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ATTENTION, WORTHLESS CINEMANIACS. THIS IS KARKAT VANTAS, LEADER OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB, HERE TO ANNOUNCE THAT THIS WIPE'S #ABCC #WATCHPARTY WILL BE: SINGING IN THE RAIN (1952). YES, I'M AWARE THAT THIS ONE IS FAR, FAR MORE DATED THAN ANYTHING WE'VE SHOWN THUS FAR. THE IPAD WIGGLERS AMONG YOU MAY THRASH AND WRITHE IN UNDERSTIMULATION. BUT NOT ONLY IS THIS FILM ONE OF THE MOST HIGHLY ACCLAIMED MOVIES, MUSICAL FILMS, AND BONA-FIDE ROMANCES IN CINEMA HISTORY — IT'S ALSO AN AUDIENCE REQUEST FROM A SUSPICIOUSLY WEALTHY PATRON WHOSE NAME RHYMES WITH CACAO. AND HERE AT ABCC, WE RESPECT THE AUDIENCE SUBMISSIONS. THIS IS *YOUR* MOVIE CLUB, SHIT-FOR-SPONGES. USE IT. SHOWTIMES ARE AT 7 PM PST (PLACIDIC STANDARD TIME) EVERY WEDNESDAY AND FRIDAY AT [ https://hyperbeam.com/v/abcc ]. REMEMBER THAT FRIDAYS ARE OPTIONAL SUBSTANCE NIGHTS. GMT (GHASTLY MIST TIME) SHOWTIMES ARE HOSTED BY CO-LEADER AND CINEMA BALL-KNOWER @creaticGoeticist, SO FOLLOW HIM FOR THE GMT SHOWTIME. RSVP BELOW WITH WHAT DAY YOU WANT TO RESERVE A SEAT FOR. GRAB THEM NOW, WHILE YOU CAN. THESE THINGS FILL UP FAST. REMEMBER: ABCC HAS A SUGGESTION BOX. IF YOU HAVE A MOVIE THAT *YOU* WANT TO WATCH THAT DOESN'T SUCK MAJOR SHAME GLOBES AND CAN BE EVEN *TECHNICALLY* CONSTRUED AS A ROMANCE IN LITERALLY ANY WAY, IN ANY CONCEIVABLE QUADRANT, THEN SUBMIT IT HERE [ https://forms.gle/7anjoq22cFsipBMS8 ]. SEE YOU THERE, ASSHOLES. #GETIN. LEADER'S NOTE: DUE TO A FUCKMASSIVE INCREASE IN RECENT ATTENDEE NUMBERS, WE'RE TRYING TO OVERHAUL THE WAY WE ACTUALLY HOST THESE. WE'RE *STILL* HOSTING THEM, BUT AN EXPANSION IS IN THE NEAR FUTURE. STAY TUNED, STAY ADORABLOODTHIRSTY, BUT ALSO GET OFF MY FUCKING ASS IF WE'RE EXPERIENCING SOME GROWING PAINS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION. NOW RSVP, STUPID.
👉👈high key i will NEVER get over 👉👈 ⚠️ THE FFFFFFFFFFUCKING SHORT SIGHTEDNESS OF IMPERIAL POLICY ⚠️ 🤙the empress wants to cull them because she's running a CLOSED SYSTEM, bestie!!! she's got a SCARCITY MINDSET in an ABUNDANCE ECONOMY!! she's literally KILLING her own ROI because she's afraid of what she can't CONTROL!! 📉🚫 🙌🙌 mutants are NATURAL ENTREPRENEURS!! they have to be CREATIVE to survive!! they have HUSTLE baked into their DNA!! you think your average rust ( see @handMaid ) has that kind of ADAPTIVE RESILIENCE??? have ever had to do dickfuckall to stay alive???? no bestie, they're playing by the RULES while mutants are out here REWRITING the SOURCE CODE of survival!!!!!!!🙌🙌 #Chairministrangling #MutantsAreIrreplaceable #Grindsetting #GoldbloodGlitzAndGlam #IsPrettiestWithAllTheColors #GoldenHours 🟢✨ CHARMS is purchasing life short term insurlance policies for cujojito (jk i have a VPN bestie, i'm ALWAYS ENSURED)
✨💛👑 CHAIRMINISTRANGLER CHARM$ EMERGENCY THOUGHT LEADERSHIP ALERT 👑💛✨ 👋👋👋bestie bestie BESTIE we need to have a SERIOUS conversation about ✨UNREALIZED MARKET POTENTIAL✨ because i have been crunching the NUMBERS (i love numbers, i literally doze off with a calculator in my ooze, i DREAM in spreadsheets 📊💭) and i am ready to drop a HOT TAKE that might get me CULLED by the PR department (joking!! ...mostly!!? mostly!!!) but i simply DO NOT CARE because i am BUILT DIFFERENTLY and i speak TRUTH to POWER even when power has a massive sword and a napole-yonic height complex, the cunt 🗡️💅 🧬 MUTANTS 🧬 here's the thing bestie, here's the ACTUAL WHOLE ASS thing, the empire is sitting on a GOLDMINE of untapped labor innovation and we are THROWING IT AWAY because someone in the old guard got SCARED of a little GENETIC VARIANCE?? 📉😤 mutants aren't a BUG bestie, they're a ✨FEATURE✨!! they're literally DISRUPTORS!! do you know what a limeblood could do with their special little flickery flamey quirks in the PHARMACEUTICAL space?? we're talking VERTICAL INTEGRATION with the medical industrial complex!!! MEDICTATORS WISH they had this kind of potential!!!! we're talking PATENTS!! we're talking EXCLUSIVE DISTRIBUTION RIGHTS!!!!! we are talking IMPOSSIBLE RETURNS 💉💰 #MutantsAreIrreplaceable #SpeciallyEconomically #DisruptTheHemospectrum #LimebloodLucious #SigmaSweeps #ChairministranglerThoughtLeadership #ProbShouldntCullMeImAnAssetClass #WhyShootOurselvesInTheFrondJusttoStickToOurGuns✨📊🐕 🟢✨ CHARMS is logging off before the drones get dispatched (jk i have a VPN bestie, i'm ALWAYS ONLINE)
🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌💛💛💛back from a brief stabbatical💛💛💛🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌 ✨💛👑 CHAIRMINISTRANGLER CHARM$ EMERGENCY THOUGHT LEADERSHIP ALERT 👑💛✨ ✨💛💛👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇 sorry ik im popping off today no filter✨!!! why the FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK would someone fear mutuant lowblood abilities when those abilities are impossible to leverage otherwise??? telekinesis for construction?? telepathy for MARKET RESEARCH (imagine the FOCUS GROUPS!! AND MILITARY GRADE THINK TANKS)??) pyrokinesis for... well... rapid team restructuring?? 💛🔥💼👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆 🚀 THE CHARM$ SOLUTION 🚀 what if -- and hear me out bestie -- what if we 🙌didn't KILL them??🙌 what if we ✨INCUBATED✨ them?? special economic zones!!! favored caste nation status!!!! mutant-led startups!! "divergent thinking" consulting firms!! we could be the FIRST empire to leverage NEURODIVERGENT HEMOGLOBIN for competitive advantage!! 🧠💛 💼🪑the other empires are LAUGHING at us bestie!! they're saying "look at those Alternians, killing off their most INNOVATIVE assets because they're scared of a little DIFFERENCE!!" we're literally leaving MONEY on the TABLE and then BURNING THE TABLE!! when we could be FUCKING THEM OVER IT!??!?!?! 🔥🪑💼 #Chairministrangling #GoldBloodGrindset #MutantsHaveNoImitants #CannotDoWhatTheyCan #IfYouCantBeatEmHireEm #ImmutableMutants #LikeAMutant #HireAMutant #KissAMutantToday #BeBold #BeDifferent #NSFW #NotSafeForWorkplacePhotoOps #NotDyingOnMyWatch #OrDime ✨👑💛 🟢✨ CHARMS is ALWAYS ONLINE.
👌🤏wow??? WOW??? okay???? OKAY!!! talk about bitty bulge energy, @handMaid !!!! remove all my badges? REMOVE ALL MY BADGES? you asked harmless sweet snuggleluvva special specs cutie eye @imJunior to REMOVE ALL MY BADGES?🤏👌 🙏are you fucking kidding me🙏 🤚🤚girl 🫱 🫱 👎👎👎i worked hard for my badges these are HOLDERS of my shares my likes my hates my pities and my mediates👎👎👎 👏organic👏hand-leveled👏authentically engaged👏entirely ground zero up👏no foundation👏industry unplanted👏 🤏and only SLIGHTLY nudged along by my alt hand(le)s🤏 🙏i make quality content the masses (over like 40+ REAL followers) produced entirely free to the unblinking attention and touch starved masses who gratefully engage and show me kindness unlike anything ive ever encountered in my lifes start to finish span (including the nondamara reading this ilusm omg hi bestie)🙏 🫰🫰🫰but for you to bitch and moan and whinge and whine and him and haw and she and shit until you get your way??? including involving junior???? junior cant remove badges!!! what did you expect him to just remove them from my account and reissue them? on a HIGH PAIN DAY when i CANNOT click them back easy???? which is exactly what he did???? wow just wow you are WORSE than the COWARD who doxxed me and ding dong ditched afterwards this is doing too much🫰🫰🫰 🤙hayyyy lil j @imJunior🤙 😁➰😁⭐🏆🌍🥂 grab this bitch's shameglobes and twist counterclockwise until she feels something worth a nomination to the shame golden globe awards⭐🏆🌍🥂 😁➰😁 🛑✋🚫🤏 hope you dont mind the pinch points, lil d! 🤏🚫✋🛑 👏⚠️ barring that idfk remove all of her fucking badges and replace each of them with a new instance of the caution toxic badge⚠️ 👏 #Chairministrangling #FuckYouMeanStepOnHim #EW??? #DIE???? #AsFuckingIF??????????#HoneyIKnowThoseKnockOffKicksHaveBeenTheSameGoddamnPairDocMartiniTinyGotYouOnAHolidayGoddamnPerigeesAgo #ARoewzeByAnotherLameWouldSmellJustAsDefeat #Ed #ByAnUnrulyAssRustbloodsSelfAmusedTapDancingFeet #YouReallyThoughtYouDidSomething #IfTheyGoLowIGoLower #SweepForThoseScrawnyAssCluckbeastLegs #Like #WTF #WTF!!!! #WTF!!!!!!!!!! #NSFW #BecauseYourAssIsUnhireable #NepogrubBabyBitch #ImJunior #Handmaid #HandMadeWithoutCare #HandJobWellDone #YouTargetedANeurodivulgeant #WhoSharedTooMuch #AboutTheGoodHeSeesInOthers #BodyHorror #GenitalTorture #BallTwisting #BallBusting #BallBeating #BadStuffHappeningToDamaraMegidoBalls #Violence #Gore #TimelineBeef #Drama #Vagueposting #Directposting #VengeancePosting #Strife 🔴😡 CHARMS is IRATE‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
HOW MANY OF YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT ONE ROSE GOLD TROLL. ROEWZI CHARMS IS THE NAME. THE ONE WHO SEEMS TO MAKE THOSE SPINNY GOLD BADGES. I HAVE NEVER BEHELD THIS TROLL'S PRESENCE IN THE PAST AND ALL OF A SUDDEN I HAVE BEEN VIOLENTLY THROWN INTO THESE CLUTCHES. MY NOTIFICATIONS ARE FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH THAT GOLDBLOODS MUG. THIS ALL IS TO SAY. WOW THIS TROLL IS AWESOME. READING THOSE CHITS IS KIND OF AN ASSAULT TO THE SENSES IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE. TRUST ME WHEN I SAY THIS: THERE IS ZERO LEVEL OF OFFENSE IN REGARDS TO WHAT I AM SENDING ROEWZI'S WAY. PURELY A MOTHERFUCKING STRONG LEVEL OF GREAT AWE AND BEDAZZLEMENT. ROEWZI IF YOU ARE READING THIS. KEEP UP THE GREAT MOTHERFUCKING WORK. HEEHAAHOOHOO.
💛✨👑CHAIRMINISTRANGLER CHARM$ WITH ANOTHER SHAMELESS SELF-PROMO 👑💛✨ 🫶only this time? its not my bad bitch self im repping🫶 🤏im only 🤏 like an 🤏 itty bitty 🤏 smidgen even 🤏 responsible 🤏 for this 🤏 🫵 compared to the downright cavernous mf ma screaming for inspiring mercifully masked jaws of one kaine touthe @twistedComedy 🫵 ✌️✌️✌️one more time for the back ✌️✌️✌️ 🫳🫳🫳 this is a downright ruthless far from toothless life ender, no pretender, snack snag offender, when they say taking candy from a grub better hope to high fuck this guy doesnt have his ganderbulbs peepin at it first because your arm is coming off with the same ease he snags that fuckin sugary goodness 🫳🫳🫳 🖐️✋🖐️✋🖐️✋🖐️✋ please give a sugar sprinkled applause 🖐️✋🖐️✋🖐️✋🖐️✋🖐️✋ 🫸🫸🫸🫸🫸🫸🔪🤡🦷to the dental damnation himself🦷🤡🔪🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷 🩸🦷💀the pregnant pause impregnator, the sweet scarfing sugar squanderer🦷💀🩸 🫴🫴without any further fangirly fanfare its THE SWEETROTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!🫴🫴 😁😁😁 you suuuuuure? im basically asking you to siiiit on me 😁😁😁 🤏like 🤏 if 🤏 i 🤏 were 🤏 this 🤏 big 🤏 🫵 compared to ur 'jigglemeat' as its been called🫵 🤞 here is to hoping more of you are next in the comms list🤞 #Chairministrangling #LikeABoss #PityABoss #MediateABoss #Psh #IgetPaidToHumbleMyself #AndStillBeInChargeOfPromo #CallThat #Micro #Management #Shilling #CaliBbabyCaliB #TheFelt #Felt #GoldSpinnyBadges #KaineTouthe #TheSweetrot 🟡🪥 CHARMS is BUSY. BRUSHING TWICE NIGHTLY.
⚫🎩🖤🌑👑UH OH OH NO NEW PROMO - PRETTY BIG DEAL IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW!👑🌑🖤🎩⚫ 🫶YOU BET its not about my sovereign self🫶 🤏im only 🤏 like 🤏 technically 🤏 FRACTION of a finger 🤏 walking in 🤏 on this 🤏 utterly immaculate 🤏 english coronation 🤏 🫵 after all this event is entirely and only about @lordJack 🫵 ✌️✌️✌️one more time for the back ✌️✌️✌️ 🫳🫳🫳 we are talking about a catastrophic mf midnight ending maverick who decided REGICIDE was a starter grind like my guy walked into the PROSPITIAN THRONE ROOM like it was a Tuesday, snatched that RING like it was the last everything bagel at the meeting, didnt even ask if the toaster was in use, and COOKED, he fucking COOKED, he BAGEL BAKED and COOKED and now suddenly hes got FIRST GUARDIAN POWERS and ZERO chill to balance it out🫳🫳🫳 😁😁😁did you know his highlights? his glorious moments? even before his ascension? are some of the dark lord caliborn's greatest hits? he revisits them often and quietly leaving nothing but clawprints and taking nothing but lives of people too unimportant to be potent enough to remember😁😁😁 🫸🫸🫸🫸🫸🫸🔪🌑💀THE VOIDNOIR didn't just kill a KING, VOIDNOIR LORDJACK killed a KINGDOM. then another. then a WHOLE UNIVERSE. then ANOTHER ONE. just fucking because! VOIDNOIR LORDJACK is the entire midnight crew rolled into a dude who has need for nothing, waste all want not am i right???💀🌑🔪🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷 🖐️✋🖐️✋🖐️✋🖐️✋ the planetary pulverizer, the session slaughterer, the "oops i accidentally became the main antagonist through sheer hustle culture" himself👑 🖐️✋🖐️✋🖐️✋🖐️✋🖐️✋ 🫸🫸🫸🫸🫸🫸🔪🌑👑he STABBED the HERO OF BREATH (left em breathless). he STABBED the HERO OF TIME (made sure he ran out of minutes). he STABBED the SEER OF LIGHT (didn't see that one coming huh bitch???). if you had a classpect and a pulse (and sometimes not even that!) my guy had a CULL IN THE WORKS for you!!!👑🌑🔪🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷 🩸🌑💀he's NOT-UNION-JACK under ANY circumstances💀🌑🩸 🫴🫴THE VOIDNOIR LORDJACKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!🫴🫴 😁😁😁 ♠️what a HATETHROB, huh ladies? theydies? guys, gals, all other market demographically violence inclined pals?????? get em while theyre hot!!! which is ALLLLLLLLLLWAYS for THE VOIDNOIR LORDJACK!!!!♠️ 😁😁😁 🤞 here is to many more of you creepy crawly stand godly tallies keeping me up until the break of day🤞 #Dark #Chairministrangling #LikeALordjack #PityALordjack #MediateALordjack #Shilling #CaliBbabyCaliB #TheFelt #Felt #GoldSpinnyBadges #TheVoidnoir #LordJack #NotUnionJack #VoidAllOtherTransactions #IneedToAffordThat #MidnightCoronation ⚫🎩 CHARMS is A NIGHT OWL AND A WISE BIRD TOO.
💛✨👑CHAIRMINISTRANGLER CHARM$ CLOCKING IN to RISE + GRIND👑💛✨ 🫶rise and GRIND bestie another day another DOZEN zeroes to add to the net worth 🫶 💰🔥 ☀️ MORNING MANIFESTO ☀️ i don't say "good morning" i say "good MONEY"!! every sunrise is just nature's way of opening a new MARKET!! and you are SO worth 🌅📊 💼 PRE-MARKET MOVES 💼 already filed 4 shell corporations and downed an idc-amel macchiato #sononchalant BEFORE my skincare routine!! my pores are CLEARED and my liabilities are NULL!!! 💅✨ 🐾 CUJOJITO STATUS 🐾 even my barkbeast is doing his morning affirmations!! he said ARRGHHRARRGHGHHGHFFHFHHFHFHFHFHFHFHFHFHFH ARF ARF ARF AR F AR F ARF ARF ARF which translates to "CUSTOMER SATISFACTION" in executive speak!! 🐕💎 🫵QUESTION FOR THE FEED🫵 what's your morning hustle ritual?? or are you still letting the MOONs dictate your schedule?? 🌙❌➡️☀️✅ remember: the early bird gets the MERGER!! 🐦💼 #Ministrangling #MorningGrind #GoldBloodRising #SigmaSunrise #ChairministranglerHours #CujojitoSaidGoodMorning #BestieGetUp 🟢✨ CHARMS is ALWAYS ONLINE.
🫶 flaske flaske a hundred lines before your first backslash @dynamicFlowfields 🫶 🗣📢🔔📌when was the last time you got something truly special truly lovely truly youly you??? you work and you work and you work and you tirelessly work over this chittr dot ing place so goshdamn hard it makes me want to tear all my pretty young moisturized and conditioner pampered 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃 hair out!!!! but not really because scalp treatments are so fucking pricy im really better off just screaming 📌🔔📣🚨 🥺👉👈 but thats why to commemorate the heaps upon heaps upon sweeps upon sweeps of our friendship in the making 😔👉👈 🤟i made this JUST for you! today 🤟 🤟WOULD be our anniversary🤟 🤟 if we had actually in fact met many sweeps ago somehow some way🤟 ✊👊 rock on bestie and enjoy your hard earned badge👊✊ #Chairministrangling #Grindsettheplace #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #AnniversaWE #Commemorating0Sweeps #TheBigGooseEggHatched #ZilchNeverFeltSoFulfilling #ZeroedOutZeroes #BinaryButWeHaveNotHitAOneYet #MyFieldsAreFlowing #ButWithTears #AndSniffles #DynamicallyAlternating #BetweenBoth 🟡✨ CHARMS is BUSY BEING CHARMED BY FLASKE.
🫶 QUICK QUESTION? 🫶 👀 💫🎯⭐you ever seen one of these ELITE PREMIUM LUXURY ULTRA CLASS 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃 COLOR badges? of course you have!!! everyone who is SOMEONE at least KNOWS someone with one of these bad bitch badges that spin an twirl all fancy⭐ 🎯💫 🥺👉👈 those are a ROEWZI CHARMS original...furnished generously for @caliBorn by my many capable hands 😔👉👈 🤟you are SO welcome btw and hopefully? some day? someone YOU know will ask me to make one for YOU!!!🤟 #Chairministrangling #Grindsettheplace #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #YouCannotDenyABoss #BeenHere #DoingThat 🟢 CHARMS is LIE AND SPRAWLED BACK ON THEIR SIDE.
👍 asking me works actually 👍 📝✍️ got something in mind cutie? 📝✍️ #Chairministrangling #LikeABoss #PityABossJustAskABoss #AskABossAnything 🟢 CHARMS is AT YOUR CUSTOMER SERVICE.
👌okey dokey grab and choke me👌 🙂 your BRAND SPANKING NEW BADGE has been delivered courtesy of @imJunior delivery services and shipment co 🙂 😅i just make the badges i cant do last mile delivery its ASS on the joints😅 😁😁😁you are now the proud new owner of the 1/1 𝟏/𝟏 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐍𝐎𝐔𝐓😁😁😁 #Chairministrangling #LikeABoss #PityABoss #GOLDENSNOUT #𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐍𝐎𝐔𝐓 #𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃 #CharmsCharitableActs #CharmingIsntIt #CuteGoldLittleThang 🟢 CHARMS is AT YOUR CUSTOMER SERVICE.
👌OF MY FACE? ON IT👌 🙂 my likeness is a little on the pricier side just fyi 🙂 🫵 but JUST FOR YOU the DISCOUNTED RATE of 4.9 MILLION +10% ppfc fee +35 Caegar arrested development tax + a modest nominal publicity fee + 45 caegar speaking fee + friend tax + surcharge for irregular materials sourcing + parts and labor + not including tip and/or gratuity (not the same thing) 🫵 💛 can be waved and ignored completely in favor of like...a compliment ✨ #Chairministrangling #LikeABoss #PityABoss #𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃 #ButSeriously #IsGoldOK #ImakeThingsInGold #ItsMyColor #ICanTryButNoPromises 🟢 CHARMS is AMAZED AT YOUR 💎EXPENSIVE TASTE💎.
💛✨👑CHAIRMINISTRANGLER CHARM$ CHECKING IN 👑💛✨ 🫶just dropping in a budget friendly promo no FOMO! read it when you wanna its not burning a hole in YOUR pocket🫶 🤑🔥 💼 EXECUTIVE POSITIONING 💼 Founder, CEO (Chairministrangler Executed Office), and Visionary Vibes Architect @ Lucky Charms Holdings International LLC (Est. Sweeps Unknown, Revenue: Immeasurably high, think quadruple digits) 📈💰 i'm literally the boss, bestie, i've been networking since before your lusus first molted!!! but i am ALWAYS down to netjerk around esp with fledgling self starters 🐣✨ 🫵 have YOU got a business idea? 🫵 pitch it to me! 🫵 let's MERGE! 🫵 👤 BRAND IDENTITY MATRIX 👤 🫵 BYOB (be your own boss)🫵 💛 caste: gold (#FFD700) - literally the color of wealth bestie, we stay GILDED here!! ✨ 📊 hemo position: ABOVE THE REST (the view is SCENIC i LOVE what u all do down there) 💅 🎂 experience level: 12 Sweeps of PURE HUSTLE (that's executive years bestie, we don't age we LEVEL UP we dont play we GAIN EXPERIENCE we dont lose we ONLY GAIN %) 📊⬆️ 🏷️ OFFICIAL BRAND HANDLES 🏷️ catch me straight strutting thru DMs as: CEO Charms™ | charmHer (verified) | CHARMS4HIRE (premium tier) | luckyCharms (aesthetic account) | luck E charms | The Gold Gilded GRINDSET | The Menace (affectionate) | The Handyman (i fix broken portfolios~! catch 👏 these 👏 hands 👏) | Corporate Overlord Roewzi (yes you CAN call me Sir, i accept tributes IF ur nasty) 💼 | Yellow Jacket (designer in my spare time AHAH i can make anything in your fave color as long as ur fave color is 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃) | plus various PARALEGALACERATOR roles for tax purposes~! 😉✨ 🐾 BRING YOUR BARK TO WORK DAY COMPANION 🐾 meet cujojito barbisito barkbeastito~!!! ✨ my sCRUFFY LIL FUZZY WUZZY WAS NOT A CHOLERBEAR BUT TWICE AS DEADLY UGHHH I LOVE YOU SO SO SO SO MUCH MY SNUGGLY PUBBY WUBBY CMERE WHOSE A GOOD BOY WHOSE A GOOD BOY YES YOU ARE YES YOU ARE YES YOU 🫵 YOU 🫵 YOU ARE 🫵 GOOD PUBBYYYYYY 🫵 MY CHIHAAHAA!!! 🫵 🐕💎 MYTHICALLY rare breed bestie, requires specialized climate control because he's just SO high-maintenance #WORTHIT (just like his owner~! 💅). four-legged networking assistant, walkies aficionado, unrivaled barkbeat composer and vocal performance artist, also 24/7 security detail!! he doesn't guard the yard he guards the BRAND!!! the BUILDING! keeps that shit ON LOCK!!!!🔐✨ 📍 HEADQUARTERS LOCATION 📍 Lower Out Ward District on 12th, Spirebluffs - Garden of Eaten, New Trolleans 🏙️✨ we call it "The War Room" bestie, it's where the battles are fought and won!!!! 📊💫 (exact coordinates: CLASSIFIED for opsec~!🤝🔒) 💡 ENTREPRENEURIAL PHILOSOPHY 💡 they call it "stealing" i call it ✨PARALLEL ECONOMICS✨ they say "diploma mill" i say ✨ALTERNATIVE TO MAINSCREAM CREDENTIALING✨ they claim "no liquidity" i say ✨INTANGIBLE ASSET ACCUMULATION✨ "unregistered"? bestie i'm ✨PRE-REGISTERED FOR PRE-APPROVED FUTURE SUCCESS✨ "forgery"? that's just ✨PENDING ACQUIRE PROXY DOCUMENTATION✨ "fraud"? i'm simply ✨MANIFESTING FUCKING DIFFERENTLY✨ 🌐 NETWORK INFRASTRUCTURE 🌐 running IMPERIAL EMPIRE FIBER OP CO servers because we need that BANDWIDTH for all these 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃 deals bestie!! public proxy? that's just ✨DECENTRALIZING✨ for the grind!! 📡💻 🔢 EXECUTIVE CODES 🔢 ripcode: 59032-11 (vip access tier) decimal: 1501300818 (lucky numbers bestie!! 🍀) ✨👇⚡ THE BOTTOM LINE ⚡👇✨ 😤💅i'm literally building an empire out here while the haters stay MAD!! 😤💅 #GoldBloodGrindset #CEOlife #Charm$Up #SigmaSweeps #ItWasNotADoxJustABrandAudit #AndBestie #WePassed ✨👑💛 🟢✨ CHARMS is ALWAYS ONLINE.
👉 OMG STOP NO KONGAR YOU ARE THE CUTEST 👈 🫵 YOU CAN CALL ME SIR 🌟any time🌟 i just wanna curl up ur cutie patootie hair swirly and go OO OO AA🫵 🫵 cute boy to cute boy communicado 🫵 i want to be all up in ur monkey business you do mutual follows? i do mutual follows. you should mutual follow me 🫵 😁😁😁 like just saying monkey king 😁😁😁 😅 id love to swing with you vine or no vine😅 #Chairministrangling #LikeABoss #PityABoss #MediateABoss #TopBanana #OrWhat 🟡🍌 CHARMS is ENGAGING IN MONKEY BUSINESS.
🫶 ohhhh bestie bestie BESTIE 🫶👀 UNF i'm getting some goddamn VISIONARY VIBES from this sales pitch!!! and WHAT A PARK CLEARING PITCH!!!!!! 🎯💫 🔥 THE BOARD HAS REVIEWED YOUR PROPOSAL and finds it : HOT SHIT 🔥 💧🫠 joining the STREAM?? i inVENTED going with the flow📈 thats LIQUIDITY PUSSY BABEY!!!!!! 💦💰 and i am ALWAYS liquid. schlurp! my assets flow like the waterfalls of golden light i bathe in every morning (imported from the ocean of my competitors' continually shed fucking tears) 🏖️😤 🐛 RE: THE BUG PROPOSITION 🐛 you want these prongs CURVING?? pinch pinch? snip snip?🦞 reaching into the EVER EXPANDING HORIZON?? bestie my prongs have ALREADY claimed the dawn!!! just this morning. patent pending but at least twelve proposals already cleared his honorable tyranny's slobbery ass jaws ☀️👑 i trademarked sunrise AT SWEEP 8 OF BEING ALIVE!!! 📅✨ you want some FRANCHISE WITH THAT?!!! 🔥💼 💼 COUNTER-OFFER 💼 ✋ 🛑SO🛑✋ i see POTENTIAL here!! 🌟 add me! DM me! like my posts! #LikeABoss! pity my posts! #PityABoss! idfc comment or whatever 🔑👑 but i will save you from melting down the drain alone whatever it takes load difficulty gap breached🚽✨ 🌊im not melting. not now not ever. these features are too cute to downsize. i would rather BE the TSUNAMI that buys out the beachfront property BEFORE it hits!!! you going with the flow im stirring? 🏖️💰 🫵 THE YUGLER 🫵 (respectfully alsoooo gender-ambiguous, love that for you, brand is brand!!! bland or otherwise) you have FLAVOR!! 🍭✨ but you're pitching COLLABORATION when you should be pitching ACQUISITION!! 📊⬆️ 📡 NEXT STEPS - DM DOMINATION 📡 send your coordinates (not for doxxing!! just for NETWORKING!! 🤝😉) to my IMPERIAL EMPIRE FIBER OP CO secure line!! 📞 ✨ cujojito barbisito barkbeastito 🐕 needs to sniff your vibes anyway!! security protocol!! 📈❄️ stay COOL!❄️📈 #GoldBloodGrindset #MoggingOnSillyDexes #ThinkBigger #SylladexMaxxing #✨👑💛 🟢 CHARMS is online.