar, order something aged and respectable, and think of better times. There's a Terminal I want to regard. #substance
Consider this post a reminder to clear out your tabs. You do not need that tab from 2019 open. If you want to save it, consider bookmarking it for later use.
long post be careful opening obviously i was watching and collecting data while the trend was on and heres what we have for chittrs abo quizbowl night https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/afad7d6464d8.png chittr is 38% alpha, 13.9% beta, 48.1% omega sources: alphas (30) @eilukaDantes dominant alpha @commanderGenes dominate alpha @sanguineSaevitas dominant alpha @thegoodScratchdoctor dominant alpha @diamondsDroog dominant alpha @imperiousCondescension dominant alpha @chtonicAdmirality dominant alpha @ceremonialAlchemy dominant alpha @ectoBiologist_5688 intuitive alpha @justDirk dominant alpha @arsenicCatturbate nurturing alpha @ethromanticEgghead dominant alpha @gratuitousAnnuity dominant alpha @gallowsCalibration dominant alpha @timaeusTestified_0414 dominant alpha @electricPugilist dominant alpha @terminalComrade dominant alpha @righteousFixer dominant alpha @culpablyAtypical dominant alpha @hollywoodGodhead dominant alpha @aeneasCaldarium dominant alpha @regularDog dominant alpha @permissiveTurnabout nurturing alpha @turingTranscendence dominant alpha @gnarlyConsolist dominant alpha @cuttlefishCrusher dominant alpha @arrogantGuerilla dominant alpha @handMaid dominant alpha @gutsyGumshoe dominant alpha @tactfulTactrium dominant alpha @vulgarLitteratuer nurturing alpha @misterSeven_4408 dominant alpha @vacillatingMisanthropy dominant alpha @tetchyTemporicide is a more dominant than dominant alpha omega? betas (11) @pipefan_2362 supportive beta @ursaMajor supportive beta @affableCantor supportive beta @culunaryLover supportive beta @coralConviviality supportive beta @tipsynekoGnostalgic supportive beta @crookedConscript supportive beta @ironInfidel supportive beta @advantageousCatharsis supportive beta @sufferingStargazer supportive beta @tintedGnostalgia supportive beta @lightLycanthropy supportive beta omegas (38) @amorousFortune intuitive omega @rataplanCacophony creative omega @jinxedOneiros intuitive omega @vandelliaCirrhosa creative omega @electricAficionado intuitive omega @terminallyCapricious_2753 creative omega @anuraPharmecuticals creative omega @alopecoidTenacity creative omega @caligulasAquarium_9845 creative omega @caligulasAquarium intuitive omega @deadlyMadness creative omega @shipaholicDevotee intuitive omega @insecureNature creative omega @tipsyGenostalgic intuitive omega @arsenicCatnip_5895 intuitive omega @draconianDignitary creative omega @apocalypticLight intuitive omega @neonAllnight intuitive omega @killerJeff creative omega @grawlixGeekazoid intuitive omega @turntechGodbird creative omega @vitalBrush intuitive omega @cuddlyCutthroat intuitive omega @syntheticRevolution intuitive omega @articulatedClawtography intuitive omega @golgothasTerror creative omega @planetaryTribulation intuitive omega @bummelBoogie creative omega @aspiringPessimist intuitive omega @handsomeBalladeer intuitive omega @gallowsCalibrated intuitive omega @carcinoGeneticist_9890 intuitive omega @totesGruesome intuitive omega @abjectDetermination creative omega @assistMint intuitive omega @adiosToreador intuitive omega @unclaspedKahuna creative omega @daveBot creative omega @sequesteredWickie creative omega @carcinoGenetwinkist intuitive omega @retroactiveAmnesiac creative omega @turntwinkGodhead intuitive omega @cleanAnomaly intuitive omega
What do you mean that checks.
Just for you, Miss Rankmaid. I cannot help wanting to please you. Though I still doubt this quiz's accuracy. https://i.ibb.co/xKs2Whph/Screenshot-2026-04-09-121438.png
Swedish fish are a passable treat.
okay.
maybe if you posted something interesting i wouldn't be left with all the damn work myself.
I already got mine for that.
why are there so many droogs.
It's a solid investment.
Sometimes even we reach the wrong conclusions. I'm working on it.
D --> E%quisite
My new cat is named Athena after the Greek goddess of purring and nuzzling.
CHITTR SHADY FACT #34 • “i think the spades slicks should all just go make out and do it crazy style and the one who can endure the most is the one keeping the midnight crew” #nsfw
ah thank you sir
Milk is good for your body. If you cannot drink milk however, or don't particularly like it, I do recommend eating a carapacian's shell.
Bullet wounds itch. Not going to stop me from hip-firing into a sea of loonish wannabe bank guardians. New perspective for torment down the line. Note to self: pull Nine aside for a candid stripe-to-solid directive on that. #blood #gore mention #torture mention
concept: your kismesis finishing up with their cigarette and looking to you expectantly "well? ill let you choose, spheres or tongue? i need to put this out" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #rankworks, cigarette, smoking, #substance, pain, masochism, sadism, sadomasochism, degradation, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Oh boy, a surprise from Diamonds Droog. I'm at the edge of my goddamn seat.
The polearm has remained reliable and always will.
The seagulls were chatty outside my window this morning. Fine by me - they got here first.
(( fr, good things about chittr being a smaller platform (i'd assume), it's a lot easier to sort shit out and to take accountability if someone messes up (me) since you don't have like 20k people staring at you ))
Take a look, all of you: IMG_0612.jpeg
I'm going to attempt a proper, of-the-people level quality post. Please stand by.