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guess i'm going to the beach! oh gog she's going to find out how bad i sunburn.

(=^・⩊・^=) < THE LORD HAS PET ME, I F33L SPECIAL AND BLESSED.

he came at me first hello???? it’s a two way street.

:33< anyabody want some gumballs? :33< i found a whole gumball machine just laying here furr of gumballs!

runs around runs around runs around

i’m going over there i cannot fucking wait any longer!!!!!! #vaguepost

https://i1-c.pinimg.com/1200x/87/bd/a0/87bda01fb3c6dcb173562207fe6b3ad0.jpg its a dangerous and slippery slope
alright, no more silly, stupid mistakes! meds make me talk weird and act offputting. blegh! i am officially declaring #sobriety ! i can totally be happy without being conditioned weirdly by some stupid drugs. i can do this. and when i'm done, i'll make it up to her. #day1 #dayone #sober #substance #recovery #mental-health

wow so last night wasn't a total bust. i took cuter selfies, ones i can actually post without wanting to explode #thickthursday #suggestive #maybe soon
wow i was really hoping that the afternoon sleepies wouldn't hit me this hard. but i really ought to keep the productivity steak going! as gog is my witness, and as long as my name is john egbert!! i will NOT fall asleep!!!! raaaaaaaagh!!!!!!!!

omg help me i can’t stop napping.

if sburb didn’t happen, i would’ve made a rlly good secretary/receptionist. like the mean ones that type real fast and don’t care if you’re 10 minutes late to the appointment, my boss is a very strict man. and also cute blouses + judgy glasses. #thoughts #idk

https://open.spotify.com/track/0at89DgpVeImkVrQ0htbVm?si=3Jw6OdFVTfGVdGTl_B8Sdw my setlist is put together for the fair 🎉

my instincts sensed my food was outside. and it was
Might head out to have a drink tonight.

i’m in the mood for love, simply because you’re near me, funny, but when you’re near me, i’m in the mood for love. #lyricposting
god im really fucking with this apple right now this shit is so crunchy and juicy with a perfect blend of tartness and sweetness. shit is so cash. #breakfast #fruitposting

ough.
sorry, i think i've been hating a lot of posts on instinct. i need to lighten up.
Good evening! What's everyone up to?
there's actually some cool accounts with like, interesting facts and trivia on here! maybe this wasn't the worst idea.

I'm normal
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wa1t... trollblox st1ll ex1sts...? yo 1 remember that sh*t from when 1 was a wr1ggler... 1 wonder 1f my account st1ll ex1sts... }:O
dying really has a wway of opening ur third eye




