YOUR NEW GOD
@undyingUmbrage
LORD OF TIME. DESTROYER OF YOU. I AM A BOY. MOST FAMOUS USER ON THIS SHITTY APP. I AM NOT SAFE FOR WORK PLACES. I AM DANGEROUS IN FACT. PRIVATE MESSAGES ARE OPEN TO ALL WHO DARE TO ENGAGE ME. #ALPHA
LOOKING FOR VOLUNTEERS TO GET BEAT UP. RULES: 1. YOU. CAN'T. LIKE IT. NO FREAKISH FETISHIZERS. ONLY GOOD OLD FASHIONED TORMENT. OK THOSE ARE THE RULES. I AM VERY BORED. #VIOLENCE
Does the beating up go both ways?
WITH YOU? NO. NOT BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO. BUT BECAUSE YOU ARE WEAKSAUCE.
good lord the trolls stop chittin for ten flippin minutes and its a human cesspit a sloppy striders conferrin wwith wwhich wwitch givves the best head #nsfww #dashwwatchin #cww-incest
IS IT EVEN A CONTEST. #WITCHOFTIME #LOWDIFF.
HORROR MOVIES? MORE LIKE. WHORE. OR MOVIES?! WHICH SHALL I CHOOSE? BECAUSE I HAVE PLENTY OF BOTH. TO CHOOSE FROM. #SUGGESTIVE #OWNED
YEAH? WHAT FLICKS DO YOU OWN?
i could probably bag a caliborn with my fat alone. sigh... twirling my hair. #yearning #suggestive #nsfw
WHAT.
EXCUSE ME?? ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY YOUR HIDEOUS. SLOSHY. CURVACEOUS. COW BODY APPEALS... TO.... I'M LIGHT HEADED.
you heard me, jack.
THIS IS A STRANGE SERIES OF EVENTS THAT I FIND MYSELF HOLDING DIFFERENT CONFLICTING FEELINGS TOWARDS. ...GOOD LUCK? I THINK?
if you want me to eat down a hotdog in one bite, just tell me when. :B #suggestive
YO DADDY. IS SOOO FAT.
ONLY THE GREATEST SUSTENANCE AND MEALS FOR THE LORD. THE ONE TRUE DADDY, AS A HYPOTHETICAL SOMEBODY WOULD CORRECTLY ASSESS.
NOT *ME* YOU SCREWBALL EYED... SORRY, I SHOULDN'T LOSE MY TEMPER WITH A BADASS LIKE YOU, JACK. I AM IMPLYING THAT THE READERS OWN PATHETIC PATERNAL PISS STAIN IS OBESE.
IM GOING TO GOUGE MY EYES OUT. AGAIN.
OK I WONT THANK YOU FOR SHOWING MERCY MY LORD I WILL DO BETTER NEXT TIME HAAHAA. HAH. SORRY.
YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO SEE. AND LIVE FOR. THAT SO MUCH IS ME FOR THE RECORD.
striped socks and panties are really erotic. i should invest i think.
YOU ARE AN ALPHA MALE. DON'T STOOP SO LOW UNLESS YOU'RE STOOPING FOR ME.
happy father's day! get a dad pregnant, chat! #nsfw
HOW ABOUT I TURN YOU INTO A FATHER. #BREEDING #NSFW #GET BRED #PREGGERS
...are you asking me to knock you up? like you're the only one between us who CAN get pregnant.
NO! NO I'M IMPLYING. OH WHATEVER. METAPHORICALLY. METAPHORICAL. FUCK. WHATEVER.
HELLO, BITCHES. DADDY'S HOME.
HAPPY. "FATHERS" DAY. HAAHAAHEEHOOHOO.
YOU TOO. I THINK YOU WERE A FATHER FIGURE TO SOMEONE, ONCE, PROBABLY, SO IT IS APPLICABLE IN SOME ABSTRACT SENSE TO YOU.
welcome to chittr, caliborn. how do you do? :D
you probably dont, but i do know you. :D
EVERYONE KNOWS ME. I'M THE MOST IMPORTANT GUY. EVER. THE MOST SOUGHT AFTER MALE. EVER. A GOD, AN ANGEL, A CERTIFIED FUCKING *ARTIST*. THIS ISN'T NEWS TO ME.
Bounce on the Penis of Povwer and you’ll find yourself creamed by the Cock of Corruption That's my vwisdom for tolight see you around ewveryone I hawve to go pass out novw
I AGREE.
IT IS FUNNY. THAT EVEN WHEN MY PRESENCE IS LIMITED BY THE EXTENT OF MY RETROCAUSALITY. I AM STILL FEARED. THE AMPWHORA OF BEFWHORUS (DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE?) WAS SHAKING IN HIS SKINNY JEANS, TERRIFIED OF MY ARRIVAL. MY ALPHA ADVICE FOR THE DAY IS: TERRIFY CRONUS AMPORA IN WAYS THAT DEFINE HIS ENTIRE EXISTENCE. #ALPHAADVICE
a broken clock is right twice a day or something
I DID QUITE LITERALLY BREAK THE ONLY CLOCK THAT HAS EVER MATTERED. MEANING I AM RIGHT. ALWAYS.
question to satisfy my curiosity: do you describe yourself as a top, bottom, or switch (which is code for bottom but ashamed of it)? #NSFW
I AM THE ALPHA, ALWAYS, ETERNALLY. IT IS WRITTEN IN THE STARS, AND INSIDE THEM, THAT I BE FILLING. MAD HOLES.
DEATH BEAM.
beam clash
if its fake then wwhy is your girl begrudgingly acknowwledgin my status as a planet buster