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onl7 if 7ou do a 100k kult one.
✿ ne𖥧𖧧her a 𖧧ra𖥧l n❦r r𖥧ng. ne𖥧𖧧her g❦❦d n❦r bad ✿
fInAlLy hE BlOcKeD Me, NoW I DoN'T GoTtA SeE A MoThErFuCkEr cOmInG To eRi's rEsCuE LiKe tHaT MoThErFuCkEr nEeDs iT. SaId i lOsT My cRoNuS PrIvIlEgEs. MoThErFuCkEr iT WaS A CuRsE
ANOTHER THING I'M GLAD WE'VE LARGELY MOVED ON FROM IS THE ASK BLOG FORMAT. FINALLY WE CAN BE A REAL FUCKING WEBSITE AND SCROLL THE TIMELINE WITHOUT BEING FLOODED UP TO OUR KNEES IN WORTHLESS ASSHOLES CHOMPING AT THE BIT FOR A CRUMB OF ATTENTION WITHOUT EVEN TAGGING THEIR SPAM. NOW I GET TO SEE *REAL* POSTS LIKE CHRONIC VIRGINS BEGGING TO BE FUCKED AND GETTING NO REPLIES OR LIKES AND PEOPLE WHO ARE PRETENDING TO BE CHARACTERS FROM HUMAN ANIMATION SERIES FOR SOME REASON. AS WAS ALWAYS INTENDED. #NSFW #IGUESS?
my motherfuckin streetname was the ass hauler knock me down shoulder check i still stand taller shut your lips sway them hips ass my lingua franca shake that shit and dont quit or ill have to spank ya my flow is ineffable intentions unknowable i dont gotta give you jack dick my moneys un-owe-able beat off to the beat like a dick headed stepcock thats to say hey dont play dress the door knob with sock chew through rugs and dope tugs like my bitchs name pb sugar sweet candy treat eyes rolled back like g d future so bright i need shades just to fucking see it open up to each day like [s] ===> the goat imma fuckin be it flash every step like its a strife with my bro and whoever just threw that shit your moms a fuckin hoe
Okay REAL AND TRUE. You didn't have to ratio me on my own post, but real and true.
doobah
Doobies
c< fiNally bacK Here, HOw lONg, OH HOw lONg Has it fucKiNg beeN.... stars abOve.... welcOMe Hive, KaraMa GOltHi >c
A haiku by one of the great masters, Kobayashi Issa as translated by Zoria P.K. 花の陰赤の他人はなかりけり (hana no kage aka no tanin wa nakari keri) Under the cherry blossoms strangers are not really strangers #poetryposting #haiku
You think the other me ever decked someone and said something super cringe while caught up in the action of it all. Just like REALLY cringe awful. Like. "Knight to d-face" or some shit.
ppl be complaining about dave hour. i dont even know dave but let dem enjoy dey hour. you go dave. and after dat, it can be #ourhour https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ff5b8d42c53d.jpg and then #scizorhour becuz why tf not hehe letz do whatever we wanna foreva
whens the dave jerk circle happening or did i already miss that shit?? #davehour #nsfw
Dave's before the hour is out lend me your strength Let's beat the shit out of @triumphantTestificate #davehour https://i.postimg.cc/htgwQ4hH/Screenshot-20260610-175811.png
time doesnt stop
goodbye #davehour.
Until next time #davehour.
Brought drinks for #davehour https://i.postimg.cc/C16BD2cs/Screenshot-20260610-173757.png
im so close to releasing this movie yall the editing is killin my ass though. #davehour
not all daves are dudes pls say dudes and gals when you talk about daves
Fuck @condesceVessel
dave strider #davehour
Can't believe the purple fuck gave that green fuck ammo.
#davehour moment ngl
amen me
hell yeah søulmates
hi chittr sorry i been dead
how WOULD one go about acquiring the #davehour badge through normal means i suppose but it never hurt to ask for clarification
you cant stop us
so uh since its apparently my time does anyone wanna hang out interwebly or something i could tell you about the shit that happened on set earlier
yeah i'll get involved in #davehour strider? i hardly know her. i'm also gay
pouring one out for mr penis. and by one i mean an entire bottle of soda dirk bought two days ago because i dont have anything else rn #RIPmrpenis
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/95/ae/83/95ae83c79880ccc15f20039b1b00f231.jpg
Rest in peace Mr penis, I never knew you but your tales echo these now empty halls.
MessIng wIth the pole was worth the rIsk I have the upload speed to handle a photo of my lIkeness https://fIles.catbox.moe/bnkp5f.png []<
🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
=oXO we did it¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡ there was a loss but, um, apparently everyone is either happy about this or neutral to it so¡ i guess nobody liked that guy'''¿ i have kind of a sneaking suspicion that aretxi was the one who killed him not the pack of scorpiwolves, but we did survive the scorpiwolves so it,s all good¡¡¡ victory pic of us walking home with lots of scratches awawa #violence #blood but we,re all fine¡ the person on my shoulder is not unconscious she just had her eyes closed¡¡ blood colour of middle lady has been anonymized for her privacy¡¡ https://64'media'tumblr'com/2bb6748eca40d56bf7127d7dac6e0f0e/97d70149165d82db-98/s2048x3072/165aa52fdde87c16bd5f5195fc2e93007418d52e'png #antpics =oXO
MY NAME IS EVIDET ⧃ZATAP ALS⧃ KN⧃WN AS THE M⧃UNTAIN AND I APPR⧃VATE THIS MESSAGE
anyone trying to ride with me?
Doobah, name anyone. Anyone at all. You will have their head by Monday night.
i want taco bell do you think doordash will deliver to my dark scary forest mansion
You'd be surprised at what you can get a Door Dash driver to do. Trust me, I've seen it all.
>> Rea1 aડ fuck
Lmao he fell
🥺🥺🥺🥺🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 https://c.tenor.com/ZmuiH57seOEAAAAd/tenor.gif https://c.tenor.com/gZXUy5oupYoAAAAd/tenor.gif stem fren 1204007881
Oh I'm sorry I didn't realize I could be curious. My bad.
8=8 > i just figured out how to turn on badges what the BARK
president lincon lincon barak wants it
over two hundred people on (hittr dot ing. what a time to be alive
https://i.g7azo.(om/489(502dfaaa98d51dadd93273(5d590.png i missed seeing 7ou in m7 notifs
look man I'm just saying I don't think you want to join team chud that's just something that happens if you fit the criteria and get slotted in.
y’kNoW I WoUlD OfFeR My aSs fOr pAiLiNg sZn bUt i dOn’t tHiNk aNyOnE CoUlD HaNdLe aLl tHaT 🤔 #NsFw Meow
tldr i'm a fuckin dweeb with a god complex blah blah lmao
motherfuck my shit be laggin to hell and back.
IT'S CUEBALL DIVORCE COURT IN THIS FUCKING HOUSE. I DON'T RESPECT. LITERALLY ANY OF YOU PEOPLE.
⬭ dont know what that was about. anyway. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3c74b698b98c.gif ⬭
i go away for a weekend and yall go crazy af
>> ડhR/BrandNewડentence
https://i.ibb.co/jvyyqjm2/image.png Get a load of the guy who decided getting his balls hammered in the Chess.com DMs wasn't cutting it and wanted to spread the love to Chittr. Can't get enough of the GOAT, @scratchDoctor? #NSFW
WH3R3
i thought the site being slow was my wifi
so we all #chittingthebed rn?
most )(umans s)(ella lame but i got my favs 3B-)c
oh no someone who tends to be cryptic posting ominous shit how surprising
Glip florp gloop back at ya
-^Why's everyone freaking o∇t over the c∇eball. Who cares.^-
Get a load of this guy.
wow, you really can't be away for even a little bit before missing something. "what'd i miss?" - thomas jefferson, 1789.
There you go, there's the follow. I knew he could do it.
Ah, shit. I think the Boss is gonna fight another Boss, and I dunno where I'm slidin' into this. On the one hand, I'm loyal to th' Boss, but on the otha hand, I'm also loyal to th' Boss. This is just a mess of saltine crackers everywhere.
might just be my connection but. #ChittingTheBed
I see we're #chittingthe8ed again. As the humans would say.
Step one: Acquire two pet rats Step two: Name them "The Comrats" Step three: ????? Step four: Союз нерушимый республик свободных
I'm 6ec9ming increasingly w9rried at what D9c Scratch might 6e planning....
>> 200+ peop1e on1¡ne r¡ght now ¡ડ k¡nda ડcary... ¡ don't th¡nk ¡'ve ever ડeen the ડ¡te h¡t thoડe numberડ before.
I never even mentioned the olive babes they're all hot too
sOME PEOPLE ARE SAYING i NEED, tO START CLEANING UP AFTER MYSELF CAUSE APPARENTLY, lEAVING BITS OF JADE AND ROCK ON WHATEVER SIDEWALK YOU BUST ON ISN'T APPRECIATED?? #NSFJ #nOTsAFEfORjADES #jADEgEODES #jADEbUSTING #bUSTINGmAKESmEfEELgOOD
congrats on 200+ lol
like a moth to a lamp in the corner of my room im searching for tits #nsfw
(\ /) bluh. i'm tired but of course the moment i try taking to rest it leaves me.
maybe i should start an extermination business. i cant be the only one in need
christ / maybe it was / a little too much food this time
i love ragebaiting people by being annoying
i need him in a way that sets back alternian and human relations by sweeps
I hate youtube music what is veggie tales doin'.
Trollbama talking to his lawyer: Uhh I wanna be in the clear.
glub #glubposting
⬭ wow. hey im mature and didnt find this funny at all. by the way. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a6293a1d2586.jpeg ⬭
get me in there
who2 gonna play trollblox wiith me. be hone2t.
...imagine not taking full advantage of an open bar lol...
yknow im glad we dont got mcdonalds anymore they used to be making those nuggets out of dog surgery and roadkill
... did not consider the swapping stuff working the other way too. this is new. #nsfw.
you can count on me like the sun promises to come back every day ill be there
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ the masquerade has been extended to last for another 2 hours. (ooc: 12am pst) ]
lusus LOCKEd the thermal hull so i cannot reach my sanctimonious faygo OR my non-religious recreational beverage of choice, toot beer.
you bottom because you like being dominated by hot women (or men) i bottom because i'm autistic and can't lead in the bedroom for the life of me we are not the same #nsfw
Lööks at yöu with my big beautifil puppy dög eyes and pickpöckets yöu cutely för whatever exxxtra möney yöu göt
I can't fight tonight but in general I am so fightable.
Bro tell me why I nearly sneezed all over my project. Whomst is shit-talking.
my fav bit is actin liek hatebots hates r perosnal n he hates me n my needs/wants bc i fidn it funny
funniest shit just happened in the simulation https://i.ibb.co/mcrmtfjn/screenshot-20260518-003316-chrome.jpg
{ ...hgheeeeheeee hii chiitr... my fiirst poost hgheeee... }
i'll be revealing m7 (ostume to those few of 7ou who didn't alread7 guess later. wat(h this spa(e
:33 < learned i am a news reporter on beforus. i can not imagine that kind of social pressure.
:33< shitpeta beam
Troll Becky, hold my calls
Kris Beam
a billion percent gay
꒰i would CULL for some baja blast but the place i ordered my grubburger doesnt carry it꒱
I wöuld die för baja blast right nöw
surprise pie attack! HYA!
Dude.
bare metal always needs some dirt and dinge it makes it more lived in
shawty crunchy in the joints but thats okay
dude just take a fucking azo
Watch me down two cups of koolaid and then piss straight orange.
as you wander the maze a wizard pokes its head out of a nearby pond.
hav u thot abt skitty 2day