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Rankmaid may be one of the greatest posters on Chittr, period.
concept: your human matesprit pushing her spheres together with her hands, watching your expression with a sly little grin "these...? youre interested in these, y/n...?" you nod guiltily, replacing her hands with your own and rolling your thumbs over her nipples curiously "do you want me to teach you how to play with them?" you nod again, a bit faster this time, the motion causing you both to burst out into happy laughter (tags: Reader/Matesprit, #rankworks, Troll/Human, flushfic, redrom, human nippleplay, inexperienced partner, #nsfw, archive rating: E)
decided it was time for a profile picture https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ea5b34b9f286.png
None Of You Have Ever Violently Choked Your Kismesis While Riding Their Bulge And It Shows. #violence #nsfwe #pensive
You’re quite short..
Preperation Goat Meat - Make sure that the meat is thawed if you purchase it frozen. I let thaw overnight,refrigerated. Or if you wash the meat after purchasing from store, make sure all the water has been drained and the meat is dry. Also make sure that the goat/ mutton meat is at room temperature before you begin to cook. Measure out the whole and ground spices and gather all the ingredients. Prepare the onions by peeling them, halving and slicing. Don't chop the onions. Sliced onions give a good texture to the sauce. Pound the ginger and garlic using a mortar pestle if using homemade. Place goat/mutton meat in a large bowl and add yogurt, salt and all the powdered spices except garam masala. Mix using hands to rub and coat the meat thoroughly. Let stand while you brown the onions etc. Tip :- You don't have to, however if you wish, you can marinate the meat for a few hours. I dont feel there is any noticeable difference in taste especially if you are slow cooking.
2 lb(~950g) goat meat mutton/lamb/beef 1 cup plain yogurt whole/full fat 2 tablespoon coriander powder ½ tablespoon indian red chilli powder (hot) or cayenne (adjust to taste) 3 teaspoon kashmiri chilli powder or paprika (for color) ½ tablespoon cumin powder 1 teaspoon turmeric powder 2 teaspoon salt For The Curry Sauce 6 tablespoon cooking oil I use mustard oil, use cooking oil of choice 3 cup (~250g) sliced onion 6 garlic cloves 1 inch ginger 1.5 tablespoon ghee 2 teaspoon garam masala Whole Spices 2 bay leaf 1 twig mace 2 black cardamom or use 4 green cardamom 1 inch cinnamon stick (cassia bark) 15 black peppercorns 6 cloves
I have a recipe for Curried TrashEater beast with rice and some beans for the side. I’ll post it in the comments
Good. At least someone does
hold it i missed the disclaimer lmao. ignore the citations.......... and the conclusions........! ignore that!!!!!!!!
alright, alright! the people have spoken (im the people) you get ONE pic, tasteful and everything! get an eyeful before it gets pushed down into my profile forever and ever! comedian nudity, come and get it! #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/91844d19d719.png
I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH DIRECT EXPERIENCE WITH CANON BULLSHIT TO GIVE YOU A STRAIGHT ANSWER ON YOUR FOLLOW-UP QUESTION. ONE WOULD IMAGINE THAT SUFFICIENT OBSERVATION AUTOMATICALLY SATISFIES "TRUTH" AND "RELEVANCE" BUT DOESN'T PRODUCE "ESSENTIALITY," BUT I'LL BE FUCKED IF I HAVE TO REVERSE ENGINEER ANY OF THAT. AT THIS POINT ANY FURTHER INQUIRY BASICALLY BECOMES REASONING ABOUT ASSEMBLY BUT LIKE. HEART-FLAVORED ASKING ONE OF THE VARIOUS NARRATOR ASSHOLES ON THIS SITE SHOULD GIVE STRONGER INSIGHT
AKASHIC SERVERS. THEY'RE JUST KIND OF HARDWIRED INTO PARADOX SPACE. TIME AND CAUSALITY ARE COHERENT *LOCALLY* ON THE SCALE OF AN INDIVIDUAL SESSION BUT RAPIDLY BREAK DOWN WHEN TRAVELLING PARADOX SPACE. IT'S WHY THEY CALL IT THAT. THE PARADOX IS THAT THE ASPECTS OF TIME AND SPACE ARE COMPLETELY BROKEN OUTSIDE MEDIUMS AND FROGS AND THE ONLY FUNCTIONAL FINE STRUCTURE IS INDIVIDUAL EVENTS, WHICH IS THE REALM OF "CANONICITY" AND THUS BOUND TO THE MIND-HEART AXIS.
Lo+vely awakening to+ yo+u all. Do+n't fo+rget to+ have a bite and indulge in so+me self-care befo+re getting to+o+ abso+rbed in yo+ur wo+rk.
Sure.
I would consult my Light and Void players for their thoughts, but that’s currently unavailable as an option. Much to my chagrin.
I think there is something to be noted in the nature of the horrorterrors because, in the circumstance of being in-session, it means any traffic to out-of-session anything, anywhere, would most likely go through the Furthest Ring. So, their homeland where Time and Space do not function as we are capable of understanding it. And I would argue that incomprehensible squid gods are good at doing incomprehensible things.
^^i don't knoW if this Will just confuse You further, but...^^ ^^as a light plaYer mYself, i feel obligated to Wish You luck!^^
:33< mew can show bulge on this stie? hell yeah #nsfw
i'm so glad everyone is using this chat client that spans several timelines responsibly.
cønsøle.løg("sømetimes it feels like i'm the ønly trøll with a healthy quadrent situatiøn");
﹌ https://i.imgur.com/yϡpP80P.png I went anϡ trieϡ this outfit on, however, I ϡon't believe it's quite work appropriate. It's a shame! I ϡiϡ enjoy the flow for unϡerwater excursions. }(UmU){ #suggestive #nsfw ﹌
We’re going to dine and dash. You’re all my accomplices now.
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I convinzed My matezprit Natiya to let me pozt a cute photo of her! "As long As iT's my good side." zhe zaid in that fanziful voize of herx. "Zilly zilly!" ix what I zaid becauxe all her zidex are good! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1258986857841295362/1485823545157222411/Natiya_prettyful.png?ex=69c34482&is=69c1f302&hm=976635b1a9ab115d3bee416ccce1a9429f7139e712c62e0fe9d97d41d2b6f22b&
weve reached a milestone guys can we go much higher https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/35493eb81ac2.png
The POTUS has blocked me and is spreading slander by assuming my political affiliation. As the ex-husband of an immigrant and the father of a POC LGBTQUIA+ daughter, I am NOT under the MAGA cult. I serve one man. His name is JESUS.
GOOD NEWS TROLLS OF CHITTR! THE HEIRESS WISHED THE ZESTUM A HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY! THOUGH IT ISN'T THE ZESTUM'S WRIGGLING DAY YET, SO HE WILL HAVE TO SEE IF HE CAN GET THAT CHANGED TO TONIGHT
You failed on account of misconstruing the meaning of saying nothing at all. It’s not literal. It’s metaphorical. We are talking about nothing, so we aren’t saying shit. We’re just throwing meaningless shit out there to see what sticks.
"say shit, and then other people say shit, and then we say nothing at all" let me make an attempt. . .. ...somehow, i don't think this is very media or social.
Hell fuckin yeah lets team up. I love my wife so much cus she lets me slut out like this from time to time. Life is good.
so, social media, huh? hello there. behold my banger of a first message. i'm sure there will be more to come. maybe. how do you people usually start off these things?
Three likes and I'm canceling taxes
riding the high of having been followed by literally barack obama himself guys this is it ive peaked its all downhill from here on out
(• - •) https://file.garden/acWgNwdUAVXBJ4PK/Chittr%20Micaia/churchonfire.png Hello. Just found out I was being panwashed by my closest friend. That sucks. Ramzez, if you are reading this, you suck. I set the threater on fire in retaliation though. Have fun with that. Anyways. If anyone likes flowers or art, hmu. ⚘
MMMMMMM I did the same thing when I worked at Firestone. I became the favorite coworker if ya catch my drift HEHEHEHE #nsfw #nsfwe
﹌ Hello everyone! I'm not quite useϡ to this strange site, but I woulϡ like to become acquainteϡ with as many trolls as possible. How ϡo you acquire "followers" on this site? }(OuO){ I am very exciteϡ! ﹌
TROLLJIMA?!
having a tail is great because when im happy everyone i love and care about knows :)
riase your hand if you like raising your hand!
See thats what Im sayinnn, definitely siblings in a past life or smth. You kinda remind me of my sister Grace btw.
@ostensiblyArrogant GET FUCKED >:) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/30d42381b08f.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/19fc40765cb0.png
Holy shit embed images exist now. Let this Heir of Space aura farm rq https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/673577344601948172/1485810402569748680/sami.png?ex=69c33844&is=69c1e6c4&hm=c23281ac22c7c544b3428d4e1950c20c3fc7b542a3c5ce23573f27178fd9ca79&
I was boutta say they look like me if I had an ounce of melanin and holy shit levels of luscious green eyes
——S↑nce everyone seems to be shar↑ng, here's a p↑cture from my latest concert! ↑t was so n↑ce see↑ng you all! ↑ hope ↑ can go on tour aga↑n soon! https://f2.toyhou.se/f↑le/f2-toyhou-se/↑mages/116950708_zcdwUo8↑GSFBEhe.png-->
I have updated my profile picture again. The next one will have the orb smashed.
feeling inspired / gonna go write / if you don't hear from me in a while it's because i'm being creative
https://external-preview.redd.it/rose-lalonde-by-ikimaru-art-v0-UuSNTVJQIoTiYkz-TQaGjiaf0Lr5qiYFTQTr-O8jrTY.jpg?auto=webp&s=f5a071bddb27b621aff2289149421b57687f424c I'm not even sure if this is going to work.
Apparently that post spawned some additional submissions to my direct messages. This piece had no title. I'm not sure I appreciate it. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4594c0e2e575.png
=^.-.^= DT REVEALS!!!! https://i.imgur.com/6GpeICP.png =^.-.^=
Bruh you got no idea human twitter is vile
I suppose I too shall fall victim to the curse of yet another social media
- Moirails kissing is a little bit.
theres nothing wrong with the name helpful handy! just dont expect under the table service if you catch my drift, heyo!
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=^owo^= There's always more to learn.
This is gonna be real funny in an hour.
- ALIEN*S*???????????????????????
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Nesben is an above average poster.
Actually, on second thought, maybe this shithole is worth something.
my nickname in college was helpful handy
#the
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[ Hey guys.] [ Im a FLARPer of several sweeps and i am gonna use this account to document some of the weirder and cooler things that have happened in the community over the years.] [ Follow for more!][]
=^owo^= I am handing out pamphlets.