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sEeInG A MoThErFuCkEr yOu hAtE LiViNg yEr fUcKiNg dReAm wIlL ReAlLy gEt yOuR JuIcE CoLd pReSsEd.
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call me a masseuse the way my hands can work magic on yo shit man
▲course we do, theres plenty about us handling slurry or whatever▼ ▲though ive kinda been liking human lesbian slurs more lately▼
>> ¡ keep be¡n ડ1eepy And keep th¡nkng Hmm oh yeડ ¡ w¡11 take a nap But then? The nap never comeડ.
tHeY DoN'T StInK, yOu iNtO ThAt tOo? WhY YoU KeEp rEjEcTiNg a mOtHeRfUcKeR? uUuUh bRoThA I JuSt fLiPpEd tHe lIkE ToRmEnT SwItCh yOu gIvInG YoU ThOsE LiGhTmArEs. LoT To fUcKiNg uNpAcK ThErE.
yEaH ... He iS. wHy i'm nOt lIkE ChEwInG OfF YeR FiNgErS Or wHaTeVeR. eH It's nOt tHe wOrSt sHiT In mY PaN I GoTtA DeAl wItH. ImMa gO TaKe a wAlK Or sOmEtHiNg. ThAnKs fOr wHaTeVeR ThE FuCk tHiS CoNvErSaTiOn wAs?
i wOn't sAy lIkE DoN'T PlAy iT BuT It dOeS DeStRoY YeR HoMe pLaNeT ... StIlL DoN'T KnOw fUcKiNg wHy. EhH I AiN'T SuRe wHaT It'lL Do bUt i dOn't tHiNk i wAnNa ... fUcKiNg hEaR It? YeAh, He's jUsT A LiL DuDe, ThE NiCeSt vErSiOn oF Me i tHiNk? tHaT'S ThE ThInG ThE MoRe i lIkE TaLk tO YoU, i dOn't kNoW If i wAnNa? YoU AiN'T HiM. yOu cAn't fUcKiNg fIgHt bAcK. wOuLdN'T FeEl aS GoOd ... oR FuCkInG GoOd aT AlL. uGh i hAtE ThIs tImElInE ShIt sO MuCh. I DoN'T EvEn tHiNk hE'D FiGhT BaCk iF I WaNtEd hIm dEaD. mAyBe tHaT'S JuSt a yOu tHiNg? He sAw mE As sOmEtHiNg sPeCiAl i gUeSs. AnD I DiDn't fUcKiNg wAnT HiM To? NoT ThAt vErSiOn oF HiM? i dOn't kNoW WhAt i wAnT MaN.
my dog just jumped up on my desk and took out like 4 of my mini figures in the process how rude
ITS NOT THE ANSWER IF YOU'RE STUPID! SO FOR YOU I GUESS IT ISNT.
I missss himero......... I feel like I haven't been double tapped in ssweepss...............
SIMPLE. THIS IS A QUESTION FOR ZYGOTES WHO HAVENT EVEN HATCHED YET. THE ANSWER IS AN ABSENT FATHER.
i'm absolutely terrible with riddles 'n' i Could only think of a loCk. i'm probably thinkin' too literally on the door part.
4 c01n 1dk!!!!!!!!!
꧁⎝ Such a fascinatin ting dat dea 'desperation' is. Sure a whore divin fa bulge can be entertainin but aft'a certain point Ah lose interest. #nsfw ⎠꧂
UHH.. A MIRROR?
bilLb0ard??
Idk the fucking ghost of Christmas past.
umm.. d1C3???
(ookies?
a,,, sPIDER?
nvm actually may8e it is a crying kind of light goodlight everypuppy