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== I have bec0me frustrated with flute practice lately... == INFERNAL INSTRUMENT! == I WILL MASTER Y0U! ==
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== @xxScenegrlxx BEH0LD, M0RTAL! == THE 0NLY 0NE CAPABLE 0F EXCEEDING ME IN P0WER AND PR0WESS! ==
== Hmph... == WITH MY DARK AURA == I SUMM0N THEE! == @genialArterial == C0ME F0RTH AND FLAUNT Y0UR HEIN0US AND WICKED P0WER! ==
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== Very much s0. == My m0irail is the str0ngest tr0ll I kn0w... == Star's p0wer levels are BEY0ND C0MPREHENSI0N! ==
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== S0 y0u f0und this 0nline... == A ren0wned scavenger... == Y0ur p0wer may even rival that 0f mine. == But n0t that 0f my Dark Mage... ==
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== Ah! == What a delightful little lusus that is... == H0w did y0u make it p0se thusly? == Y0ur p0wer is far greater than I anticipated, PLUR Warl0ck... ==
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== Ah... == Thank y0u, Chch0w... == Y0u are very kind. ==
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== Hmmm... == New assignment t0m0rr0w... == The dread warl0ck and the dark mage will rise again == Ne0-Alternia's surface will be SC0URED in 0ur search f0r 0ur prey. == And N0NE ESCAPE 0UR EVIL EYES! ==
do a puzzle of your own face
now is it #su8stance a8use if it’s only once a wipe ☝️
Parley! But of course, my heart and spade!!
== Y0ur fav0rite Fiduspawn is Scyther...== What's y0urs? ==
== May y0ur v0yage be guided by the p0inted hand 0f evil, my friend... == Safe travels. ==
Hear ye, hear ye! Today I set course once more for the stars! Let it be known! The life of a privateer is always rife with danger and intrigue! Weigh anchor and hoist the mizzen! But I am no amateur, and I intend to keep regular contact with the website all the while!
I do more than spreadsheets, but my favorite part of the job is putting the little (or big!!!!) numbers in the cell. Tappa tappa tappa Also obligatory raisin post.
harm maximization is very important. stay viollent. #viollence
𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓭𝓮𝓷𝓲𝔃𝓮𝓷𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓻, 𝓘𝓽'𝓼 𝓫𝓮𝓮𝓷 𝓽𝓸𝓸 𝓵𝓸𝓷𝓰 𝓼𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓵𝓪𝓼𝓽 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓯𝓪𝓲𝓵𝓮𝓭 𝓻𝓮𝓫𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓸𝓷. 𝓙𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓪 𝓵𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓭𝓲𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷, 𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓮. 𝓘 𝔂𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓷 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓮𝓽𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓫𝓪𝓽. - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝔂𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓯𝓾𝓵𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵
𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓭𝓮𝓷𝓲𝔃𝓮𝓷𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓻, 𝓢𝓾𝓯𝓯𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓫𝓾𝓲𝓵𝓭𝓼 𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓽𝓮𝓻. 𝓢𝓾𝓯𝓯𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓫𝓾𝓲𝓵𝓭𝓼 𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓽𝓮𝓻. 𝓢𝓾𝓯𝓯𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓫𝓾𝓲𝓵𝓭𝓼 𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓽𝓮𝓻. - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵
𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓻𝓸𝔂𝓪𝓵 𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓭𝓮𝓭 𝓣𝓮𝓻𝓻𝓲𝓮, 𝓢𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓼 𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓪𝓵. 𝓗𝓪𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪 𝓿𝓸𝓲𝓬𝓮 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓹𝓾𝓫𝓵𝓲𝓬 𝓬𝓱𝓸𝓻𝓾𝓼 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓿𝓲𝓵𝓮𝓰𝓮, 𝓪𝓯𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓪𝓵𝓵. - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓪𝓰𝓻𝓮𝓮𝓯𝓾𝓵𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵
𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓭𝓮𝓷𝓲𝔃𝓮𝓷𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓻, 𝓗𝓾𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓼 𝓼𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓹𝓪𝔂 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓯𝓮𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓾𝓽𝓲𝓵𝓲𝔃𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓹𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓶, 𝓘 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓴. 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓷𝓸𝓷-𝓽𝓻𝓸𝓵𝓵 𝓽𝓪𝔁. - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝔀𝓲𝓼𝓮𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵
𝓣𝓱𝓮𝔂 𝓪𝓵𝔀𝓪𝔂𝓼 𝓯𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓾𝓻𝓮 𝓹𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓯𝓲𝓻𝓮𝓼 𝓪𝓷 𝓪𝓻𝓻𝓸𝔀 𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓶 𝓪 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓸𝓼𝓲𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷. 𝓢𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓬 𝓻𝓸𝓵𝓵 𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓸 𝓪 𝓼𝓮𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓭 𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓾𝓻𝓮 𝓹𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓮. 𝓐𝓶𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓾𝓻 𝓼𝓽𝓾𝓯𝓯, 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] tthe...nine 0r z0 reactz fr0m beingz tthat zhare c0|0ur and hand|e initia| zay 0therwize. [END MESSAGE]
haven'† seen much #cannibalism on †he feed. le† me change †ha†. wouldn'† mind someone's flesh be†ween my †ee†h and down my gulle†. jus† †o give †he feed some flare. #violence maybe.
1'M PUTT1NG ON MY B1G BOY P4NTS 4ND GO1NG TO 4PP34R 4T TH3 4FT3R WORK DR1NKS W1TH MY COWORK3RS. 3V3N THOUGH 1 4M *T1R3D* 4ND W4NN4 GO *HOM3*. 1'M B31NG V3RY POW3RFUL 4ND 3NG4G1NG W1TH TH3M 1N 4 NORM4L 4ND SOC14L W4Y. #SUBST4NC3
Ɏ its frea-a-ak it thursda-a-ay lets get fuckin silla-a-ay Ɏ
Dean gave me a gun, btw. So now I own a gun. It's almost like presenting someone with a grub out of nowhere. The responsibility that comes with gun...
✨🍭🕷️ corn muffin universe 🕷️🍭✨
Big ass burrito is the only mf on this bitch of an Alternia that got me 100% of the time.
== Naturally, my wicked mage... == I keep a b0x 0f Fr0sted Quakes ab0ut my dark ab0de f0r y0u at all times. ==
FUCK YES.
== Y0UR L0YALTY IS N0TED, M0RTAL == Y0u may j0in me at my sinister table... == And partake 0f my Evil Cereal... ==
YEEEEESSSSSSS. FEAST, DREAD WARLOCK, FEAST.
== Ah... == The Dread Warl0ck rises fr0m its slumber... == And f0r its Evil Meal...? == Cinnam0n T0ast Punch... ==
[+] the onLy aggression i get us Cuteness aggression
== Hmph...That hein0us m0rtal is 0nline again... == The backstabber... ==
== S0me 0f y0u aren't even em0... ==
== A c0ld wind bell0ws 0ver the land as I 0pen my Evil Eye... == Am 0min0us p0rtent f0retells... == My c0py 0f the new S0ldier Purrbeasts b00k is in the mailb0x. == REJ0ICE! MAKE MERRY! == THE DEATH 0F THIS W0RLD, F0RESTALLED AN0THER DAY! == I am sated... ==
W|nn|ng A F|duspawn Tournament |s Someth|ng That Can Be Dec|ded Before You Even Enter A Venue. Proper Exerc|se, Tra|n|ng And D|et Are Supreme When Craft|ng The Ult|mate Warr|or. That |s Why | Personally Vet And Craft Each Treat My M|n|ons Feast Upon, Ensur|ng Only The F|nest Of Nutr|ents Are |nvolved |n Bu|ld|ng The Muscle That Grants Me My |nev|table V|ctory |n Duel|ng.
G0t myself a little treat f0r 8eing 8rave and getting gr0ceries. Things still suck th0
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⧃ Something new from my economics collection.
.a simple smile can bring more happiness than .a silence.
Intended serVing size. Tbh.
blacking out an eating an entire bag of caramel rice crisps in one sitting
i kEEp mEssing with m7 nEw piErcings this is Fun 747 #joy
Like Theseus's ship, We'll fix the busted bits Til it's both nothing like And everything It's always been. It's a wonder we expect a thing to Stay the same at all.
You know what time it is. Spread sheet. Raisins. Alani nu.
My life is SO DAMN AWESOME.
࣪⊹₊˚{ 1 thing aboat me? i will literally NEVERRRR run out of #thingamabobs }6u6{ }6u6{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ like, if YOU as a #fincess or a #giolet {pronounced ""GUY-let""} arent tidally flush with whozits + whatzits.... then WHAT are you even doing???? }~A~{ }~A~{ GET WITH IT! #notverycullquetteofyou }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Splice the Mainbrace! On my third Imperial Girl Utenna rewatch this sweep! Every single time I watch it, I find more things to love!
Something fucked up is happening somewhere, somewhen. But it's not my problem. I have lollipop. :)
I want berry tart.
== S0 true... == And 0nce the wipeend hits... == SCARBUCKS FINALLY BEGINS SELLING THEIR PUMPKIN RANGE 0NCE M0RE. == REJ0ICE, F0R THE ENSHAD0WED END HAS DEEMED IT S0! ==
== Hmm... == 0nce again my rest is disturbed by my Curse... == My p0wers are stymied by these dark magyyks! == Hmph... == I will fetch a ch0c0late milk. ==
== And when the heralds call in the Vast H0nk... == And the Last W0rld is br0ught 0nce m0re t0 its knees... == S0 shall we all be wr0ught asunder == And made again in NEW BEAUTIFUL F0RMS == AND LED THR0UGH THE GATES 0F PANDEM0NIUM T0 A NEW EXISTENCE! == A NEW AGE! ==
I like when people I like are nice to me.
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\A steam locomotive passes by my house every 30 minutes (are minutes a thing)/ \Every fourth one is olive/ \Is it calling out to me/ #olive-trains
| need his tongve in my movth or |'m re^lly gonn^ die | think. #nsfw
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I love lying!
Jackass is constantly being reinvented. Watched a man make homemade sausage with menthol crystals. Also watched him cook it.
[BAD BIT#H #OMING THROUGH MOVE OUTTA THE WAY!!!!]
done with that for tonight eelmao pro tip if you naut lookin pike this or much worse afterwards then you doin yo brawls wrong
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the adult lief is dandy watching movies all day and not worrying about anyone anyhow or anywhere fills me with a childlike joy nobody would understand life*
I have convinced the Princess we are boiling her tomorrow. She claims she does not want to be soup. After some reassurance that she will be more akin to an artichoke, she seems to be genuinely considering how she feels about this ~~
No No es amor Lo que tú sientes se llama obsesión Una ilusión En tu pensamiento Que te hace hacer cosas Así funciona el corazón 🤪
how the fuck do yOU just not lIkE sAndwichEs. I'vE nEvEr hEArd of that bEforE. EvEr in my lIfE. thEy'rE lIkE the most UniversAlly EnjoyablE type of fOOd in the UniversE. #dAshwatchIng
rUmblespherEs...
Fishsticks. Yummers.
not to start shit ImmediatEly bEforE we hang OUt and hAvE a gOOd tImE but what the fuck is yOUr prOblEm with cOolsvillE.
>:o[ || fym rem0ve p1nk1e???
[BEGIN MESSAGE] tthere iz a zenze 0f tthe divine in tthe way c0de and wirez are 0rganized. z0mething bigger tthan y0u tthat iz zet ab0ut z0 perfect|y. it iz beautifu| and awe inzpiring. a mechanized puzher d0ez n0t zkip a beat. everything in p|ace. perfect and 0ptimized. [END MESSAGE]
== I literally asked f0r n0 pickles.... ==
== Hrn... == 0nce again, the curse placed 0n me since hatching rears it's f0reb0ding maw! == I will have t0 slay this dem0n. == S0 I may banish it readily! ==
== Hmph... == A f00lish m0rtal dares t0 tread in the realm 0f the embittered shad0w l0rds... == Typical. ==
== I rise 0nce again fr0m the enshad0wed t0mb == My blade catches glints 0f light in the dark... ==
== G0 t0 here. ==
== A tail... == Such a thing w0uld assist in balance == And be generally pleasing... == What a daring dream. ==
== N0t here... == I d0 n0t kn0w what prying eyes beh0ld me. ==
== Estranged...? == We aren't s0 different. == Th0ugh I remain am0ngst 0ur kin. == As f0r sh0wing y0u... == I have reas0n t0 believe that I am far ahead in the future than m0st 0thers 0n this website. == But. == Um. == I can tell y0u ab0ut it. == If y0u like. ==
== Tch... == I am adept with the psi0nics granted t0 me by the Messiahs. ==
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== D0n't laugh at me. == I am super c00l. ==
== ... == I supp0se this is true. == Hmm... == Perhaps y0u are s0me f0rm 0f Warl0ck after all... ==
== The bleak, h0wling call 0f the netherw0rld... ==
== Sad...? == 0f c0urse I am. == I'm #em0.... ==
== Hmph... == Many 0n this website are blinded by ign0rance. == Y0u are inex0rably chained t0 y0ur lack 0f kn0wledge with n0 will t0 break the chains 0f y0ur dark shr0ud... == Pitiful. ==
== Curses... == The dark dem0ns at Grubd0nalds have 0nce again f0rg0tten t0 rem0ve the pickles fr0m my triple cheeseburg0re... == Tch.... == A dark, cursed day... ==
== The darkened weather f0retells a p0rtent 0f d00m... == The leaves fall... == A shad0w l00ms...== T0m0rr0w... == We will make 0ur attendance kn0wn at Starshmucks. ==
== This is s0 fucked up and deranged... == It c0mpels me s0. == What a beautiful thing f0r this h0rrible night. == I'm g0ing t0 br00d in the m00nlight... == And h0ld back The Curse... ==
== 0bvi0usly. == But my evil eye sees all... ==
milked from the dark cow. pasteurized in a cauldron. ran by witches. ☠︎︎
== Yes...YES. == Flav0red by evil caca0... == Fr0m the Shad0wrealm.... ==
they tortured the beans before concocting the evilest of leches. in the shadowrealm. tested by the horrorterrors themselves. ☠︎︎
== YES. == And in the dimensi0n 0f the dead... = As was f0ret0ld by the dread warl0cks... == It w0uld be c0nc0cted int0 beautiful ch0c0late milk == And then purchased by me. == F0r 2 Caegars. ==
they put the milk man that delivered it to the store through evil training. he carries around a pitchfork and beautiful bottles of evil cream, chocolate and normal 2%. its all 2 caegers. thats the evilest part. highway robbery for that elixer. ☠︎︎
== Wh0 the hell are y0u. == Get 0ff 0f my p0st. == This is f0r real twisted ministers 0nly. == P0ser. ==
== Lift thy chin. == Take pride in y0ur w0rds == Never 'I guess'. == Always 'I d0.' ==
== The shifting sands f0retell the Secret... ==
== I purchased a dark, fucked up versi0n 0f ch0c0late milk... == Just a glimpse int0 my dark reality. == A full stare int0 my twisted pers0nality... = W0uld make m0st simply g0 insane... ==
== Cats aren't my fav0rite breed 0f lusus... == But they d0 h0ld a certain dignity t0 them. ==
== Ah... == This c0ntributi0n pleases me. == The dark l0rd (me) will spare y0u. == F0r n0w... ==
== Ch00se s0mething... == That speaks t0 my blackened s0ul. == I am new here. == I rec0gnize y0u have little t0 w0rk with... == But kn0w that I m0ve with stealth... == And cull with precisi0n... == It is the ninja way. ==
== Stay thy hand, vile witch... == I will n0t be made int0 swine stew 0nce m0re. == The first time was embarrassing en0ugh... ==
== It is imp0rtant == T0 appease the whims 0f dark f0rces... ==
== Sweety calls me that s0metimes... ==
*evil twink*
== #Lyricp0sting ... "Life's sh0rt Why d0es it take s0 l0ng? We're 0nly here 0nce Why blame y0urself?" ==
== T0 drink is t0 p0is0n the b0dy and the s0ul. == I much prefer... == Ch0c0late milk. ==
Some of you people truly are the most dreadfully irritating bundle of genes ever concocted. Most of you I've never even spoken to, but rest assured, you are not spared from my scorn. You are irritating, and a blight.
✨🍭🕷️ SINCE. WE ARE TALKING FASHION (#MYFAVORITE)(#ASIDEFROMCURSESANDGHOSTS) #FITCHECK. I change it up. Obviously. But this is my go-to. 🕷️🍭✨
✨🍭🕷️ AND THE SKULL. THAT I CARRY. IS A WICKED ARTIFACT FROM THE MOST CURS'ED OF TROVES, FORMED WITHIN THE BONES OF FALLEN TITANS. #SPIRITHALLOWEEN 💀 !!!!!!!!! 🕷️🍭✨