♦ pitied by @msPaint

butt2 23nd chitt
-> You Can Take All My Money, It Doesn't Matter = Your Total Is $432.00

forcing my friends to vwatch Dark Crystal vwith me because I cant get out of bed :/

OH! UH! 1 DON'T 4CTU4LLY D3VOUR TH3M.

1 DON'T TH1NK TH3Y T4ST3 G4M3Y TO M3? BUT TH3N 4G41N! MY T4ST3BUDS 4R3 W31RD.
strummin my pain vwith his fingers singin my life vwith his vwords killin me softly vwith his song #listeningnowv #yearning https://openspotifycom/track/0q0ivwlqmvw64knllvwjpj0hl?si=stxenirktteb4dloavwd33a

Trying to con\/ince myse/f to actua//y c/ick "up/oad" on an ASMR is so hard `;\/\/;˴
>+. AH, YES, HELLO GIRLS (BIRDS), I DO WANT TO START MY DAY WITH A COLLECTION OF SMALL ANIMAL CORPSES ON MY PORCH, .+< #animaldeath
hey everyone i have an impohtant message to share and im gonna do it in da span of approximately five hundered fuckin text poasts #vagueposting -from the office of ace dick detective agency
I'm not a fucking furry
I would be an absolutely terrible housewife. I hate cleaning. I hate cooking. Right now I'm laying here hungry knowing if I want food I have to cook, and if I want to cook I have to wash my dishes, and then I'd have to spend the time actually making the meal and then I'd have more dishes to clean. Dear god. When does it end.

Pituitary disorders i suspect.
thye tried 2 put me on th covr of vogue, but tht magazine didnt exist anymre onaccount of the whole planet bing flooded

7eah he7 wh7 IS there a (at and a horse here now. like i'm not (omplaining or an7thing but
Remem8er when I said I have a jo8? One of my regulars ended up 8reaching my privacy WAAAAAAAAY too far. It was really creepy! Anyway. Does anyone who has a shovel wanna come over to my hive and help me do something real quick.

How'2 th3 crucifixion going? That 2hit 2tart3d y3t?

Soometimes i have a stroong desire too cry aboout my crush oonline but then i remember every single chittr user is gooing too throow stoones at me because there's a high poossibility i oonce was a dick too them soo i have too restrain froom embarrassing myself oonline
is two pm to early to go take a long bubble bath? because suddenly i am feeling that
I'M AWAKE AND I'M HERE TO MAKE IT EVERYONE'S PROBLEM.
✨🍭🕷️ omg thank you and also true im not very fast. #ihaveoneleg 🕷️🍭✨
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