Chaffi Azlure
@flurriedFiduciary
;; §he/her ;; ;; legi§lacerator ;; ;; p-plea§e don't §ue me or cull me if i lo§e your ca§e, i'm ju§t here for the p-paycheck and in§urance ;; ;; hhhnnhhh aa aaa a ;;
;; i love drinking cheap convenience §tore beer! ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و ♡ #§ub§tance ;;
;; http§://cdn.imgche§t.com/file§/d3199186f191.png #§ub§tance ;;
;; finally done with work. beer time!! ;;
dude if lliterally anyone other than you kept asking this peoplle woulld think you were a seriall killer
How long was that shift it felt like you were there for almost the entire night.
Jesus Christ yeah have a beer for me. In fact if we ever run into each other you can have all the damn beer you want.
Don't sweat it. I got a friend on Alternia that runs a bar she'll be good for it. Just don't keel over from exhaustion before my next visit.
;; i-i need a cigarette §o bad... ;;
;; i-i dunno t-that kind of §eem§ like... like a l-loophole... and t-tho§e are only good in a courtroom... §-§o i gue§§ i-i'll ju§t have to §moke in the courtroom??? uwehhh?? doe§ that m-make §en§e?!!?? ;;
-=[ ohh i dont think youre allowed to smoke in legal buildstemsss :-( maybe outside is okay ???_☺]=-
;; t-troll§ get §-§o weird on the internet... ;;
;; I KNOW WHAT YOU AREEEEEEERRREEEEEEEEE EEEUEUEUUUUEUUUUU UUUWUWEHH UUUUUU EEEE E AAAEHHH HHHHHEEE UUU HHEE ;;
the person in your rafters about to sillence your yapping?
ʚ•ɞ Awee!! H•pe everything is alright!! Ur s•• t•ugh getting thr•ugh ur awful shifts!! ʚ•ɞ
you said "i know what you are". that is what i am. keep up, even i woulld outpace you in court and ive lliterally llived as an ostracized hermit my entire llife
;; a-almo§t done with my §hift, i-i'm §o ready to go hive hhh hh ;;
;; o-oh my gog there'§ §o much blood oh mygdufck ueuweh hhh fuckfoou uu wehh #violence ;;
;; o-okay it turn§ out that the promotion doe§ a§ a matter of fact involve both m-more ca§ework and al§o m-more laceration§ uuweh hh UEE😭🥺💧Eu💧💧E E😭😭 E EUE🥺🥺😭UUUUE😭🥺💧🥺😭 ue 💧ee😭🥺💧ue wehhh... ;;
;; §o, um, my high adjudicator t-told me that becau§e i §-§inglehandedly di§patched a wyvernlu§u§ and it§ fiduciary §ubjugglator during r-routine §ummon§ delivery, t-that he'§ con§idering an i-involuntary elevation of po§ition from junior §courge bearer to §courge bearer. d-doe§n't that mean an increa§e in c-ca§eload§? i-i don't think my pumper c-can handle that!! uuwehhhhh UEE😭🥺💧Eu💧💧E E😭😭 E EUE🥺🥺😭UUUUE😭🥺💧🥺😭 ue 💧ee😭🥺💧ue #violence ;;
;; i-i wa§ i-in the b-break room during m-my fir§t break a-and §pilled m-my drink all o-over my pant§ i-i ju§t got the§e §teampre§§ed i'm §o §tupid §tupid worthle§§ §tupid chaffi §tupid §tupid worthle§§ idiot chaffi uuuurrgghhhhhhh hhh hhh ;;
↗️WHAT ARE YOUR SUPERIORS' NAMES AND WHAT ARE THEIR CONTACTS.↗️
↗️SO THAT I CAN REPORT YOU TO YOUR HIGHER UPS FOR JUST AND COMPLETE PUNISHMENT, WITH AS MANY BLUNT, INTRUSIVE OBJECTS THEY CAN THINK TO RIGHTFULLY FLOG YOU WITH.↗️
;; EEUUUEAAAUUUUU EEE UUU?? UUU?? EE? ee?EE??? WEHH? M-MY PANT§ HAVE ENERGY DRINK A-ALL OVEUR THEM I DON'T NEED T-THI§ RIGHT NOW CULL§ YOU CULL§ YOU CULL§ YOU CULL§ YOU... ;;
you are not culling anyone you have "piss my pants every 15 minutes" vibes
;; p-phew ;; ;; finally on my fir§t break of the night. :) ;;
>> ¡'m g1ad you're gett¡ng your breakડ ¡n!! enjoy your p¡nk dr¡nk
↗️HAVE YOU PULLED YOURSELF TOGETHER YET, SAD SACK.↗️
>[Hell yeah girl, get that good rezzzt before you get back to the grind.]<
Yxu're dxing Impxrtant Wxrk Lady Azlure!!! I respect yxu sxsxsx much X))) Please be safe!!! And drink plenty xf water!!!
;; i-i mi§§ my lu§u§ i-i hope §he'§ doing okay... ;;
>> ¡'m ડorry Chaff¡, ¡ hope you're do¡ng a1r¡ght
>> ¡'m ડorry, ¡ડ there anyth¡ng we cou1d do to he1p? maybe a ડweet treat or ડmth
;; c-can you g-goreda§h me d-dunkin? i-i want the r-refre§her energy drink. ;;
;; t-that'§ fine i-i'm not picky b-but i-if they do have t-the pink o-one that would be nice... :) ;;
;; #newpfp http§://cdn.imgche§t.com/file§/705357714499.gif ;;
;; i-if i §tab t-the pro§ecution in the n-neck w-will that lead to a mi§trial? ;; ;; a-a§king for a friend (i am the friend hee hee hee) ;; ;; w-wait no that'§ n-not funny i-i'm going to get culled if i d-do that nevermind uuewehhhh... #violence ;;
1F YOU'R3 1N FRONT OF H1S HONOUR4BL3 TYR4NNY H3'LL L1K3LY F1ND 1T FUNNY
????? Being the pro§ecution i§ your whole job de§cription. If you are going to cull the pro§ecution (your§elf) at lea§t do it during the break in the bathroom. The cleaner§ already have enough to deal with in the court room.
;; EUE🥺🥺😭 UEE😭🥺💧Eu💧💧E E😭😭 E EUE🥺🥺😭UUUUE😭🥺💧🥺😭 ue 💧ee😭🥺💧ue 🥺e e e😭 💧🥺😭Uueuuue.💧ue 😭🥺ee e🥺🥺😭eUEE 💧🥺💧EEE 💧💧😭–😭EE H💧🥺😭E EUU💧🥺😭UUEHH🥺😭EUEH🥺 😭💧💧ue e😭😭eeeeee💧💧💧uu🥺😭 ;;
Genuinely, get out of there and find another job. I will be contacting Hi§ Honorable Tyranny. Keep thi§ §obgrub §hit up and he will likely club you down on a whim for annoyance.
;; i §-§hould have been §-§hoo§h papped more a§ a wriggler... ;;
>>| can you, like, .actually remember your wriggler nights? .i can't recall .all the .events to 4 sweeps.
;; d-doe§ c-crying §o hard y-you pa§§ out c-count a§ valid objection in t-term§ of proceeding to an a-adjournment? ;; ;; a-a§king for my friend w-who'§ hiding in the bathroom §-§tall at the m-mini§try of j-ju§tice d-during a five m-minute rece§§ r-right now ;;
☆ maybe they should try vomiting that’ll probably help☆
↗️DO YOU HAVE ONE USEFUL SKILL YOU CAN IDENTIFY. OR IS THIS ALL YOU DO.↗️
;; i-i ju§t §-§pent m-my entire blink'§ paycheck o-on my §-§cuttlebuggy p-payment and §-§omeone'§ lu§u§ §at on it. i-it'§ flat now. l-like a flat piece of metal ;; ;; w-why doe§ t-the univer§e hate me like me §-§pecifically ;; ;; uuweeahhehehhhhhhh hh,, hhh ,, ;;
Bring proof of payment to the nearest port and a ne≈ scuttlebuggy ≈ill be handed off to you.
↗️IT IS ALWAYS SOMETHING WITH YOU. CAN YOU DO LITERALLY ANYTHING.↗️
;; §-§TOP Y-EYELING A-AT ME I-I R-RERAE§DPOIND BETETR TO PP-0PO§TIVE REINCOFRCEMENT EUUEUAUUAHWHWHHHHUUUEUUHHAHH EEE UUU UU ;;
;; now li§tening to: http§://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db86lpidcz4 ;;
;; t-the only t-thing getting me through w-work today i§ t-thinking about the b-beer in my fridge when i get hive #§ub§tance ;;
