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You’re in his DMs, he’s in my office committing multiple federal crimes. We are not the same.

:33< meow :33< meow :33< meow

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And a Taco Bell!

:33< *the mighty huntress does a cool backflip*

Once Chittr.ing grants the ability to delete Chitts I'm going to post the most insane things you people could only dream of, I'll tell you that.

Yeah that’s funny.

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Got out of my meetings and had to see what a real one had to say.

I am getting called out on Chittr.ing.

Chittr confessions are cowards. Slide in that man’s DMs and tell him you like him.

:33< eridan is up and a woman?
not now kitten daddy has 2 stare at pinup pics 4 inspo
AH! Hello Gordon!

The children yearn f-o-o-r the mines. It's me, I'm children. Minecraft.

This is definitely copaganda.
i need 2 stop shootin 4 dilfs (dads n droogs) where r the milfs tht rnt my alts

You all are literally always talking about boobs and dick what are you talking about

boobs so big that's all half of us are talking about #nsfw
big honekrs is the sound it makes when u motorboar a clown #nsfw
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Every time it hits the #NSFW hours on this site, I am reminded of this interaction and I find myself very amused: https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/who%20want%20me%20hours.png

Might I be permitted to observe you in such a manner? {Artist: Lalondecringe} #NSFW https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/IMG_7487.jpeg
yyknow, sometimes I get the feelin' that yy'all would reallyy have better luck airin' out yyour grievances byy just talkin' it out or gettin' professional mental help. Then again, I can't judge none because I also am on this forsaken social media. #mentalhealth

Okay, I forgive him. But I'm still mad about it.

It's always a Strider. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/i%20cant%20keep%20living%20like%20this.png
>be me >horse walks in

horse
#yearning for a sandvwich

happy #gang8angvriskafriday everyone!!!! let's make it one for the history books!!! #nsfw
>([i keep clickin on spoilered #ole posts t#inkin itll be somet#in funny and i just get blasted w/ real #ole idk w#at i expected t#o so t#ats on me fr #nsfw]

if they sleep 0n you tuck them in

:33< where are those fureaks who wanna bathe meow? :33< lets s33 them tolpurrate glittpurrpeta in a wet environmeownt :33< oh bath fureaks where are mew psst psst psst :33< im caked in more glitpurr than a stripclub come get some!!! :33< #nsfw ish

#glubposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/87f9e16a10b4.png

Is that little frogger about to blow his noodle to smitherines.
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Staying clean is a virtue, and to be virtuous is to be closer to God! - Romans 8:16

:33< minus one billion likeability points

:33< castforms got some big natmewrals :33< #nsfw ish
▷not even joking btw◁ https://file.garden/ZhH23Td312HXr3iu/Chittr%20bullshit/shameglobeos_screenshot_4-29-15926.png

:33< fur real and fur true i would eat that cake furom portal i bet it tastes WILD!
Fun Fact: This post is too vague to interpret anything from it.

Rejoice, The Pure Love And Unbridled Lust In My Bloodpusher Have Been Replaced With Ravenous Hatred.

Why are there people from TF2 beefing in my mentions right now. I'm the fucking President. I have a trebuchet. I have LALONDES.
== i'm still... covered in soap... ==
₍^. .^₎⟆ Br!ng back frott!ng, and sc!Ssssor!ng #nsSfw꠹
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You Say " Go Shameglobes Or Show Shameglobes ", And Yet You've Done Neither. Strange. #nsfw
@gloomyAuxiliatrix Okay I Found The Keys To My Chastity Attire Now To God Damn It

" Based ".

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I believe mine may be high for other reasons, but I will take your word for it.
i think he has that he d0esnt say i hate w0men

#showermaxing Is Fine And All, But Have You Tried #bubblebathmaxing? No, You Haven't. That's Why Your Cortisol Levels Are So High. :>
◁This is certainly a post you decided to make.▷

They're showermaxxing.
< The Manebeast Does Not Concern Herself With Workplace Safety > < I Literally Wore A Bikini To My Job Once >

:33< meow posting is best posting

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Gave intern Stacy a Bud Light and a pack of cigarettes and told her to "just go look busy." She made me a website. Sure, I guess. I meant more like "draft some legislation" or "impersonate me in emails I don't want to respond to," but I guess that works. She also insisted on using carrd, as she claims it is "camp" and says it is like "the capri-sun wallets of websites." I don't know what that means, but I'm sure it's good. I don't really care. https://baraktrollbama.carrd.co

Rule of thumb. #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8ca6fbc0f54b.png

I understand. Welcome. I am hated on often

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