Chaffi Azlure

;; §-§udden urge to hit the intern§ with a §tapler. ;;

Kult: +102

Kull: +60

Total: 162

Ratio: 1.70

↗️D-DO YOU EVER H-HAVE THE URGE TO REMOVE T-THE MARBLES FROM YOUR MISINFORMATIONCAVERN B-BEFORE YOU AUTHOR A POST.↗️

Kult: +2

Kull: +7

Total: 9

Ratio: 0.29

↩ @gratuitousAnnuity[GA]

;; A-ARE YOU FUCKING MAKING FUN OF ME?! ;;

Kult: +9

Total: 9

↩ @gratuitousAnnuity[GA]

;; R-RUDE? ;;

Kult: +9

Total: 9

Honori Justia

@stunningMargrave[SM]

It'sss only fun about 60% of the time. Any other time it'sss a little disssheartening.

Kult: +4

Kull: +2

Total: 6

Ratio: 2.00

Oleana Nerium

@oleanderSupernova[OS]

I wouldn't, if I were you. I'd use something larger. Like a briefcase. - MC Oleana

Kult: +14

Total: 14

↩ @flurriedFiduciary[FF]

↗️Y-YES.↗️

Kult: +2

Kull: +7

Total: 9

Ratio: 0.29

↩ @gratuitousAnnuity[GA]

;; C-CAN YOU NOT??? ;;

Kult: +9

Total: 9

↩ @oleanderSupernova[OS]

Honori Justia

@stunningMargrave[SM]

Persssonally I ussse my sssword if they're being too obssstinate. Easssier and cleaner than bludgeoning.

Kult: +7

Kull: +7

Total: 14

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @flurriedFiduciary[FF]

↗️I-I WILL CONTINUE TO D-DO WHAT I LIKE.↗️

Kult: +2

Kull: +7

Total: 9

Ratio: 0.29

↩ @gratuitousAnnuity[GA]

;; §§§§TAB§ YOU §TAB§ YOU §TAB§ YOU §TAB§ YOU §TAB§ YOUR §IDEBURN§. §TAB§ YOUR §IDEBURN§ IN YOUR §IDEBURN§. §§§HH HHH HH H H HH H HH H . . H HH H . .. .H. H..H . H. H. H. H.H .HHHHHH WEEHHHHHH... ;;

Kult: +9

Kull: +5

Total: 14

Ratio: 1.80

HER IMPERIOUS CONDESCENSION

;; t-the mini§try of ju§tice... really need§ to figure out a better §orting §y§tem for all the§e file§ in the archive§! it §eem§ like §ome of thi§ §tuff ha§n't been organized in §weep§! ( •̀⤙•́ ) ;;

Kult: +42

Kull: +30

Total: 72

Ratio: 1.40

@coronateCruelty[CC]

well w)(ats t)(e system you use now

Aagrez Craavi

HER IMPERIOUS CONDESCENSION

@dubiousNarrator[DN]

consider: most of us don't Bother Sorting it either. how often are records Actually pulled and Useful?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @dubiousNarrator[DN]

@coronateCruelty[CC]

true t)(at s)(red em all

↩ @coronateCruelty[CC]

;; u-um! ;;

↩ @dubiousNarrator[DN]

;; bwehhh... w-well, it'd be pretty u-u§eful right now! ;;

;; bwehhhh... my §uit i§ §o §weaty. hhh h. into the wa§her with you! ;;

Kult: +26

Total: 26

;; b-bwehhhh, j-ju§t another day of tediou§ paperwork... hhh hh. a-another day of beaurocracy b-before they §end me out there again to cull §ome... hhh h big §cary feral lu§u§... t-that could totally kill me hh h... bwehhhh... i need more coffee... ;;

Kult: +22

Total: 22

;; t-today i'm gonna do it... i'm finally gonna do it today... gonna kill my bo§§... w-wi§h me luck! #violence ;;

#violence

Kult: +217

Kull: +167

Total: 384

Ratio: 1.30

↩ @gratuitousAnnuity[GA]

⚇ fuck no. ⚇ chaffi got me covered. ⚇ for any of that boring shit. ⚇ she's smart. ⚇ and actually attractive. ⚇ unlike your scruffy ass ⚇ look like you and a razorblade had a messy quadrant breakup. ⚇ and you took the sideburns in the divorce. ⚇

↩ @gratuitousAnnuity[GA]

Willow Graves

@disturbedAperture[DA]

♰ stop quadbaiting my pitch you freak :) ♰

Kult: +7

Kull: +7

Total: 14

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @piousPorcine[PP]

Lialyi Pehtal

@fatallyForever[FF]

<action; statement input; statement: this made my night bearab|e />

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @disturbedAperture[DA]

↗️IS THERE NOT A SINGLE ONE OF YOU THAT IS NOT GROTESQUELY INTERTWINED.↗️

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @gratuitousAnnuity[GA]

Willow Graves

@disturbedAperture[DA]

♰ sounds like someones jealous ♰

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @piousPorcine[PP]

↘️i can only stand in the presence of your admonishments and bow my shameful nub.↘️ ↗️I CAN ONLY ACCEPT YOUR ANTI-PRAISE WITH THE SAME GRACIOUSNESS ONE MIGHT ACCEPT A POOR EMPLOYEE REVIEW OR PHYSICAL REPRIMANDING FOR AN UNGRACIOUS WORK PERFORMANCE.↗️ ↘️i am not going to shave my sideburns.↘️ ↗️BUT I AM LISTENING AND I AM ALSO LEARNING.↗️ ↘️how can i do better.↘️

↩ @gratuitousAnnuity[GA]

⚇ shave your sideburns. ⚇ and spend the rest of your life being nice to my moirail. ⚇ even if it hurts. ⚇ consider it holy penance. Conviction 5:66 - “When your feet are unsure and what comes on you is un-fucking-funny, seek you holy suffering in penance.” ⚇

↩ @piousPorcine[PP]

↗️I↗️

↩ @piousPorcine[PP]

↘️cannot do that.↘️

↩ @gratuitousAnnuity[GA]

⚇ then keep your eyes open, wrothe aiaray. ⚇ keep your ears pricked. ⚇ keep looking behind you. ⚇ because one day i'll find you ⚇ and then you'll be clown food. ⚇

Kult: +7

Kull: +7

Total: 14

Ratio: 1.00

;; t-there'§ §o much §tuff on §treaming §ervice§ the§e day§. t-too much, really! i-i have no idea what to watch!! ;;

Kult: +34

Kull: +30

Total: 64

Ratio: 1.13

Milgut Scripo

@entrancedHelminth[EH]

☆~𖦹 Watch the first thing your eyes see, no matter what it is :) 𖦹~☆

Read a book girly pop

↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]

;; u-um.. n-no? t-thank you for offering though! ( ''⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝) ;;

↩ @flurriedFiduciary[FF]

Ugh

↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]

;; h-hwehh? ;;

Ikonos Taikon

@groovyKosmonaut[GK]

☆ watch band doKumentaries, or some gun review videos those are my favorites☆

;; IIIIIII HHHHHHAVE A TUMMY ACHEEEEEE BLEHHHHHHHH HWHEHHHH HHHH BLEHHhhhhhhhhh ;;

Kult: +57

Kull: +35

Total: 92

Ratio: 1.63

The Rev0luti0nary

@alpacalipsArise[AA]

w0uld y0u like s0me tr0ll pept0 bism0l?

↩ @alpacalipsArise[AA]

;; hhhhhh-h... hye§... ;;

↩ @flurriedFiduciary[FF]

l00k behind y0u :)

c< water? wOuld yOu care 4 sOMe water? >c

↩ @alpacalipsArise[AA]

;; HWHAT THE FUCK?1! ?!? ;;

↩ @flurriedFiduciary[FF]

The Rev0luti0nary

@alpacalipsArise[AA]

0u0

↩ @alpacalipsArise[AA]

The Rev0luti0nary

@alpacalipsArise[AA]

kissies y0u 0n the f0rehead f0r g00d measure :)

;; h-h-h-how am i §uppo§ed to §-§top thinking about the c-chittr anonymou§ confe§§ion... how am i p-po§§ibly §uppo§ed to §top thinking about it? hhh hh... hhh hhh hh??? hwehh?? ;;

Kult: +133

Kull: +95

Total: 228

Ratio: 1.40

↩ @cleopatrasRadiance[CR]

;; E EUE🥺🥺😭 UEE😭🥺💧Eu💧💧E E😭😭 E EUE🥺🥺😭UUUUE😭🥺💧🥺😭 ue 💧ee😭🥺💧ue 🥺e e🥺💧Eu💧💧E E😭😭😭😭 E EUE🥺🥺😭 UEE😭🥺💧Eu💧💧E E😭😭 E EUE🥺🥺😭UUUUE😭🥺💧🥺😭 ue 💧ee😭🥺💧ue 🥺e e E EUE🥺🥺😭 UEE😭🥺💧Eu💧💧E E😭 E EUE🥺🥺😭 UEE😭🥺💧Eu💧💧E E😭😭 E EUE🥺🥺😭UUUUE😭🥺💧🥺😭 ue 💧ee😭🥺💧ue 🥺e e🥺💧Eu💧💧E E😭😭😭😭 E EUE🥺🥺😭 UEE😭🥺💧Eu💧💧E E😭😭 E EUE🥺🥺😭UUUUE😭🥺💧🥺😭 ue 💧ee😭🥺💧ue 🥺e e E EUE🥺🥺😭 UEE😭🥺💧Eu💧💧E E😭 ;;

Kult: +6

Total: 6

↩ @flurriedFiduciary[FF]

Bassek Phynix

@cleopatrasRadiance[CR]

^^ Oh my god. ^^

c< i dONt blaMe yOu tbH, tHat sHit was scary >c

↩ @flurriedFiduciary[FF]

I don't want to hurt you with a rock. I just think getting hit in the head with a rock is like. That'll wipe your memory.

↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]

;; E EUE🥺🥺😭 UEE😭🥺💧Eu💧💧E E😭😭 E EUE🥺🥺😭UUUUE😭🥺💧🥺😭 ue 💧ee😭🥺💧ue 🥺e e🥺💧Eu💧💧E E😭😭😭😭 E EUE🥺🥺😭 UEE😭🥺💧Eu💧💧E E😭😭 E EUE🥺🥺😭UUUUE😭🥺💧🥺😭 ueU WANT TO HURT CHAFFI?? 💧ee😭🥺💧ue 🥺e e E EUE🥺🥺😭 UEE😭🥺💧Eu💧💧E E😭 E EUE🥺🥺😭 UEE😭🥺💧Eu💧💧E E😭😭 E EUE🥺🥺😭UUUUE😭🥺💧🥺😭 ue 💧ee😭🥺💧ue 🥺e e🥺💧Eu💧💧E E😭😭😭😭 E EUE🥺🥺😭 UEE😭🥺💧Eu💧💧E E😭😭 E EUE🥺🥺😭UUUUE😭🥺💧🥺😭 ue 💧ee😭🥺💧ue 🥺e e E EUE🥺🥺😭 UEE😭🥺💧Eu💧💧E E😭??? WhywYhyyHHYY WOULD UO YOU WANT0-?? E EUE🥺🥺😭 UEE😭🥺💧Eu💧💧E E😭😭 E EUE🥺🥺😭UUUUE😭🥺💧🥺😭 ue 💧ee😭🥺💧ue 🥺e e🥺💧Eu💧💧E E😭😭😭😭 E EUE🥺🥺😭 UEE😭🥺💧Eu💧💧E E😭😭 E EUE🥺🥺😭UUUUE😭🥺💧🥺😭 ue 💧ee😭🥺💧ue 🥺e e E EUE🥺🥺😭 UEE😭🥺💧Eu💧💧E E😭 ;;

↩ @flurriedFiduciary[FF]

Are you actually crying when you type out your cries

↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]

;; YE§YE§§§§§ HH HH WHHEHHHH HHH ;;

↩ @flurriedFiduciary[FF]

;; MY KEYBOARD I§ §O WET ;;

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]

Lieutenant Turkey

@extrinsicCatastrophe[EC]

◄◦▫║ HΣY MѦN. ║▫◦►

Kull: +5

Total: 5

john egbert

@ectoBiolojest[EB]

i also agree with the chittr anonymous confession!!!

;; OVER§TIMMMMMMEEEEEDDDD HWEHHHH HHHH HH?? ?!! ;;

Kult: +52

Kull: +40

Total: 92

Ratio: 1.30

- Awesomme! 😁😁😁 Keep up the good Work, mmy technical superior! 👏👏👏

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @assistMint[AM]

;; H-HWHAT? WHO ARE YOU? ;;

- Wait I thought this said overtimme/. I'mm on heavy pain mmedication. I'mm sorry. I'mm sorry. I'mm sorry. I'mm sorry. I'mm sorry. I'mm so sorry. I'mm sorry. I

↩ @flurriedFiduciary[FF]

- I amm ALWAYS on the lookout for potential legal representation... a good defense can never not be Handy! 👏😁 - I amm so sorry, mma'amm.

↩ @assistMint[AM]

;; I-I'M A LEGI§LA§CERATOR I-I ONLY PRO§ECUTRE. W-W-W-W-WHHHOOOOO ARE YOU??? HWHAT? ;;

↩ @flurriedFiduciary[FF]

#igotyoursarcasm #iunderstood

- Listen, mmiss. Sommetimmes the best defense is a COUNTER-SUIT. Everyone knows that. 🤣🤣🤣 Of course, I assumme you also do, too. #IUnderstood #IGotYourSarcasmm - It is just good for mme to know a lot of legal professionals. I'mm "netWorking." Because I mmyself amm a professional. 😁

;; I-I'M GONNA FROW UP... BLEHHHHHH... ;;

Kult: +22

Kull: +15

Total: 37

Ratio: 1.47

Vriniz Dolmen

@cairnSojourner[CS]

:( you gonna be okay? need a buddy †o keep you company?

;; I-I'M NOT §URE WHETHER TO FEEL FLATTERED OR OBJECTIFIED. B-BOTH? H-HWEHHH? HHH HHH HH... I-I'M NOT U§ED TO PEOPLE LOOKING AT ME T-THI§ I§ TOO MUCH PRE§§URE I'M GONNA THROW UP... ;;

Kult: +29

Kull: +15

Total: 44

Ratio: 1.93

c< wOuld, yOu liKe sOMe water? Or sOMetHiNg? >c

↩ @megaloMemes[MM]

;; I-I DON'T KNOW??? ;;

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @flurriedFiduciary[FF]

c< uNderstaNdable, i dONt tHiNK id KNOw HOw 2 HaNdle beiN cONfessed abOut eitHer >c

;; g-go§h! the§e anonymou§ confe§§ion§ are §o... um... bold! ;;

Kult: +92

Kull: +80

Total: 172

Ratio: 1.15

↩ @gratuitousAnnuity[GA]

;; y-you can't §tre§§ me out now! i'm at hive! i'm §afe at hive!! ;;

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @corallineCataclysm[CC]

;; h-what... what? ;;

↩ @flurriedFiduciary[FF]

meenah

@corallineCataclysm[CC]

nofin nofin you all g

↩ @flurriedFiduciary[FF]

↘️you are missing your work emails.↘️ ↗️WHEN YOU RETURN TO YOUR CORPORATE HUSKDEVICE TOMORROW, THERE WILL BE OVER ONE HUNDRED UNREAD MESSAGES, ALL OF THEM MARKED VERY IMPORTANT.↗️ ↘️and then, the server will crash, and you will not be able to answer any of the time sensitive messages contained within.↘️

↩ @gratuitousAnnuity[GA]

;; n-nuh uh... ppfbfbfbtttttttttt... §tinky... ;;

↩ @flurriedFiduciary[FF]

↗️IT IS TRUE.↗️

↩ @gratuitousAnnuity[GA]

;; ppfbfbfbffffttttt... §tinky §tinky §tinky. n-not li§tening to you! la la la!! ;;

↩ @flurriedFiduciary[FF]

↘️and your boss will not only berate you for your misdoings, but physically punish you.↘️

↩ @gratuitousAnnuity[GA]

;; H-HWEHHH? LA LA LA LALALALALAL LALALAL LALALALALLALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU LALALA. ;;

↩ @flurriedFiduciary[FF]

↗️YOU WILL WELT BEFORE THEY RELENT.↗️ ↘️a deserved, unending barrage of corporal punishment.↘️ ↗️YOU WILL GO HIVE. AND FEEL SO UNWELL THAT YOU WILL NOT EVEN WANT TO DRINK YOUR BEER.↗️

;; f-finally hive! p-phew! i can't believe i got to leave work early... ehehee! ;;

Kult: +15

Total: 15

;; o-okay! time to commute hive! ;;

Kult: +20

Kull: +5

Total: 25

Ratio: 4.00

Curree Erzhix

@packageHandler[PH]

safe travels, pardner! you've earned that rest!

;; cigarette§ and beer acquired! chaffi §ucce§§! ;;

Kult: +27

Kull: +5

Total: 32

Ratio: 5.40

c< aN iNcredibly cOMMON cHaffi wiN! >c

Kult: +5

Total: 5

;; convenience §tore time! ;;

Kult: +10

Total: 10

;; i-i get to go hive early t-today! w-wow! go§h thi§ ha§ never happened before... i don't even know what i'm going to do with my§elf for the re§t of the night!! i'm going to §moke §o many cigarette§... ;;

Kult: +60

Kull: +35

Total: 95

Ratio: 1.71

Problem Sleuth

@pulchritudePowerhouse[PP]

Fuck me if this ain't the most relatable thing I've ever read on this site so far.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @pulchritudePowerhouse[PP]

;; i-i'm going to convenience §tore right now! i'm going to buy a whole pack of cigarette§ a-and a cheap ca§e of beer! i'm §o happy!! ehehee! ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و ♡ thi§ i§ the be§t night ever!! ;;

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @flurriedFiduciary[FF]

Problem Sleuth

@pulchritudePowerhouse[PP]

Nevermind, THIS is the most relatable thing I've seen on the website so far. Godspeed, and enjoy it while you can.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Kaneko Tensin

@introvertedInnovator[II]

== you should... watch a show you like... i think... ==

Hastur Sabbot

@alarmingApothecary[AA]

[|87 :: You and me both

c< cONgrats! iM glad yOure dOiNg better! >c

Taanya Morova

@liltingLadybug[LL]

ʚ•ɞ W••H••!!! U can enj•y urself!! Have s• much fun!! ^v^ ʚ•ɞ

;; p-phewwwww... hhh... hwehhhh... o-okay. that'§ two out of three of today'§ client§ on my ca§eload lacerated... hhh hhh... i'm §o tired... ;;

Kult: +14

Total: 14

;; hhhh hh o-okay that'§ another one done... uuueee... ee... hhhhh hh... ;;

Kult: +46

Kull: +35

Total: 81

Ratio: 1.31

⚇ you good girl :8? ⚇

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @piousPorcine[PP]

;; n-no... j-ju§t had to c-cull a t-twelve foot §-§ubjugglator t-that w-went heretic a-and h-had a warrant for t-their laceration put on my c-ca§eload by the mini§try of ju§tice... hhh hh... i-i don't know w-what to do with the body... ;;

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @piousPorcine[PP]

;; t-thank§ for a§king though hh h... ;;

Kult: +2

Kull: +5

Total: 7

Ratio: 0.40

↩ @flurriedFiduciary[FF]

⚇ awh motherfucker...⚇ i ain't got no love for kin killing ⚇ but heretics ain't kin no more. ⚇ you did the right thing. ⚇ shit uh...okay, listen, if you need body disposal tips. ⚇ you can ask in dm? ⚇ if you need it? ⚇ i don't want you...cryin' n shit. ⚇

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @piousPorcine[PP]

;; i-it'§ not really about right or wrong... i-it'§ ju§t... work i§ work... hh hhh h🥺💧Eu💧💧E E😭😭 E EUE🥺🥺😭 UEE😭🥺💧Eu💧💧E E😭😭 E EUE🥺🥺😭UUUUE😭🥺💧🥺😭 ue 💧ee😭🥺💧ue 🥺e e🥺💧Eu💧💧E E😭😭 ;;

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

↩ @flurriedFiduciary[FF]

⚇ oh. awh fuck. ⚇ uh. ⚇ um. ⚇ uh. ⚇ erm. ⚇ fuck. ⚇ uh. ⚇ fuck. ⚇ SHIT i dunno how to. ⚇ please...don't cry??? ⚇ its okay motherfucker, you're good!!! ⚇ it'll be okay!!! ⚇ fuck!!! ⚇

Kult: +2

Total: 2