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my goal is to become president of chittr incest btw #incest
only time youll catch me wearing a tailored suit is when i want to give my brother weird boners by pretending im a sleazy movie producer who loves him so so much #nsfw #incest
need my sister to pity me enough to send nudes but am so far unsuccessful so im back to asking dirk for more #nsfw #incest
*gasp, the rare and elusive chase into dms...... he follows!!*
B;33 < pitch foreplay done right
hehe :B *chases!! if u wanted to rp it i dunno, u dont gotta*
Finally someone gets it
B33 < yea but i also wanna fight other cats on a rooftop
sure!! i have lots of energy to get out :))
hehe okay!! wagwagwag im gonna chase you :B
I won't pretend i haven't thought about it. Sometimes i look at mommy and i totally understand why they had 10 of us. #incest
so hard to tell if my bro was into me or that was normal bro shit but either way it fucked me up #incest
That's why you gotta use someone else's mouth, man or you'll rip the skin
im not even horny jerking off is just my default activity when im bored now i literally broke my dick #nsfw
incest is awesome dont let anyone tell you otherwise #incest
need a man who will kick my ass and tell me im not good enough and then disappear for a straight week without telling me and put cameras in the apartment and #incest #abuse #nsfw
I do take commissions if you have anything specific in mind. #incest
the fact you remember your own shit poetry this long after is fucking insane btw also i dont think i was as into it at the time you said that it had to mellow a bit longer to make me more fucked up so
It's satisfaction that I was right. Cosmic specificity is not so much as important as the knowledge itself. Do you not remember? Prong of flesh bereft of home. Found solace 'twixt a cleft of foam.
i admit it purely in the confines of my incestposting account youll never truly know what version of dave i am though so this win basically doesnt count for you fyi
So you admit it?
every day i flip between wanting puppets as far away from me as possible and finding my own discomfort of them hot #nsfw #incest
feels like a good night to order pizza and beg my brother for nudes #nsfw #incest
clarifying again what im about because people toss me a follow without looking at my account brotherfucking brotherfucking sisterfucking motherfucking mostly brotherfucking jerking off being gross brotherfucking weird porn #incest #brotherfucking #sisterfucking #nsfw
Tantalizing new evidence suggests that I will be free tonight from 6PM to 9PM to be burned at the stake.
another day of being a #brocon or whatever #incest
if i wasnt supposed to get a thing for my brother he shouldnt have psychologically messed me up so bad by being everywhere all the time and making me his weird little soldier i dunno what to tell you #incest
block me freely fyi this is literally my alt for #incest posting and it is gonna keep happening
the hoes be loving my #psychologicalissues
men that r awful and/or horrible and/or pathetic and/or evil ily sm <3 i want 2 capture u in my basement n poke u w various Objects #nsfw #nsfwe
concept: a human man whimpering while he twitches and bucks his hips up into your touch trying to get just a bit more stimulation which you keep denying over and over a big man older than you one that would never be caught dead crying out for you to just fuck him already but you just have that effect on him (tags: Reader/Anonymous, old man yaoi, men whimpering, submissive men, dom reader, #nsfw, tags: M)
v3ni, v3ni, v3ni #n2fw #iykyk
Take the coveted H-Cup cup if such is true. Take immeasurable pride that you are the only Lalonde weighted down by breast fat in place of your sins.
Oh my god. I cannot even deal with you. Can we not hash this out in a strangers replies.
Interesting. Do you think a cat thinking about human breasts is a scenario possible enough without fusing with a being perfectly capable of informed consent that it warrants taboo? Or is your problem with the concept of thinking about one's owns tits? Because you sound rather regressive either way here my love. <3
You are still both myself and my cat. If anything it has different bad implications.
If I am not your sister than there should be no problem, yes~? After all they are my boobs too. Except slightly smaller.
And the second. And third, and fourth. You know I love all Roses Lalonde just as much as I love myself, mrrow! And you further are aware that I love myself way too much to possibly be healthy. And also that my tits are slightly bigger than yours. <3
I do not consider you my sister and stop thinking about my boobs. #incest
Flattered mine is the first name that came to mind.
<3 <3 <3 <3 Love you sis!!!!! #incest #selfcest #siscon #sisters #ilovemysisterownerself
My sister is only mean to me because my tits are bigger. Sorry, itty bitty. #nsfw #sister #bigtitties
Can you imagine if companies got a hold of paraphilias in their marketing? Not merely sex sells. Unusual sex sells. Shoes from a shoe store that makes shoes you want to fuck. Really slip into. Elevators that take you to the top of billboards where the gigantic employees are shoulder height, fully nude, and winking at you. Taglines on social media feeds like "#INCEST FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY"! #NSFW #SociologyPosting #Paraphilias #Incest #Macrophilia #Exhibitationism #Podophilia #Fetishism #CapitalistHellScape
smh why r there so many hot ppl on my timeline
sorry to keep everyone waiting! a few of you were pretty close but i am surprised that no one guessed it correctly. my favorite character in sonic cross worlds is... jade! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5670479be68b.png
IT WAS FUNNY. DIRTY GIRL SOUP?? JEGUS GRACE
How good of you to be honest with me Rose! I love you. I remember catching the swishing tail end of that during the fight and thinking god I wish that were me so I suppose it awakened something in both of us mrrow~! #incest
We listen and we do not judge. Stepping. I understand those who rather fancy the idea of stepping on people. Or more astutely, understand wanting to step on just one person. At a time, anyway. Is that odd? Striking a pose while driving a heel into someone's stomach. Arms pouty and brattily akimbo, extracting obedience and embarrassment in seemingly equal measure. A rush edges its way down my shoulder blades and beyond my spine. I feel the words on my lips, even if I do not say them, "Pathetic, aren't you?" I want it. I want to take the first step. Gently gliding to affirm dominance even as squeals of protest erupt underneath. It is far more gratifying if the act is preceded with ceremony and circumstance. Gulliverian cross-latticed ties and restraints. Treated ropes and colorful silks. All in service of the simple act of walking all over someone. Perhaps much more. But only after I've had my fun. #NSFW #Personal #Bondage #Forniphilia #Podophilia #Shibari #Alvinolagnia #JactitationFetishism #Humiliophilia #Feet #FeetMention #Sadism
romantic...knife?
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Hmmm. I am taking advice on other things to post on days of the week. We already have funny mailbox Friday, does the public have any suggestions?
^^okaY!^^ ^^i Will not be hornY todaY! i Will lock in!^^ ^^there's a rare bird i'Ve been tracking for a feW daYs that i think is injured^^ ^^if i can patch it up, it Would be nice to befriend it!^^
https://64.media.tumblr.com/e6ba487a25e7c3cb15e4cbe70d6270d8/0650f65d399f4813-7a/s1280x1920/d7322a2fec5bd3e0138f204da58daae0daded702.jpg I'm heading out. Fuck it.
loadin up my T shott yea babey #substance ??? it for me genders #needle
I Miss My Wife. I’m Over Here Having To Be Normal When I Could Watch The Intricacies Of A Woman With Familial Damage To Her Psyche
https://i.postimg.cc/020Zdp9K/IMG-0178.jpg #lindsaylohan #aesthetic
ok so piss is out vore is in? is this what we do now? #nsfwe
𝄞 talking ab♡ut my babygirl earlier made me wanna p♡st her <3 𝄂 𝄞 this is my carniv♡r♡us stellathyrsus named valeri! 𝄂 𝄞 i have ♡ther plants but she's l♡wkey my fave l♡l 𝄂 𝄞 https://i.imgur.c♡m/JLF9AbV.gif 𝄂
piss? meeewwrp OK!!! @entropicMatters #nsfw #nsfwe #piss #situationship https://file.garden/Y2KtYpOdi23QPOi5/IMG_5132.jpeg
We are esoteric posting.
What Roxy said. Humans like to hate things they don't understand. Even when, for example, the kid is *right there* and obviously not some horrible mutated freak. #incest
Oh Oh! That Makes Sense Thanks Pink Lady! Also The Concept Of A Lusus Troll Relationship Is Very Common In Some Troll Hentai! #nsfw
i got hate for it so im sahring it here a sheep/wolf sex scene liek, da dynamic itself it hawt #nsfw #fearplay #primalplay #ifyousquint
KUDOS! ❤︎
Maybe you're right. The pissposting should continue. #incest #pisscest? #inpiss? There's something there, i think. #nsfw
i am a dog, so you can guess where i stand on this or where i...get on all fours with my hind leg up! >:D #nsfwe #piss
手 | Isss it time to jump on the pisssss bandwagon? I think it is time to jump on the pissssss bandwagon.
Good riddanc3 Bitch thi2 i2 chittr tak3 yo 23n2itiv3 a22 back to TrollBook
PISS REVOLUTION TO KICK ALL UNFUNNY PPL
u can hate my chits but u cant hate these boobeis #nsfw #mynewbitisjstmynewpfp
concept: forcing your nonreligious matesprit to read clurch scripture through their whines and moans while you bounce them in your lap (tags: Clown/Matesprit, flushfic, cultchaser, top reader, #nsfw, religionplay, clurchplay, miraculous, honkslop, archive ranking: E)
get frogged idiot 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸
That's what I'm fucking talking about!!!!!!! :3
手 | Fine. I will be the lussssusss fucker incessssst lady then.
unfortunately it is not very difficult to talk me into anything. 😔
thank you roxxane
like... uuuuooghghgh fucking ew what do u mean i cant stop thinking abt sum1 calling me pretty n running their hands thru my hair... i disgust me #nsfw #notrlly #romantic #yearning #gagme
YOU KNOW THE MID NIGHT CREW IS TRULY IS MID. WHEN IT'S EVEN IN THEIR NAME. HOO HOO HOO. HAA HAA HAA! "MID" NIGHT CREW INDEED!!!!!!!!!!! HOO HOO HOO. HAA HAA HAA!
Why the fuck are trolls hating my posts. I have been told many times that you dont care about this kind of thing. Are non-incestuous trolls considered weird freaks on alternia? #incest #muchtoconsider
手 | I find it incredibly amusssssing when I posssst about a "normal" sssssubject and yet all the replies are ssomething along the liness of "aren't you the incest lady?" #yep #thatsssme #incesssst
lesbians.
ADMITTEDLY SHOCKED THAT ANY ALIENS UNDER HER TYRRANICAL CLAWS MANAGED TO SURVIVE. IMPRESSED.
力 | I like feeling her sssslither her way out of me, what can I say. #incest #nsssfw #evil
:33< this is mewre sign to pet a cat
In time, the Beacons will be lit. Gondor will call for aid. And Rolal will answer. Muster the Rohirrim. And assemble the army at Dunharrow. I will expect you to come to my defense over petty internet drama in the comment section of a fiber arts video. Well, that and sex eccentricities. But only one of these two things is more presciently urgent.
who is up cranking their hawg rn #nsfw
umm personally where r all the mean and malicious boys this afternoon??? real rude nasty awful boys that will say very mean thingz 2 meee #nsfw #nsfwe jus in case
I'm starting to think perhaps you are the one with the Evil Surgery Fetish. #incest #nsfw #Hewantsmyevilsurgery
She let me hit since i am her adoptive grandfather. #incest #nsfw
she hit me with a hammer to do evil surgery on me #violence #domesticviolence #incest
she let me hit it because the timeline was doomed #incest #canon
can i do this with my mom i mean my mom i mean
Fall in love with your grandma who happens to be your granddaughter today! Just call this number my friends. #incest
v importante message 3 inform every1 that no matter what freaky flag ur flyin ur #valid n i ~will~ supplex a bitch tryin 2 pull u down im also hella aware of when i'm postin dis but idec
she vague on my post till im #problematic slendy in the woods head full a static #incest in the tag shit is automatic cuz im a saint yo im straight up stigmatic
I'm doing it #incestuously #incest #Folgers
What's this a8out pro8lematic content?
rose lalonde hot makeouts #incest #joining_the_war_on_incest_on_the_side_of_incest
I have no actual opinion on this. Some part of human culture I haven't paid attention to yet.
Ahem. Hm. She in my cest until I #incest.
Nobody wants #EvilSurgery anymore due to the #incest implications. Strider you'll have to take your rotten, fetid tonsils elsewhere. #Subtletyisdead
Breaking news: #IncestGate #Incest Nothing more to say.
who's inc3st and why do3s 3<3ryon3 s33m to b3 so angry at h3r? #inc3st
I cannot believe #incestous thoughts are being publicly disclosed. What in the #incest state is happening? I will protect my sister-mother-wife from such taboo at all costs.
Was Zeus not married to Hera? Rhea to Cronus? Are we to tag #incest every time the Greek Pantheon is alluded to within a dialectic commentary? We are literally thousands of years old, Ancient Gods. Needless to say, the power Dirk has over all of you is vast.
just kills the vibe thats all im saying man #incest
but then who would evilly take out my tonsils? #evilsurgery #evilincestsurgery
This is a corporate statement. Very typical, down to the formatting. For people ringing the context bell, 11 terabytes of CrockerCorp's proprietary data leaked last night. They're doing everything in their power to scrub some of the more inane materials, things like consumer data, passwords, shipping addresses. But the especially damning materials included an impressive 2.4 TeraByte solid state drive around-the-clock monolith structure dubbed around the office the 'Yaoi Paddle'. Contained within it were millions of flash animations, still images, and billions of (allegedly) hand-picked fanfictions depicting situations ranging from tame fluff situationships to somewhat more salacious implications of a more than brotherly and sweeter than sisterly sort. Highlights included 'Abel Rocks Cain's World', 40k words, 'Stridaring', real person fiction, 110k words, and, of course, 'Derse To Be Stupid : A Strilonde Saga'. A meager 89k heartfelt words, visuals and audio. What is fascinating is that nothing about this leak ever implicated miss CE-in-the-know in the first place? Making this big a fuss about it seems almost sus. #Incest #RPF #NSFW #Context
cant even vaguely hit on my sister anymore have to drop a #incest tag on the bottom like a lead balloon
TRUE i meant wife!!
primed and ready to start slipping estrogen into my husbands meals
lets all get together to #forcefem dave strider and any iteration of her
you perverted freaks had better keep #incest out of my incest webcomic
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大 | Do any of you ever look at your lussus and also feel thossse funny feelings? The ones down there. #nssfw #incessst #joinmyevilempire
PSA TO THE HUMAN USERS ON THIS WEBSITE: NO, YOU CANNOT JUST THROW "TROLL" IN FRONT OF A HUMAN CONCEPT OR NAME AND EXPECT IT TO IMMEDIATELY MAKE SENSE TO US. THAT IS A MYTH CREATED BY EXTREME IGNORANCE. THE TITLE OF "TROLL" IN FRONT OF AN ADULT ACTOR, MUSICIAN, ETC.'S NAME IS NOT JUST "TO SHOW THAT THIS IS THE TROLL VERSION OF SOME FUCKING HUMAN WHO COINCIDENTALLY ALSO EXISTS." THE TROLL EMPIRE HAS AN EXTREMELY LONG HISTORY WITH TROLLS WITH AN EXTREMELY LONG LIFESPAN DEPENDING ON THEIR HEMOCASTE. THE TITLE OF "TROLL" IS TO MAKE IT CLEAR THAT WHEN YOU ARE REFERRING TO A NAME THAT MAY NOT FIT WITHIN OUR STANDARD NAMING SYSTEM OR TITLE SYSTEM, YOU STILL UNDERSTAND THAT IT IS A TROLL WE ARE TALKING ABOUT AND NOT A RANDOM ASS ALIEN. WHICH, ALIEN IN THIS CONTEXT DOES NOT JUST FUCKING MEAN HUMAN! HELL, THERE ARE OTHER SPECIES OF ALIENS ON HERE. BUT OUR SPECIES HAS CONQUERED THOUSANDS OF ALIEN SPECIES ON PLANETS YOU COULDN'T QUITE POSSIBLY IMAGINED. YOU HUMANS ARE SO FAR UP YOUR OWN ASS YOU ASSUME EVERYTHING CENTERS AROUND YOU. STOP EMBARASSING YOURSELF ON A TROLL SOCIAL MEDIA, HOLY FUCK.
Would the utterance of “I remember my way around” in the context of offspring-motherly penetration be unto incest enthusiastic sorts somewhat stimulating or the equivalent of saying “sexy hot cock” to a gay man? #NSFWE #Freudian #It is Electra Complex #It is Oedipal Complex #Incest la vie #Do people still say Wincest #Out of my depths #Channeling forth the experts
(( being royalty is so hard you have to do like actual political stuff instead of just hot bitch things 🥀 /silly
Give this woman another smuggled Cuban, Bar Wench. She's earned it. @transcendGodhood
You provided no application? If you're truly upset, we will always need a bar wench.
My god, you people have endless demands.
This includes brand theft, in case that wasn't clear.
Oh no, I would never. I'm just better.
THE D STANDS FOR DAVE, OBVIOUSLY. YOU DUMB WENCH.
fireball https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYpVQ83y2qyZLl3HmQUq-C-VXzR_-YeWMIu4H_ZD-7oLpfEcTcIoa2QGKKBAbvyjImwWOROVDUKbvVm_gLQ-7OJCLLhU5Phyu2sAwySl5gwBIU6xTN1pSsVsAXEJaXv8NHBy_IIAJCvRWD/s1600/fireball.jpg
just when i tell myself my wenchin days are over they always be bringin me back youre on
im mAkIng the worst fUckIng mAshUp AlbUm AlterniA has EvEr sEEn and thErE isn't a damn thing AnyonE can do to stop me.
SNARE SNARE KICK SNARE SNARE KICK SNARE SNARE KICK #BEATBOXING
im havign a spiritual awakening
im rEinstallIng AbletOn. fuck all of yOU.
living on alternia, you never can knoUU UUhat'll happen they might hit your bulge real hard, UUhich UUill make it flatten you'd have to reinflate it at the bulge restoring station but be careful, it might burst to bits from overinflation #poetry #nsfUU
Welcome aboard, we will discuss shortly.
Isn't the point of criminality to breach such societal niceties? I'll use the additional Sight.
Looking to start a playing-card themed gang. Details to follow. There will be no discrimination on the grounds of age, class, or gender. Applicants will be appraised solely on the basis of intellect, beauty and devotion.
“i laugh at death!!” -puss boots (:33 < total dreamy mckitty btw!! X33)
1 W1LL!!!
goon timsssss #nsfw
1M 8000000R3D. 71M3 70 G00N!!!! H3H3H3H4HH3H4H #nsfw
dinner with spades slick or a penny that doubles in size every day?