YOUR NEW GOD
@undyingUmbrage
LORD OF TIME. DESTROYER OF YOU. I AM A BOY. MOST FAMOUS USER ON THIS SHITTY APP. I AM NOT SAFE FOR WORK PLACES. I AM DANGEROUS IN FACT. PRIVATE MESSAGES ARE OPEN TO ALL WHO DARE TO ENGAGE ME. #ALPHA
LOOKING FOR VOLUNTEERS TO GET BEAT UP. RULES: 1. YOU. CAN'T. LIKE IT. NO FREAKISH FETISHIZERS. ONLY GOOD OLD FASHIONED TORMENT. OK THOSE ARE THE RULES. I AM VERY BORED. #VIOLENCE
Does the beating up go both ways?
WITH YOU? NO. NOT BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO. BUT BECAUSE YOU ARE WEAKSAUCE.
good lord the trolls stop chittin for ten flippin minutes and its a human cesspit a sloppy striders conferrin wwith wwhich wwitch givves the best head #nsfww #dashwwatchin #cww-incest
IS IT EVEN A CONTEST. #WITCHOFTIME #LOWDIFF.
HORROR MOVIES? MORE LIKE. WHORE. OR MOVIES?! WHICH SHALL I CHOOSE? BECAUSE I HAVE PLENTY OF BOTH. TO CHOOSE FROM. #SUGGESTIVE #OWNED
YEAH? WHAT FLICKS DO YOU OWN?
i could probably bag a caliborn with my fat alone. sigh... twirling my hair. #yearning #suggestive #nsfw
WHAT.
EXCUSE ME?? ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY YOUR HIDEOUS. SLOSHY. CURVACEOUS. COW BODY APPEALS... TO.... I'M LIGHT HEADED.
you heard me, jack.
THIS IS A STRANGE SERIES OF EVENTS THAT I FIND MYSELF HOLDING DIFFERENT CONFLICTING FEELINGS TOWARDS. ...GOOD LUCK? I THINK?
if you want me to eat down a hotdog in one bite, just tell me when. :B #suggestive
YO DADDY. IS SOOO FAT.
ONLY THE GREATEST SUSTENANCE AND MEALS FOR THE LORD. THE ONE TRUE DADDY, AS A HYPOTHETICAL SOMEBODY WOULD CORRECTLY ASSESS.
NOT *ME* YOU SCREWBALL EYED... SORRY, I SHOULDN'T LOSE MY TEMPER WITH A BADASS LIKE YOU, JACK. I AM IMPLYING THAT THE READERS OWN PATHETIC PATERNAL PISS STAIN IS OBESE.
IM GOING TO GOUGE MY EYES OUT. AGAIN.
OK I WONT THANK YOU FOR SHOWING MERCY MY LORD I WILL DO BETTER NEXT TIME HAAHAA. HAH. SORRY.
YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO SEE. AND LIVE FOR. THAT SO MUCH IS ME FOR THE RECORD.
striped socks and panties are really erotic. i should invest i think.
YOU ARE AN ALPHA MALE. DON'T STOOP SO LOW UNLESS YOU'RE STOOPING FOR ME.
happy father's day! get a dad pregnant, chat! #nsfw
HOW ABOUT I TURN YOU INTO A FATHER. #BREEDING #NSFW #GET BRED #PREGGERS
...are you asking me to knock you up? like you're the only one between us who CAN get pregnant.
NO! NO I'M IMPLYING. OH WHATEVER. METAPHORICALLY. METAPHORICAL. FUCK. WHATEVER.
HELLO, BITCHES. DADDY'S HOME.
HAPPY. "FATHERS" DAY. HAAHAAHEEHOOHOO.
YOU TOO. I THINK YOU WERE A FATHER FIGURE TO SOMEONE, ONCE, PROBABLY, SO IT IS APPLICABLE IN SOME ABSTRACT SENSE TO YOU.
welcome to chittr, caliborn. how do you do? :D
you probably dont, but i do know you. :D
EVERYONE KNOWS ME. I'M THE MOST IMPORTANT GUY. EVER. THE MOST SOUGHT AFTER MALE. EVER. A GOD, AN ANGEL, A CERTIFIED FUCKING *ARTIST*. THIS ISN'T NEWS TO ME.
woke up with my bone up. just thought i'd share that with yall.
lmao. you seriously are backing off now, baby? we were having fun.
i won't call myself an omega slut again, thought we were doing that a/b/o shit. #nsfw i'm sorry, i'm on the ground pleading at your feet begging you take my horny ass back for my transgressions. giving the tips of your toes little pecks of encouragement. really hammering in just how pitiful i really am.
I CAN GET BEHIND THAT. WORSHIP MY LOWER HALF LIKE THE *WHORE* FEMININE ENOUGH IF I SQUINT MAN YOU ARE. #NSFW
i got my pic on my profile obviously you can see i'm a feminine whore, especially for you, my alpha. #nsfw
I SAW. AGAIN. IF I SQUINT IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE SLOSHY MAMMARY GLANDS. IT WORKS. #NSFW
maybe put on readers, i'm sure that'll help with the squinting.
oh. i could so eat you out, dawg. get my tongue all sloppy with that tight hole. #nsfw
YES. A LORDS FEMBOY THRONE. LAPPING UP THE CHEEKS. OF DIVINITY. #NSFW
Bounce on the Penis of Povwer and you’ll find yourself creamed by the Cock of Corruption That's my vwisdom for tolight see you around ewveryone I hawve to go pass out novw
I AGREE.