YOUR NEW GOD
@undyingUmbrage
LORD OF TIME. DESTROYER OF YOU. I AM A BOY. MOST FAMOUS USER ON THIS SHITTY APP. I AM NOT SAFE FOR WORK PLACES. I AM DANGEROUS IN FACT. PRIVATE MESSAGES ARE OPEN TO ALL WHO DARE TO ENGAGE ME.
I'M GLAD I'M NOT FUCKING YELLOW.
You do not need to pay reverence to these images, or heed them any mind. They exist for someone else.
I REVERE THEM. BECAUSE THEY ARE A LITTLE SOMETHING CALLED: FUCKING BADASS.
EVERYONE HATES ME FOR NO REASON. NO REASON AT ALL!
I can think of a few reasons, from one lord to another.
I will happily send you a hand written letter containing each individual reason as to why people aren't fond of you or your antics... if you want.
∙☾__☽ i don't hate you i think yerr prretty cool not like f̶uckable but cool
A Lord of Time. I always seemed to be catching strays meant for someone else...
∙☾__☽ rreally not surre how to take that cause i like being a bitch whateverr it ain't easy being grreen someone said that once
CURRENTLY ACCEPTING CONCUBINE SUBMISSIONS. WHO WANTS THE LORD? #NSFW #ALPHASEX
yuck dogg straight up icky 8/
∙☾__☽ kinda morre currious what alpha sex is tbh ?
∙☾__☽ whos's the alpha???????
ME??????!!!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?@?@?#,,@##*>$8483&#&#,'MMMCMCKDJE TUMUT *$*@?:&&#*#(##
nothin quite like seein your once pure blooded block ovverrun by lowwbloods to ruin your appetite
IT IS FUNNY WATCHING YOU FREAKISH GRAY THINGS DESTROY EACHOTHER FROM THE INSIDE BECAUSE OF MY INFLUENCE. YOU FAIL TO REALIZE THAT DESPITE THE NEAPOLITAN FLAVORING, YOU ALL BLEED, AND DIE.
you ever feel so aggressively misunderstood some days you wanna scream? i know im not that bad at communicating!!!
I DON’T THINK ANYONE HAS MADE A SLUR FOR CHERUBIM ON ACCOUNT OF WE’D FUCKING KILL THEM.
I THINK "GREEN" HAS BECOME AN INSULT ALL ITS OWN.
WHY ARE YOU BOTH SO PATHETIC AND SO LIKE ME. UGH.
I TRULY FUCKING *WONDER*. MAYBE YOU'RE NOT JEALOUS OF ME LIKE I THOUGHT. MAYBE YOU ARE SIMPLY EMBARRASSED TO BE WHAT YOU ARE AND INCAPABLE OF EMBRACING IT.
I DID EMBRACE IT, BRAT. LOOK WHERE I’M AT NOW.
LOOK AT WHERE I'M AT. AN IMMUTABLE FUCKING FACT. AN INESCAPABLE NIGHTMARE. MAYBE YOU JUST FUCKING SUCK!
UH-HUH. Y’SAY THAT AND YET AT LEAST ONE VERSION OF YOUR SISTER SPECIFICALLY *CAME BACK*. DON’T SOUND TOO GOOD FOR YOU LONGTERM, KID.
AND IT VERY EVIDENTLY ISN'T *MINE*. I'M THE BEST ME.
ALMOST EVERY SINGLE FUCKING OVER VERSION WOULD SAY THAT IF I ASKED.
AND WHO'S THE ONE WITH THE DEADEST SISTER?
OH MY FUCK IT’S LIKE SPEAKING TO A BRICK WALL. WHATEVER, KID. DO WHAT YOU WANT AND REAP THE CONSEQUENCES LATER.
I AM THE ONE DOING ALL THE REAPING. DOUBLE REAPING EVEN. REPEATED, TWICE OVER REAPENING.