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Long distance kismesistude is infuriating. Where are you, fool thing? I need whip your sorry 8ehind and these scum8loods hardly put up enough of a fight.
8=l < Yes this
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Ah'm actually learnin' about quadrants now. #dashwatching #interesting
⚠ Is post!ng game screenshots bad? ! just went 24/2 On a match and ! wanna fuck!ng Gloat ⚠
pounce licks the blood off. good. big tongue. hehe.
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〚｟⦕⤊⦖｠〛i typed up a big chitt to celebrate my elevation from top 40 to top 30 after my victory tolight but then i accidentally tapped the wrong button and it was all gone. im hurt, im tired, im just gonna jerk it and go to sleep. that's my victory celebration tolight. #fucksake #nsfw #victory #everythingaches
:33< alright fine this ones $15
:33< uhhhh :33< uhhhhhhhh... :33< uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... :33< #girlbulge B33 :33< #nsfw
@killDeathradio 8=l < Come to my movie 8=l < I will post the link soon
Thi2 ju2t in, #ClockworkInc hat32 turtl32 Could th3y b3 any mor3 2t3r3otypically 3vil??
8=l < We will be meeting here for the movie [coords.loc] 8=l < These coordinates will not work after tonight, so do not save them 8=l < I will be hosting Spirit: Stallion of the Cimmaron in just a few minutes 8=l < All are welcome provided you behoove 8=l < https://hyperbeam.com/i/3%R_WD_y [The provided coordinates will bring you to a clearing in a forest, a c001 evening among trees that are just starting to turn from green to yellow, indicating this is an Earth timeline. Scattered around the clearing is a few chairs, some bales of straw, and several blankets for those who find it a bit too chilly. There's a small fire already burning, contained in a pit, a creek running through the background, and the hive can be seen through the trees. There's a pasture with horses, and anyone with a keen eye will notice that the three horses are all different kinds of Pokémon. There is a projector set up, hooked up to a laptop sitting on top of a strawbale. All in all, a cozy fall e%perience. There are also sna% and drin%, alcoholic and not, cold and warm, and sti% in which the sna% can be roasted over the fire with, logs nearby to sit on. Although Heph doesn't eat meat himself, there are hotdogs available. It will be of note that there will be an infant present, Heph's daughter.]
love a hottie that wields a big dangerous weapon. <3 like, ugh, hold me like your stupid effing gun. #suggestive #yearning
:33< hey did mew know :33< if mew lay face down in wet cement :33< something bad happens
:33< thats the idea yeah
≽^•⩊•^≼ Im behind on rent and my landlord is being kinda a dick. Any suggestions?
never mind i am a girl that is not going to be ok. got yelled @ cos i didn't hit the note on our 3rd take. like, OH OK thanks. for the constructive criticism. ˙◠˙ are sound engineers always this, ummm.. stern?? hehe. #gonnacry #somebodykissme
:33< efurry day i sit here and meow
STARES AT YOU. HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/SXGPTW89/CAT-CAR.GIF
anon asks, "could you sign this photo" here you GOOO!! gosh, are all my fans this cute??? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d087236a65c4.png https://forms.gle/DJUr7aohuq8MiVzA9
Wish I was knotting a cute girl* right now instead of just pailing myself... #nsfw (*Or boy, or enby! I'm not picky!)
miaou.
being one of those fellas that dont get down unless theres something deeper going on there is dumb cuz like man the tender touch of a man twice my size with biceps he could crush my head with would go hard right now but unfortunately i have none of these in my life at present needa get one of them on speed dial
hello chittr / as many of my more avid fans / may know / tonight at 10 am / several sweeps ago / i had officially entered the world / as a complete troll / today is my wriggling day / i wanna celebrate this / even though / usually i don't / celibate it publicly / because my friend / miss jeevic / does a big thing every sweep / i wanna host an event you all have given me / so so much / so i wanna give back / this wipe / or week for my human fans / i'm encouraging everyone / to submit some form of self expression / or art / under this post / as a reply / some examples could be / like / a poem about how art changed your life / or a drawing expressing your love for creation / or a song about what makes you smile / or a short game / or maybe a voice acted monologue / art is vast / i wanna see how you like to express yourself / kinda like a game jam / but it's not just games / and it lasts a wipe / and the theme is creativity / if that makes sense because it's a fun event / i thought i would give a prize / to whatever i like best / thought / of course / art is subjective / and i don't want you to pander / to the winner / they can do a collab with me / or receive a song / made by me / for them / or if they want neither / just a badge / i hope you all have fun if you have any questions / feel free to ask / happy creating
:33 < give me cis men in dresses :33 < give me embarrassed flustered faces :33 < give me that little delighted look when they realize the skirt goes swoosh
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:33 < the purrblem with living on earth is you can't just kill and eat things anymore :33 < i want to wear the skins of my enemies dyarnit
Biscoff pastry puffs, vanilla honey tea and hunting-in-the-woods smut fiction. It's surprisingly an alright read, if a little try-hard.
:> A fun f^ct ^bout me is I c^n bounce up to my own height in the ^ir during sp^rring. This is bec^use I ^m secretly p^rt we^sel. <:
NAME THEM THEN FuCKER.
me when i lie
I HAVE NO TOXIC TRAITS.
Hell0! My t0xic trⒶit? Well, I think it's best thⒶt I keep thⒶt t0 myself--but Ⓐt leⒶst I'm ⒶwⒶre 0f it, right? LOL! להתראות!
Implying Taquitos have bones:
Tempting. My wife May fear that I have died in the process for the llength of my absence. Ha ha.
p sure u can get it hon
Rejoice, my lovely followers~! I return from my heroic journey of adventure, glory, and baabeast gyros~! I must give a special thanks to @caligulasAquarium, for sponsoring my quest, in exchange for using my bo~dy as he sees fit~. I wouldn't trust just any prince to guide my blade, but this lad is a seasoned escort~! We forged a true warrior's bond, in our time exploring every deep trench and dripping crevice of Troll Greece together~! He taught me a lot about life, love, war, philosophy, and sou~vlaki~! Though we may have started this journey as polite acquaintances, we left it~.~.~. as the best of friends~! #TrollGreece #Manserving #GoremandBlogging #WarriorBonds #MyBestFriendEridanAmpora #Suggestive https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/dda56b0fdaab~.png
Woe. Fourty minute shower.
AS SOON AS MY GOVERNMENT FUNDING HITS!!!! I SPENDING ALL OF IT ON THINGS THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH MY RESEARCH!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! #TAXFRAUD
some1 said i remind them of queen from deltarune wat that mean?
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i’m every womannnnn, it’s all in meeee!!
print("i am a winner but regardless good morning")
OFFICE CLOSED. “SOMEONE” WISHED FOR “COSTAR TO GET ONE MILLION BUCKS.” NOW I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF ALL THESE ANTLERBEASTS. #IWORKWITHTWOFUCKINGIDIOTSBRO
filled with fish
might fuck around and dye my hair . . .
They’ll be really disappointed when they find out that I’m not actually a cat. But you can still brush my ‘fur’ if you want lmfao.
D --> I am thinking I am going to forge a weapon D --> Does anyone have any suggestions
can someone send me vicious death threats and act like im controversial so i can completely black out my whole profile and start facetiously suibaiting on main
absolu+ely no+.
The sexual appeal 0f sex is that it's disgusting #nsfw
I Am Normal. I Am Not Thinking About How It Feels To Be Pinned Under The Weight Of His Body Or, Even More Than That, The Weight Of His Command To Stay. I Am Not Thinking About The Blunter Ends Of Teeth Digging Into My Skin. I Am Not Thinking About The Way He Looks Up At Me Between My Thighs. I Am Not Thinking About The Way He Bites His Lip And His Brow Furrows Just A Tad More Than It Usually Would As He Deposits His Genmat Inside Of Me. I Am Not Thinking About The Way He Says My Name, Or The Way He Calls Me Moonlight. I Am Not Thinking About The Way He Calls Me Moonlight. #nsfw #nsfc #explicit #fond #sigh
:33 < okay i'm bored https://skribbl.io/?kicjbjzz :33 < who wants to do more bad drawing with me- meow with more words!!!
8=8 > trying to have a serious conversation and I keep BARKing, what if I just blow my WOOF smooth off.
Wasn't even a custom card or anything. Trollbama just happened to get it. Fucking lol. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5f095d72b893.png
y'all never told me that faygo actually kinda fucks hello. I've 8een missing out
૮ ․ ․ ྀིა gog I want to be laid over a highblood's lap with their hand on my head and a bulge in each of my holes just stuffing me full whilst them and their friends talk about how good I am over my head!! ໒꒰ྀི๑>///<๑꒱ྀིა hngghhh even better if I'm panfucked by cerulean or chucklevoodoo or just broken in 'til I forget to fight back ໒꒰ྀི๑>///<๑꒱ྀིა #nsfw #nsfwe #noncon #cnc Ი𐑼
Belated, but god speed with the cheer writing. I also am anticipating the trainees to be okay soon as well.
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Everytuon e is so nic e to me and I continue to be unrulyy. #substance
Bunny Bunny Bunny You're So Funny With Your Twittching Noseeee Bunny Bunny Bunny You're So Funny From Your Heead To Your Toes :o)
liter❥lly wh❥tever. just w❥nn❥ smoke ❥ f❥t girlblunt with the girls. 🙄 #subst❥nces
Understood. I will attempt a small amount of cream cheese.
ITS a REALLY SAD and PATHETIC MEAL.
in my next cimic geromy will be a girl and very in love with anouther girl. #yuriday
none of you )(ave t)(e actual mindset of a killer capable of killin cronus ampora. t)(e vast majority of you )(ave long since forsaken t)(e core of your )(eritage, even t)(e most skilled of you, in order to satisfy t)(e moralistic w)(ims of "socializin" and "friends)(ip", )(ave eroded t)(e most primal senses wit)(in you in exc)(ange for t)(e fleetin sense of community. t)(ins live and die by my )(and. t)(e only reason t)(at particular ampora still lives is because i do not )(ave )(is direct coordinates permittin me to do it myself.
༘⋆ Wish I c•uld c•me up with a better j•ke, but just remember! Yuri-ncredible! Have a fantastic #yurih•ur everybunny!
uh uh women wud wushu wehhsuhh perrttyyyy #yurihour
💠~ I reeeeeaaally need to hire a social media troll again, it totes sucks missing trends. ~💠
the best thing about wandering alone is that if you find cool stuff you dont have to share or fight over it, its just all yours!
Big titted violet bi- LIMIME SIS DONT FUMBLE CRONUS
good morning cchittr. can ssomeone pleasse tie me up beat me bloody and fuck me sstupid today. #nssfw #nssfwe
Drone Season Is Coming Up And Some Of You Have Neither Quads Nor " Bitches ". Shame. #nsfw
If I wwas a robot I'd let her pull my wwires #vvaguepostin #suggestivve #nsfww?
Maybe I should bust out the rope… 🤔 #bdsm #nsfw
i see people joke about the portrayal in MMedia of woMMen grabbin their ruMMble spheres when they’re scared like who would ever do that but MMan i do that shit. hop off aight i get nervous soMMetiMMes
● • SIGH, • maan, • I • love • aa • good • milf • with • aa • nice • paair • of • boobies. • #nsfw • ●
i always worry people will see i'm dating a cheerleader and assume it's for the cutesy skirts and shit and i mean yes that's part of why she's hot but this!!! right here!!!!! THAT'S what's up!!! 8D
I'm uh, I h★ve to l★y down. Or go for ★ jog. Or fight someone. One of those three, pick one. Ye★h.
Better late than never. Obligatory first post here.
₍^. .^₎⟆ Happy #t!ttytuesday #nsfw httpsSSS://f2.toyhou.sSSSse/f!le/f2-toyhou-se/!mages/119817776_qLmUgOduJxGDoSs!.png꠹
♦ I should start charging people to get beaten. #violence
dont ask me to sing for you if you arent prepared for me to go "OOOOO YEAAAAAH"
hhnnmn, ddows somwonw havw a sparw 5 cagawrs l lost my molsturlslng stlck x(
First time playing around with graphic software. https://i.postimg.cc/W358vdhB/strife-prodigy-rainbow.png
We need t-o-o- bring them back. We must!
reminder if you do wear a skirt today to do a twirl or two. it's silly- and thats why you oughta!
Investing in a pair -o-o-f heelies right n-o-o-w immediately. I g-o-o-t places t-o-o- be!
> thank u 0bama
this is amazing thank you o8ama please come to my hiveparty in cele8ration
HEY CHITTR NATION !! !! who would 8e down for a hiveparty at mine in an hour or so ?? as long as you don't leave my place WRECKED, then everypuppy would 8e welcome !! well...may8e not everypuppy if you're allergic to woof8easts you may want to sit this one out..8UT EVERYPUPPY ELSE !! drinks, drugs, sickass music. consider it #su8stances
hochi mama island HEYYOO
its bc we keep playin w/ our gay lil dolls on homodachi island isnt it
(todays t-too much i-i think i-im just g-gonna read f-fanfiction for t-the rest o-of it) (i c-can just n-not eat a-and save o-on food m-money today t-to make u-up for i-it)
Not€ to s€lf; tr¥ to g€t s₩imming l€ssons from som€on€ ₩ho ₩ont tr¥ and dro₩n ¥ou.
What If **i** Throw A Party In The Church? The Congregation Is Going On A Group Culling In A Few Days,,, What If,,,, :o)
If you have an ugly quirk and get no bitches maybrie you should see about fixing that...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
🖼️never expected painting to have taken up so much of my time or interest compared to... other stuff! but it's nice <:o]🖼️ 🌧️oooh i would try to branch out and paint more trolls but i don't wanna mess up... :o[🌧️ 🎪maybe next time will be different,🎪
:33< time fur todays horoscopes :33< ♈ mew will magically transfurm into a whale today randomly try to be in watpurr when it happens :33< ♉ mew will gain the ability to time travel but only at a rate of one second purr second mew spend trying to time travel :33< ♊ mew will gain the ability to space travel but only at the rate of how fast mew can mewve through space :33< ♋ that purrty that mewre neighbor is throwing is missing a little something mew should crash it :33< ♌ k33p being epic and cute! :33< ♍ the stars purrdict that mew will eat something today :33< ♎ mew should try to throw knives at a purrfessional level today :33< ♏ mew will read mewre horoscope today :33< ♐ nefur mind that sound clawming furom the trunk :33< ♑ mew will be followed by a cr33py doll today dont furry about it :33< ♒ mew have to change mewr name to "crendle the peanut farmer" today :33< ♓ mew will purrn into a small gr33n goblin like puppet but dont furry mew will be furry famous and star in a great sci fi mewvie!