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novw i wvant to ask a vwery important question to all the cool cats on Chittr. its time for a #poll WVhat is the 8est place to finish vwhen you're doing the horizontal mam8o wvith your honey? ❤️ = Nook ♠️ = Ass ♦️ = Mouth ♣️ = Pail rechit = 8ody (face/8ack/tits etc) comment = other
ᴹX3 omg !!! h! !!! * does a cartwheel * !!!!!!!
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ᴹ:( what does !t mean !f my mo!ra!l says !!! !'m " lucky " !'m pretty ??? after we shotgun ??? ! thought we were both hav!ng fun ... & also ! don't see what my looks have to do w!th anyth!ng ...
ᴹ;P scyther !!!
um suddenly it seems to be scyther!
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Scyther, I am told.
Scyther I guess/
O8viously, Scyther.
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going to have to go with scyther.
scyther
i fuck with you heavy dude
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slaking i'D put slaking in there obviously
Your name is SWEETY TREATS, and everyone loves you. You work the bounty hunting side of legislaceration - with none other than your darling moirail by your side - hunting people down with ruthless efficiency. Your specialty in that regard lies in subsequently torturing the successfully captured indviduals for information, to better track down the rest of their network. While you may have a slightly grizzly night job, you are also extremely friendly! You greet all trolls with an exaggerated smile, always have something nice to say, and never let on how much you inherently disrespect all other living people... Because you're a real sweetie. People tend to see you as a little bit of a ditz! A friendly, slightly airheaded harmless little guy who's just so goddamn adorable. While this is, of course, an intentionally curated impression - you've run the numbers, it's only practical - it chafes at you quite a bit. You like candy, more candy, and pastries. You also like cool shark facts, mortuary sciences, and vaping, and you harbor a secret soft spot for Fiduspawn TCG. You have a complicated relationship with the concept of femininity. Your strife specibus (daggerkind) is a multi-tooled pocket knife that you like to fidget with when your hands are idle. GA: ᴹ:P you beg!n every message w!th !!! a relevant emot!con !!! that !ncludes your horns & !nd!cates the tone of your speech !!! GA: ᴹ:D these are mostly sm!les because you are a very enthus!ast!c person haha . GA: ᴹ:) & , you also l!ke to give your punctuat!on room to breathe !!! wh!ch !s only underst&able !!! cons!der!ng how hard !t would be !!! to actually use shoutpoles for the!r !ntended purpose otherwise !!!!!!! You also share a lot of things in common with your long-dead ancestor, FILIGREE HALLOWEN, ESQ., also known as TRYCKS TREATS.
ᴹ>:( !T ASKED FOR NO P!CKLES !!!
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(( it just might be time for a godtier Monroe account to start rearing its ugly head (I say this while steepling my fingers for dramatic effect)
A round of applause for pet play and all the good dogs out there.
Of cOUrsE mEssIAhs gUIdE yOU
ughhhhhh energy drained moonlight is killing me tonight with this migraine #slaughteredviamoonlight #violence
#gore #cw-mental-health bullshit type of rant #randomthoughts that no one’s gotta read too far into lmfao sometimes you need to lay in the sparse grass, dirt far too hard in its compacted plate beneath you while you just let go and breathe despite that sink into the infertile soil and stare at the moons above and wonder why she stares back with a look drenched in acid, one that could dissolve you with the light she shines upon your frame yet you know exactly why and still, you feel pity for yourself as your body tries to become one with below, anything other than stagnating in the nothingness you’re stuck with because stagnating and rotting away would at least be doing *something*
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ᴹ:O pumpk!n sp!ce lattes are !!! back !n season !!!
milked from the dark cow. pasteurized in a cauldron. ran by witches. ☠︎︎
they tortured the beans before concocting the evilest of leches. in the shadowrealm. tested by the horrorterrors themselves. ☠︎︎
So true.
