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siiiigh i know how you feel :c
X @canyouKeepit LOOK! THEY DID BRING A WEAPON x
well thank gog for that. do not care if you get in trouble--live first.
How many cigarettes can I smoke simultaneously, let's find out. #substances
X @nonaMused YOU KNOW WHAT SINCE YOU LIKED THIS, DO YOU HAVE *ANYTHING* TO DEFEND YOURSELF WITH??? x
X Seeing someone on here say they’re going to meet someone followed by “wish me luck” put a level of dread in me it shouldn’t You motherfuckers need to stop getting kidnapped so much sfs x
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Hey there! Some friends of mine and I have been making up troll equivalents for places and weekdays and other such things if anyone wants to use them! Don't by any means consider these canon, this is mostly just for personal reference and fun :o) It'll be updated more as time goes on! https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1au7RUsEoqUCcOQAb_1VYE5VNWBHX0Dwz1Bfi-FNWkQM/edit?usp=sharing
If you have the audacity to post about #fetishism on Mocáli Flaske's honorable website and I find out your bitch ass is yearning for normal sex. Know that my disappointment is profound, my cock is flaccid, and my heart wrenched in twain. Lock in or shut your mouth.
my height? wont matter once were horizontal
⦓ #suggestive or #threatening...? ⦔
⦓ My height? I can show you in person if you'd like! How well do you deal with the sensation of being watched? ⦔
Image hosting website! Free to use too! But they don't allow nsfw images last I recall
// if you're using tumblr, change the .pnj on the end of the link to .png, should work
lEtS LiKe fUcKiNg sEe iF ThIs sHiT WoRkS (o: a mOtHeRfUcKeR LoOkIn tO GeT HiS SpOiLiNg oN #sUgArLuSuS
you're in her dmzzz im pizzzzzzing her off. we're forming a dubiouzzzy healthy blackrom relationzzzhip
[FEED COMMENTARY] You're in her DMs. THEY'RE in her DMs. /I'M/ IN HER /DMS/. Is there anyone else who is in her DMs that I should know about?
eheh #uptomybullshit #pickinoutclothes
if i die my funerals gonna b the biggest fuckin party evr an ur all invited!
print("my apologies then")
print("it is alright for some smh")
WHAT THE MOTHERFUCK. you let them take your BLADE? handle it or i will.
YEAH? you better motherfuckin have.
:o)
HATE THY NEIGHBOUR.
D --> You're doubting me. Very clearly so. For no valid reason, might I add D --> I have no c100 why it is you fi%ate on this D --> The important part is that I am seeing your work through for you
D --> What D --> Oh, uh. Think nothing of it D --> As I've already said before, I will be showing posthaste, and that is what matters
D --> Er, of course, ma'am. Think nothing of it D --> I will show posthaste D --> As soon as I dry myself off
D --> Ah.. Even so, this is.. Fiddlesti%. Fine. But I will be working with the utmost efficiency, and will have it done by midlight. I don't intend to longer
D --> Right. Yes. I shalt.. No, the cathedral? I could not begin to imagine showing my face there uninvited D --> It would be a show of impropriety to enter such hallowed grounds uninvited. My nobility does not e%tend to such lengths. D --> ..But, I would be defying a direct order by failing to do so D --> hrhrg. A troubling conundrum
that's rough, buddy.
D --> Well, it D --> Hhr D --> It would be in your right to do so D --> Of course D --> Erh D --> I would hardly complain about you e%ercising your will
It's funny, being assigned a mytho+lo+gical title by a co+smic video+ game o+f unkno+wn o+rigin. I wo+n't pretend I was always the best team player. I spent so+ much o+f the three sweeps that my friends and I spent in that game rejecting this assignment, bo+th as a Maid and Of Space. I didn't want to+ be a servant. I didn't want to+ be a mo+ther. What a sick jo+ke, I always tho+ught, that this thing tried to+ tell me that my ultimate destiny was to+ be the universe's dutiful mo+mmy. I'd have spit in the face o+f who+ever created this damn game if I co+uld. I still might. Pto+o+ey. But in a ro+undabo+ut way, it gave me a deeper appreciatio+n o+f maids. It's chic no+w to+ asso+ciate the Tro+ll French maid with sex, but little is do+ne to+ ackno+wledge the hard, suppo+rt-co+lumn breaking wo+rk these wo+men were do+ing to+ maintain the hives o+f rich highblo+o+ds. Beneath tho+se frilly skirts and cute apro+ns is a wo+man who+ to+iled fo+r absurdly lo+ng ho+urs with little sleep, little pay, and little reco+gnitio+n. My blo+o+dpumper breaks fo+r them. I realized, perhaps to+o+ late, that I co+uldn't just say "fuck yo+u" to+ the universe and leave it at that. It wo+uld mean that the sacrifices o+f all o+f tho+se maids befo+re me were in vain. Maybe even that is ego+tistical o+f me to+ admit. But if I were go+ing to+ be a Maid, I had to+ at least try to+ ho+no+r my class' namesake. I ho+pe I still am. #MaidMo+nday #SGRUB #GPOY
D --> Er. Apologies. Am I to believe that you yourself are D --> D --> I mean. Of course, ma'am, I.. You are deserving. Of such, hh D --> Praise
D --> Your role is something I both respect and envy deeply. By merely having such continued pro%imity to The Highb100d, I consider you my superior D --> "Keep up the good work", as one w001d say
D --> I w001d like to apologize that I must post an image I have posted before D --> However as it is #MaidMonday I am compelled to participate D --> I enjoy dressing up as a maid servant D --> Although I do not do it often
D --> I feel it important to further mention that my current state in relation to the most blessed of days - maid monday - is obvious. I am always most prepared for such important occasions D --> Which is why I needn't take further pictures. My profile picture spea% for itself
Your twenties are about discovering you're not a bad person in the ways you thought you were, but instead in new more exciting ways.