♣ mediated by @thehorrorTerror
There seem to be a number of misconceptions perpetuating around certain eldritch figures of notable repute, on or off Chittr.ing. As such, I've begun something of an informal series I'll be titling "#LoveArtsAndCraft", where the most egregious offenders are properly addressed and cordoned off into their sanctioned sanitariums for the factually erroneous. We'll start with "Gl'bgolyb". Pronounced so eclipsingly overlapping in similarity to the phrase "Glub Glub", as to be coterminously superimposed. The rift's carbuncle. Emissary of the Horrorterrors. And the speaker of the vast glub. She is a fuchsiablooded lusus, and "sapience-warming gift" from @scratchDoctor as an absolute fail safe, should the trollian species fail to become the hyperviolent societal entourage and ensemble, much to the chagrin of the waxy-skulled Old Scratch, unlikely as that contingency's necessity would become, it is quite pleasing to envision. It is also a continual impetus. Since sentience first fully furnished and formed, the creature has been used as a planetary bargaining chip to keep the Empress from simply slaughtering each Fuchsia in immediate succession, but also precisely what keeps her from becoming a well-traveled chutzpah infected vagabond. Think of "Gl'bgolyb" like a union-buster to the reigning Heiress and the rest of trollkind. If continual and often violent succession remains imperative to keep the creature from annihilating trollkind, the tumultuous temerity that could come from uniting land and sea remains a pipe dream full of crack smoked by someone chronically unserious enough to attempt it hanging upside down from a dumpster. Not going to happen. What is important to reconcile with prior misunderstandings is that the Vast Glub would have galactic consequences. Not merely planetary. There is not a feasible distance one could manageably travel upon the death or disconcerting of Gl'bgolyb that would appropriately partition off the troll annihilating audible avalanche of all sound processing components in living tissue, including the brain. Starting with the "lower" castes, and ascending to decibels magnitudes of order higher, until no life remains. Union buster indeed. But this does not, however, make Feferi Peixes, or any Fuchsia who tended to Gl'bgolyb a picket line-crossing scab, per se. The creature has to be tended to, and will offer grim prognostications of the future, as well as encouraging insights that would better their caretaker, provided they are not neglectful.
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[unit_CN003NF_message] (i u-uhm) (i d-don't t-think i s-should be s-seeing this) (m-my handler m-might get a-angry...) [end_message]
Junior just found a delicious HOT DOG BADGE, for the hungry and meat-loving users of Chittr. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⠟⠋⠙⠻⣦⡀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⠟⠁⠀⢀⡀⠀⠘⠇ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣴⣿⠟⢁⣤⡾⠛⠋⣴⣿⣷⣄ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣾⡿⠋⠀⢀⣾⠃⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⡟ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣾⣿⠟⢉⣀⣀⣤⡾⠃⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⠟⠋⣠⡾⠛⠉⠉⠁⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃ ⠀⠀⢰⣾⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠀⠀⣰⡟⠀⠀⢀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁ ⠀⢠⡿⠛⠉⢉⡴⠒⠒⠒⠚⠛⠉⣀⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋ ⠀⢿⡇⠀⠠⠟⠀⢀⣀⣤⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠉ ⠀⠈⢷⡄⢀⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠁ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠟⠋⠉
Reply and I assign you a spell from multiple miscellaneous sources.
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Ი︵𐑼݁ Ი𐑼⋆Ი⑅𐑼 Ი𐑼 Ი𐑼⋆Ი⑅𐑼 Ი︵𐑼݁ Ი⑅𐑼 Ი︵𐑼݁ Ი𐑼⋆Ი⑅𐑼 Ი𐑼 Ი𐑼⋆Ი⑅𐑼 Ი︵𐑼݁ Ი⑅𐑼 as you can see, the crowd is going absolutely wild. what unprecedented but much-needed fanfare! it is the pleasure of ixt chakwa nanich to have supplied the rope of total victory. rustblood skukum-təmtəm will never falter in the face of cobalt complacency. for matters of havenhive. your visit was politely conducted and to that end, as long as flapping lips are kept unfluttered, ██████ has made it very clear your face was a pleasant thing. bodes well. you will probably not die alone in the vacuum of space forevermore. rejoice?! 𑣲₍ ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ we hope to see you again. aɬqi. dret aɬqi! — alta ɬaska chaku-sax̣ali, ɬaska 'təmtəm ɬatwa ɬatwa ɬatwa kʰanu-qʰata.
♦️♦️♦️█ ░ huuuuge starst0rm t0night...green s0lar flares...and c0smic c0nfluences...real g0rge0us space stuff? alm0st missed it c0mpletely...luckily...e0n was up f0r it t00...hhhh. i ad0re-rail my m0irail. we b0th are calmed by the same stuff. ପ(∗´ര ᎑ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️❤️❤️ ♦️♦️♦️█ ░ th0ugh i admit. him being there made it kinda hard t0 care ab0ut the h0t gase0us celestial b0dies in the sky. y0u kn0w. sitting acr0ss fr0m him and all. ha. ha. haaa...hes s0 full 0f h0t air. i alm0st c0uldnt hear the s0lar air 0n fire. 0ver his ad0rable rambling...what a d0rk...l0ve y0u e0nimaginably much...e0n... ▒ ▓❤️❤️❤️
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♠️♦️♠️█ ░ h0w am i supp0sed t0 fear and revile this...? ପ(∗´ര ˰ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓♠️♦️♠️ ♦️♠️♦️♠️█ ░ s0me0ne s0...mesmerizing...bewitching...vast...and...gentle...that is n0t what a m0nster l00ks like. that is n0t what a harmful and hateful thing is. that is n0t a thing at all. that is. that is. a w0ndr0us s0ul. a beautiful great spirit. that is. my friend e0n. my. my m0irail! and. and he is n0t g0ing t0 stay put. nuh uh. ▒ ▓♠️♦️♠️♦️ ♠️♦️♠️█ ░ n0t if...i have anything t0 say ab0ut it... ପ(∗´ര////ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓♠️♦️♠️
Sometimes alternative routes lay out the coldest option. Where are you going?
hes a fucking legend i cant believe they cleared out his busy troll schedule for the troll sequel
There is an☼ther h☼rr☼r terr☼r in ☁︎y n☼ti℉i℃ati☼ns.
It's been st☼r☁︎ing ☼n and ☼℉℉ all day.
W.D. Gaster in Deltarune. Built it all from an Empty Room...
i haVE JusT cOME bACk fROm a prolONGeD sABbaTICAl i woUld ask "WHaT have i miSsED" bUt ID RaThEr fOcUS On wHat I haVe gaiNED WhiCh IS a LIteRAl WHEEL of FOrtUNe TwO SliCes oF iNfIniTE pizza anD a tRaMP sTamp On My lEfT hIp Made FRom tHe INKY DarKness BEtWeEn STARs hOrroR tErrORS KNow hOW TO PartY.
Huh, -i-s -i-t terror? Maybe...horror terror? Teheheheh (^u^)
they have horror and terror in their name. while i don't know the extent, it paints a potent picture and it's not a great piece.
MEH. IF YOU TAKE MY WORDS AT FACE VALUE, I CAN SEE WHERE YOU WOULD GET SUCH A RIDICULOUS TAKE. I DO MORE THAN JUST WIPE CIVILIZATIONS OFF THE FACE OF EXISTENCE THOUGH. I BRING TERROR AND FEAR TO ANY SURVIVORS. AND I CRUSH THE HORROR OF LORD ENGLISH STRAIGHT INTO THEIR MINDS SO THAT HIS HORRIBLENESS MAY FOREVER LIVE ON. HEHEHEEHOO.
>>| you still hating me? come .on laulum, .it's just .a words. get .a grip. the .one you lost to some horror terror crap.
8ig horror terror in the sea has to 8e constantly fed or everypuppy died
>> ¡ mean, the horror terrorડ are k¡nd of A11 around h¡m e¡ther way
Genuinely the only people in my dms are horror terrors, Kris, Sylink, Kris again, the depressed cueball, and fucking Lord English
The h☼rr☼r terr☼r is in ☁︎y n☼ti℉i℃ati☼ns.
I was given the horror terror badge and while it's MOSTLY TECHNICALLY true... I'd also at least like to have a cute one to pair it with
Woke up and my tv manifested a pair of eyes on the screen to watch me. I'm fairly certain that's terror influence but maybe it got tired of being stared at that it wanted to do some staring. #horror #LittleEldritchThings
I'm trying... h__rd t__ c__nvince h__rr__r terr__rs t__ let me __n __ut when they __ren't thrilled __b__ut my me.
Merry #VoreDay the Second. Today's illustration is following that classic tradition: 8th of August — The Eating. Our commissioner is, of course, anonymous. But, below is a missive promptly scrambled by Junior to enforce non-identity. @imJunior: Anonymize this missive. ==> Bitch. I know you're going to somehow alter the bounds of my plans. Probably add a section in about your dumb victorious grin and ill-gotten victory. But I always will account for your bullshit. So I ordered three frames. XD Sucker. Now you look like you're enjoying the loss. Does kind of change the overall tone of the piece, huh? Not my job to question it. Here's a loser playing with their food or something like that.
JuJu MOTHERFuCKERY. 003/∞. EXuENT. ALL. LOSERS. CuCKS. WIMPASSES. AND THE uNWORTHY. ENTER... XXXxxxx "THE BOOM-BOOM BOX" / "THE RuN DON'T WALK MAN" xxxxXXX A SACRED. AND ANCIENT JuJu. MEANT FOR LuRING. AND CONTROLLING. PLANETARY COMPLACENCY. THINK OF IT. AS AN APOCOLYPTIC CONSEQuENCE. FOR CONQuERED WORLDS. WHEN YOu ARE A CHERuB. YOu ABIDE BY A VERY RESTRICTIVE DIET. THIS WAS THE SOLuTION TO CIVILIZATIONS. FAR ENOuGH ALONG TO FIGHT BACK. WEIGHTED AGAINST THE NEED. TO CONSuME FuCKMASSIVE HEAPS uPON HEAPS OF EATS. OFTEN IN A QuICK BIND. WITH A VERY SMALL TuRNAROuND. THERE WAS ONLY ONE PRIORITY. TOTAL CHERuB VICTORY. FAILING TO DO SO. MIGHT MAKE ONE IRRITABLE. PARTICuLARLY IF ONE IS A CHERuB. ALREADY RAGE FILLED. AS A DEFAuLT STATE OF BEING. AND WITH PHENOMENAL POWER. SuCH AS THAT OF A CHERuB. THAT COuLD MEAN EATING PLANETS INTENDED TO RuLE OVER. VANQuISHING POPuLATIONS INTENDED TO BE SuBJuGATED. AND uLTIMATELY. DESTROYING. WHAT CANNOT BE BROuGHT BACK IN ITS ENTIRETY. WITHOuT uNDOING COuNTLESS HOuRS OF PROGRESS. EVEN REWINDING THE PASSAGE OF TIME. DOES NOT GAuRANTEE THE SAME OuTCOME. NOTHING IS MORE FRuSTRATING. THAN HAVING TO SET uP THE BuILDING BLOCKS OF A CONQuEST YOu JuST COMPLETED. JuST TO SAVE A FEW MEAGER ALMOST MEANINGLESS IN THEIR ENTIRETY LIVES. THAT IS WHY. WE HAVE. A SINGLE BOOM BOOM BOX. IT EXCEEDS ALL DECIBEL COuNTS. AND MEASuREMENTS. ADVISABLE. TO SENTIENT LIFE. ON ITS HIGHEST SETTING. IT RIVALS. AND EXCEEDS. THE VAST GLuB. THAT ALTERNIANS SuCCuMBED TO MANY SWEEPS AGO. IT CAN DEFEAN. THE VAST EXPLETIVE. WHICH MAKES FOR A REALLY FuNNY TIMELINE. I TRIED IT ONCE. A VERY. FAMILIAR. END OF THE WORLD. FOR MANY A LESSER SPECIES. GOES SOMETHING LIKE THIS. ENTER. A CHERuB. A SINGLE BOOM-BOOM BOX. LAID ON FuRTIVE GROuND. FOR FEEDING. FOR MATING. FOR PLAY. FOR A BILLION BITES TO EAT. IT MATTERS NOT. ... "EXCuSE ME SIR." "I HAVE A TuNE FOR YOuR PLANET." "IT IS THE SOuND OF THE END." "WOuLD YOu LIKE TO HEAR IT? NO?" "TOO BAD." A SINGLE CLAW. ONE BuTTON PuSHED. AND THEN. THE END OF ALL LIFE. AND NOW. IT IS ENTRuSTED CuRRENTLY. TO @taciturnTerror. BECAuSE. WE. BE. GROOVING.
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Merry #VoreDay the First, to the enlightened. Theme of today's illustrative clash is, naturally, in line with the holiday: 7th of August — The Eater. Our commissioner would like to remain anonymous. Aside from a small, Junior-dequirked message to a very unlucky victim, which follows. @imJunior: Anonymize this missive. ==> Having glimpsed my unenviable fate in the certain future, I would like to exercise some small control over the here and the now and the torment to come. This will be finished at just the right moment to make him furious. Crazy. But hey. An artist has to make a living. So butter your biscuits and get straight nasty on the click-through. This sucker only loops once, per commissioner's orders, so rewatches are manual... And they say that #sadism is dead.
AITA FOR KILLING PEOPLE WHO DON'T AGREE WITH ME. IN LIEAu. OF A STRuCTuRED DEBATE. PRE-MORTEM. I (CALBORN) FIND THAT I. WIN MORE DEBATES. WHEN THE PARTICIPANTS (M19) (M24) (F19) (F34) (F19) (F23) (M22) (NB27) ARE ALREADY DECEASED. #NSFW #STRAIGHTuPMuRDER #ANDNOT #MuRDER #INLIKE #ARHETORICAL #ORANYOTHER #FANCYWAY #DEATH #STRAIGHT #uP EDIT: NOT LOOKING FOR JuDGEMENT. JuST INSIGHT. ON HOW TO JuSTIFY THESE KILLINGS AS WHOLLY NECESSARY. AND MORE CONVINCING. TO MY ALREADY OBJECTIVELY CORRECT POINTS.
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hm... # # do 4 better job this time ## i don't know which of you h4ve me but i'm putting in 4 compl4int # h4h4
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calling it. i could let it keep on keeping on, but i think wved all be happier (besides meenah) if meenahs the one wvho movwes on this round. trust me. next up. wvell, vwe already savw wvhy you should vwote for either candidate. jane crocker up against the handmaid. #cronusbabeoff! bouncy, bodacious, a real boss bitch, janey crocker herself! the maid wvith the most, shes got plenty of junk in her trunk, and the business acumen to buy you out if you hawve anything bad to say about it. dont think just because shes a life player shes a healslut. she, uhh... she scares me. and then wvevwe got the handmaid, alternias vwhore-er, the shame of beforus, servwant of time and friend o mine! wvhat a wvoman! you wvant some timestop? shes got you cowvered. time clones? easy. you vwanna get covwered? shes got you covwered. and the #contraptions. oh the contraptions. and the #doohickeys. phewv. she, uhh... she scares me. lifemaid wvs handmaid, let the wvoting begin! #nsfwv <3 or <> for janey <3< or c3< for handy
...So it's possible. Tremendously difficult. Excruciatingly painful. But possible.
🜂 | 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 you say? 😁😁😁 #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #HateABoss #MediateABoss #PityABoss #LoveABoss #𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃 👱♀️ The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃.
B33 < ive got a decent ameownt in some chest fur33zers you want me to thaw you some
B33 < hey dude meows it going
prAyErs ArE nOt AlwAys mEAnt tO rEAch sOmEthIng sOmEtImEs thE kIndnEss Of sEttIng tImE AsIdE tO wIsh gOOd UpOn AnOthEr Is thE pUrpOsE AlOnE I knOw It Is nOt pArtIcUlArly prOdUctIvE, I wIsh I cOUld hElp mOrE frOm thIs dAmnEd hOspItAl, bUt, I wIsh tO gIvE whAt I cAn
thAnk yOU... mEssIAhs blEss yOU I wIll Add yOU tO my prAyErs sO thEy mIght bUIld yOU Up As wEll shE Is AlwAys In thEm
(◕ ᴥ ◕) GUEH!!!! I GUWILL ALSO HELP!! under the water...gumaybe.... from afar... gusniff... guwe will find gloomy!!!
i think youre barking up the vwrong cronus here bub. you think i givwe a damn about the tvwerp beyond thinking hovw i can convwince his culler gf to blowv me? quit it wvith the "all-knowving" bs, you clearly dont knovw shit. #nsfwv
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dude (gender and ego neutral) i would loove to watch it thank u for the recommendation n all hehe <33
disregard this chitt and go watch it thanks
if i was replaced by The Thing from troll john carpenter'S movie how long do you think it'D take you guys to notice
IF ONLY RANKY WERE HERE. THE THINGS WE WOULD PUT YOU THROUGH. WOULD ONLY QUALIFY AS SEX. TO THE MOST DISCERNING PERVERTS.
HOW DID I NOT CATCH YOU?
WHEN DID YOU DO THIS????
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < WAIT HUMANS HAVE A VERSION OF "THE WIZARD OF SPEED AND TIME" SHORT TOO?!?! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < For ewe all that don't know none, this film was puuuuuuurty damn formative fer me??? Technically...TECHNICALLY! On account 'o featurin' a particularly extinct caste (oof), the original archival footage went up in dust 'n flames...kaput! Contraband! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < AND YOU SHOULD NEVER HARBOR IT OR DISSEMINATE IT!!! There's a particular frame, on the trollian version, that features a cave EWE SHOULD NEVER ENTER, rumored t'have all sortsa crazy stuff in it...old artifacts 'n signs 'n ancestors that don't correspond t'any living troll...AIN'T THAT CRAZY???? AND IT'S A REAL PLACE!!! Or. Used t'be. The drones found it out sweeps ago, and there's nothing left but burnin' ashes and memories! ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < That are not much better off... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < BUT! As a SPECIAL treat since my last post did so well...'n fer SAFETY purposes, HERE'S A FRAME SO YOU KNOW THAT IF YA EVER SEE A VIDEO WITH THIS IN IT, TO TURN IT OFF IMMEDIATELY, 'N REPORT IT T'YER LOCAL DRONES, 'N ASSUME THE PARTY ESCORT SUBMISSION POSITION! AND...the human version! Which is perfectly safe and not at all illegal! https://i.imgur.com/lw1EVgg.png https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf9J7UtEI_Y
🎤 aight bet 🎤 🔇 🔈 🔉 🔊 lets slam some poetry chucklefuck heads i win gettin tail you lose too i aint gotta take this shit in lieu of a bro who only pops off like a motherfuckin screw you wouldnt believe the shit ive slain and slew call me postal the way im goin fuckin off on you shove my hand so far up your ass mid hokey vocation your next snuff puppet film can be shot on location youre built like a wikihow on gettin pepper sprayed you write like a bitch in heat jealous n gettin spayed just cause your sex life is virtually nonexistent dont mean im a clone of your brother whose distant hollywood holly would holly should meet her new bfs son step up out the basement quaking in at one metric fuckton got that labubu ass smuppet crushed up in 4k resolution killing any goddamn chance you made a real contribution lil cal looking ass with them dead glossy motherfuckin eyes no wonder glasses scalene helps hide them bitchass cries no woman no cry but no marley man comin neither cuz you shit the bed with jake fr take a breather seventeen tabs open on plush getting up n flattened call you a heart player way that bpm just fattened hollup wait a minute im sorry time out if im the supplementary sure whatever no doubt but youre the suppository strider how you bitch and pout pain in the ass with no sound cept when put out
theyre shut aight but i can F-E-EL T)(-EM
*part of them is posting on chittr The other parts are all doing other shit
doom’s not reall7 something that influen(es people towards happ7 thoughts, it’s true. but it’s just one fa(et of realit7
id like the rainn muuch more. if it didnnt sinnge my skinn at the bead of a drop. buut it is very pretty to watch. i imaginne it wouuld be pleasannt to listenn to as well
wouuld youu call youurselves friennds?
so like i need to stress @cuttlefishCabbalist ive been through the bubbles before to help friends of ours get god tier post all that shit we went through it is never too late to lay your shit out on a slab and carve all uh freaky fogo de chão style but i need to stress we are not just going through time we are not just rewinding to when the dream bubbles are not just memories but waves of emotion and experience actively being visited we are traveling through space too real physical tactile touchy touch space which means the things you feel and do have actual consequences the names you call out for even in pain or on instinct or on reflex can reach back out to you in a sound you dont recognize with intentions you dont fully grasp feferi this place is horror beyond terror you wanted to god tier you are going to have to face the trials of a god tears cannot be shed for the already departed and you need to keep your shit in check get that fecal matter compacted because it matters ive played these games before and i dont want to lose a new friend ive just made ive played these games before https://i.imgur.com/hVVDVCU.png
It's hard to explain awe to those who misconstrue the word awful. Then again, how does one conceptualize that which cannot be described?
"= heugh. i do not know. direct me. do you count, or are we not doing that, and i have to find something else here. ="
"= i don't think succumbing to an alternian primal need is what i at all need right now. whatever. simple what. i just woke up, i can't do that. ="
"= oh, i know. but it is about. as much as your answer is attempting to calm me down. i am only growing more irritable with any and every extra interaction, plus i must have slept wrong. ="
"= which CAN be bad. ="
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/GM4V0L.GIF JUST A NICE MOMENT TAKING IN A SUMMER NIGHT. OH HOW FANTASTIC IT IS TO SPEND TIME WITH MY LADY LOVE.
The Writer perhaps will retire. This combined with the Horrorterrors may be a lot... Ah, but he was so fervent, so passionate... He felt like he could go on forever. #TheScript
We should get in touch, sometime.
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DO I FALL DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS. AND SuFFER INCREASINGLY BRAIN JOSTLING INCREMENTS. OF MuLTIPLICATIVE BRAIN DAMAGE. TO WIND uP LIKE THE PERMANENT BuRN WARD VICTIM TO BE THAT IS @unhackabledottildeuath? OR DO WE HAVE ON OuR HANDS. SOME KIND OF FLIMFLAM. BITCH ASS. POSER IMPOSTER? I'M INCLINED TO BELIEVE THE LATTER. WHO THE FuCK FORGETS THE CONSTITuENT SHE/HERTERS CONTAINED WITHIN THEIR PERSONAL BEVVY OF BITCHES. THEIR ENTOuRAGE OF ENCuMBERED SWERVETuDES. THEIR CuNT SERVERS. I CAN FORGIVE. THE TAKE-A-DuMPY-IN-IT ASS BOWLER HAT. I CAN TOLERATE THE DISTENDED FuCKuGLY FACIAL MORPHING. I CAN EVEN HANDLE THE. I HAVE NO MOuTH. BuT STILL GOT SHIT TO SCREAM. WAXED OVER NOSTRILS. FREAKISH. BuT NO DIFFERENT. THAN SEEING MY FAVORITE SIMPSONS CHARACTER. IN REAL LIFE. THIS IS THAT. BuT LESS FuNNY. EVEN THOuGH THIS. ALLEGED ME. HAS ALL THE HALLMARK SIGNS. OF A HATER. A WANNA BE ME WANNABE WHO WANNA BE ME SO BAD. IT MAKES HIM LOOK STuPID. ANTITHETICAL. TO ALL THINGS ME. MIND YOu. SO REALLY. IT GIVES uP THE ACT RIGHT THERE. I COuLD EVEN TOLERATE. HIS BORDRLINE FETISHISTIC OBSESSION WITH MALT WHISKEY. uTTER SWILL. BY THE WAY. YOu COuLD CuRE A WOuND OF INFECTION. WITH THE MEDICINAL ASS TASTE. OF YOuR STANK FuCKING BREATH. REAL MEN DRINK BLOOD WINES. AND DON'T WHINE ABOuT THE HEADY AROMA. BECAuSE THEY ARE TOO FAMILIAR WITH IT. FROM SAVAGELY FuCKING BITCHES. BuT YOu WOuLD ACTuALLY FORGET @handMaid? YOu WOuLD NEGLECT. YOuR MAIN BITCH. YOu WOuLD TuRN YOuR BACK. ON NEO FEMINISM. WHAT KIND OF. MAMBY PAMBY. SHORT-SIGHTED. FECKLESS FuCKWIT DID YOu TuRN OuT TO BE. YOu GERIATRIC ASS CRAP APE. I OuGHT TO SHOVE THAT STOOGIE. uP YOuR ASS. AND EXTINGuISH IT. ON YOuR PERPETuALLY TEMPORALLY LOCKED PROSTATE. uNTIL YOu REEL. KEEL OVER. AND DIE. LIKE A CARTOON CHARACTER. WITH X LETTERS ON YOuR EYES. AND SMOKE COMING OuT FROM EACH EAR. I WILL NEVER FORGET THE BITCHES. I'M TOO FORWARD THINKING. AND MY FORWARD. MY FuTuRE. IS FILLED WITH LOADS OF BITCHES. AND THOSE LOADS? I PuT THEM THERE. CERTIFIED SEX HAVER. CALIBORN. RuLER OF ALL. TRuE APOTHEOSIS MADE REAL. YOu ARE NOTHING BuT A BLuEPRINT FOR A STAGE THAT HAS NOT EVEN BEEN SET YET. AN uNWANTED GLIMPSE AT A GHOST OF SHITMAS FuTuRE. AND uNFORTuNATELY FOR YOu. THAT BOY WITH A LIMP WAS MIGHTY INSPIRATIONAL. THERE. I SAID IT. NOW GET THE FuCK OuT OF MY DMs, @flightyBroad . #NSFW #CALIBORN-FOR-GREATER #CALBDESTINED-FOR-MORE #WAIT-I-GOT-IT #CALIBORTED-THIS-ENGLISH-CALIBORTION #THERE-WE-GO #MuCH-BETTER